https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/423590833468628992

It all started with Ann Coulter responding to a quote about Ed Schultz claiming Republicans are afraid to come on his show:

Replying to Coulter, Roseanne Barr issued a challenge of her own:

Roseanne would apparently be considered the underdog in such a debate:

We won’t hold our breath.

  • Cyborg3K

    The only thing Roseanne could beat Ann Coulter in is perhaps a UFC cage fight.

    • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

      Or a pie-eating contest. #RequisiteFatJoke

      • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

        erm…..that could have been a double entendre, if you did not include the hashtag

      • JeffWRidge

        As a fat guy I want to say, nicely done.

        • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

          Well, I’m not exactly svelte myself…

          • conservachick

            +7 for svelte.

            vocabulary, separating us from beasts

          • Bgoulette

            Zaftig, you might say?

      • Texan357

        Or a crow-eating contest.

    • minaka2

      In a battle of wits, Coulter Roseanne would be totally unarmed. Her idea of a “debate” would be screaming the same inanities and non sequiturs repeatedly.

    • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

      I’d rather see Roseanne vs Cher in the cage or in an intellectual debate (or as we would call a similar type match back home, a “demolition derby”).

      • JeffyTheQuick

        Roseanne v. Cher in a cage match!

        Winner gets that one IQ point they’ve been sharing!

    • socraticsilliness

      Roseanne could take her in a food eating contest…no contest….

  • arttie

    To see if it would be fun, I would actually have to tune in to PMSNBC. Not very likely to happen.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    On an unrelated topic…what the hell is Roseanne’s Twitter avatar supposed to be? It looks like a purple Ninja Turtle with sperm attacking his head.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      It is.

    • Republicanvet

      Self portrait?

      • Fairfax51

        What self-respecting sperm would get near that?

        • Republicanvet

          Dead ones falling through the oily vat of whatever Roseanne lives in.

        • deano24

          Ask Tom Arnold what he was thinking.

          • JeffyTheQuick

            I respect the guy.

            He took one for the team.

        • JeffyTheQuick

          Run away!
          Run away!

  • AMartel

    You can’t argue with crazy. Crazy does not recognize reason and logic or facts or the application of reason and logic to facts. Crazy gets bored and starts setting things on fire.

    • Fairfax51

      And that is why Ann will not debate Rosanne. Rosanne has no control at all. Ann has been on “The View” several times, only to have Whoopie and Joy out scream her like typical Libs. That’s the way Rosanne would be.

      • Calcat36

        Fatty has a talk show to host the debate?

      • trixiewoobeans

        Absolutely. The minute you start to “win,” the shrieking begins. It’s akin to putting their fingers in their ears and singing, “La la la.”

        • Fairfax51

          There are so few Liberals that don’t start shrieking over the guest/host. Stephanie Cutter on Crossfire has to physically hold her mouth shut so a guest can even be introduced. Juan Williams, when on Fox, talks over everybody.
          Maybe if libs listened now & then, their brain ‘might’ process something and they, in turn, might learn at least what the other sides argument is.

      • porkchop6209

        Have a special and O’Reilly and Hannity can moderate.

        • JeffyTheQuick

          Each one in a sound proof room so when the shrieking starts, you can cut the mic, and watch Ms. Barr sputter and spew, but you don’t have to hear it.

          You can close your eyes, but closing your ears is another matter entirely.

        • Fairfax51

          No, both of them are real opinionated and loud. It would be a free for all.

          • porkchop6209

            But what fun! Like sharks in a frenzy….. Are you in Fairfax?

          • Fairfax51

            Truth be known…..I wouldn’t miss it.

          • porkchop6209

            Way I figure, most everyone is going to Hell anyway, so the screaming will continue. Are you in NoVa?

          • Fairfax51

            Thought that might be what you were asking. No, not anymore. Raised there though. Son born there. Tooooo many people.

            So, tell me about you, porkchop. Are you a vegan? 😉

          • porkchop6209

            Vegan, no! Carnivore! Native Virgin? Yes, Danville. Mississippi accent from traveling experiences. Rebel Son- Bury Me In Southern Ground.

