Oh, for the love of everything ever! This is what happens when women vote with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.

Liberal women aren’t just swooning over President Obama’s victory — they claim their vaginas, uteri and ovaries are expressing gratitude and relief now that they’re in the oh-so-capable hands of President Lady Parts.

You’ve come a long way, baby!

Er … try cotton panties instead of synthetic. Bonus: they chafe a lot less than an Obama presidency.

https://twitter.com/lalalalauraah/status/266195625723453440

https://twitter.com/anothermeghann/status/266059105322532864

https://twitter.com/StephanieCW/status/266050307933483008

https://twitter.com/Catt_daddyy/status/266049422624948225

Yes, because as we all know, our rights come from our lord and savior Obama.

But it’s not just a slew of vagina monologues. Other liberal “lady parts” joined in the celebratory sighing.

https://twitter.com/HillarySpeaks/status/266179147829755904

https://twitter.com/Rambling_Amazon/status/266165735150219265

https://twitter.com/LaurenLugdon/status/266200147946524675

Some femme-a-gogues even believe their biological clocks run on Obama time.

T. M. I.