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Popular YouTube star Shane Dawson is trending after explaining that he was only joking when he said he had sex with his cat:
This appears to be the cat that he didn’t have sex with:
when ur cat loves food almost as much as u pic.twitter.com/n8Rl2DcmdW
— Shane Dawson (@shanedawson) April 22, 2017
The cat is a fighter, FWIW:
don't try to take food away from your cat pic.twitter.com/mGikJumHse
— Shane Dawson (@shanedawson) May 2, 2017
You may remember Shane as the d-bag who started a conspiracy theory that Chuck E. Cheese recycles their pizza:
Chuck E Cheese's Says All Its Pizzas Are Made Fresh After Shane Dawson "Conspiracy" Video https://t.co/Id8vyo8Mep
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) February 12, 2019
Anyway, Shane says he’s learned his lesson and he will no longer joke about such things:
He admits that joking about having sex with a cat is “VERY VERY DUMB”:
OK, OK . . . we get it. You’re really sorry about joking about cat sex:
Now his comedy is so much better without the cat sex jokes because his new jokes just try to ruin a company like Chuck E. Cheese:
now that im making stuff i love and im being myself it feels so much better and i finally feel like im putting stuff out into the world that means something. im not saying i hate everything ive made over the years (5/?)
— Shane Dawson (@shanedawson) March 18, 2019
But the cat sex jokes haunt him, probably like the Clarice with the lambs:
theres so many things im so proud of. but all of my offensive jokes, over the top stories, and insensitive jokes are something that still haunt me and something I have to be faced with everyday on the internet. and it never gets easier. (6/?)
— Shane Dawson (@shanedawson) March 18, 2019
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Who knew apologizing for joking about doing it with a pet needed so many tweets?
so im sorry for what i said about my cat, im sorry for what i said about anything or anyone that was offensive, and im sorry for being someone who thought being super offensive and shocking all the time was funny. im sorry for my past. but im really to make it right and (7/?)
— Shane Dawson (@shanedawson) March 18, 2019
And the lesson from all of this? Don’t mess with Chuck E. Cheese. That rat plays hardball:
Chuck-E-Cheese: *scrolling thru the trends and seeing Shane Dawson on blast*
…So we all good now right? pic.twitter.com/9WEuYfCX5y— Sasha (@trillest_sasha) March 18, 2019
chuck e. cheese digging up even more dirt on shane dawson to get revenge pic.twitter.com/VJqKftPFgt
— yung adult fiction (@wackjagnerdawg) March 18, 2019
Chuck E Cheese after seeing Shane Dawson get exposed: pic.twitter.com/Qu2as202A3
— Teresa Danielle? (@TeresitaDx3) March 18, 2019
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