          • Fairfax51

            Me…Carnivore! Native WV. Lived in all the “O” states. Accent….N,S,E&W. Bury me wherever my son is.

          • porkchop6209

            Wife is from Bluefield, the “other side”, so we pick constantly. She’ll say ” Stonewall Jackson was a West Virginian!” I’ll retort ” Impossible! One cannot be from somewhere that wasn’t. He was a far western Virginian! A good one!”
            Or I’ll say “Hey, I can’t help it if you were born on the wrong side of the line and I realize you can’t either. Nevertheless, a handicap is a handicap.” I can’t repeat what she usually says after that, but “the look” generally accompanies it.

          • Fairfax51

            The fight at my house was “I’m not working in the mines, we’re outta here; but we were born & raised here, I wanna have all my babies here; fine I’ll bring you back for two weeks to have your babies, but we ARE moving to No Va…pack.”

          • porkchop6209

            Oddly, now, mining is one of the highest paying, most sought after blue collar jobs that exists. I love the state, gorgeous. Her mom graduated Marshall in about 1923 or 8 with a Master’s in Education. I’d have to dig out her degree, but very unusual for a woman back then. Her family was pretty well off.

          • porkchop6209

            Went to Strausburg a few years back, one son wrestled in high school, fourth in State. Tourney there, went to MikkeyD’s, asked for a country ham, egg and cheese biscuit. Young lady replies “We don’t have any country ham, in fact, I’ve never seen a country ham. We have Canadian bacon.” I said ” Seriously? You’re two hours from Smithfield, country ham capital of the world. How could you not have country ham?” She said “We have Canadian bacon, on a muffin.” In front of God, wife, kids, whole restaurant I said ” Jesus, the Yankees have taken over our state. If I wanted Canadian bacon, I’d ride up to Canada and get some. I wanted country ham.”

          • Fairfax51

            LOL…..try West Virginia, you can’t get Canadian bacon there. If you order it, you could get shot. They know you cannot put Canadian bacon in Ham & Beans w/cornbread….dummies.

          • porkchop6209

            I could tell you the funniest stories about asking for grits, but it would take so much typing it would wear out my thumb and keypad. I’ve done a bit of traveling though. Try getting some poo-coon root out of mountain folk, that will get a shotgun pulled on ya!

          • Fairfax51

            I thought that was all hoodoo voodoo! But I did have an uncle that made root beer that blew up, another who made dandelion wine and everybody made shine and hid it in the basement. It was amazing how often the coal furnace in the basement needed “checked”.

          • porkchop6209

            Bingo! Might look shabby on the surface, a lot going on underneath. Pioneered the grunge look, too.

    • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

      Concur. I’m not seeing debates with random shopping-cart ladies as the best use of one’s time. Same principle applies to Roseanne or Roseanne Barr or Roseanne Arnold or The Artist Formerly Known as Roseanne or whatever the Three Faces of Roseanne is calling herself this year

  • stuckinIL4now

    So what importance or royal status does Roseanne hold that anyone has to prove something by debating her?

    • Canadian in USA ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      The delusion of self-importance.

      • JeffWRidge

        Delusion of relevance.

    • porkchop6209

      She has a nut farm in Hawaii fer cryin’ out loud-show some respect!

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    I can just see the debate-

    Ann- Due to inflationary prices on Americans, the US government needs to decrease regulations on the energy sector that causes rampant price increases for goods and services for Americans.
    Roseanne- We need to eat the Rich…….erm, those richer than I.

  • Maxx

    I see Schultz is still begging conservatives to be on his show to up his ratings. The industry now identifies this type of begging as the “Piers Plea.”

  • https://twitter.com/davidjkramer DavidKramer

    Or the debate would be like the one I had with Roseanne on twitter-

    DavidKramer- something reasonable

    Rosanne- you reich winger…………BLOCKED

    • Calcat36

      reich = rich in German. Which she is.
      rechten = right in German. Which she is not. Factually or politically.

      She should either learn German, or seek to understand the context of the words before she ignorantly throws them out to try to sound cool. And SUPERIOR. A common feeling shared by Nazis and democrats.

      • porkchop6209

        I wish I wuz kool, OOOO how I’ve tried……….

