According to the New York Times, Piers Morgan and CNN have decided to end his show due to lousy ratings.

https://twitter.com/DKThomp/status/437743443952283648

Politico confirmed the story:

Let the blame game speculation begin:

A pro gun control voice with a minimal audience will still probably be missed by Nanny Bloomberg:

What’s next for “Musket”?

Ouch!

Good advice:

Come on, NRA, you know you want to:

Flashback:

Yeah, that didn’t work out so well.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated to include additional tweets.

  • Maryland_Malcontent

    Hallelujah!

  • Pope Sparkles (F)

    England kicked Piers out. America doesn’t want him. I wonder if Canada will take him?

    • twinx

      A twofer with Bieber

      • Nan

        Bieber belongsto Canada anyway.

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      That would serve them right for sending Bieber down here.

    • Skirtandzy

      Trying to start a war here?

  • West_Coast

    One down, 876,695 to go….

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Mmmm In N Out, now I want one.

      • WilliamAmos

        It goes in and out…..http://youtu.be/49H0IfoILwQ

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Hands down, the funniest thing you’ve done to date! I laughed so hard, then turned the volume up and danced around the room. Thank you for that! I’m still laughing.

          • nc ✓s & balances

            I think our William has entirely too much free time. We need to do something about that.

          • Michelle ✓classified

            He cracks me up when he does silly stuff from left field. But yes, let’s keep him busy. Should we f*cking cuss?

        • thetreyman

          i just had to listen. ha. later Musket Morgan.

        • Clete Torres

          Attaboy William. Way to go.

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          The Bloody WHO?!? The BLOODY WHO!! THE BLOODY WHO?!? No, Just Plain the Who! RIGHT! Same as you, bloke! #MusicTriviaTime BTW I have a great song Parody, “Mimi’s Squeeze Box”… It has something to do with Drew Carey, too… XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

      • GaryTheBrave

        At least you’re where they are sold. Remember the old bumper stickers?

        • Michelle ✓classified

          I missed them terribly the 10 yrs. I lived in Boston. And yes, I remember the old bumper stickers and how people edited them with scissors. Miss those.

      • Clete Torres

        I’m going back to AZ soon to see my kids. Shall I bring you one?

        • Michelle ✓classified

          You’re so sweet – I’m all set, I live in SoCal, we have tons of them! I hope you have a great trip to AZ – love that place.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Best fricken news I’ve heard in a while. Can’t wipe the smile off my face. Toodles (_)_)hole.

  • sunnyroberto

    Ah, yes, reminds of a famous quote from Spinal Tap. The band’s manager, commenting on how they’re having trouble selling out even small venues:

    “Their appeal is becoming more selective”

  • MaloPericulosamLibertatem

    A nation mourns.

    ….Britain, that is – at the prospect of this fat, self-important, talentless turd’s return.

    Good riddance, Musket.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Wish it were that easy, he’s got an anchor baby.

      • Maryland_Malcontent

        If ever there were a time to amend Section 1 of the 14th it is now because if an anchor baby can keep Piers here then Bieber might try to employ the same tactic and we cannot have that.

    • GaryTheBrave

      He’ll end up doing the Brit version of the perp walk when he gets off the plane.

  • http://phillies.com JackD

    It’s about time. I don’t even tune in any longer during Fox News commercials for comic relief.

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I’m shocked! Shocked I say!

    /sarcasm

    • Guest

      Your winnings, sir.

  • Ralph_Gizzip

    Hey Piers, don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

    • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Yeah, he’d probably enjoy it too much!

  • Jens Johnson

    I seem to remember that a certain left-leaning site said that they had won the war of Fox News, because of the change in the line-up on Fox. Now how is that again, after this news?

    • Frank Drebin

      Musket’s “Bring it on” challenge went over with Megyn Kelly about as well as it did with former Australian fast bowler Brett Lee. #TearsForPiers

      https://twitter.com/BrettLee_58/status/416439562500464640

      • thetreyman

        this gives me an idea what Musket can do for a living. travel the country and charge people to throw things at him.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Pop goes the weasel.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      P.S. – 0bama’s weasel popper

  • grais

    “…different ways of using me…”
    Doorstop? Plunger? Rest Room attendant?

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      Valet? Green job assistant for Al?

      • grais

        Obama’s Condescension Czar?

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          Knee pad tester.

          • grais

            Big flower pot occupier?

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            he’s the fertilizer

          • grais

            He’s also the potted plant.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            He’s a self-fertilizer, huh? That might explain a few things.

          • grais

            He’ll need to be put somewhere w/a mighty high ceiling.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            choomy.

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          0bama’s dog walker and poop picker upper.

