Looks like New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg has been sneaking the super-sized sodas and the caffeine has taken its toll. Or maybe it was the rush from all that eeeeevil sugar.

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/statuses/259690586301407234

https://twitter.com/fajitaroundup/status/259691555214999552

Ah, now we get it. Someone can’t handle his … Pepsi. Or was it his failure to indulge in everything tasty?

Some Twitterers think this Twitter misfire is an improvement over Nanny Bloomberg’s standard Twitter musings.

Can we get a fact check?

https://twitter.com/harry_grabow/status/259690813183901696

Politifact rates this “mostly true.”

Best theory yet for Bloomberg’s latest tweet:

Update:

Bloomberg has deleted the tweet.

But Twitchy is forever.

Update:

Bloomberg acknowledged the deletion.

Coming soon?

  • Chris Ar

    We must ban Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v, for our health and welfare.

    • Barnitosupreme

      I think the ban of Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v is government overreach.

    • ScaryCheri

      Are you sure it’s not something new on Michelle’s school lunch menu?

      • bluewaternavy

        No it’s a REACTION to eating from her menu.

    • ScaryCheri

      Are you sure it’s not something new on Michelle’s school lunch menu?

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Think of the *sniff* children.

    • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

      Think of the *sniff* children.

    • r_coplin2001

      I like to know if a cat ran over his keyboard

      • bluewaternavy

        No, it can’t be..He’s banned cats 😉

  • Jack Deth

    I don’t think
    Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v
    Will fit on a T~Shirt.

    “Mr. President, we cannot afford a
    Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v
    gap!”

    “Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v”
    The sound one makes when de-evolving from Human to Zombie.
    Were Bath Salts involved? The world wants to know!

    “Keep your friends close. And your enemies
    Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v”

    I think we may have a viable #Hastag here!

  • Jack Deth

    I don’t think
    Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v
    Will fit on a T~Shirt.

    “Mr. President, we cannot afford a
    Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v
    gap!”

    “Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v”
    The sound one makes when de-evolving from Human to Zombie.
    Were Bath Salts involved? The world wants to know!

    “Keep your friends close. And your enemies
    Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v”

    I think we may have a viable #Hastag here!

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Mountain Dew is a helluva drug.

  • http://pennyrobinsonfanclub.net/ PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Mountain Dew is a helluva drug.

  • Lyle Larkin

    New York is being over run by muslims who are blocking the streets during their “Prayer Time” and the mayor is worried about Big Gulp??? Wake the hell up!

  • Lyle Larkin

    New York is being over run by muslims who are blocking the streets during their “Prayer Time” and the mayor is worried about Big Gulp??? Wake the hell up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    maybe someone mentioned banning halloween and he got a tingle up his leg

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    maybe someone mentioned banning halloween and he got a tingle up his leg

  • Larry A Underwood

    Only a liberal can decode this message, I had a liberal do it for me…it says…long live King Obama and Quean big ass…

  • Larry A Underwood

    Only a liberal can decode this message, I had a liberal do it for me…it says…long live King Obama and Quean big ass…

  • diskinetic

    If you read that fast enough, it sounds like “resist we much”.

  • diskinetic

    If you read that fast enough, it sounds like “resist we much”.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    It’s a code for “soda for me, but not for thee.”

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    It’s a code for “soda for me, but not for thee.”

  • CalCon10

    Quiet, peasants. Rules do not apply to the elites. The elites don’t need rules to tell them how to live, because they’re smarter and better than you. They will police themselves–thank you very much–and you, because they’re superior. Now be quiet, or Uncle Sam will clap you in irons!

  • CalCon10

    Quiet, peasants. Rules do not apply to the elites. The elites don’t need rules to tell them how to live, because they’re smarter and better than you. They will police themselves–thank you very much–and you, because they’re superior. Now be quiet, or Uncle Sam will clap you in irons!

  • my preciousss!!

    tweeting in Finnish for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious….Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v …

  • my preciousss!!

    tweeting in Finnish for supercalifragilisticexpialidocious….Uh egrejvvvmhhhkncb vvuk jhugjvklyju [email protected] Ji June v …

  • stuckinIL4now

    Yeah, was it a butt pocket tweet?

  • stuckinIL4now

    Yeah, was it a butt pocket tweet?

  • News Reporter

    The man is so obese his fat cells are Tweeting

  • News Reporter

    The man is so obese his fat cells are Tweeting

  • http://twitter.com/sbowlby01 Scott Bowlby

    He probably just saw an AR-15 painted pink again.

  • http://twitter.com/sbowlby01 Scott Bowlby

    He probably just saw an AR-15 painted pink again.

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    @greggutfeld is F-ING HILARIOUS!!!! ==> “If i were you, i’d totally ban pockets @MikeBloomberg Oops, that last tweet was a pocket tweet.”

  • http://twitter.com/who_me_too RadicalRebelWhoMeToo

    @greggutfeld is F-ING HILARIOUS!!!! ==> “If i were you, i’d totally ban pockets @MikeBloomberg Oops, that last tweet was a pocket tweet.”

  • JeffWRidge

    I like the idea of banning pockets so that things like this don’t happen. Leave it to Greg.

  • JeffWRidge

    I like the idea of banning pockets so that things like this don’t happen. Leave it to Greg.

  • MichaelCaldwell

    I like gutfelds tweet very funny

  • MichaelCaldwell

    I like gutfelds tweet very funny

  • ZoriahShepard

    How do people let this happen! It is possible to lock your phone. And why is his hand constantly inside his pocket? Scratch that…I don’t think I wanna know.

  • ZoriahShepard

    How do people let this happen! It is possible to lock your phone. And why is his hand constantly inside his pocket? Scratch that…I don’t think I wanna know.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmclean3 James McLean

    It’s Norwegian. Look it up.

  • Fat_Man

    A big gulp full of gin.

  • Jim Cooper

    You guys don’t understand. He is going to live forever. And he wants us to join him.

  • RebeccaH

    Big Gulp ate him. That’ll teach him.

  • Bristel

    He’s chanting for Soda Cthulhu.

  • Snap N McGarrett

    front pocket or back pocket?

  • http://alankhenderson.blogspot.com/ alanhenderson

    Bloomberg’s health nannyism inspired me to ponder a Molon Labe restaurant chain. Maybe Gerard Butler could be celebrity spokesdude. All I need is some venture capital. Anyone got Bain’s number?

  • jhertzli

    IIRC, there’s a program to that can lock your keyboard when a cat is walking across it.

  • Old Patriot

    I’m very scarce on Twitter, but I’ve had messages like that on my Facebook page thanks to one of my cats. I don’t think Nanny Bloomberg can use that excuse, though.

  • Old Patriot

    I’m very scarce on Twitter, but I’ve had messages like that on my Facebook page thanks to one of my cats. I don’t think Nanny Bloomberg can use that excuse, though.

  • citizenrich

    Mayor Mike: go Fsggyfffgjbh yourself.

  • tsluf273

    Trying to activate the Pinnacle chip glitch, I see.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bill.bradham.1 Bill Bradham

    I think he’s donned a hijab with full face covering.

  • Renny

    Dropped his phone in a Big Gulp?