        • Calcat36

          Huh?

          • porkchop6209

            Nothing, lost in the moment.

          • Calcat36

            It’s all good, you are cool by me! Song lyric?

          • porkchop6209

            No, had my daughter with me one day about to go into WalMart(standing in there now), this young man comes out past us. Leathers, about 35 lbs of chains and shrapnel embedded to him, his hair, purple, was spiked like a stegosaurus with fuzzy purple balls at the end of each spike. Aside from almost wetting myself, as he strolled away I turned to my girl and said “Damn, I wish I was cool.” She totally lost it. Stuck with me ever since, I’m just twisted that way.

          • Calcat36

            “Aw, youth is wasted on the wrong people!”

          • porkchop6209

            For real! Therefore, in honor of the legacy of Prezzy Stompyfoot- by Executive Order I do hereby decree the redistribution of youth onto older folk! There, it is done! He might have a pen and a phone, but we have Depends and hearing aids!

  • Republicanvet

    There would be little entertaining in watching that debate.

    There would be a couple niceties back and forth, Roseanne would try make some point, Coulter would eviscerate her, and the rest of the show would be Roseanne screaming loudly.

    • porkchop6209

      While being eviscerated, on national TV. Shultz’s viewership would skyrocket to 3.

      • JeffyTheQuick

        Is Neilsen hooked up to Ann’s, Roseanne’s, and Ed’s houses?

        • porkchop6209

          Their nipples are wired for lights and sound

  • Republicanvet

    Her picture shows she could pass for a female version of Ward Churchill.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Put Ed Schultz in against Roseanne, the winner to face Ann Orexia.

    Those two can debate over which one has been the more clever at managing to fail in everything they’ve done in the 21st Century and yet trying to convince the public to come back and tune in for more of them.

    • porkchop6209

      Celebrity Death Match with Weedeaters

  • Lafango

    Roseanne is seeking attention.

    Neglected people generally throw around challenges to the Pros..
    Case in point: Roseanne, Sargeant Shultz, Pearce Morgan…

  • peteee363

    I saw ted nugent beat roseann like a rented mule, ann would be much worse for roseann, since she fights like a girl!

    • porkchop6209

      With a knotted plow line……

      • spaceycakes

        2 yards of wet rope

        • porkchop6209

          Only if we let it dry in the hot sun…….after it is tied. I’m so wicked, I should be ashamed. I’m not, but I should be.

  • H50 ✓RAT

    I must confess….I would be tempted to watch Shultzies show if Ann C. was on. The entertainment value alone would be something to see.

    Rosanne on the other hand doesnt know the meaning of the word debate, she does however, know how to shriek at the top of her lungs thru the whole segment. Not so entertaining, just headache inducing.

    • Calcat36

      I must confess… I tune in to get a meter reading of moonbat craziness at spot prices…

      Does the fat one even have a show to debate on? I cannot keep track, didn’t she have a show that tanked already?

      • H50 ✓RAT

        Your a better team player than I Cal. I can only take so much moonbat craziness in one day, so I gotta use my allotment wisely.

        I dont think she does now, seems like shes had a failed TV and a failed radio show since the Rosanne. Could be way off here, I dont keep track of her except when shes on the island, making folks miserable.

        • Calcat36

          She is in YOUR yard? Well, dear, you are just like me in blue heaven….

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Yep, thats why I have little patience for progs or their nonsense anymore. They have moved in like locusts and are destroying the islands and our culture.

          • Calcat36

            In other words, Hana, welcome to MASSATURLET!

          • porkchop6209

            Ball’s in your court now kiddo!

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Not really, we lost the game. The GOP abandoned us. It will take a total crash and recovery at this point. Folks are getting romanced by the gimmies.
            Wont take long, our economy is small and fragile.

          • porkchop6209

            Hey, I’m pretty certain I saw something in the news about hungry sharks circling the Islands, maybe reclaiming territory? Cleaning up trash? Crowd control? Help me out here………

          • H50 ✓RAT

            All of the above? The shark is a demi-god and the gods are not happy……

          • porkchop6209

            Let’s see, as I understand ancient legends, to appease Gods you have to feed them constantly, right? Hmmmmm………what would be sufficient? Progressive soup? Chowder Head mix?

