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Big red NO: Associated Press continues to push 'Indigenous People's Day' over Columbus Day

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On October 9, many Americans will celebrate Columbus Day, commemorating the arrival of explorer Christopher Columbus in the Americas. The holiday has been celebrated in the United States since 1792, has been a federal holiday since the 1930s, and (at the risk of this writer showing some pride in our heritage) has been a favorite holiday of Italian Americans since the 1860s. 

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But today's leftist media wants to make sure you all know that you are horrible people if you celebrate Christopher Columbus, as they continue to push the replacement of the holiday with the woke 'Indigenous People's Day.' 

Hey, AP. Maybe you haven't been paying attention to current events and what decolonialism actually means. Yes, people's lives were changed forever by colonialism. For the betterment of civilization. We've seen images out of Israel of what the 'decolonizers' look and act like. No thanks. 

Needless to say, Twitter was less than impressed with AP's continued efforts to 'wokewash' actual history. 

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(Historical note: this is correct. The actual anniversary of Columbus' arrival is October 12, but the holiday gets moved each year to give everyone a long weekend.)

No, see, that's not good enough for the left. Because it is not about celebrating Native Americans. If it was, they could have picked another day, or selected from any of the number of other holidays and observances we have, like Native American Day, Native American Heritage Day, Native American Heritage Month, International Day of the World's Indigenous Peoples, or many others ('Rock Your Mocs' Day is our personal favorite). 

It's about erasing Columbus from history. Funny, we thought the left always said it was conservatives who didn't want people to know about history. But they're always the ones tearing statues down, aren't they? 

Oh, and speaking of actual history, let's not pretend that the people who were living on the land when Columbus arrived were just living in harmony and singing Kumbaya to each other every day. 

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Yes. This writer's family may have come from Italy, but we were born here. Does that make us indigenous too? 

But they won't answer that. Because, of course, no arguments from leftists can stand up to even the smallest amount of scrutiny. 

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Now, that we could get on board with. Those explorers were great people and our current society has advanced to where it is because of great, courageous, intrepid people just like them. 

Anyway, Happy Columbus Day, America. We don't know what that other thing is, and frankly, we don't care. 

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