Twitchy is happy to report that deer in Boulder, Colo., are obeying the law and using proper crosswalk protocol when crossing the street.

Law-abiding deer are hard to find these days.

The individual in the following video wants answers as to why deer crossing signs are posted in areas with a high volume of traffic.

Contact Rep. Polis (or Sen. Charles Grassley?) today if you have concerns about signs blatantly encouraging deer to cross the road in highly-trafficked areas.

Tags: deer
  • NotaLemming

    Dear Deer me.

  • Spatial Awareness


  • BlueGood

    “I’m a Conservative Buck…I only cross at at night, the heck with the Facist signs trying to tell me where to cross”….Percussive snort….”Wait, was that Betty Deer?…sniff sniff….Betty…wait up….”

    • IceColdTroll

      Y’all OK, Bubba? Need someone call 911 for ya?

  • J.N. Ashby

    Now maybe we can teach them to hunt themselves for us. mmm Free venison…

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Why are deer crossing signs posted in areas with a high volume of traffic? Only a liberal…only a liberal. A Tweeker is on the floor searching for a particle of meth, a floor lamp’s light brightens the area. MethHead, “Dude, why are you looking over there, you said you dropped a crystal over here?” Tweeker, “The light’s a lot better over here.” MethHead, “Oh…okay, I’ll help you look.”

  • Plep

    Those new gun laws are giving them a false sense of security, too.

    • Unicon™- PEACOCK DOWN !!!!!!

      Hah !!!

      • Plep

        Heh, I know you!

    • Alyson Stewart

      You obviously missed the story about the ‘pet’ elk in a neighborhood in Boulder that a policeman shot one night for sport. Obviously leaving guns in the hands of policemen is a worse idea than arming citizens.

  • SheerPolitics

    Be sure and listen to Part II. Donna has finally been educated that the deer signs are for drivers, not deer. At first I really wondered if this was a prank call, like the one who pranked law enforcement about a putting a deer in the back of his car. But apparently this was a real person who is now infamous in Fargo and just hoping her fame will die down.

  • IceColdTroll

    Very old gag.

  • Squirrel!

    Think I’ll put some “Gun Free Zone” signs in my yard. Maybe I’ll get more deer in my yard than I do with the corn we put out.

  • in_awe

    Now if only we could get Congresscritters to obey the Constitution!

  • John

    Before we know it, cats and dogs will be living together.

  • CO2 Producer

    They’re Japanese tourists, most likely.

    • Frank Drebin

      Japanese crows have learned to use traffic, signals, and the crosswalk to safely… uh, bust a nut…

      • CO2 Producer

        American crows just keep squawking until they can get someone else to open their nuts for them.

        • Frank Drebin

          True. As far as self-reliance goes, Quoth the raven, ‘Nevermore’

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  • Meulen

    I can sleep better tonight……

  • rm1evo

    If that was me on the radio. I’ll probably laugh my butt.

  • Duane Savage

    Shoot em.. they are supposed to cross at the deer crossing!

  • Alyson Stewart

    The deer in Boulder wouldn’t dare defy the collective.

  • ceemack

    In a small-town newspaper, there was once a letter to the editor that complained a local “deer crossing” sign was in a location where it wasn’t really safe for deer to cross the road.

    The letter-writer demanded that the sign be moved to a spot where the deer could cross more safely.

  • Silenttype78

    There was a super funny radio caller complaint about this very thing about a year ago.
    Bless their hearts.
    You can’t fix stupid.

  • Andre DeLara

    Now if we can only get Illegal Immigrants to pay attention to the “No Crossing” signs at the border.

  • John Kerry’s Forehead

    Spent a few years in law enforcement…know a thing or two about detecting liars…I tend to lean towards this either bring a skit or the caller was trying to dupe radio hosts. Caller sounds veryscrioted. Funny nonetheless.