          • CherDash

            Nah, he’s not worth the $100,000 per year that the WH dog walker gets paid.

          • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

            Who says that’d be Pier’s salary? In our mind, he needs to pay back what he’s been overpaid to date.

            Edit: Think about it Cher, he more than pestered/badgered everyone about the 2nd Amendment, so he really has a whole lot to pay back to the public.

          • CherDash

            I worked for the federal government. They wouldn’t lower his salary. He’d get the same or more than the current dog walker gets. Yes, he does have a lot to pay back to us, but they don’t do things in the federal government the way they do things in the real world.

        • GaryTheBrave

          A substitute for Reggie Love.

    • MaloPericulosamLibertatem

      Plunger?

      Good luck finding anything in the entire building more full of sh*t than he is.

      • grais

        Yeah, but wouldn’t you like to see him get a swirly?

        • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

          While bobbing for _____s.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Bike rack?

      • grais

        Rachel Jeantel Fan Club president?

        • Maryland_Malcontent

          Maybe he can instruct her in cursive…

        • Michelle ✓classified

          That’s retarded, Sir.

          • grais

            Creepy-ass crackah?

          • Maryland_Malcontent

            …but does that mean a white person or (exclusive) a person who, regardless of race, acts as though he were a security guard?

            Considering that Ms. Jeantel gave 2 conflicting definitions for the same word…

            BTW, why isn’t she doing hard time for perjury again?

          • grais

            Good questions. I guess Piers can be a perverted, honky security guard.

      • carmenta

        Billy Connolly joined the convo?

    • Tugger – ✓unamused

      Just send him back to England and let them figure out what to do with him. Maybe next president of Ukraine?

    • Finrod Felagund

      I’m thinking they should put him on the hot seat on a dunk tank, right there in the atrium.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Hmm? What gun toting body guard will protect him now that he doesn’t have a 2nd Amendment audience?

  • AzWilliam

    Just don’t let the Brits talk us into a “loser keeps Piers” cricket match.

  • KateNE

    This makes me cry. Because I am laughing so hard right now.

  • Republicanvet

    Headline on Drudge: America Turned on Me.

    Uh, yeah. When you come in and blatantly ignore our Constitution and agitate for violating it, expect some push back.

  • ked5

    so, he’s whining the american’s don’t like him. from everything I’ve read, the brits don’t like him either.

    • carmenta

      We dont, we really, really dont! Please Dear Lord, find Piers Morgan a job at AlJazeera and send him to Syria as foreign correspondent…

  • Maryland_Malcontent

    “In the current media age, no one is expected to be a eunuch, without values or beliefs,…” (from the NY Times article)

    So THOSE are what a eunuch lacks? I was misinformed all of those years ago??! 😉

    • Michelle ✓classified

      The other stuff you were told it meant, he doesn’t have that either.

    • schveiguy

      I’m guessing the next words are “, so that’s why they fired me”

    • Doc Farmer ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Uh, to be a eunuch, wouldn’t he have had to HAVE a set of balls to start with? Just askin’…

  • arttie

    There is always Press Secretary to the Ukrainian President who just moved out of Kiev.

  • HARP2

    I’ll never get any sleep tonight.

  • Gary Hutcheson

    I need someone to clean my guns for me. Wait.. $10.10/hour? Way too much. Sorry, Piers.

  • Gary Hutcheson

    Oh, yeah. Consider it “brought”.

  • Maryland_Malcontent

    Ms. Jeantel didn’t seem to be “all there” but it doesn’t seem proper to refer to her as “that” 😉

  • PeterP

    The Larry King slot on CNN had built up such an audience and so much goodwill a Chimpanzee without hands could have kept it going. But not Piers Morgan. Too funny.

  • jaded

    Maybe Megyn Kelley needs a drink runner? I’m sure msnbc will pick him up.

  • PeterP

    Shocking that a man who said the illiterate Rachel Jeantel was “one smart cookie” would lose his job.

  • Michael Rice

    By hi sown logic, regarding the Duck Dynasty ratings drop, this would mean America thinks he is an idiotic buffoon. Actually, that is pretty much right on..

    • grais

      There’s another idea for his future : adopted Robertson brother.

  • Jay Stevens

    “I’m in danger of being the guy down at the end of the bar who is always
    going on about the same thing,” he said. He added that he was sure
    there were plenty of people in the heartland angry “about this British
    guy telling them how to lead their lives and what they should do with
    their guns.”

    in danger of“?

