You can tell former model Bianca Jagger wants to be taken seriously and isn’t at all cuckoo — she even whipped out the all caps “ALERT,” the true mark of sanity and level-headed discourse.

With nary a raised Twitter eyebrow or skeptical disclaimer, Jagger shared a link to an article (Google’s cached copy here) claiming that a Swedish Green Party politician has “openly admitted” that toxic chemtrails are real. Not only that, the clouds of supposedly poisonous chemicals, viruses and toxic metals (really) are a joint project of the CIA, NSA and Swedish government to “modify atmospheric conditions.” And the website totally looks legit.

Not a wild conspiracy theory? Sure thing, Bianca. Tell us, what’s your take on the Illuminati’s weather manipulation via the Bilderberg-funded HAARP project? C’mon, brave truth-teller, don’t let the New World Order keep you down!

  • TwitWit

    She got the brain of Jagger. She got the brain of Jagger.
    She got the B-B-B-BRAAIIN of Jagger.

  • coreopsis has set in

    For all you chemtrail deniers, two words: “Surrender Dorothy”

  • Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    ok im gonna need a fill in.

    IF this were true, and an evil cloud of toxic doom looms over sweden, what is the next step to get proffit out of it?

  • CombatDiver

    The real question is, ” can chemtrails be taxed? “

    • tredglx

      If Teddy the Swimmer was still alive, he’d be asking the same question.

  • DeBaliviere

    If chemtrails were real, Binaca would snort them.

    • tredglx

      If they were real, Amy Winehouse would have snorted them all already.

      (yes I know she’s no longer with us. I’m treating the subject with the respect it deserves)

      • TheOriginalDonald

        Snorting chemtrails is bad, MMMMMMMMMMMKAY-Len Bias

        (what is this, the Jim Rome website?)

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Can we all agree that there needs to a be an IQ test to get an internet account?

    • TocksNedlog

      What the hell fun would THAT be?

      • tredglx

        For real. It’d keep b a t – s h i t crazy libs off the boards, and then who would we have to smack down with fact?

  • tredglx

    If chemtrails are responsible for last winter’s weather, I say keep spraying all this winter as well.
    /obvious sarc

  • Jack Deth

    Bianca Jagger?

    Didn’t she used to be relevant fifty years ago?

    Chemtrails are this moronic generation’s hole in the Ozone layer. A whole lot of Nothing!

  • TocksNedlog

    Bianca KNOWS that chemtrails are real! She’s SEEN them!

    Uh, you know — on mirrors at parties . . . for, like, the past 40 years. Hey, everybody knows it, man!

  • LoriGirl

    Tin foil is not nearly strong enough.

  • marcellucci

    This is all just promo for Al Gore’s new “Chem-Trail-Mix”, coming to a gourmet store near you!!

    • Jack Deth

      Nice one!

      The first store to receive “Chem~Trail Mix” will no doubt be Trader Joe’s.

    • Jack Deth

      Nice one!

      The first store to receive “Chem~Trail Mix” will no doubt be Trader Joe’s.

  • Destroy Progressives

    Of course they’re real! Compare the skies today with how they looked with planes flying in the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s…

    • DeBaliviere

      More jets => more jet engine exhaust => more contrails. Mystery solved.

    • Let’em Crash

      All one has to do is look at surface insolation data few days post 2001 9-11 to see the effect water vapor artificially placed into the troposphere/ stratosphere interface has on climate. Contrails are real, the water vapor kind.

      • tredglx

        I remember seeing that study. The data was quite interesting.

  • moonsbreath

    Why are *chemtrails* so good at predicting rain?


    I miss the days when it was UFO’s, the Lockness Monster, Bigfoot…

    What are chemtrails and what is the “goal” of them?

  • porgiefirefighter

    She was married to rock star. She started a human rights foundation and named it after herself. She believes in chemtrails. Is there anything this woman can’t do?

    • tredglx

      Make sense?

  • Mickey James

    For all you people who think chemtrails are real, how does the government people protect themselves from the chemtrails?