Yes, the “White House Youth.”

The White House is promoting an upcoming meeting:

Who wants to spend an evening hangin’ with the White House Youth?

The creepiness factor is high with this one.


The mockery is running deep and wide:



If the White House is smart, they’ll make this a perk of membership:

The name was an unfortunate coincidence for somebody:

  • arttie

    Ohhhhh myyyyyyy

  • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

    Will Soros be in attendance to teach the kiddies how to declare, “But everyone was doing it!”?

    Just wondering …

  • RightWingLeftyGolfer

    And I just bet that Moochie is gonna twerk for them also!! Wonder if the daughters are going to be allowed to attend?

    • grais

      Now I must poke out my mind’s eye.

      Thanks a pantload.
      ; )

    • Joe W.

      Someone just please throw some muratic acid in my mind’s eye to get that image out of there….

    • http://steamcommunity.com/id/pwag42 Swagner

      *drinks chlorine bleach*

    • Salazar Sanchez

      Mochelle twerking…oh God the tsunami warning system will be going off.

  • fireandreamitchell

    Kal Penn aka Kumar huh? I’d rather to go White Castle than the White House.

  • grais

    I will call it Obamacare, and will call them Obama Youth.

  • Patriot

    So 1930’s.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Obama’s WH Youth stands in good company, a long liberal tradition.

    • SolidCitizen

      That was his 2012 campaign slogan “Forward” … isn’t that interesting…

  • WhoDat

    The paranoia is strong in this post.

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Where do you see paranoia? I see a bunch of tweets above and comments below making fun of White House Youth. I must have missed the comment or two displaying paranoia. Point it out?

      • WhoDat

        The comparisons that this is somehow like Hitler Youth.

        • ObamaFail

          Well, they’re bringing the youth there to fill their head with liberal propaganda and phony talking points and sending them out in the world to help spread the lies about FailureCare and other hot button issues, so how is it any different?

          By different, I mean besides the obvious difference between Hitler wanting to kill Jews and Obama merely trying to cover his ass for his own failures.

          • HanaFiveO

            Killing the Jews was just the culmination of the final solution.
            This was the kind of nonsense that went before it. Every thing he did was lawful too. By the time kids were turning their parents into the Nazis and folks realized what was going on, it was too late.

            Many of the folks who went along with the program for the good of the collective and national betterment never even knew what was being done until after the war when the atrocities were revealed to the world.

          • Grunt

            It is not like he already tried to get the kiddies to use Thanksgiving dinner table to push his agenda.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          Well, it’s a comparison. You don’t have to agree with it. But you said the paranoia is strong in this post. Where is the paranoia?

        • No Libtard

          “…somehow like Hitler Youth”?…you don’t see the “obvious” when it’s right there! Much like most defenders of all things Obama and all things communigressive…the goal of this administration is as obvious as could possibly be and it’s not what non-elite, “Joe-democratic-voter” signed up for AND it’s also not seen (or worse, ignored) by the vast majority of the Joes because being “perceived” as cool is preferable than being an informed, free thinking, moral, indivivdual

        • http://steamcommunity.com/id/pwag42 Swagner

          Following the same naming scheme makes the parallel too obvious to ignore.

        • mary

          Duh, it IS like Hitler Youth.

        • lainer51

          and your point is?

        • Mark Brantingham

          All I see is a bunch of anonymous posters making shit up

    • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

      Just because you are paranoid, doesn’t mean that they are not really out to get you.

      • ObamaFail

        And with Obama sending the IRS after his “enemies”, it’s not a stretch to assume Obama’s out to get you. Hell, a cancer patient who went on the Kelly Files to complain about Obamacare costing him his insurance is suddenly being audited by the IRS. http://www.ijreview.com/2013/11/98011-convenient-cancer-patient-complained-obamacare-now-audited/

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        The hallmark of a true paranoiac is that (s)he believes that the reason people are coming after him/her is that they are somehow special and that such exceptional status causes others to resent him/her. But in order to prove that (s)he is not delusional, (s)he will actually go out and MAKE enemies, just to show everyone (s)he wasn’t kidding. (*cough* “Obama” *cough*)

        So yeah, you could be paranoid, and really have enemies– even if you have to see to it yourself…

    • HanaFiveO

      Cling to that Who. It will make it so much easier when they come to haul you off to the camps if you believe its a trip to the circus.

      • WisconsinPatriot

        “We have new clothes for you, now off to the showers!”

        • Corey Dennison

          And free haircuts for all the new prisoners citizens.

    • lainer51

      The paranoia is strong in your head.

  • ceemack

    Can Barry and the rest of the Left really not see the Hitler parallels? Really???

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:

    If you call it “Obama Jugend” the unwashed masses will NEVER know what it is!!!

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Good lord, I think they’ve actually managed to break Godwin’s Law. I didn’t even think that was possible.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      See, but if you or I had posted this on a blog back in 2008, it wouldn’t even have gone against Poe’s Law (“No religious argument on the Internet[arguendo, “Obama is a religion”] can be so much of a parody, that there won’t be at least one person out there who will fail to see the satiric nature, unless there’s a sarc tag”) No one could have thought it was anything BUT satire.

      • http://steamcommunity.com/id/pwag42 Swagner

        Incidentally, I think it’s a shame that the “irony point” (punctuation meant to indicate sarcasm or other irony) never caught on. It’d make written communication so much easier.

        • $41378716

          But but but…how would someone feign anger, outrage and persecution???
          Obviously, the “irony point” MUST take a backseat for MUCH greater grammatical justices!!!1111 The issue of PGPs (preferred gender pronouns)

          must first be addressed so we can continue to be OUTRAGED when someone does not refer to us as “ze”!!! Otherwise, your “irony mark” would overshadow Mymymymymemememmymymyyyy justice, you bully!

