One, two, bedazzled cat’s coming for you:

Hot mess? New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s Christmas tree can’t be that bad, can it?

The Twitterverse says, “Yes. It. Can.” Behold the holiday horror Cuomo’s girlfriend Sandra Lee flaunted on Twitter last night:

Um … is this better?

sandra-lee-cuomo-christmas-tree

What, doesn’t everyone have a sparkly silver tiger guarding the family Christmas tree?

https://twitter.com/benhjacobs/status/276185846389043200

Silver-plated reclining tiger: $4,432.80.

Knowing you haven’t shared your worst Christmas tree ever with the Twitterverse: priceless.

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  • http://twitter.com/Lezabetha Lezabetha Ostuni

    Ummm, If I am not mistaken, this is in his home. WHY do any of you care?

    • Ranadicus

      Because tweeting something into the public domain gives the Internet the right of parody.

    • NCRelite

      His girlfriend posted the picture on twitter, of course people are going to mock its hideousness

    • stuckinIL4now

      WHY do you care that we care?

    • Streetiebird

      Because Twitchy is full of hate for everything Liberal.

      • ZoriahShepard

        It sure is easy when they give us such wonderful opportunities for full on mockery.

      • Teresa Davis McCormick

        no we hate the things liberals do, not them themselves. And hey, you know these people are adults right and can assume when they post things on twitter that they know what kind of comments they’ll get. Or should we take twitter away from the idiots to protect them from getting hurt? Maybe you should get rid of yours..

        • Streetiebird

          Some people here hate liberals themselves, they’ve told me so. Merry Christmas! :)

          • Belinda Henry

            I pretty much hate liberals they turn everything to crap

          • Streetiebird

            Thanks for your honesty :) Merry Christmas!

          • Streetiebird

            Thanks for your honesty :) Merry Christmas!

          • SpinMeNot

            Only certain liberals — I actually have a number of friends that are liberal; some of them even own guns.

          • lainer51

            so what – Barry hates conservatives, but who cares???

          • lainer51

            so what – Barry hates conservatives, but who cares???

          • Teresa Davis McCormick

            “some people” is a lot more accurate than saying all of twitchy. Thank you for realizing that you stereotyped some people and backing up on it. And Merry Christmas to you too!

      • Belinda Henry

        c’mon be honest the tree sucks no matter who it belongs to

        • Zane Henry

          It’s a load of pretentious crap just like all of Sandra Lee’s ‘tablescape’ nonsense.

          Yes, I watch an inordinate amount of Food Network programming.

          oops, hadn’t read down far enough to see Lisa Dean’s comment below.

          So yeah, WHAT SHE SAID down there.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        Right now we’re discussing an interesting take on a Christmas tree, posted by someone who is known for her drinking, semi-home made/eatable food, cocktail recipes and “tablescapes”. There’s nothing liberal about it. She posted the picture of “our” Christmas tree knowing full well that there may be some people who don’t appreciate her interesting take on a Christmas tree.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        Right now we’re discussing an interesting take on a Christmas tree, posted by someone who is known for her drinking, semi-home made/eatable food, cocktail recipes and “tablescapes”. There’s nothing liberal about it. She posted the picture of “our” Christmas tree knowing full well that there may be some people who don’t appreciate her interesting take on a Christmas tree.

      • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

        ‘Because Streetie is full of hate for everything Twitchy’. LOL

        Besides, it’s an ugly tree, no matter who or what owns up to it.

        • Streetiebird

          That is your opinion, and you are entitled to it.

  • NittanyLioness

    Dear God, and she signed it – with her initials SL, right on the damn thing. It’s like a glowing ghost of Hurricane Sandy’s timber loss…

    • CombatDiver

      HA.

  • Joel A. Edge

    Looks like a space creature.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Whatever that is, it’s not a Christmas tree, although I’ll give her credit for saying it’s a “Christmas” tree and not the libturd politically correct “holiday” tree. But you couldn’t expect her to put anything with color on it bcuz that would so clash with the bland beige and white decor in that room.

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    Damn, cousin It is getting old. But he does have his bling on.

  • justlittlolme

    It might be pretty if Frosty the Snowman hadn’t blown chunks all over it.

    • o0Nighthawk0o

      Put a magic hat on it and Frosty would have a date.

