Hey, looks like foul-mouthed misogynist Jason Biggs is vying for the honor of Most Devoted Twitchy Reader. Sadly for him, Ellen Barkin‘s got that award in the bag, with Keith Olbermann giving her a run for her cuckoo pants money.

What’s got him twisting his delusional knickers over Twitchy CEO/founder Michelle Malkin? Oh, you know, the usual. Malkin and those meddling bluenosed moralists at Twitchy think that maybe, just maybe, he shouldn’t be tweeting about “ejaculant soaked tanktops” while doing voice work for Nickelodeon’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.”

How dare we trample his free speech? Or something.

As Twitchy noted yesterday, Nickelodeon “insisted Jason use better judgment and discretion in public communications while affiliated with our brand.” After what must have been a terrible, horrible, no good couple of weeks struggling to maintain a kid-friendly Twitter presence, Biggs couldn’t resist the siren call of tweeting about his horniness and “ambien sex fests.”

After fantasizing that Malkin was crushing on him, Biggs succumbed to the allure of potty tweeting once again.

So much for “better judgment and discretion,” eh Nickelodeon?

If Biggs wasn’t trying to revive his stalled career by voicing a character on a children’s show, his adult-oriented tweets wouldn’t concern us. Well, as long as they didn’t involve sexually degrading  Janna Ryan and Ann Romney.

As we wrote yesterday:

Biggs opted to work for a children’s entertainment channel rather than flip burgers at Wendy’s. No one forced the Nickelodeon gig on him — his pathetic, flagging career put him in that position. And just a week prior to the Sept. 29 premiere of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” he refuses to keep his Twitter stream clean enough for the “Dora the Explorer” crowd.

Still your move, Nickelodeon.

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  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    Poor Biggs, everybody’s pretty much bored with his azz…

  • Damn_Lucky69

    I see a train wreck in…3…2…1…*

  • http://deadbuffaloblog.blogspot.com/ DeadBuffalo Blog

    I see a Pee-Wee/Fred Willard moment in this guy’s future.

    • http://twitter.com/AUBraves AUBraves

      He’s not worth worrying over… just block Nick and let them know you did…

      • pajamakat

        I agree. We – all of us – are making him more popular than ever before. Next time he puts out any statement on ANYTHING, don’t respond at all. Just ignore this loser. He is craving attention. Stop giving it to him. He is loving every minute of this.

      • Elaine

        Please tell me how to BLOCK Nick, other than to change to channel?

        • Garth Haycock

          Your provider, be it cable or satellite should have a channel block feature.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

      Biggs is a David Carradine/Michael Hutchence auto-erotic asphyxiation “sex accident” candidate. Maybe Nickelodeon will televise?

    • Rick Stones

      The difference is that people actually know who those guys are.

      • edward cropper

        Funny line !!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I think he’s more likely heading towards a John Wayne Gacy moment.

    • Hello Jerry (D)

      That or a Michael Richards. Surprised Assclown Biggs hasn’t found a excuse to throw out a racial slur yet…

  • grais

    I wonder if I’m the only one who sees a pic of Biggs, or his wife (whoever she is), or Silverman, et al, and sees untreated venereal disease.
    Skeevy creatures. *shudder*

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      They do exude a “quality” that even a hot shower and clean clothes won’t make go away immediately.

  • regmgr

    A typical socialist loser. Looks like the only thing this guy graduated from was a porn movie career.

  • AlmaAlma

    The people who like to shock are usually doing so in compensation for lack of talent.

    • conservativechick

      Or lack of ‘something’ else…

  • Derelictus

    Um, I don’t think the target demographic for the new Ninja Turtles cartoon is the same as that for Dora the Explorer. Also, Nickelodeon is no stranger to programming that’s bizarrely inappropriate for kids…remember Ren and Stimpy? And Rocko’s Modern Life, although I definitely like that one.

    But more on topic, yeah Jason Biggs is pretty embarrassing. But his entire career was kickstarted on a movie about a horny dork sticking his wiener in a pastry, so what do you expect?

  • lainer51

    I expect no action from Nick… they carry the water of Hollow wood nitwits… I and my friends will BLOCK Nick on our own!!

  • http://marcwinger.com Jupiter C.

    His mother must be disgusted. I can’t imagine a children’s network still employing him.

  • v1cious

    He sort of has a point, you know: This is turning into an obsession. A billion stars on twitter making offensive comments every day, and Yet you continue to focus on this one particular person. Even Fox News doesn’t care about this any more.

    • vino veritas

      Are you normally this completely oblivious and incoherent? Who exactly is the “you” you’re referring to and, FYI, the reason he and this controversy is still an actual controversy is the fact that he has not been fired from the children’s movie he is currently working on for previously making the exact same sort of despicable misogynistic vulgar remarks on Twitter which he made above. Now he has targeted Michelle Malkin & Twitchy to receive the same treatment since they exposed his sickness to the world while helping to rile up anger & and disgust at his very existence, subsequently putting his little gig in jeopardy. So no, he has absolutely no point that a sane rational person could ever take seriously as he is an insane irrational, deluded, sexist, vulgar subhuman excuse for an actual human being.

