Kids can be so funny, can’t they?

  • Maxx

    I used to drive my dad crazy at night when I was five or six with “Dad, why is the moon following us?” He really had no clue how to explain that to a small child so I just kept badgering him about it. After a few months of this, the urge to just pull over and drop me off must have been staggering.

    • GaryUSMCvet.

      Oh I remember asking that one also.

    • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

      My dad’s reply to that question was that he asked the moon to keep an eye on me so he could drive without being distracted.

      • Rip_Ford

        I suppose that was better than saying it works for the NSA.

        • Jay Stevens

          You need to remember that for a very long time, NSA stood for “No Such Agency”. Our government would not admit that it existed.

          • stellatruman

            It was referenced to in Good Will Hunting, other than that, I never heard of it before

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Lily Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator, on Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In: “Is this the party to whom I am speaking?”

    You go back to when Pontius was a pilot, if you remember that one…

    • nc ✓s & balances

      One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy…

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        “A gracious ‘good morning,’ sir…”
        And that’th… the truth! (*razzberry*) (“Edith Anne, 5 1/2 years old…”)

        • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

          “Now Mr Veedle, or should I call you your first name, Gory?”

        • nc ✓s & balances

          Verrrrwwy interesting. But shtoopid.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Last time I heard that one, I fell off my pet Dinosaur… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

      • HWarrior13

        Hope you didn’t hit your head on your “Pet Rock” when you fell

        • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

          Nah…Hit the rocks above my cave entrance… XD Jawamax 8<{D}

    • John Castigo

      “We’re the phone company. We can do whatever we want.” *snort*

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        “How lacking in taste!” (Mrs Earbore– the “ur-Church Lady” without all the “Satan” stuff)

    • TheOriginalDonald
    • 66

      shhh! My grandkids think that I’m the only one that uses that line!

  • Will

    While at Red Lobster my son would say to his mother. “Mom why is dad’s dinner staring at me?” Priceless moments for sure….

  • Joel A. Edge

    She sounds about as ‘special’ as my three daughters. Amazing goofball daughters, all treasures.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    HARRY:”Okay, now let me talk to the sitter…” XD Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Actual dialog with my mom (I guess when I was 6 or so?)

    “Hey mom, where you going?”

    “Crazy, RW, I’m going crazy”

    “Where does crazy live?”

  • southernlights

    Do worms yawn?……..try answering that one.

    • Patricia Brenner

      I got “why can’t we smell our own snot”?

  • lonestar

    Harry Connick is the best thing to happen to American Idol in 12 years.