It looks like Marco Rubio will get the last laugh. He has sold more than 3,100 water bottles and raised more than $100,000 since taking a sip during his response to President Obama’s State of the Union.

https://twitter.com/ProLifePolitics/status/303239759285862400

https://twitter.com/libertydefender/status/303241256648196096

https://twitter.com/livsfitz/status/303251981726777346

https://twitter.com/terenceetc/status/303251064545755136

https://twitter.com/DonnyFerguson/status/303246902764400640

https://twitter.com/DavidSouthFla/status/303253484021633024

NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” even did a skit on the ordeal.

https://twitter.com/_ChrisP/status/303251862491111424

https://twitter.com/Rschrim/status/303012880452837376

CBS Sports reports that a minor league baseball team will have a Marco Rubio Water Bottle Giveaway Night.

https://twitter.com/OyeEsoMonroe/status/303245730435432449

This is clearly destroying his career.

https://twitter.com/Foxchick242/status/303252014408818691

https://twitter.com/sinsam28/status/303277997983674369

https://twitter.com/GodKinCountry/status/302856610559193088

  • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

    RUBIO LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!!!! XD BAZINGA!

    • reneehaigh

      where can i buy one!!!

  • Love of Country

    I love Marco Rubio and how could anyone not?

  • http://twitter.com/jimni27 Jimni27

    You give a republican lemons, they set up a lemonade stand and sell it. You give a lib lemons, and they sue you for emotional distress because it’s not ready- made sweetened lemonade :)

    • Shawn

      Love it :)

  • GoSellCrazySomeplaceElse

    Hey, Eight glasses a day.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    Keep it going, Marco. Polo shirts next!

    • mheathman

      Marco Polo shirts lol. just make sure to do the awkward “reaching for the water bottle” move while wearing the shirt.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        As opposed to your “reaching for the kool-aid” pose?

        • mheathman

          better to add a little flavor than some sweaty white-washed, blanched, and parched republican. gulp gulp gulp.. stay thirsty mofo.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            That made no sense… not surprising, given the lack of intellect necessary to blindly swallow that ‘flavor’ you speak of.

          • mheathman

            sweaty white-washed republican is your savior Marco Rubio.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            So, you’re saying he’s an “Uncle Juan”?

            Racist…but we already knew that about libs.

          • mheathman

            Your justification:
            Uncle Juan…racist.
            koolaid…not racist.

            face of republican party with big pores…Marco Rubio.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            You’re the one that said he was ‘white-washed’, pal.

            Own it.

          • mheathman

            That was after your koolaid comment. All I said in the beginning was that it was an awkward move. no racist term there.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Correct – the racist response was your NEXT comment.

            Nice attempt to deflect, though.

          • mheathman

            thanks. Then again koolaid is just a drink like uncle juan is just someone’s uncle lol

          • mike_in_kosovo

            First rule of holes: When you realize you’re in one….STOP DIGGING.

          • mheathman

            no one suggested to reply to my comment you ahole.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            That’s the risk you take when you comment on a website – you don’t get to choose who answers you.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            And in the public domain, no less! Since when did this site change to ‘Mheathman’s Private Diary of an Ignorant Liberal’? Just a side note, it’s chock full of ‘mofos’ and ‘aholes’.

          • mheathman

            good point and since this is a public domain, i would use the same adjectives to describe you, koolaid adams.

          • mheathman

            and who the hell are you to comment about our political system, mike who lives with his mother in kosovo? you aren’t even a citizen so don’t waste your time. and with these republican aholes, you will never get to come to this country let alone become a citizen and vote. nobody is butting into your politics in kosovo, like anyone cares about kosovo anyway.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Poor #lowinfolib…

            Just because I work with the US military in Kosovo doesn’t mean I’ve lost or given up my American citizenship.

          • mheathman

            So you claim. And I can see Russia from land here in Alaska.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            Yeah, and you *claimed* your remark wasn’t racist. Got a point hiding somewhere in this?

