Binders full of womyn and slutty Romney: 12 ridiculous Romney-themed Halloween costumes

Oh, sweetie. Bless your precious heart. Your plan to make a splash with your “binders full of women” Halloween costume? Not original.

Romney-obsessed libs have been drooling over the prospect of slutty binder costumes since the day after the second presidential debate. And well before Halloween, progressive protesters traded in their floppy vagina costumes for giant cardboard binders.

Now that Halloween is here, the Binders Full of Womyn Brigade is out in full force. If we weren’t laughing so hard, we’d almost feel bad for them. Almost.

https://twitter.com/savagekellers/status/263730553222737920

UGHI I really wish I could have coordinated my 'Binder Full of Women' costume this year. Woulda been awesome. pic.twitter.com/Icb3nVGq

— Jess (Burgess) Solomon (@jess_solomon121) October 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/pilarmunoz/status/263729933224919040

My best #Halloween costume ever: Super Binder Woman #bindersfullofwomen pic.twitter.com/E9qAbV5Y

— MetroparksMary???‍♂️??????? (@MaryRouse) October 28, 2012

For my 12k tweet I give you my #halloween costume: "50 Shades Of Grey/Haired Women In Mitt Romney's Binder." http://t.co/zY2dwksB

— Nichole Magoon (@nicholemagoon) October 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/HeyVeronica/status/261915677496049664/

Lmao Kate ♥, Binder Full Of Women #Costume #Binder #Women #CY #FreeDressDay http://t.co/spyVZ44l

— – B R E Y ✨ (@_xobrey) October 26, 2012

Others went with the ever popular (and repeatedly debunked) “Romney wants to kill Big Bird” theme.

Mitt Romney kills Big Bird. Not bad since I had no costume at 3pm. http://t.co/jyV8UqaK

— Serge Gojkovich (@sgojkovich) October 27, 2012

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.@BlGBlRD nice costume! #halloween #bigbird #romney http://t.co/9LRPycQE

— Jason Gooljar (@wfpman) October 31, 2012

Liberal Halloween party in SC: Big Bird in Gitmo. pic.twitter.com/3vQqG90A

— Teresa (@TeresaKopec) October 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/mrouvelin/status/262992690910736385

Warning: have your brain bleach handy for this one:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedJack/status/262369027526111232

Here’s a bonus image (OK, the “bonus” part is questionable, so we’ll just call it number 13). While not specifically Romney-themed, no roundup of absurd anti-GOP costumes would be complete without walking lady parts. Because, vagina!

https://twitter.com/savagekellers/status/262404663402446848

From all of us at Twitchy, have a safe and happy Halloween!