DNC delegates staying at the Great Wolf Lodge were awoken at 3 a.m. when a fire alarm roused them from their sweet, sweet dreams of Sandra Fluke and Fauxcahontas powwowing in giant vagina costumes.

https://twitter.com/AnderElizabeth/status/242882852704899072

You know who’s to blame?

Is there no end to how far the tentacles of the Kochtopus extend? Will the Bush/Cheney cabal ever leave them in peace?

Dirty politicos! Or, you know, maybe a kitchen fire.

https://twitter.com/AnderElizabeth/status/242884281704255490