Barack Obama was cheated out of being the first black president by Bill Clinton. But Newsweek’s finest halo (gay-lo?) Photoshopper has stepped in to make sure Obamael gets credit for another historic “first”:

What, no rainbow-feathered wings?

The cover story is written by speculum-toting Trig Truther Andrew Sullivan, the Daily Beast’s resident investigative gynecologist. So you know it’s completely level-headed analysis.

The Twitterverse weighed in:

https://twitter.com/#!/DavidLimbaugh/statuses/201701757590577153

https://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/201695672121036800

https://twitter.com/#!/kesgardner/status/201713440803405824

https://twitter.com/#!/cynicusprime/status/201699736061882368

https://twitter.com/#!/ProLifePolitics/status/201685052357218304

https://twitter.com/#!/AntDeRosa/status/201692682492461056

https://twitter.com/#!/jamestaranto/status/201711657192390656

https://twitter.com/#!/jamestaranto/status/201712421570740224

https://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/statuses/201699210381377536

https://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/statuses/201700099238277122

https://twitter.com/#!/bdomenech/statuses/201699966022975488

https://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/201694383567941632

https://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/201704764713607168

https://twitter.com/#!/smotus/status/201680982405955584

https://twitter.com/#!/becktold/status/201713020173426689

UPDATE:

It seems Twitchy isn’t alone in calling The One’s halo a gay-lo:

https://twitter.com/#!/JimmySky/status/201688978724884480

https://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/201710093643939840

https://twitter.com/#!/ExJon/status/201717445948489729

  • BobHTX

    With this Obama hagiography officially jumps the shark.

  • Michael

    will there be Obama/Biden 2012 Butt Plugs?

    • Stephanie Mayfield

      LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CSTU75LKT4QZ3WTKYIUGZNSGX4 gracepmc

    Putin’s probably thinking to himself — good move, cancelling on that Camp David thing.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I’m betting Vlad will want his “bareback” picture back from Barry.

  • NixTyranny

    Will Medvedev feel more uncomfortable the next time King Barack reaches out and gently squeezes his arm?

  • http://twitter.com/Stimulus4U Marty Luther

    As a further service to avid readers of Newsweek–the pages on the Obama centerfold come pre-stuck together. (sorry)

  • Furrystoat

    I’ve just realized that Newsweek is secretly run by Republican operatives, and maintaining its image as an inarticulate, hard-Left, irrelevant, old-news throwaway rag is their cunning plan.

    I love Karl Rove! :-)

  • http://www.soopermexican.com Soopermexican

    They’re making this too easy on us: “Gay-lo” Cover Ridiculed http://t.co/s0JfgR9z

  • BwBarrnone

    First Clinton was the First Black President and Now Obama is the first Gay President. Boy the press just Justifies any thing they want these days.

    • SineWaveII

      The difference is Obama really is gay.

  • holygoat

    Nope, nothing funny about President Obama. Nothing worth ridiculing on late night TV.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DYTKVFPJOMR6BUQ5T7JNSTMXRQ ed

    yep he’s pretty gay alright.

  • Ralph_Gizzip

    Reggie Love has been strangely silent.

  • TRONRADIO

    Toooo much! No one I know buys Newsweek; it’s so thin as they have run out of lies to print. Hey Barry, enjoy that badge of honour there, bud. Participating in homosexual behaviour is a sin and you are wearing it. How fitting.

  • Avniel

    That’s the best Romney ad I’ve seen yet

  • cscape

    there is much speculation (in the blogosphere and elsewhere) that Obama may IN FACT actually be the 1st Gay President… and not just figuratively

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/LPQXQXYK56ZYUJU74SEBDTUCS4 Armando

      wasn’t that Lincoln? and because of that the log cabin republicans got their name…

      • cscape

        good point armando…… historians have now speculated that Lincoln’s penchant for sharing his bed with other men wasn’t just to keep warm at night

  • SineWaveII

    But what’s with the rainbow striped anus over his head?

  • bigsun24

    will commie hussein have a beer summit with his gay lover larry sinclair?

  • persecutor

    And wil next week’s cover be Elizabeth Warren in a Cherokee headdress?