    BWAAHAAHAA!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Someone really has to explain to me why a cheap sleazy newspaper editor wunderkind of the 1990’s (photoshopping, phone hacking), later shown to be a liar of the first order (and still under investigation for it), was ever considered to be a good hire, for anything more that being a second-tier Simon Scowl talent show judge and third-tier long-form interview host a la Oprah– not that he was any great shakes at those, either.

    • grais

      I don’t think anyone can explain that.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      “…a cheap sleazy newspaper tabloid editor…”

      Fixed that for ya.

    • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

      We definitely agree with that, what you just said. It does appear that it will always remain a mystery. Maybe it’s first hand experience to the Fabian Society’s underground. Who knows?Money walks, bullsh*t talks, it seems.

      We have a relative that use to write for CNN, and you just “can” imagine the circle’s that you get into, and bump into, and throughout the nation, and you never stop rubbing elbows with them if you want to eat.

    • CableNewsGuy

      Makes about as much sense as a cheap sleazy community organizer with a hidden past being hired to run our country.

    • Nan

      His accent.

  • CherDash

    My hashtag: #WhatWillPiersDoNow?

  • Suzyqpie

    Mayor DeBlasio will need some additional advisors, Anthony Weiner, Eliott Spitzer, and now Piers Morgan are available. John Edwards is probably available. If Pres 0bama was smart John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, would be available. Rounds out the income inequality fairness social justice well-connected lucky lottery winner disenfranchised marginalized underserved team beautifully.

    • grais

      John Kerry served in Vietnam?????????

      • Suzyqpie

        He did. And then he turned on his fellow soldiers and made outrageous accusations and threw his medals over the WH fence. Except then he didn’t. He did before he didn’t maybe. He voted for it before he was taken out of context. Then he misspoke and it was incredibly small. See the debris field that he has created? Another 0bama ignoramus.

        • grais

          I knew he was. I was just being a wisea$$.

          And about those medals he threw – they were someone else’s. The guy’s a cheap opportunist.

    • Nan

      Aren’t there British or Canadian politicians in need of press officerss?

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Wait, I think this delightful news just got even better – with the absence of Piersy’s show and nothing left for him to pontificate about on Twitter, does this mean we will never again see that nasty, disgusting picture of him in front of the fireplace?

    • H50 ✓RAT

      From your keyboard to Gods ears.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      One can only hope.

    • NRPax

      You’re one of those “optimists” I hear so much about.

  • bidentime

    he & Jeff Zucker “talking for some time about different ways of using me.” The consensus is “door stop”.

  • Chevypowered

    So the transvestites are claiming victory over Pierce?

    Remember that 80’s movie dragonslayer? After the dragon was finally killed by the hero, the king comes out of his hole, stab his sword into the fallen beast and the crowed cheered like he actually killed it?

    Sorry this battle has been ongoing and Morgan getting his butt handed to him has nothing to do with you.

  • Dat’s Racis’ (.com)

    PWNED

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Looks like Kelly brought it.
    Is it wrong that I was giggling the whole time I was reading this thread?
    Karma.

    • Chevypowered

      No. However it is wrong not to be laughing out loud!

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Love Miss Kelly!

  • tjp77

    Well he can’t go back to England; I think Jeremy Clarkson is waiting there for him.

  • Matt

    Makes my night!

  • kentercat

    I’d love to start a betting pool he’d end up on Al Jazerra, but I doubt anyone would bet against it.
    “Low ratings? Disarmed Americans? Come right in, dimmi!”
    All the same, one less az ho (as Jenteel would say) to deal with at the airport, and I don’t mean the United service desk.

  • CitizenEgg

    Well at least this will free up Piers to go deal with those *completely bogus phone hacking stories. I think this is a case of CNN knowing when to cut loose the ballast.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Maybe FPS Russia is hiring…..BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!

  • Brett McMicken

    Now, CNN itself needs to do the same thing.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    In a related story, Megyn Kelly remarked, “See what happens when I bring it?”

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmSIOoy6MlE&app=desktop Booker

    I’ve got three bottles of Schadenfreude No. 9. Anybody want a glass?

    • LegalizeShemp

      Two fingers, one ice cube please !

    • NRPax

      I’m at work for another 15 minutes. If you still have some left when I get home, I’d like a glass please.

  • Cherry Walker

    Ahhh poor Piers…the man without a country (and now, without a job too!).

  • pinkelephant22

    VISITS FROM KARMA:

    Dan Rather
    Keith Olbermann
    Cenk Uygur
    Rick Sanchez
    Cuntessa Brewer
    Katie Couric
    Martin Brashir
    Alec Baldwin
    Piers Morgan

    Karma must be cooking up something good for Rachel Maddow.

    • Arkuy The Great

      I hate to say it but Maddow is one of the bright spots at Most Stupid ‘N Biased Channel.

