Barack Obama was cheated out of being the first black president by Bill Clinton. But Newsweek’s finest halo (gay-lo?) Photoshopper has stepped in to make sure Obamael gets credit for another historic “first”:

What, no rainbow-feathered wings?

The cover story is written by speculum-toting Trig Truther Andrew Sullivan, the Daily Beast’s resident investigative gynecologist. So you know it’s completely level-headed analysis.

The Twitterverse weighed in:!/DavidLimbaugh/statuses/201701757590577153!/ExJon/status/201695672121036800!/kesgardner/status/201713440803405824!/cynicusprime/status/201699736061882368!/ProLifePolitics/status/201685052357218304!/AntDeRosa/status/201692682492461056!/jamestaranto/status/201711657192390656!/jamestaranto/status/201712421570740224!/SamValley/statuses/201699210381377536!/ExJon/statuses/201700099238277122!/bdomenech/statuses/201699966022975488!/ExJon/status/201694383567941632!/CuffyMeh/status/201704764713607168!/smotus/status/201680982405955584!/becktold/status/201713020173426689


It seems Twitchy isn’t alone in calling The One’s halo a gay-lo:!/JimmySky/status/201688978724884480!/SooperMexican/status/201710093643939840!/ExJon/status/201717445948489729

  • BobHTX

    With this Obama hagiography officially jumps the shark.

  • Michael

    will there be Obama/Biden 2012 Butt Plugs?

    • Stephanie Mayfield


  • gracepmc

    Putin’s probably thinking to himself — good move, cancelling on that Camp David thing.

    • TugboatPhil

      I’m betting Vlad will want his “bareback” picture back from Barry.

  • NixTyranny

    Will Medvedev feel more uncomfortable the next time King Barack reaches out and gently squeezes his arm?

  • Marty Luther

    As a further service to avid readers of Newsweek–the pages on the Obama centerfold come pre-stuck together. (sorry)

  • Furrystoat

    I’ve just realized that Newsweek is secretly run by Republican operatives, and maintaining its image as an inarticulate, hard-Left, irrelevant, old-news throwaway rag is their cunning plan.

    I love Karl Rove! :-)

  • Soopermexican

    They’re making this too easy on us: “Gay-lo” Cover Ridiculed

  • BwBarrnone

    First Clinton was the First Black President and Now Obama is the first Gay President. Boy the press just Justifies any thing they want these days.

    • SineWaveII

      The difference is Obama really is gay.

  • holygoat

    Nope, nothing funny about President Obama. Nothing worth ridiculing on late night TV.

  • ed

    yep he’s pretty gay alright.

  • Ralph_Gizzip

    Reggie Love has been strangely silent.


    Toooo much! No one I know buys Newsweek; it’s so thin as they have run out of lies to print. Hey Barry, enjoy that badge of honour there, bud. Participating in homosexual behaviour is a sin and you are wearing it. How fitting.

  • Avniel

    That’s the best Romney ad I’ve seen yet

  • cscape

    there is much speculation (in the blogosphere and elsewhere) that Obama may IN FACT actually be the 1st Gay President… and not just figuratively

    • Armando

      wasn’t that Lincoln? and because of that the log cabin republicans got their name…

      • cscape

        good point armando…… historians have now speculated that Lincoln’s penchant for sharing his bed with other men wasn’t just to keep warm at night

  • SineWaveII

    But what’s with the rainbow striped anus over his head?

  • bigsun24

    will commie hussein have a beer summit with his gay lover larry sinclair?

  • persecutor

    And wil next week’s cover be Elizabeth Warren in a Cherokee headdress?