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Actually sacrifice is a last resort to appease the gods of ancient legends after committing a grievous slight against them. Generally, living pono with Aloha is enough to keep them content and at bay.
            But yes, given the way things have gone, prog soup is probably what they want now.

        • porkchop6209

          She has a nut farm, with pigs running rampant on it. Oh the irony! Don’t you guys have aimable volcanoes out there?

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Our volcano is dormant, darn it. Ill talk to Pele about it later. 😉

          • Calcat36

            What? No virgins to sacrifice?

          • porkchop6209

            See my above^

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Not anymore. We are back to babies having babies.

          • porkchop6209

            If we make a fat, greasy sacrifice to her, maybe give her indigestion? A bad case of the $#!tts? What she really wants? Some guidance here would be helpful, I feel as if I’m wandering in the wilderness…………. a toga maybe? On the flip side, I’ve almost got enough nickels and bottle caps saved to afford the ticke………Oh, crap! Just got my insurance premium statement. Oh well, what’s a third job for anyway, and a forth. So sorry to disappoint you this time, please forgive me.

    • porkchop6209

      Now you know why Tom Arnold committed suicide 5 or 6 times

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Make that ROSANNE BARRRRRRGE, RAGING ROSIE O’RUBBLE, and VICKIE GUERRERRO #WWE Jawamax 8<{D}

  • John Smith

    Afraid?I would say disgusted.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I’d say Ann would be FIRED UP to kick Rosanne’s @$$ In a debate…And simultaneously, do the same to Schultzie, and both without even breaking a sweat. Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Isaac Clark

    Oh Eddie, why would anyone want to debate a high priest of President Obama’s cult of personality? Any valid point made by your opponent, would be countered by you with blind zealotry and babbling epithets about racism, economic inequality, etc.

    Besides, your adherence to the idea of historical events being dictated by class struggles, was debunked more than fifty years ago by Karl Popper. So the debate’s over.

    • Zane Henry

      +1 for the Karl Popper reference!

    • porkchop6209

      If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance……….

  • Calcat36

    Would the fat chick bring her armed guards to the knife fight? And since when does Erectile Dysfunction Shultzie debate anyone on the right? He usually just yells and screams and calls women talk radio sl*ts.

    • porkchop6209

      It’s a self aggrandizing power trip thingy for him, kind of like breathing for the rest of us normal folk……..

  • desicon

    You can never win by wrestling with a pig. Why bother?

    • porkchop6209

      A greasy one at that…….

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Rosanne Barr has a teevee show?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      How about this:Live, on Pay-Per-View, Raging Rosie Vs. Rosanne in a Steel-Cage Cat-Fight of Comedy, Live from Las Vegas! “Um, I’ll be ignoring it with bells on!” Jawamax 8<{D}

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        EDIT:No /SARC necessary… Jawamax 8<{D}

      • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

        I get that Ed Shultz actually has a show that Coulter could appear on and debate him – I still wouldn’t watch MSNBC but I could see how that debate could happen. I can’t figure out what media outlet would put Roseanne on air to debate anyone?

  • TocksNedlog

    Um . . . isn’t EVERYONE afraid of Roseanne?
    #RoseannesNuts

    • Maureen

      Roseanne who?

  • LegalizeShemp

    And Adam Carolla’s liberal sidekick Alison Rosen said “I don’t like Ann Coulter because when she debates she goes way back and cites a bunch of facts that people don’t care about”. Apparently liberals like Rosen prefer debates where people just spew partisan emotional agitprop rather than utilize the ridiculous debating technique known as “citing facts to support your argument”.

    • porkchop6209

      BINGO! You’re catching on quick.

    • Chaitealover

      Liberals suffer from short term memory loss, and think everyone else does, too. They’re wrong.

  • Maureen

    Roseanne has an over-inflated opinion of the value of her over-inflated opinion. I doubt she could hold a civil conversation without getting rude and crude.

    • porkchop6209

      If one develops their own ads and then purchases their own products, it’s easy to justify a raise based on an increase in production.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Easy win for Ann, especially if it’s a weight loss or singing contest.

