Feel the Bern! @IowahawkBlog one-ups Bernie Sanders' generous offer

Rest easy, American workforce, because Bernie Sanders has decided how much leave time your company should give you:

In my view, every worker in America should be guaranteed at least twelve weeks of paid family and medical leave.

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) June 15, 2016

Sorry, Bernie. We got a better offer:

.@BernieSanders oh yeah? Well in MY view, every American worker should get 13 weeks paid leave, AND a free kitten. YOUR MOVE, BERNIE

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 15, 2016

@IowahawkBlog for president!

I want a dog though

— Chelsea Danger (@seaniep) June 15, 2016

How much is “too much”?

.@seaniep @BernieSanders there's no reason why Americans need 10 different kinds of pets

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 15, 2016

Just because everything should be “free” is no reason to get greedy!