Earlier this month, Twitchy reported on the Left’s bloody fantasy that a Romney presidency would usher in a national tampon ban.

That cuckoo claim is still making the rounds among those who think with their lady parts, not their lady smarts.

But it’s not just the coming Tampocalypse that has libs stocking up on supplies for the War on Women. Fear-mongering Obama supporters are also spreading the absurd rumor that a Romney win would make hair extensions illegal in America.

Many fear that Weave-ageddon is nigh.

https://twitter.com/_iHeartBRIT/status/258400363923791873

https://twitter.com/Lizzy_Blunt/status/259346126870806530

https://twitter.com/TheReal_Tstackz/status/258447903763361792

https://twitter.com/weLEADyou/status/258397572463472640

https://twitter.com/goldencurse/status/256544093398761472

https://twitter.com/IamChinyere/status/256590103328210945

https://twitter.com/Jeezyfbaybee/statuses/258379375253262337

The rumor appears to have originated on social media and may have something to do with Romney’s tough talk on China.

Or maybe, just maybe, it’s just intended to perpetuate the false notion that Romney is a racist.

But some people believe that’s not all Romney will ban just as soon as he gets his greedy, grubby hands on the executive order pen. Say goodbye to the McDonald’s Dollar Menu.

https://twitter.com/Zaddy_Dizzy/status/258044861666693120

https://twitter.com/Mr_ShowTime_25/status/258386715780186114

https://twitter.com/The_Chum_Chum/status/258386748462202880

Right. Because it’s Republicans who want to meddle with people’s food choices.

Sheesh! Is there anything that conniving Nick Romney won’t outlaw?

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