      • pinkelephant22

        Uggh…. my opinion is 180 degrees from yours. I can’t stand that … thing. All that feigned outrage w/that serious look on her face, beating the drum on silly shllt when it involves a Conservative while ignoring huge stories on Obama/Dems. She’s grotesque in many, many ways.

        • Arkuy The Great

          At least she does not go over the top with coprophagic fetishes, homophobia (or heterophobia) or “one of these just doesn’t belong here” racism. Yeah, she is annoying but skillfully avoids the red lines.

    • ozconservative

      That’s a conga line of stupid right there.

  • https://youtu.be/h82D5ZvcALM CrustyB

    The anti-freedom agenda didn’t pan out for this freedom-hating bastard, huh?

  • fireandreamitchell

    I’m calling it now. Limey Morgan is going to Al Jazeera and do a show on phone hacking and evil Americans.

    • NRPax

      I’ll counter with him being a host on Russia Today.

  • TTTCOTTH

    He asked Megan to bring it, she did.

  • schveiguy

    Ah, as soon as I saw this news, I came gleefully to gloat on Twitchy. Without further adieu:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Fhalkyn Phoenix

    Don’t come back. Ever.

  • bill_a_bob

    Zucker cans Morgan for shooting mouth off. Piers leaving CNN Crossfire . . . developing.

  • bill_a_bob

    When’s the next ship leaving Yorktown??

  • bill_a_bob

    NEWSFLASH . . . CNN RUNNING LOW ON LIBERAL ASZHATS. Morgan, Martin, O’Brein, Sanchez . . .

    • Jake Bradford

      They still have Don Lemon…for now

  • Scott Carroll

    “In other news, Piers Morgan involuntarily quit his talk show today, citing intransigent views at CNN regarding his continued employment.”

  • Peyton

    Any Good Conservatives at CNN we could build momentum for to take over his spot?

  • Corey Dennison

    At this point in time, as Mr. Morgan departs in abject failure, I feel it incumbent upon myself to offer Piers a hearty farewell:

  • clay parsons

    BA BYE

  • CobraJet428

    Mr. Carr (NYT) writes:

    Crossing an ocean for a replacement for Larry King, who had ratings problems of his own near the end, was probably not a great idea to begin with. For a cable news station like CNN, major stories are like oxygen. When something important or scary happens in America, many of us have an immediate reflex to turn on CNN. When I find Mr. Morgan telling me what it all means, I have a similar reflex to dismiss what he is saying. It is difficult for him to speak credibly on significant American events because, after all, he just got here.

    Sounds like sØmeØne else?
    ps.
    Mr. Carr called CNN…a station. *snort*

  • suzyed

    Good riddance! Finally!

  • radicallyalyssa

    I don’t enjoy giving Morgan credit for anything, but if you read the tweet and article, he clearly states that he boned up by attacking Americans and America because of the second amendment. Maybe we can see some change from him? Maybe he’s wised up and realized he learned his lesson?

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL just kidding he’s a liberal idiot!

  • Dobermite

    One less Cultural Marxist on TV, unfortunately there are thousands more like him.

  • Dobermite

    Goodbye dumbass, don’t let the clown car hit you in the as-s.

  • EndangeredNJRepub

    On this day of our Lord, we can proudly and triumphantly say “the British are leaving.” There may be hope after all.

  • Lighthorse51

    Protip for @ CNN: maybe you should hire someone next time that actually loves America.

  • Gregor Eisenstein

    I suppose we can now consider it to be well and truly brought.

  • Cantbelieveyouthinkthis

    I never believed in a god but now I am thinking not only is there, god might just hate Piers Moron too.

  • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

    “Piers tells NYT his anti-gun crusade has been “polarizing””

    Yeah, it got a frigid reception here, too.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    I guess we won’t have ol’ AR-15 Shotgun Morgan to kick around anymore. Pity.

  • radjahshelduck

    Jim Treacher asked if Dana Loesch is hiring. CNN might wish to consider giving her the time slot. Imagine a female host on all three of the 9pm cable news programs.

  • Joel A. Edge

    I tried to think of a good ‘fair-well-and-good-riddance’ comment to post. Unfortunately; my writing skill isn’t even close to good enough to encompass the joy and elation I feel at this news.

  • Jake Bradford

    Maybe now he wont have to keep paying those ARMED GUARDS to follow him everywhere. Because you know..he needs protection from criminal & crazies…us plebes do not.

  • Dennis the Dreamer

    Old/new immigrants or people who wanted to become American should respect the American Constitution. Not only 2nd Amendment, all of them else go back to what you came from.