            And, just as an FYI…you *can* see Russia from land in Alaska. http://www.snopes.com/politics/palin/seealaska.asp

          • SpinMeNot

            Wait, but that’s not fair …

          • reneehaigh

            lighten up dude: are you in kosovo?why so uptight? lighten up!! this is suppose to be friendly fire not to insult people: didn’t we have enough of that with boobama and his evil campaign??

          • michael s

            stealing the line Mark Green used on moron kevin james on the best episode of Hardball .

          • mike_in_kosovo

            I’ve used that phrase for about 20 years, now…so no, I didn’t steal it and Green hardly coined it (neither did Ivins, btw).

            Of course, that wouldn’t really be known to someone with their head firmly up their liberal echo chamber, so you’re excused from not knowing.

          • mheathman

            you are speaking on behalf of the repubs when you have no idea about our politics. you probably get your info from the nutjobs like rush ignorant limbaugh.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            “Our” politics? So now you’re attempting to claim you’re a conservative? Your posting history here tells quite the different story.

            Again, a bit of advice…. *STOP DIGGING*

          • mheathman

            How is calling Rush Limbaugh an ignorant being conservative? This is the man republicans worship and idolize.

            *STOP COMMENTING*

            You are a waste of time.

          • mike_in_kosovo

            This is the man republicans worship and idolize

            Projecting, *again*?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            That would be Tio Juan, racist.

          • mheathman

            and how would you say tio in english, koolaid adams?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Don’t forget, he also said ‘blanched’.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

            Koolaid isn’t racist, you idiot! Lol…. but I am enjoying your ignorant comments!

          • SturJen

            I agree. This is the problem with low-info voters. They can’t even grasp a historical reference if it had handles on it.

            Mrheathman, put in your search engine these words, “Jim Jones, Jonestown, mass suicide.” Then READ one of the articles. Or if reading is too difficult, watch one of the videos. Perhaps then you will get the correlation, dumass.

          • mheathman

            You are a dumbass. Learn to spell before condemning someone.

          • mheathman

            yup and white wash is a cheap paint. so no racism there.

          • reneehaigh

            he don’t look so white washed to me: or sweaty for that matter and guess what he will be EYE CANDY in the 2106 election for all women and only Jesus is our savior! Rubio will be a close second!

          • michael s

            so rubio is going to live until 2106 . and a close second to Jesus. I said it all along Republicans want their own celebrity rock star ,idol SAVIOR. The very things you condemn Pres Obama for having. The very things you’re jealous of Pres Obama for having. At 134 yrs old. Rubio will still be eye candy.? Wow and this website had the nerve to put down Jamie Foxx. If this isn’t putting on a Messiah complex for Rubio ,i don’t know what is.? What’s next voting for Rubio is like losing your virginity?

          • http://www.facebook.com/noah.lee3 Noah Lee

            uuumm, obama is clearly the messiah. happy now?

          • mheathman

            Rubio next to Jesus? nah. I think you are setting the bar too low for Jesus.

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    Rubio’s water: refreshing, and not kool-aid!

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      Aw, now you done it. Mheathman’s going to jump all over you for that racist ‘koolaid’ remark… Shame on you! (sarc)

      • mheathman

        sarcasm will get you nowhere koolaid adams. just keep drinking your creamy goo.

  • Charm4sure

    Hey, epic fail MSM. It’s your move, losers. Love you Rubio. Keep it up. GOP watch and learn.

  • Maxx

    When they made fun of Romney traveling with his dog on the roof, I was waiting for his team to counter with something innovative but alas…a great retort did not come and sadly, the narrative had been set for the low-info crowd. That dog might as well have been them.

    Enter Rubio. He turns a loopy liberal obsession with a drink of H20 into an opportunity to make $100,000.

    America, this guy is the real deal and don’t think for a second the malcontents down the hall at Huffington Post aren’t aware of that. They’re running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to find new and asinine ways to “denounce” him.

