Here are some Oscar categories and nominations that you won’t see tonight.
Best Performance By A Parody Twitter Account #RejectedOscars
— PAT REIDY! (@ThePatReidy) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars fastest failing career
— W. (@WyattFDixon) February 24, 2013
— Calum (@CalumGShore) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars Best fake reaction of surprise every time they win: Taylor Swift
— Austin Chesshire (@AustinChesshire) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars Most Annoying Fandom: Bieber Fandom *sorry for offending you guys* *just a joke* *ok bye*
— Jamie&Emily (@DansCult) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars The "Thank Christ That's Over" Award – The Twilight Saga
— Arya Stark (@Ready_Becc) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars Biggest douche in the universe: John Edward.
— Stan Marsh (@iSTANdGround) February 24, 2013
But it looks like Kristen Stewart is the big winner.
#RejectedOscars Least Likely To Smile: Kristen Stewart
— Phil Lester (@AmazingPhil) February 24, 2013
#RejectedOscars the Kristen Stewart award, awarded to the Pearson who shows the least emotions throughout a film!
— LN (@Elenie_june) February 24, 2013