Oh my. Despite brutally hilarious mockery of the bizarre, cult-like #ForAll campaign, Team Obama is still at it.

Yesterday Twitchy was certain that OFA campaign manager Jim Messina took the creepy cake. But not to be out-creepster’d, David Axelrod submitted a new, chest-caressing reason for you to hide yo’ kids and yo’ wife.

One, two, Axe is coming for you:

Exactly what kind of “medical research” is Dr. Frankenrod doing in his lab? We eagerly await the Photoshops!

And … the creepy just keeps on comin’.

Time for Obama’s least effective surrogate to join the sweet culty action with a magic marker heart! For The Children™, natch.

Really? For all our kids?

No Photoshopping necessary! (But we hope some of you will do it anyway. Hint, hint.)

Know what might be even creepier? The Obama campaign is convinced that the launch of its shudder-inducing, endlessly mockable #ForAll cult is a “huge success.” Really!

  • disqus_LASIg6epmj

    I guess they haven’t realized that this is the biggest (and creepiest) joke of the internet. lol

    • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

      Wonder when they’re going to get a clue?

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    This couldn’t be creepier if her fangs had descended.

    • Patrick L

      someone should photoshop that on her wish I knew how to.

      • Jefferson Tea Party

        Me too! I write software, but put me in front of Photoshop and I’m like a monkey trying to learn to knit.

        • Patrick L

          can some one on here please photo shop fangs on DWS and a Frankenstein scull on DA. Thanks

          • Jefferson Tea Party


          • operanerd1986

            When I saw the picture of Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, I thought of Nosferatu. Fangs are a great idea.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GKCH3TYPSZQQY6UWAESEKQEB3I Julie

            My first thought was Larry Fine from The Three Stooges-

          • operanerd1986

            I can definitely see the resemblance.

          • operanerd1986

            I can definitely see the resemblance.

          • http://www.brettfernau.com/ deadeyebart

            Here you go.

          • http://www.brettfernau.com/ deadeyebart

            Here you go.

          • mastadonarmy

            Only because you asked… I call her, DWS-Fangs

          • Brenda Hellwig

            I just peed myt pants!

          • mastadonarmy

            Only because you asked… I call her, DWS-Fangs

  • Jefferson Tea Party

    And Axelrod looks like someone has a gun to his back. help..me..

  • Ritamalik

    What is with them?! Is this “hand writing” messages some new campaign tactic? They look ridiculous! Debbie looks especially crazy!!! I mean even crazier than usual!

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      you know liberals: just going to the refrigerator is a political statement

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    The MSM made fun of Michelle Bachmann, but Debbie Whatsername-Schultz looks absolutely crazy. Her eyes are crooked and don’t point the right direction… kinda like the Democratic Party. Creepy.

    • Postbackxp

      I think that photo of Debbie Pennywise Schultz is in the top 3 of the scariest
      things I have ever seen.

      • Phantom Stranger

        With one of the top being,of course,Pennywise himself. I couldn’t eat for weeks after I first saw that movie.

    • keepdreamingon

      would it kill her to put a brush through her hair? egads! she’s so slovenly…

    • Kyle Schroeck

      She has them Blue Eyes. One Blew this way, One Blew that way. Never know which way she’s looking.

      • lainer51

        but she has a kind face – the kind that makes you puke.

  • Right Wired

    I’d like to give her the back of her own hand. Hypocrite!

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    Axelrod ” medical research ” would that be this administration illegally doing an end-around on due process and shutting down or threatening shutting down legal in the state of Colorado medical marijuana dispensaries, is that the medical research he’s talking about probably illegal wire tapping and seizure of medical records as well? Or would that be the quack diehard supporters that posed as Dr.’s in the phony Town Halls you entertained? If it’s Obamacare, then that is not a real medical solution, that just fixes what ails this administration not enough government. As for DWS, for ” our kids ” she looks like she would Hansel and Gretel them with those teeth. Creepy x infinity.

    • TomJB

      I doubt he thinks things through that thoroughly. He probably actually thinks that not funding embryonic stem cell research with federal tax receipts is the same thing as banning all medical research.

    • librarygryffon

      Remember his brother Ezekiel is the one with that Oh so nice “Complete Life” idea for “how to allocate scarce medical resources” which boils down to only paying for anything significant if the patient has a chance of being able to continue working and paying taxes. Baby with serious genetic condition? No, because it’s harder on parents to lose a 10yo child than a baby. Patient over 65? No, because they have already had their “complete life”. The scheme would only really cover everything for people from about age 15 to age 50, presumably because once you hit 50 you don’t have much time to pay the collective back for it’s expenditures on you.

