Here are some Oscar categories and nominations that you won’t see tonight.

But it looks like Kristen Stewart is the big winner.

  • Danny Wheeler

    ROFL! Keep it up!

  • peteee363

    oscar for biggest liberal propaganda, oh wait they do give that out, ask mikey moore about that.

  • Steve_J

    #rejectedoscars Best performance by a teleprompter.

  • Garth Haycock

    Most functionally illiterate: everyone wins! It’s a participation trophy.

  • Frank Drebin

    Best ‘potted plant’ propaganda placement
    in a Presidential press conference…

  • TheOriginalDonald

    #RejectedOscars best hot dog. And the weiner is…………………OSCAR MEYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GMMI

    Oscar for Most Do Nothing Senate Leader ever: And the Oscar goes to Harry Reid.

  • rrpjr

    Best anti-conservative sucker punch in a film or television show.
    Best insulting caricature of a Southerner.
    Best insulting caricature of a Christian.
    Best insulting caricature of a Southern Christian.
    Best use of American flag in a scene intended to mock patriotism and disparage America.

  • Maxx

    “And the Oscar for best special effects in a science fiction or horror movie goes to….

    Rick Baker for ‘An evening with Cher.'”

  • disqus_eric

    Best fear-mongering of the year goes to…

    Caesar Barakus Obamus