      • Sonya A. Willis

        Frosty has more taste than that.

      • Sonya A. Willis

        Frosty has more taste than that.

    • http://www.righthook38.com righthook38

      Ha…that made me laugh out loud! That is a sad lookin’ tree…

  • Seewetoldu

    Is this a racist Christmas Tree?…I don’t think its representing the color black very well.

  • Jack Deth

    It looks like a giant albino Abominable Snowman!

    Or a Silver Mabutu from ‘Star Trek’.

    • Melissa Banowski Anger

      I was thinking that it looked like the Abominable Snowman from the Frosty movie!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      Two thumbs up for the Star Trek nod!

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      Two thumbs up for the Star Trek nod!

  • Streetiebird

    Not Christmassy enough!! This is obviously the latest front in the War on Christmas!!! How dare he!!!!!!!

    • ZoriahShepard

      No, just the latest war on good taste.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      ^ Someone doesn’t know the origin of the Christmas tree.

      • Streetiebird

        ^ Someone doesn’t know the origin of the War on Christmas

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmcenanly James McEnanly

    It looks like the monster from a 20th century Doctor Who serial.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

      I’ll top that, that looks like a monster that might have dropped in on Penny and her folks when they were all lost in space! Doesn’t it, Penny?

      Penny’s laughing too hard to answer.

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

        Penny’s still laughing, but she found this old photo in the family album:

      • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ Penny Robinson Fan Club

        Do ANY pictures get posted up here? I’ve tried a few times and I think they all go to mod hell.

    • TomJB

      LOL!!! EXTERMINATE!

  • vino veritas

    Looks like he shares Tony Montana’s taste in Christmas trees. Just needs an 8ball on top to go with the pussycat at bottom. Time to deck the halls with guts and bullet holes huh gov?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

      Dont think TM can afford a XMas tree

  • AlmaAlma

    lol, it’s Cousin It

  • jetch

    typical racist white liberal couple with their white tree on the white carpet, next to the white chair and the white walls…
    cuomo needs to apologize…

    • Guest

      Some of the walls and doors in my house are white. I guess that makes me a racist.

      • ForTheRepublic

        The lightbulbs I use are white Better avoid Chicago!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Holy Bordello, Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Teresa Davis McCormick

      oh man, I was thinking the same thing, but not the batman part. It’s couldn’t look any cheaper if they tried. Skank tree

  • http://teapartyreaganconservative.blogspot.com/ TeaPartyReaganConservative

    Yep, everyone’s right.. That’s the most hideous Christmas Tree I have ever seen. I didn’t think it was possible to make bad tree, but I was wrong.. I remember the old artificial silver Christmas trees of the 50s and 60’s, and they never looked this bad. In fact, they were very nice, for a silver tree.. But this tree.. all I can say is.. omg… Where did she ever come to like such a hideous glowing monstrosity as this..

    I feel very sorry for Sandra Lee, as the nation critiques her Christmas Tree with unmerciful unvarnished truth. As she is a fine and very nice lady i’m sure, and as funny or embarrassing as this may be, it is nonetheless someone’s personal private home decoration.. Unfortunately, it was posted on twitter and other social web sites for all to see and critique.

    • Belinda Henry

      my grandpa had a white christmas tree and with it came a color wheel that you placed toward it so it would turn from blue to green to red,pretty funky

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        All that’s missing from her tree is some fiber optics or a mirror ball.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

        All that’s missing from her tree is some fiber optics or a mirror ball.

      • http://teapartyreaganconservative.blogspot.com/ TeaPartyReaganConservative

        So did my parents.. It was in the corner of the tree and the 3 colors of red, green, and yellow flat glass, making a sqeeky noise as it turned, shining the colors on the tree was what we had as a child in the 1960s.

    • http://twitter.com/Sincerly_oo Sincerely —

      I agree. It wouldn’t be my choice, but if that’s what they like . . . let them enjoy it.

    • TomJB

      If Cuomo runs in 2016 and wins… is this the 2017 White House tree model? and how big will the tiger be?

