Sometimes Twitchy posts just write themselves. For example, check out what is surely one of the sillier things we’ve ever read on Twitter, via Britain’s National Union of Students and their live-tweeting of today’s conference on women’s issues:

Nope, that’s not satire. It’s 100 percent authentic and unfiltered lunacy:

And to people without hands.

An open bar at the conference would explain it.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, and stop talking at the tables, too!

Maybe they’ll hand out crayons at the next meeting in order to allow delegates to communicate in a less stressful manner.

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