      This is all from an editorial in the Lancet in 2009, (primary author G Persad). According to Wiki Ezekiel says this plan is only for scarce resources, like organs, but I read the editorial, and it certainly sounded like a blueprint for a national health program which by definition would be massively short of funding for all levels of care.

      • Donna W

        Logan’s Run.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.hanover.35 John Hanover

    Someone needs to Photo Shop some IV’s in the background to show how much they heart Obama. Notice the placement of Axelrod’s head spelling out ” B People ” on the poster? Yeah B rated people love Obama. Too bad they don’t have directions on how to find someone who cares scribbled on their hands, ’cause they look real lost.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      And produced by HBO.

  • lana ward

    These people are all sick-insane. They should all locked up. I thought DWS was a medusa man, now I’m sure

  • DonnainNY

    I *kind* of remember when writing on ones own hand a message, would consider you an idiot. Think back to the liberals mocking Sarah Palin, when she wrote her brief notes for a speech on her palm, so she would not have to rely on a teleprompter, like some people we know. But this must be ok because it is on the back of the hand and not the palm…this will be their logic. Again, the hypocrisy shines through. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stefan-sirucek/did-palin-use-crib-notes_b_452458.html

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Great point! I’d forgotten about that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ Blarney Rose

      Exactly! But their palms are always wide open for the dirty money that buys them votes!

  • Beth

    I don’t know, I outgrew writing on my hands some time in high school. But then, if I hadn’t outgrown adolescent thinking/behavior, I’d be a Democrat.

    • Patrick L

      Too funny Beth you just made me LOL for real…thanks

  • Allan C. Smith

    A guy who looks like Axelrod shouldn’t be promoting “medical research.” Is anyone else thinking “Mengele” when you look at him?

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      He’s just telling you he’s the failed experiment of ‘medical research’. Not what he stands for.

    • Pennmom

      My first thought….

    • Pennmom

      My first thought….

    • Robin Nelson-Herlihy

      Allen, OMG, my thoughts the moment I saw Axelrod’s pic! Yes, it’s creepy as all get-out!

    • Robin Nelson-Herlihy

      Allen, OMG, my thoughts the moment I saw Axelrod’s pic! Yes, it’s creepy as all get-out!

  • Owen007

    At what point do they start chanting in unison? I mean, they already started the ritual sacrifices – hence Planned Parenthood.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      “For more years”.

  • John (it true me am)

    Axelrod is clearing running an Obama clone lab. Maybe some mindcontrol experiments on the side, but they seem to have those working already.

  • http://twitter.com/Kramerica3 Cosmo

    Creepy (written on my right hand) Cult (written on my left hand).

  • Amos

    with all the bling jewelry on DWS she can afford to have someone else look after the kids.

  • Elaine

    Oh, twitchy! Thank you so much for the “comic relief” much needed today!

  • weRbroke

    They are starting to look a little haggard, washed out, crumpled, bags and sags, and like the “smile” doesn’t reach their souls. I see they played their cards for the two biggest lobby groups that would continue to benefit from another 4 years. Healthcare(specifically admin, pharma, insurance) and Education (Higher). together, those two types of non-profit corporations funnel about $1 trillion dollars thru their books, into the pockets of a lot of people that never admin care or teach, while they build their assets into the billions, enjoying the grant partnerships and government payments for services rendered. It’s a cozy relationship…

  • grais

    DWS decided to crop out her left hand, on which was written: ‘$16 trillion debt’.

    Since Obama doesn’t know the unimportant figure, they’re all supposed to not know the unimportant figure.
    But rest assured, Our Kids Heart $16 trillion debt.

  • MikeR

    That Debbie Blabbermouth-Shultz is one beautiful women

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.


  • carla5731

    With ad campaigns like this, why do they bother pretending the administration isn’t socialist? It appears that the list of things Obama wants me to buy for other people is endless.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VHDUZRUBFOSKMYMFAHU23ZMJKI Mary

    Axe is creepy and Debbie Downer! Oh my! Someone should have helped her with a little photoshop on that picture. Homely just isn’t enough to describe her anymore.

  • Saiga

    I guess many of the freeloaders in the 47% are really stupid too. I sure wish Mitt could have introduced the reality of too many dead beats on the dole in a in an intentional public forum instead of by some underhanded tool.

    Simple minded sheep can be so easily duped by their paymasters. If those fools only understood the implications of the debt, inflation, and the crushing effect dependency has on ambition for many citizens, they might vote for Romney. But, addicts usually loose their way. The fact that the election is so close is a sad testament to the wisdom, judgement and character of the American electorate.

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Dems, put the medical marijuana blunt down…and obama, the crack pipe.

