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'Condoms block the energy': Guy who played 'Barney' now charges $350 for tantric massages that include 'cosmic, mind-blowing orgasms'

The show “Barney” always creeped us out and now it all. Makes. Sense.

Check out what the guy in the purple dinosaur suit is up to now:

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Yes, it’s that type of massage. From Vice:

A full session with tantra massage specialist and spiritual healer David Joyner lasts three to four hours and costs $350. For that price, female clients—the only kind he accepts—can expect to receive a ritual bath, chakra balancing, and a massage. Also on the menu: cosmic, mind-blowing orgasms.

The latter can be achieved through massage alone. But the goal of a session is to fully release a woman’s blocked energy.

Remember the lyrics to the “Barney” song? Sing them to yourself now that you know what this guy is all about:

And OMFG — he was training at the same time he was around the kids?!

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Although tantric massage experts consider his methods to be “unorthodox,” especial the “penetrative,” “unprotected” sex part because “condoms block the energy”:

Read the entire report from Vice here.

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