  • http://twitter.com/3Xtraders Anthony Allyn

    Slush tree. No contrast, no color

  • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

    Is it made out of cotton or cobwebs? I like the tiger though, but holy crap what a pricey thing! Must be nice to have ruling class money to spend on stuff like that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

    This is a typical Aunt Sandy design. I’m not shocked considering I’ve seen some of her “tablescapes” on Food Network….It also proves that all of those Christmas specials she had on FN in the past with her family had trees designed by someone other than Aunt Sandy.

  • http://twitter.com/rgbrod1 Richard Brod

    The most horrific tree I’ve ever seen….need bleach or my eyes!

  • rivers

    Oh I needed a good laugh. That is awesomely bad.

  • http://twitter.com/rgbrod1 Richard Brod

    Maybe it will sprout arms and chains and start to bemoan of Christmas’ past. Tiny Tim must be quaking behind the chair.

  • keller23

    WHOA!! Did Cuomo just say the C- word?

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      No, his girlfriend did.

  • Belinda Henry

    the culture came back positive,its an infection

  • SpinMeNot

    *warning, old guy remembering his childhood* Back when I was a youngster, we’d put the tree up on the 23rd or 24th, and take it down on Epiphany Sunday. I can see putting the tree up maybe on the 1st day of the 12 days of Christmas … but I don’t get putting it up in early December and taking it down on the 26th. We’ll probably do ours on the 22nd this year …

    Can somebody explain this to the old curmudgeon?

    • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

      This is part of the “hurry up and shove all of the holidays down their throats” industry. I have friends who put their tree up the weekend of Thanksgiving or the week after. I put our tree up the second weekend of December because my son’s birthday is 11/26 and I want him to enjoy his birthday before Christmas decorations come out etc.

      • SpinMeNot

        Very interesting … thank you for sharing that, it is something that had not occurred to me; a mother’s love is a wonderful thing. Your son is lucky to have a mother like you.

        • http://www.facebook.com/lisa.dean.564 Lisa Dean

          Thank you for the encouraging words. I actually think I’m the lucky one. :-)

      • SpinMeNot

        Very interesting … thank you for sharing that, it is something that had not occurred to me; a mother’s love is a wonderful thing. Your son is lucky to have a mother like you.

    • irishgirl91

      One of the few traditions we have been able to maintain is the Christmas tree. The day after Thanksgiving we put the tree up and order pizza. It is a nice break to all the work on Thanksgiving. I also take it down on the 26th of Dec. I went to Catholic school but I don’t really know what the Epiphany is. I have never really had a religious education (beyond 5yrs of C.school) and though I believe in God, my family is not religious.

    • irishgirl91

      One of the few traditions we have been able to maintain is the Christmas tree. The day after Thanksgiving we put the tree up and order pizza. It is a nice break to all the work on Thanksgiving. I also take it down on the 26th of Dec. I went to Catholic school but I don’t really know what the Epiphany is. I have never really had a religious education (beyond 5yrs of C.school) and though I believe in God, my family is not religious.

    • Silenttype78

      We break out the Christmas decor shortly after Thanksgiving.
      I do it because I love doing it (shrug). Its just so “pretty “!
      I go “Southern Living ” big and tasteful. Real juniper garland,wreaths,etc…so I’m usually not done until about the second week of December.
      This year I finished early because we downsized our sq ft by half when we moved from Alabama to Louisiana this past summer.

      • SpinMeNot

        I can understand the “love” of the tree. Especially, as you describe. Takes me back, thanks for sharing. It is greatly appreciated.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      We would put up our tree shortly after thanksgiving, but we wouldn’t decorate it until much later. My parents divorced when I was 6, and both remarried when I was 8(I inherited 2 more siblings, and an extra set of parents/grandparents), so Christmas was always a hectic time… Christmas Eve at the stepdads, go home by midnight, wake up at Dad’s, have breakfast, open gifts, go to stepmom’s mother’s around 1-2, and then over to my mom’s family around 5-6 and off to the bowling alley after dinner on Christmas Day.

      We always left the tree up until just after New Years, since for us, the tree was a part of the New Year’s decor.

      • SpinMeNot

        @K – thanks for sharing, it is appreciated; the word hectic does not seem to do that schedule justice.

  • Scott

    OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH THE AAAGGGOOOOONNNNYYY

  • Scott

    OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH THE AAAGGGOOOOONNNNYYY

  • Scott

    It is official. My wife says it is the ugliest thing ever, and she knows ugly bcuz she married it!
    Damn she sure is mean when you wake her up.

