'Keep up the good work'! David Hogg wants people to leave these 'banks that are bad on guns' for his birthday, EPIC backfire ensues

For anybody willing to base their financial decisions on the whims of David Hogg, he’s let them know what he wants for his birthday:

Today's my birthday!

All I want today is for everyone who reads this to leave Chase Bank or Wells Fargo and call them at

Case:1-800-935-9935
Wells Fargo: 1-800-357-6675

Say your leaving because they give money to gun manufacturers.

Thanks ?

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 12, 2019

More info on banks that are bad and least bad on guns https://t.co/iBN9ZyC2PY

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) April 12, 2019

Are many taking on Hogg as their financial adviser? It wouldn’t appear so — at least, not yet:

Lmao https://t.co/o0lORfml0r

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019

Here's how JPMorgan and Wells Fargo are doing so far today. Keep up the good work it seems to be very effective. pic.twitter.com/5fQSu9PLyu

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019

At last check, those banks were still in business.

“Hello yes I am a teenager. Your bank is bad.”

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) April 12, 2019

Me and the banks pic.twitter.com/cdARMRKkOh

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 12, 2019

20,000 likes x $6.23 average account balance for David Hogg followers = $124,600 in assets lost. Brutal day.

— Mark M (@markdm83) April 12, 2019

"Cancel it."
"It doesn't look like you have an existing account with us sir."
"Just cancel it. I don't like guns."
[fake typing noises] "It's… cancelled sir."
"Thanks. Now I need to call the New York Times and cancel my subscription again."

— Matthew Baierl (@Matt_Baierl) April 12, 2019

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Me: "Hello bank, I'm leaving."

Bank: "OK, your auto loan balance is $15,000. We accept cashier's checks."

Me: "…"

— Yang Wang Gang (@politisuck) April 12, 2019

LOL. And the backfire is building:

Today might be a good day to get my NRA membership https://t.co/5sDGPIMWTt

— Kevin McMahon (@KevinMcMahonYAF) April 12, 2019

Think I'll just use my Chase Sapphire Reserve card to buy Chick Fil A today instead. https://t.co/cNIGsjDcG3

— Silver Chief (@AMFKNole) April 12, 2019

Call Chase to increase my credit limit and buy more assault rifles. Got it. https://t.co/WXOFfpYPK8

— Jean Sneaux (@JeanValjameis) April 12, 2019

I was planning on leaving one of the banks you mentioned but will now stay since they support gun manufacturers

— Roger Wagner (@daddywags03) April 12, 2019

I’m going to open more accounts with my Wells Fargo!

— Reaganette (@Ezinger44) April 12, 2019

Also, a minor point:

your does not equal you're

— xo (@sirensoIiIoquy) April 12, 2019

Harvard accepting kids who use the wrong "your", how far the standards have slipped

— Ryan Dunton (@Ryan_Dunton) April 12, 2019

*Chase
*you're https://t.co/d3Zy2u5m0o

— No, Eric Swalwell is not me (@jtLOL) April 12, 2019

*you’re

(and he’s going to Harvard)

— Guerilla Carwash (@CarwashGuerilla) April 12, 2019

Maybe he’ll learn that at Harvard.