  • JonInVa

    God God. Is this liberal America’s version of the Nazi salute? Creepy hands over heart with writing, and not pledging to the flag but to Obama and liberalism. Freaking scary as hell.

  • Paul C.

    Every time I see Axelrod I think LOCK UP THE CHILDREN.

  • blasater

    She looks like she just spoke in Parseltongue….her bifurcated tongue just had slipped back into her throat.

  • JD Olson

    So it all comes down to “we need medical research for all”? The ME in flames, the econ in the crapper, the epic corruption, and general decline of the U.S. and personal freedom? #BraveNewWorld

  • KateNE

    I put my hand over my heart for the Pledge of Alliegance and the Star Spangled Banner. They do it for Obama. That is what’s creepy.

    • SAndrews

      But, but, but…..they have their OWN flag.

      • NWFL Conservative

        The GESTAPO had their own flag too, you know.

        • Robin Nelson-Herlihy

          NWFL, exactly…..it’s history repeating itself. Only not in Germany this time.

        • Robin Nelson-Herlihy

          NWFL, exactly…..it’s history repeating itself. Only not in Germany this time.

  • tjp77

    That’s a punch face if ever I saw one.

  • Patrick L

    DWS: OUR KIDS, does she mean the ones whose minds they are taking over or the ones whose blood she drinks to keep herself young?

  • http://twitter.com/jodase50 Dave Seeger

    Perfect timing for upcoming Halloween. Put these pics in your windows, it will scare the B’jesus out of the kiddies.

  • HansonBro

    Axelrod –

    “Want Candy?”

  • Dio Heerai

    As dumb and stupid as this is DEM ENTHUSIASM has risen to equal Republicans , at least they are doing somthing.
    WHERE’S OUR CAMPAIGN rallying their base !!!!! WHERE

  • NWFL Conservative

    Medical research eh? Dr, Joseph Mengele, or ‘Doktor Tod”, was all about medical research too though few of his patients survived. And as for “our kids”, all I can say is keep yours away from this creepy woman, With a mug like that they might be traumatized for life if the saw her. I can just hear the Beaver saying “Hey Wally, that Wasserman Schultz woman sure gives me the creeps!”

  • Tman95

    Paging Dr Axlerod, Dr Mengele, Nurse Debbie! Please report to Treblinka for a death panel consult….

  • Bobby T

    Creepy, can this get any weirder?

  • Allan Smith

    Seriously? Writing on your hands like a school kid? What’s next? One potato, two potato…FOR ALL! Punch buggy red, no punchbacks….FOR ALL! Duck, duck, goose…FOR ALL! If you’re going to bring gum to class, bring gum….FOR ALL!

  • Allan Smith

    Is Axelrod doing some kind of creepy hand bra move? ewwwwwww.

    • Allan Smith

      OMG, they all are! “Obama Shills Gone Wild!” LOL

  • http://www.brettfernau.com/ deadeyebart

    Fangs for the memories.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      That’s the original, right, before she got it photoshopped up there? Kidding. Good job!

  • SL

    Axelrod should have tweeted, ‘commie to vote for @BarackObama’, instead of “commit”.

  • SL

    Axelrod should have tweeted, ‘commie to vote for @BarackObama’, instead of “commit”.

  • PatBattle


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  • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

    Wow, the trained poodle and Hitlers stunt double take some really Ugly pics.

  • http://www.FunDMental.com TheRealJackpineSavage

    Wow, the trained poodle and Hitlers stunt double take some really Ugly pics.

  • LightSabre

    Just when you thought it could not get any weirder. And we have over 50 days to go!

  • joe_attaboy

    Don’t really evil prisoners frequently have messages tattooed on their knuckles? I’d love to see a few of those posted.

  • chris hasty

    it could fit on two hands: one nation, under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice FOR ALL

  • Jaynie59

    At least Sarah Palin wrote on her own hand. In all the pictures I’ve seen so far of the messages written on these Dems were obviously written by someone else. Unless they are all ambidextrous and have no problem writing upside down.

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      And the stuff Sarah wrote actually made sense.

  • http://twitter.com/Sistervative Sistervative


  • leighrow

    Romney’s people need to tweet pictures with $16 trillion debt,appeasement,record unemployment,highest corporate tax,23 million unemployed,Chris Stevens,2nd 9/11 terrorist attack…..people should flood the twitter sphere with these factual statements of Obama’s actual record!

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      The Liberals simply block it all out physically (getting people banned from places for their true facts) and/or mentally (seeing/hearing what they want to see/hear). Save for a few, the rest will never receive the facts. They are brainwashed masses, truly.
      If you try to flood the Twittersphere with true facts about Obama’s record and those of his cronies, you’ll be TwitterGulag’d like a few of our friends here have been.

