President Obama, as promised earlier by the White House, visited a Baltimore mosque today.

Here’s a sampling of what Obama said in his speech, via CBS News’ Mark Knoller:

Among the things Obama would like to see happen:

Maybe the president should have a chat with his Hollywood pals about that.

If only.

  • ee1774

    Good-God……….he sucks…………

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    I learned everything i needed to know about islam on September 11th 2001.

  • topbond101

    “An attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths”
    This from Mister harass the Little Sisters of the Poor.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      “THE CRUSADES! Waddya mean Muslims were the aggressors??? You must represent the bitter clingers of the Bible-thumping National Sword Association. Grovel, lowly vermin!”

  • are u freakin kidding me

    To all of the above Knoller re: Religion Tweets:

    *except the Christians-gays

  • david4041

    Any mention about how women are treated in the Muslim community?

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      The ones who survived stoning or the ones who got to keep their heads?

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Naw, the ones who are happy to no longer have a clitoris…

        • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

          Those probably no longer have tongues either so unless you are thinking silent movies…

          • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

            Oh, they’ll be silent movies anyway! Women, talking? Yeah, right…

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    Oh, so now we have “Muslim Americans?” How about “Christian Americans” then? Or “Buddhist Americans?” How much more of this $h1t sandwich are we supposed to eat?

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Til they tell us we’ve had enough, right?

  • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Okay, here are some titles:

    Three’s Jihadi
    The Bel-Arabs (okay, I stole that from SNL)
    Three Mullas and a Goat
    The Alphabet-that-doesn’t-have-an-analogue-for-P Files

    • ee1774

      How about: ‘Last Tower Standing’………….

      • nc ✓s & balances

        STILL too soon…

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        Big Boom Theory?

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      To Halal and Back
      With Six You Get Hummus
      I Dream of Dhimmi

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      This Old Mosque
      The Sharia Lewis Show (oldie, but with a sheep)
      Joanie Loves Clockmed (Chachi, for you whippersnappers)
      Mozzie and Harriet
      My Mother the Car Bomb

      • nc ✓s & balances

        You keeel me with laughter!

      • https://twitter.com/d_sterns DavidS

        Laverne and Sharia?

    • Mark1971

      A sitcom about prisoners at GITMO called Hussein’s Heroes

    • Guy Dudebreaux

      Two and a Half Mullahs
      My Mother the Camel
      Sharia & Order: SVU

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Downton Mosque
      Breaking Baghdad
      Walking Brain Dead
      The Honeymooners, San Bernardino
      Mosque Crashers

      • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Mosque Crashers, Plane Crashers, Carbomb Crashers…

  • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

    Quite a bit off topic, but am I the only one who cringed seeing the little girl wearing the American flag as a hijab?

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      That was risky, somebody might forget themselves and set it on fire…

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      You spelled “threw up” wrong.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    A show about Muslim housewives turned secret strippers.

    I’d watch.

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Here come the H-1B visas for bearded ladies, then…

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        I saw a bearded lady on the subway the other day. She wasn’t in drag. But I think she was a Latina so I don’t know if it would be OK for a Latina to play a Muslim because of culture appropriation.

  • Mark1971

    If he really wanted to challenge people’s beliefs and prejudices he should’ve told a mosque full of Muslims that there should be gay or transgender Muslims on TV.

  • The Masked Avatar

    Don’t Klingons technically count as Muslim TV characters?

    • Doc Farmer✔ᶜᵒᵛᶠᵉᶠᵉ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      No. Klingons have honor.

  • https://authorcentral.amazon.com/gp/profile J.R. Byrd

    He says this from a Mosque with possible terrorist ties…. and this is historically illiterate, and that’s being kind. The only way you can make the case of islam being part of our founding is the war with the barbary pirates…

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Rewriting history before our very eyes…

    • http://www.almarquardt.com/ almarquardt

      Because “real” history happened, like, years ago, dude!

      • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

        History began with the coronation of The One, y’know. Everything up until then doesn’t count.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      …As the Rainbow Arc of History squirts out of His Sacred A-hole!

  • san rafael blue

    President Taquiyah speaks the Lie to his true constituency.

  • ArmchairMike

    Did he tour the IED factory while he was there? Did he complain about the slave wages they pay the folks working at the IED facility?

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Did he send OSHA to inspect the piss poor safety record they have?

  • freeinaz

    It’s almost like he’s been going to Mosques all his life!

  • G3

    Tell you what, Barry – resign the presidency, start a production company, hire some writers, hire some actors, produce a pilot and if the public likes it, you can get the show sold. It’s called work.

    • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

      Ah, sweet fantasy…

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Has he said ONE WORD about the number of Jewish hate crimes which btw, far exceed Muslim hate crimes?

    • freeinaz

      In Obama’s world, Oscars so white and Jewish.
      The guy is a total embarrassment.

  • san rafael blue

    Obama appears at this mosque, even after the CIA has confirmed that THIS Mosque
    has Terrorist Ties. In his head, Obama says “Duh! That’s why I’m here at all, to offer my continued support and protection!”

  • The Real Zach Smith

    Lies and more lies. Classic Obama.

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    How about “Halal in the Family”, or “Who Wants to Rape and Kill an Infidel Fifth Grader Allah Akhbar Praise Be Upon Him”?

    • http://www.unpczone.com Chris Carter

      Halal in the Family

      The Arab guy from the Daily Show really did work on a pilot called that.

  • http://www.unpczone.com Chris Carter

    I always laugh at how much over importance liberals put on entertainment. “If only we had a Muslim character on a comedy things would be different!” Nobody would care.

  • CobraJet428

    “I Dream of Jihad”

  • Jim Collins

    Let me see, Obama is a character, a muslim and totally unrelated to national security. He could star in a sitcom.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    “Islam has always been part of America,” Obama said.

    Yes, Islam is the reason for our US Marines whose first battle was with “peaceful Muslims”.

    • Tessa from Texas

      Don’t remind him of that too much or he will pick up the phone and demand that the “shores of Tripoli” be removed from the Marines’ hymn.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS8RjCRolSM Sanchez

    I cannot think of anything Islam has offered this country but terrorism.

  • Tessa from Texas

    “An attack on one faith is an attack on all our faiths,” says Pres
    Obama, adding that Americans must speak up when any group is targeted.

    OK, Mr. President, I have noticed several attacks on Christians. You may not have watched enough TV to be aware of these but now that you have made this statement, I am sure you will do all you can to support Christians’ freedoms, too. Oh, and please check out the attacks on the Jewish faith.
    Thank you–I am sure you will give immediate attention to these matters as soon as you get your shoes back on and return to the White House.

  • Shirley

    He sure hates America, Christians, Jews and Whites. Has to show he likes someone.

  • kennyraisin

    One Pray at a Time, The Nukes of Hazard, 3rd Caliphate From the Sun, Sharia Law and Order, Married..with Detonators, Everybody Loves Raoul, Hate American Style, The Seventy-three Virginians, KORAN in Cincinnati, Little Bomb Factory on the Prairie