We ♥ this. We ♥ this bad. And so do Ellen’s followers:

We just hope Ellen wasn’t expecting flowers from Warren Buffett next Valentine’s Day … or from the actual President. But even without the flowers, Ellen is doing fine. As a comedian, every funny thing she posts on Twitter is tax deductible:

Shirts? Tax deductible!

Farms? Tax deductible!

Lazy baby kangaroos? Tax deductible!

Jealous yet, Elizabeth Warren?

  • TEXANONLY

    You will burn in Hell. All gays will. They need to repent and ask for forgiveness and quit their lifestyle if not Satan is waiting.

    • Paladin

      Fred??? Mr. Phelps, is that you?????

    • Jim

      I know a leftist troll when I see one. I’m on to you, Jay.

      • TEXANONLY

        Maybe you should read the bible, and far from a leftist. speaking the truth

        • Jim

          Unlike you, little Trollboy, I have read the Bible. If you’d read it, you would have noticed the part about hating the sin but loving the sinner, or the part where Christ teaches us to love our neighbors, even the ones who sin.
          I may disagree with gay marriage, but my feelings toward gays are compassionate, not hateful, no matter how much you leftists try to project your stereotypes onto me. You obviously don’t have a clue what Christianity is really about, which is how I know you’re a fake.

      • RevDennisMiller

        I know a RINO when i see one! #teamTEAPARTY

        • indemind

          This person is No Palin supporter… Palin4Pres2016
          Is a Soros/Axelrod reverse propaganda,Twit!!

    • Bristel

      Thanks for judging me. Now you who are without sin cast the first stone. I’ll be waiting fully prepared for self defense.

  • TEXANONLY

    You will burn in Hell. All gays will. They need to repent and ask for forgiveness and quit their lifestyle if not Satan is waiting.

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Hopefully Dory won’t forget by NEXT April 15th 😉

  • TheOriginalDonald

    Hopefully Dory won’t forget by NEXT April 15th 😉

  • RevDennisMiller

    Ellen DeGENERATE is a cancer to society and television. I’ll never let my children or grandchildren watch her peddle her disgusting liberal pro-homosexual communist agenda!

    • TEXANONLY

      Speaking the truth!!

    • Freempg

      Get used to this folks. A grand total of 44 posts under this name. This is Axelrod/Soros trash, reverse propaganda, if you will.

      The howling from the Chicago sewers is deafening when the name Palin is mentioned. How they must fear her to co-opt and try to attach such fecal matter to it.

      Governor Palin would never speak in such terms.

      • $8173336

        This idiot has no connection to my blog Palin4President 2016

        • blueniner

          That idiot is a plagarist, he/she is no Palin fan that is for sure, just another trolling turd in the swimming pool.

    • idesign2

      You’re not fooling anyone, moron..:)

      • marvgoux1

        Libtards are so smart with their hoaxes!

    • 56Survivor

      Oh look. A Palin hater who thinks it is clever. yawn……..

    • Zanshi

      No one believes you’re a conservative. This is way too obvious a liberal’s assumption of what we might sound like. Media Matters will punish you for your fail.

      • Freempg

        Zanshi, I truly believe your ripostes would be more effective had they not been softened by your teddy bear avatar. Good grief, that’s worse than the cats I’ve been railing against!

        • Zanshi

          It’s a kitteh in a jar. I find it’s quite disarming. :)

      • http://www.facebook.com/luke.givens.963 Luke Givens

        Really? So I guess all those loving and kind comments about homosexuals one can say by going to “HomosexualAgenda” on freerepublic must all just be libs barking at each other. FAIL.

        • Zanshi

          Umm… Yeeeeeeeah. Being against gay marriage isn’t being anti-gay, no matter how hard you try to paint it that way. Why? There are plenty of gays AGAINST gay marriage. The FAIL lies with you, wise guy. But please, feel free to continue to make me laugh due to your lack of basic reading skills.

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    I like Ellen even if I don’t always agree with her politics. She is a genuinely nice person and most of the time she isn’t trying to shove anything down anyone’s throat. Basically, she’s not out to offend anyone.