  • Burt Zerker

    I remember reading in the Bible, something about the damned receiving the “Mark of the Beast” on their hands. Is this how it all starts?

  • Rob Stevely

    Axelrod has the pose, the only thing missing is the straight jacket

  • redheadgrl

    If I made one of these picks, it would say one word

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    Joseph Mengele Axelrod and Debbie Vasserman Shultz…..eieeeeehhh I know nothing!

  • http://twitter.com/BLeFonque Buckshot LeFonque

    A question for all the ladies out there: What exactly is going on with DWS’s hair? Geeze!

    • http://www.facebook.com/corey.dennison Corey Dennison

      Looks like she French-kissed a light socket…

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      Frizz, like she’s not brushed it lately.

  • WingedBishop

    Debating if I have the time to photoshop Axelrod in a room full of torture devices… hooks from the ceiling, dissected fetuses in jars, etc…

    It’s easy to draw similarities to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_human_experimentation

    Oh, the possibilities…

  • WingedBishop

    DWS is too easy. Just put a “Y” in front of “our kids” and that tells you what she looks so ready to feast upon.

  • writer59

    OMG, the Cryptkeeper is hunting our kids!! Someone stop her!

    How can you pile up trillions in debt for our kids and then place your hand where your heart should be and say you’re looking out for them? Most politicians are scummy, but this woman takes the cake.

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  • Donna W

    My gosh, DWS looks like her whole face is sloughing off….
    Creepy, yes. Gross MUCH.

  • http://youtu.be/efJUFlD1S8Q DaleVM14W

    The handwriting on the wall for these two: Turn the USA in to the “USSR”. No thanks, I’ll only salute the flag of the USA that way!

  • http://marezilla.com/ Zilla of the Resistance

    The Obama cult are really bad at twitter, and they completely lack any semblance of self awareness. What a bunch of freaks!

  • http://twitter.com/somethinelz Dubcat

    How about liberty and justice?

  • Adela Wagner

    As much as Axelrod makes me wanna puke, I will throw this out there…I think the reason he is doing “medical research” in his photo, is because of his daughter.
    However, if he really wants to be a good father to a disabled daughter, he should be protecting her from the downfall of this country, because we all know, when TSHTF…there will be even less shitty healthcare for anyone, if any at all. Axelrod should know what this Hussein O. character is up to better than anyone.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/CPRWBHFQNO4BJ7Q42EX5S2MMQQ WALTER7

    Axelcroc, do you think that “medical research” will find cure for Libtard Mental Disorder?

  • Phantom Stranger

    Has anybody posted a photo of themselves giving a two-fisted middle finger salute with the words “Romney/Ryan” and “2012” on their hands yet? That would be pretty cool.

  • lainer51

    OMG — those 2 people are just plain fugly! Sorry, but there is no other way to describe it… the least mother Pelosi could do is lend them her plastic surgeon.

  • epobirs

    How does Axelrod’s head not explode from the hypocrisy? He wants research done into his daughter’s condition but supports legislation that will bring research of that sort to a grinding halt.

    Then we have Debbie, whose head possibly already exploded and was reconstructed. That might explain a lot. Abortion on demand and ‘for the children’ are mutually exclusive desires, Debbie.

    So are liberals all getting ready to cheat on a test? That is the traditional reason people write on their hands, in movies and TV, at least. If you need help remembering that you like medical research and children, you probably need to study the basics more. Like breathing.

  • Mackie72

    Can anyone Photoshop the red Nazi flag as a backdrop for Axelrude? He looks disturbingly similar to Heinrch Himmler in this photo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000162758990 E.d. Lamb

    will somebody PLEASE wash DWS’s HAIR???Please she looks like a white poodle that fell in a cow flop.

  • http://twitter.com/FrankDCamp Frank Camp

    This is a perfect example of mob psychology. In The crowd, by Gustavo La Bon, it is said that crowds, or mobs respond to simple imagery. These images will rile up their base.
    Also, I just started a political blog. I think my friends got tired of hearing my opinions on Facebook, so I started writing on WordPress. I would love it if any of you would take a look at my columns and give some feedback, or even subscribe. It would be quite helpful. The address is franklypolitics.wordpress.com
    Thanks so much for your time.

    – Frank

  • stillinthe60s

    The Ax demonstrates what’s in store for heart attack victims after Obama-care kicks in. Self performed CPR treatment based on government IPAB directives.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    notice their hands are over their hearts….they pledge allegiance to obama and his flag

  • Shelby is a Patriot

    Oh this will be fun! PhotoShop here we come!