Here are some Oscar categories and nominations that you won’t see tonight.

https://twitter.com/danisnotonfire/status/305767433103368192

https://twitter.com/Gus_Fredertelli/status/305778172908171264

https://twitter.com/QueenSl0th/status/305767162512015360

But it looks like Kristen Stewart is the big winner.

https://twitter.com/FunnyJS/status/305780313819336705