    We’ve got us a race horse folks….

    • reneehaigh

      and we’re off!!!

  • michael s

    Your savior rebounded. Let’s see if he had the stuff to win in 16.

    • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

      ‘Had’. If I recall correctly, 2016 is still 3 years away. At least it is if my math is correct.

      • reneehaigh

        three years away from completely destroying this country and letting people just do whatever ever they want with no consequences just as you libs like it!! and it is HAS not had: refresh your ENGLISH!!

    • Lady 12

      You’re just jealous because Rubio sold more water bottles than Obama’s made jobs.

  • AnnS

    So we should show obama smoking his wacky tobaccy photo and gulping down his beer.

  • ErieBigDawg

    NEED to drink something to wash down what Obama wants us to swallow…

  • https://twitter.com/tweetyuo Tangchung

    “Was” a big Rubio fan….now not so much.
    Hey but we can all still hang out at the club right?
    ..um right?

  • Lamb Chop

    Floods and sips of bottled water cause poisonous snakes, vermin, and Democrats to get flushed into the open where they can seek out dry land—Lamb Chop (13-02-14)

  • labman57

    For his follow-up act, Marco is going to pee in his pants during a hardball interview with anyone not employed by News Corp, and then market his own line of Depends undergarments as a fundraiser.

    • 3seven77

      Even if Rubio did he’d make millions. What do you do for a living? Collect gubmint money??

    • reneehaigh

      hardball? chris matthews couldn’t interview himself: he is an ignorant man who needs to get off obamas balls and grow a set of his own!! ok: got it? yea i can see rubio just shaking!! NOT

  • reneehaigh

    here is a tip for the government: take the 5 cents bottle return: make it federal and you all can keep the unclaimed nickles when people who have tons of money just toss them in the garbage! you can forege for nickles!!! set up a team at the landfills and keep on digging!!

  • Lady 12

    Marco Rubio’s genius is the reason he rocks, and Rachel Monroe’s tweet is the reason I love baseball!

  • disqus_lLUSGwbabb

    Talk about turning water into wine!

    • BeeKaaay

      Leftwingwackos turn water into whine.

      And Rubio pwned them.

    • BeeKaaay

      Leftwingwackos turn water into whine.

      And Rubio pwned them.

  • Adela Wagner

    RUBIO: Conservative AND Hydrated!

  • $2346491

    It is now up to 120K and he has 30,000 new twitter followers. Rubio and his career ending moment are going to be laughing all the way to the White House in four years.

    • Lady 12

      History is nothing if not ironic. And Rubio is going to make history.

  • Lady 12

    I think Rubio’s career-ending moment just made him President.

    • http://conservatives4palin.com/ Caribou “Dumped” Barbie™

      Very doubtful.
      “and Romney will win in a landslide”

  • BeeKaaay

    CHA CHING!

    That’s poetic justice.

  • BeeKaaay

    CHA CHING!

    That’s poetic justice.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Go Rubio!!

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Go Rubio!!

  • Frank Smiles

    find the Reclaim America PAC website here:

    https://www.reclaimamericapac.com/donate/water-bottle/

    Let’s help Senator Rubio, and wait for the propaganda mainstream media to give us other ways to mobilize and respond to the ramblings of their ilk. Go, Marco! His leadership will be sorely needed to fix the National mess in 2016 when we MIGHT actually find the discipline to pay the Chinese back for Barry’s never-ending spending between rounds of skeet, golf and his-and-hers “vacation” time-outs. Do you think the “Oh, Team!” will ever be accountable for the deaths at Benghazi? “What difference does it make?” – don’t ever forget Hillary said that. That li’l sound-byte is going to make a great ad when she runs again. And she will. Why else would one tolerate so many lies from so many men? Ahh, the price of power. Time will tell soon if Benghazi was one lie too many, even for the US press. Meanwhile, help GOP Florida Senator Marco Rubio carry the water until the US picks itself up by picking the right person next time.