  • whateverdear

    I’ll miss you, Piersy. Oh, wait … no I won’t.

  • Clete Torres

    Ten bucks says Pughe won’t return to the UK to face his accusers.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    I can’t top Jon Gabriel’s spot on comment.

  • capisce

    #PiersMorgansNextJob

    @NancyPelosi : Poet

    #Joblock

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Well, Piers, your show has finally gone down the Crapper (Ratings and otherwise), so why don’t you mosey over to PMSDNBC, Herr Bloomberg’s (SEIG HEIL!) Network or AlGore Jazzera, and spew your hatred there? I’m sure you’ll have even fewer viewers to irritate… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Reggie1971

    It’s been broughten!

    • Richard Jefferies

      Beat me to it!

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    We won, without firing a single shot.

  • Marcy Cook

    They are all IMPLODING!!!!!!!! Thank God.

  • BoscoBolt
  • $29520529

    If Obama had a son…

  • Zook Zangsten

    Piers, the new pajama boy ~ http://twitpic.com/dwj8ri

  • Jer

    Um…

  • DailyKenn

    CNN can survive the ratings game by taking a sharp right turn.

    Even if disingenuous, the move would grab more than a handful of disenchanted O’Reilly viewers, beef up the failing network’s ratings, and add advertising dollars to its coffers.

    Then, again, who listens to me?

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Or even by doing fair and balanced news– and, no, not with the ironic “scare quotes,” either. And dumping the superciliousness of “we’re more ‘serious-news’ than MSNBC”– right now, you two are in a World’s Tallest Dwarf contest. And it would help if the non-“Progressives” brought on for “balance” wouldn’t have to face both the other guests AND the moderator ganging up on them.

  • FaithColeridge33

    I wish Megyn would tweet something like “can you make coffee and do you know Powerpoint?”

  • Tony

    Look for him to be a guest host on MSNBC.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      N-a-a-a-h-h-h, he’s probably not really sincerely Leftie enough for them– not like Tingles the Assclown, or Closet Chris Hazy, or Rachel the Mad Cow or Larry O’Dumbbell. Piers would be more like an Ed Schpritz or an Al Charlatan– in it as a Leftie just for the money.

  • https://www.youtube.com/user/JayJay3Fifty7 JJ357

    How does MSNBC stay on the air? Do they have enough viewers to even warrant the network?

    • DavyCrockettIII

      I’m pretty sure the great majority of actual msnbc viewers are conservative pundits looking for easy material to ridicule.

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      They’re a cable channel, JJ. MSNBC gets a cut of everyone’s cable bill even if no one watches it.

  • Andrew Curlutu

    Well, let’s see, Piers is arrogant, condescending, oblivious, obnoxious, socialist, and likely has bad breath that would peel paint. You know, I suspect even Vegas oddsmakers wouldn’t lay odds on him winning the next running for Mr. Charisma. It also appears that Piers finally got to the next item on Satan’s “people to do” list. Even Old Scratch has his standards. Did I miss anything?

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Re Boatdocks issuing his challenge to Megyn Kelly: “Son, ya mess with the bull, ya get the horns.”

  • http://www.glitternight.com/liberals-and-conservatives Balladeer

    Good to see this repuslive and obnoxious twit fall.

  • Justwaitinforchange

    Free market at work. Even the liberal network bosses can’t stand the douche bag and the fiscal pain associated with keeping him on the air.

  • NickGranite

    ALL CNN has to do is put up one of the conservative gals like Loesh on the slot opposite O’Reilly and I’ll switch the channel with a whole slew of conservatives who are tired of O’Reilly’s middle of the road mush.

  • JonInVa

    Maybe he and Olbermann can team up for a new worlds biggest losers reality show.

  • Saltporkdoc

    Does this mean Piers will now show up as a Fox News contributor? Oh wait, he’s not fair nor balanced!
    Whew! had me worried for a moment!

  • SouthronCross

    This particulat tweet by Dan McLaughlin caught my attention…

    ‘Even the NY Times notes that @piersmorgan suffered from “endless trolling of his critics on Twitter”‘

    Maybe his critics were trolling him for giving a completely one-sided and uninformed point of view on the gun debate. Of course, he was slapped down on his own show several times for this by various guests. And, CNN could not stand to see him get his backside waxed in the ratings by Megyn Kelly night after night.

    He did once say to Ms Kelly, ‘bring it on.’ Well she brought it. And, you’re out of here because of it. Later, loser.

  • Callawyn

    Next up for Piers: An 8×10 prison cell for phone hacking.

  • Peter Field

    Good ridens to Piers M. He is just a complete idiot and should be deported. Glad to see he will be gone. the moron!