Jon Lovitz’s faith on international relations decisions? Much like his Nobel Prize, Obama didn’t earn that.

But, c’mon, Jon. You’re asking us to imagine President Obama actually swinging by Israel during one of his international apology tours? We’re pretty good at suspending disbelief, but that scenario is just too much. Too much!

Obama visiting Israel … hmm. Are “Pimp with a Limp” and David Letterman heading there too? No, no, wait. We’ve got it: Beyoncé suggested it during the only 3 a.m. phone calls Obama takes. Yeah, that’s the ticket!

Now that we’ve plotted out Obama’s unlikely trip to Israel, here’s how it would go if Netanyahu had engagements he couldn’t possibly tear himself away from.

Same as it ever was.


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  • Martha Washington

    Jon Lovitz ROCKS- @realjonlovitz has got 2 KNOW by NOW that Barry is a PALESTINIAN PLO supporter-remember when he said ‘NEGOTIATIONS between ISRAEL&Palestinian must START @~pre 1967 LINES’ GOP is being 2 SOFT on BO.
    They should EXPOSE his MANY CONSTITUTIONAL OFFENSES & SEND ROMNEY 2~WHITEHOUSE&send Barry Obama 2 GITMO where ENEMIES of~US CONSTITUTION&Federal Government, who were born on FOREIGN soil ARE SENT 2AWAIT their TRIAL-

  • SansMercy

    Chris Matthews and Jay Carney would soil themselves.

    • Jedd McHead

      Or each other.

  • Postbackxp

    My dream is that one day there will be a
    Mixed Martial Arts Gage fight between

    John The Thespian Lovitz
    Al Stewart Smalley Franken

    For the Senate in Minnesota.
    That way smalley could not steal it and get his butt kicked at
    the same time.

    Al Franken worst cast member every on SNL

    • TugboatPhil

      Wasn’t there a Claymation show in the 90s called Celebrity Death Match? I think there’d be an audience for a Lovitz/Smalley match.

  • Bill

    Well I guess it would be a racist act.

  • Owen007

    “Netanyahu would be enemy #1 for Dems”

    Isn’t he that already?

    • Black Ball

      Yes Obama has effectively thrown Israel under the bus. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad must be quaking now at more dialogue and no action.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Thanx @therealjonlovitz We need more Right-wing critics of Obama and the Hollyweird left… They should’ve had you at #RNC2012 “Eastwooding” these Hypocrites! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • PennyRobinsonFanClub

    Has Lovitz come out as a Republican or conservative yet? Or does he still think of/portray himself as a Democrat who happens to have severe disagreement with his party?

    /What do you call a Mohammedan who has a severe theological disagreement with his mosque?
    “The Late. . . . “

    • John (it true me am)

      His apperance on the Factor in which he stated he was liberal and a Democrat is the most recent information out there about his general leanings. I think he is most likely a Lieberman-esque Democrat.

    • irishgirl91

      I still consider myself a proud republican though I have always been and will always be a supporter of same sex marriage. I would probably consider myself if forced to put a label on myself, a libertarian republican.

  • Obnoxious_Idiot

    It is nice to see conservative Hollywood finally speak out instead of whispering to each other. Go Jon!

  • nc

    Seriously, what would happen? Well, it never would, of course, but if it did, there would be never ending media stories about how we’d have to “rethink” our relationship, including our “allied” status and aid. 65 years of trust would be finished.

    BHO would see to it.

  • twolaneflash

    Obama would go during The Hajj, laugh, and send Bennie a message: “Yeah, like I was really going to stop in. Uh, NO!”, then fly on to Mecca to bow some more.

  • Walker Bennett

    Seeing as how we give over a third of our total, world wide foreign aid to Israel (a country about 1/26th the size of texas) I suspect Netanyahu would be able to squeeze in a meeting with the president that just gave Israel 30 billion dollars of American tax payer money. I don’t like Obama any more than the rest of you but he doesn’t owe anything to Netanyahu or to Israel. I would rather he concern himself with the well-being of American citizens rather than pandering for votes and campaign contributions. If you want to give Obama grief about his schedule you can just point out that he has held more capaign fund raisers than any president in history, and he’s not finished yet. If Netanyahu is so worried about talking to an American politician let him talk to one of the 40+ members of congress and the senate that hold dual citizenship with Israel. Since they (not the president) are in charge of our foreign policy, one of them should be able to tell him what he wants to hear.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      As in racist comedy act?

    • BeautifulAmerica

      As in racist comedy act?