  • Pope Sparkles (F)

    Roseanne wouldn’t know what hit her if she debated Ann. I’m thinking Roseanne’s weight isn’t the only thing inflated.

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    They could at least be honest and admit they are in desperate need of attention and ratings.

    • porkchop6209

      And verify what all the rest of us have known for quite some time? NEVER!

  • Ntr

    Roseanne is barely above cave-dweller intelligence-wise. A lifetime, over the past few decades, of living around “yes, whatever you say” types has given her a big ego that needs to be knocked down by someone like Ann Coulter.

    • porkchop6209

      that’s not the only big thing she has……….

    • yestradamous

      I’m not anti-rich people by any means, but I’ve observed over the years that rich people tend to think being successful makes them competent in all areas. It often doesn’t work that way.

  • Paige Jackson

    Considering that Roseanne’s “debate” tactics likely involve pulling her shirt over her head and running in circles going “WHOOP WHOOP”, I’m pretty sure Coulter isn’t quaking in her shoes. Roseanne is crazier than a soup sandwich.

  • mondolibre

    Coulter’s afraid all right. Afraid of what she might catch.

  • Brother bob

    That’s fat pussy, ms Coulter

  • porkchop6209

    Rosie can bring her nuts and pig, Ann can bring her shotgun. It’ll be jolly good fun!

  • PeterP

    She’s probably afraid to debate Elmira Gulch, too. What the hell does that prove?

  • RD

    Roseanne thinks debate means putting something on a hook to catch a fish

  • leroy

    I am sure Ann is afraid the lying fat ass will fall on her

  • PatriotRG

    Yes that’s certainly true – Anne Coulter is really really scared of debating a washed up irritating leftist hag nobody like Barr. Barr can barely string a sentence together, never mind a cogent political thought that doesn’t involve warm fuzzy leftist feelings and screechy hysterics. Its like being challenged by Bobo the clown that he knows more about relativity than Einstein.

  • SupplyGuy

    What’s the point? To a liberal, a debate simply means shouting you down because they can’t counter your facts.

    • Perry

      Name calling is their forte. There is no debating with them. They usually want several libs, with a whooping and screaming audience that is 99% lib, on ONE who has an opposing opinion. Then be rude and mocking as to not allow the person to make their point. Somehow, they feel they’ve “won” when they do this. Truly ignorant, and evil.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Ten bucks says Ann Clobbers Roseanne, and another ten says she owns Schultzie! I predict at least either Ed or Roseanne will completely melt down by the third round of questions (if they last that long). Jawamax 8<{D}

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    Careful what you wish for Roseanne.

  • spaceycakes

    Right, an educated woman like Ann is afraid of someone who writes ‘ur’

  • RogueRat

    I don’t believe Ms. Coulter is “afraid” of much at all, but I can understand not wanting to be within 20 ft. of that fat, screeching, ignorant, lesbian.

  • LeftistsStink

    Maybe by challenging Ann, Roseanne is, in her own way, aching to be persuaded to convert to Christianity. Roseanne doesn’t come off as a happy lady. She may actually envy that in Ann.

  • Sig Ruman

    Ann usually wins just with that laugh of hers, it’s lethal – Roseanne’s cackle won’t hold up

  • juandos

    The only way Schultz or Barr win a debate that isn’t literally face to face is by cutting of Coulter’s mic assuming Coulter isn’t on the set…

  • David

    There’s something about fat, stupid people that makes me afraid.

  • Mike Santino

    ROSEANNE IS A WASHED UP BITTER OLD HAG

  • Barry A. Brewer

    Coulter would absolutely decimate either of these mental midgets, or both simultaneously.

  • marion vega

    if she wanted to join someone barking at the wind she could get a dog

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Roseanne trying to debate Ann Coulter would be like bringing a banana to a gun fight. Roseanne might be able to shout F*** YOU! louder and longer, but that’s not debating.

  • GulfPundit

    It wouldn’t be fair for Ann to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

  • CainCan

    Ann Coulter / Roseanne Barr = Best Celebrity Death Match EVER.

  • Hitched

    Carelessly using the word “democracy” is dangerous because it implies that democracy’s potential good mandates its continuous expansion.