    • RevDennisMiller

      Her lifestyle CHOICE offends ME!

      • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

        lol troll harder

      • 56Survivor

        Karl, is that you? Nice try. You aren’t fooling anyone.

      • garygramscom

        1 . Why? 2 . Who cares?

        • TEXANONLY

          God Cares

          • SideshowJon36

            …for all his children, regardless of sexual orientation

          • TEXANONLY

            What where in the bible does it say regardless of your sexual orientation

          • Bristel

            There are more admonishments toward “straight” people than “gay” people in the bible. Why?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren

            Straight people and gay people can commit the same sins.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stephanie-Warren/100001648091118 Stephanie Warren

            Straight people and gay people can commit the same sins.

          • Kandeep

            Don’t judge someone because you sin differently than they do….

          • TEXANONLY

            I am not judging anyone, just stating the facts in the bible. I want everyone to go to heaven.

          • Jen

            The bible also says that “if a man rapes a virgin, he becomes her husband”…

          • $46661540

            John 8:7 “But when they persisted in asking Him, He straightened up, and said to them, ‘He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.'”

          • $215166

            John 8:11 “Neither do I condemn you; go, and do not sin again.”
            Which strongly suggest that she had been sinning, and Jesus knew it. It also suggests forgiveness for the past, not an amnesty for the future.

          • Bristel

            And that would be God’s judgement to make, not yours.

    • Blake Waymire

      Agreed. I disagree with her politics and definitely her lifestyle, but I’ve never heard her say anything really bad about people who disagree with her. It’s one reason I actually do like her.

  • APW

    Ellen is one of the kindest performers in the business. Her liberal politics are also understandable considering her sexuality. It does’t matter; she has a tender heart and is genuinely funny.

    • SideshowJon36

      Never liked her stand-up or sit-com, but I like her talk show. And fish characterization

  • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

    The arses insulting Ellen are no true Christians. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

    • TEXANONLY

      I am a true Christian and I love the sinner, that is why I took the time to tell them to repent. Mary Magdalen did not continue being a whore she stopped being a whore. You can not just keep sinning. You have to stop.

      • Bristel

        Stop judging others, it’s a sin. (oops, I just sinned).

        • pinkelephant22

          Judging sin itself is not wrong. Judging if one is going to heaven or hell is wrong because terrible people can be repentant later in life, even on their death beds. Remember the thief on the cross.

      • SideshowJon36

        Condemning her on a site she doesn’t read isn’t an example of hating the sin but loving the sinner. It’s, at best, gossip

      • http://pinterest.com/j0s1395/ Josephine (D)

        Mary Magdalen was not a whore or a prostitute. She is the woman who had seven demons cast out of her.

  • TocksNedlog

    The words she wants to hear are “that’s tax deductible”?

    Boy, did she back the wrong horse!

  • Bristel

    After reading the comments, I know exactly what kind of conservatives I want to associate with… the so-called “RINOs”. True conservatives don’t have to condemn people to hell. And real liberals don’t have to lie to get their point across. Enough of the damn trolls.

    • pinkelephant22

      Your comment made my damn head hurt.

      Who’s on 1st?

      • Bristel

        Hu is on 1st. 😉

    • Freempg

      What are you talking about, RINOs? Read my comments. The last thing I am is a RINO.

      RINOs are loathsome opportunists who will praise you one day and condemn you the next to sustain themselves in power. They have no core, no convictions, just a finger in the air and a head up their a$$.

      You are welcome among the Tea Party, and never forget it, no matter what the sociopaths on the left say. They are worse than RINOs.

      • Bristel

        I wasn’t talking about what you’ve said in particular. But thank you.
        I’m making a point that the “no true Scotsman” arguments are tiresome. I haven’t yet been to a Tea Party rally, but if there’s one in Pittsburgh, I’d be glad to support it.

        • Freempg

          You will be welcomed as a fellow Patriot.

  • AWomaninTX

    “Is that your bra? Well, it makes your *ass* looks *Fabulous*!”
    ~ Part of the punch line from a my favorite skit of hers.

  • Garth Haycock

    If she ever says/tweets/does something funny, it will be the first time.