      • v1cious

        Except it’s not a controversy. It should be pretty clear by this point that this isn’t going anywhere, no matter how much you guys would like it to.

        “Now he has targeted Michelle Malkin & Twitchy to receive the same treatment since they exposed his sickness to the world while helping to rile up anger & and disgust at his very existence, subsequently putting his little gig in jeopardy.”

        Umm no, he’s pointing out how funny this obsession with him is. Pretty sure anyone would do this, even Malkin herself.

        • TocksNedlog

          How very nice of you to declare it “Not a controversy”.

          • v1cious

            I didn’t declare anything, the silence is enough.

          • v1cious

            I didn’t declare anything, the silence is enough.

        • TocksNedlog

          How very nice of you to declare it “Not a controversy”.

      • v1cious

        Except it’s not a controversy. It should be pretty clear by this point that this isn’t going anywhere, no matter how much you guys would like it to.

        “Now he has targeted Michelle Malkin & Twitchy to receive the same treatment since they exposed his sickness to the world while helping to rile up anger & and disgust at his very existence, subsequently putting his little gig in jeopardy.”

        Umm no, he’s pointing out how funny this obsession with him is. Pretty sure anyone would do this, even Malkin herself.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Yes, it is clear that Nick has chosen to slurp sewage, and to serve it to the viewers…

    It’s also clear that Target has volunteered to provide the diningware.

    And that both are committed beyond reconsideration to that course of action.

    The only chit left to play is to actually cease custom at Target — completely. That means, even if they are the only ones carrying a product you do w/o it.

    It means that even if they have the lowest price, and you’re near the limit on your budget, you don’t buy at Target.

    It means that you pester every acquaintance you have — to pester theirs, too — to avoid shopping there!

    More companies are capitulating, and jumping on the Progressive’s bandwagon to nudge for Social change because they’ve been convinced — wrongly — that they must do so to stay alive.

    We’ve got a hard row to hoe, if we plan to restore normalcy.

  • Grumpa Grumpus

    Yes, it is clear that Nick has chosen to slurp sewage, and to serve it to the viewers…

    It’s also clear that Target has volunteered to provide the diningware.

    And that both are committed beyond reconsideration to that course of action.

    The only chit left to play is to actually cease custom at Target — completely. That means, even if they are the only ones carrying a product you do w/o it.

    It means that even if they have the lowest price, and you’re near the limit on your budget, you don’t buy at Target.

    It means that you pester every acquaintance you have — to pester theirs, too — to avoid shopping there!

    More companies are capitulating, and jumping on the Progressive’s bandwagon to nudge for Social change because they’ve been convinced — wrongly — that they must do so to stay alive.

    We’ve got a hard row to hoe, if we plan to restore normalcy.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Nothing good and wholesome comes from ‘Hollywood’ anymore. Absolutely nothing. In fact, ‘good and wholesome’ are vulgar terms in the TV and movies entertainment industry lexicon.

    Nickelodeon has been in the cable channel block list since that Hollywood reprobate scumbag and his repugnant reprobate slut wife started tweeting all that crap and Nickelodeon has done nothing — except for to unabashedly continue on insisting to impressionable young children that they visit the Jason Biggs’ family Twitter feed(s).

    As far as I am concerned — Nickelodeon shall remain in the block channel list until the kids are grown up and moved out of my house — and forever more — period. My brothers and sister have done the same with my nephews and nieces. As have several friends with their children. I strongly urge ALL loving parents do the same.

    I just keep adding channels to the cable television passcode protected channel block list to keep the kids off of the channels I deem not in their best interest on the whole — and the block list keeps getting longer and longer and longer. It’s getting almost as big as the list of channels that are not blocked.

    Protecting children is paramount in any society. Protecting your own children is not only obligatory — it is a duty of the heart, soul, and mind.

  • TonyMontana3

    The only reason you care about him is because he attacked people on your side. If he had said something like that about Hilary Clinton, would you care? No.

    • Adela Wagner

      Apparantly you did not get the memo..or perhaps you did. The one about nick actually linking to his original twitter account, and encouraging kids to tweet in. He had photos of dildo’s and vile tweets other than the Romney and Ryan ones. Parents who actually care about their kids, and some who do not get into politics at all, did not like that their kids were invited to his tweets by Nick who is supposed to be a “safe” place for kids to visit. And NO MATTER who he tweeted about, even if it were Roseanne Barr, I would STILL have a problem with children being directed to the tweets. And I have a problem with the comments about 8th grade pussy being mentioned after he won some misdirected
      award.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/CQQVASNHUHM7X4M3LLN7WI74DA meru

    This guy is the scum of the earth.