  • Lady 12

    At least it’s not pink. **gag**

  • Lady 12

    At least it’s not pink. **gag**

  • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

    Kill it with Fire!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jordan.burton2 Jordan Burton

    Kill it with Fire!

  • lainer51

    that is one fugly tree!

  • lainer51

    that is one fugly tree!

  • irishgirl91

    It looks like an x-ray.

  • irishgirl91

    It looks like an x-ray.

  • http://OccupyBawlStreet.com OccupyBawlStreet.com

    looks like sum kinda media whitewash to me!! DANG U LIBS!! :-)

  • http://OccupyBawlStreet.com OccupyBawlStreet.com

    looks like sum kinda media whitewash to me!! DANG U LIBS!! :-)

  • kayakingfatso

    The tiger’s a nice touch. I kinda hope it comes to life at midnight and eats cuomo and whatsherface.

  • CombatDiver

    Looks like the bastard offspring of the Abominable Snowman and an evergreen.

  • Rob Stevely

    Is that an xray of the tree?

  • Kate

    I like that it’s leaning sideways. It’s like the tree is hanging its head in shame.

  • tredglx

    Reminds me of the webbed coccoons that spiders make when they lay their eggs.
    Can this thing be sucked up with a shop-vac as well?

  • my preciousss!!

    HA HA ! very artistically challenged.

  • Tyler

    Looks like something the abominable snowman would throw up after a long night out

  • Karl H

    Like most things Democrats come up with it looked a hell of a lot better on paper. My Daughters said “it’s beautiful, what is it?” then I told them and they said “what was he thinking? that is awful!” So as long as it is not a Christmas tree it is artistic…LOL.

    This is one of those fine examples of unintended consequences. As a pile of fake fur coats it is an artistic tribute to the 70’s and disco, as a Christmas tree not so much.

  • Purple State

    Reading all these negative comments about one man’s tree makes me finally understand the phrase, “War on Christmas.”

    • GTFOBigGovt

      No, the tree mockery is a war on hypocrites. And somehow “The Bedazzled Lion lays down with the…Silver Chicken or Sled (?)” just doesn’t scream Christmas.
      It’s just “decorating”.

      • Purple State

        What’s hypocritical about decorating a Christmas tree?

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    I’ld recommend A.C. to shoot that tree and put it out of its misery, but I’m not interested in hearing from Bob Costas again.

  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    Anderson Cooper is going “SQUEEEEEEE” right now after seeing that tree.

  • Margie Ryan

    Next on Crafting with Sandra Lee, making a Christmas tree using your old hair weaves!

  • Glitter

    That tree is making me laugh out loud. The tacky animals are icing on top!! TACKY!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.mouland.908 Brian Mouland

    From a distance looks like a giant squirrel

  • AMR1960

    That Tree looks like something out of Poltergiest!

  • Truth Injector

    It’s beautiful– unique looking– why do so many people just like to sit and make comments going along with the herd.

  • linzyloo2

    I love white trees! However what I love the most about our family tree every year is using all of the ornaments we have collected over the years. Nothing is too matchy-matchy and there’s so many good memories behind the ornaments. I’m just not feeling the love from this tree :(

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      We only had hand-crafted ornaments on the tree, we tried to stay away from the store-bought ornaments. With 6 kids, there were plenty of hand-made ornaments to be hung 😀

  • George Washington Mclintock

    Uglier that his administration’s response to Sandy!

  • http://twitter.com/paul92107 paul avery

    LOL people lose all their judgement when they find a new sex partner!

  • afvet4america

    WTH is that? Ghost tree with spirits in it and initials SL. Have mercy!

  • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

    The top of his tree looks like it’s infested with gypsy moth caterpillars, or ‘tent’ caterpillars.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    I thought it was a photo of The First Wookie on a bad hair day…
    ;~(}

  • JimmyJusticeUSA

    what exactly is a “hot mess”

  • Tessa I.

    It’s kind of . . . furry. Like a mold culture. Like many designer items, it’s also utterly joyless.

  • anjullyn

    Looks like a Yeti that walked through a dept. store ornament section. Whites only allowed.