Clint Eastwood was ahead of his time!

It had to happen. Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o and his phony Internet girlfriend have inspired a new pastime: Te’oing.

Go Eastwood-style and grab yourself an empty chair, or just snuggle and nuzzle the empty space next to you. The possibilities are, well, if not endless, then at least giggle-inducing. Behold the imaginary romance:

Don’t worry! Your secret’s safe with us … and our readers.

She’s from Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

Sorry, ladies, they’re “taken.”

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  • peteee363

    something is still fishy about this whole fake girlfriend thing, but until we know the truth, let’s have fun with it! i have my new girlfriends, one under each arm, why can’t i have two imaginary girlfriends? yes, one is a smokin’ hot blonde, and the other says she is a redhead, but i am not sure about that :–)

    • DavidKramer

      Let me guess, one is called Metaphor and the other Simile?

      • peteee363

        wow, those are thier lastnames. are you a psychic?

        • DavidKramer

          My brother called me an oracle once for guessing the time exactly after 4 hours of work. Does that count?

  • ember

    lol…have fun kiddies! Folks set themselves up for this stuff with their stupid choices and inflated egos. If this guy had a girlfriend for 3 yrs and never met her someone should have his head examined. He ain’t right.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    I would reply, but it’s time to feed my imaginary puppy, Snowball, and he has been known to get cranky.

    • peteee363

      i had reports from your neighbors, time you start keeping that dog on a leash! and did he make the yellow snow?

  • John

    I hate to be cruel, but the fact that she was Te’o’s girlfriend makes me wonder if “Lennay Kekua” is Polynesian fir “Rosy Palm”

  • david christoph

    Irony abounds. RT @MTeo_5
    “The worst thing you can do is fool yourself!”

  • Wag_a_muffin

    I had a fake girlfriend, but then I found out she was a 57 year old man.