          Wait for it…


    • http://steamcommunity.com/id/pwag42 Swagner

      It hurts the brain, doesn’t it? Comparing opponents to Nazis usually means that you’ve run out of arguments and are now name calling, but when they name their programs the same way…
      The phrase “refuge in audacity” comes to mind (“it sounds so crazy that people won’t believe we’re really doing it until too late!”)

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Well, a certain gent with a small mustache DID speak about “lies that convince by their sheer audacity.” (The forerunner of the false-but-accurate school, of a debunkable lie lingering like a bad odor.)

        Godwin’s Law is invoked incorrectly much of the time anyway; the implication of calling “Godwin” is that the debate ends because it has degenerated into mere smearing. Calling Obama “Neville Chamberlain” is supposed to be a Godwin violation, because, after all, who were in charge of Germany back in the 30’s? Oops, you brought the Nazis into it, thread over– (*buzzer*) WRONG, it doesn’t work that way; if it’s apples-to-apples, appeasement-to-appeasement, the comparison is apt.

  • radicallyalyssa

    this is very disturbing

  • ObamaFail

    Parents: “So, what did you learn at the White House today kids?”

    Kids: “I learned that you’re a racist because you said we couldn’t afford the premiums of Obamacare.”

    Parents: “But son, we’re black.”

    Kids: “Oh, well in that case we were told that any black people who don’t agree with Herr Obama is a Uncle Tom. We also learned that muslims blowing stuff up for Allah aren’t terrorists, but we learned that Republicans speaking out against Herr Obama are.”

    • HanaFiveO

      Sounds a lot like some of the Common Core lessons…..

  • ObamaFail

    I notice that the White House is still closed to the rest of the youth of America. Only the chosen few who have been chosen to help spread the propaganda are welcome. No one else.

  • Jack Deth

    White House Youth.

    Because Union Brown Shirts, DoJ Jackbooted thugs and the media O-stapo just aren’t enough!

  • thedumbblonde

    This administration has taken “controlling the message” to Aryan proportions. Which I consider ironic on many levels. May the schwartz be with you….

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      That’s the problem. The Schwarzer IS with us.

      • thedumbblonde


  • Recon5

    Finally remembering what I used to love about twitter, lol. This was hilarious.

  • HanaFiveO

    OK, Im totally creeped out on so many levels.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      Just remember, this is NOT a cult.(sarc)

      • HanaFiveO

        It’s not a cult, It’s not a cult, It’s not a cult, RUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

      • Sam Kendall

        Then why did they hand me some punch? *sniffs it* It smells funny, too.

    • http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/ Red Pill

      Back in 2008-2009, HotAir commenter “TheBigOldDog” kept a running list and kept adding to it as new similarities came to light…

      “Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” — Santayana

      * Speeches in stadiums filled with mesmerized, adoring audiences – Check
      * An uninspiring background before meteoric rise – Check
      * Creates his own new symbols of power – Check
      * Associates with racists, hatemongers and violent radicals – Check
      * A propaganda machine willing to show him only in the best possible light – Check
      * Uses, “glorious leader” style Agitprop posters common in totalitarian nations – Check (see German campaign poster for example)
      * Wants Secret Police force – Check
      * Somebody powerful people think they can control – Check
      * Often dismissed as a light-weight by his opponents – Check
      * Seeks to replace God with the State – Check
      * People adopting his name as their own – Check
      * Inspires adoration art – Check
      * Appropriates symbols of past German glory – Check
      * Never plans on giving up power – Check (Obama to be president for the next “eight to 10 years”)
      * A narcissistic megalomaniac – Check
      * Brazenly Takes credit for other people’s accomplishments – Check
      * Wants to build “youth” movement through Universal National State service – Check
      * Acts as if in power before he is – Check
      * Some followers believe him to be divine – Check
      * Worshiped and aided greatly by the media – Check
      * Has his own salute – Check
      * Has thuggish supporters intimdating political opponents – Check
      * Using the power of the State to silence critics – Check

      TheBigOldDog on September 27, 2008 at 7:20 PM

      That was all BEFORE Obama was elected.

      Less than three months into Obama’s first term, the list had grown to also include:

      * Songs written to glorify him performed by children – Check
      * Takes control of large comapnies and the economy as a whole – Check
      * Attacks the very business leaders who supported his rise once in power – Check

      TheBigOldDog on April 1, 2009 at 7:43 PM

  • http://extremesplash.wordpress.com/ Ben Bollman

    Yeah, I’m with the guy who says we are being trolled.

  • gregl311

    I am still laughing about the trolling tweet. Classic.

  • $6565218

    Someone should Photoshop “Mein Kampf” onto the cover of “Dreams From My Father”. The original tagline on the cover “A Story of Race and Inheritance”, creepily, works well with the change.

  • Sam Kendall

    Next week, he’ll be issuing them uniforms to keep them all warm and looking sharp. I hear he’s going to be calling it Fasionism.

    I swear, there clearly isn’t someone to fill the much needed position of Designated Gibbs-slapper, otherwise he’d have thought of a different name.

  • Carabella1

    My god, you people are ignorant pigs. You do know you’re the new minority… right? Disgusting.

    • Corey Dennison

      Keep telling yourself that, champ.

      • Carabella1

        Oh… We do. We all do. The majority of us do. So, dream on, Cupcake. Might is left… or center, as the case may be. Rightwing is the new poor. Live. With. It.
        By the way, is Michelle Malkin even American? Is she a citizen? I’ve heard she’s not. Immigrant! Is she even legally in my country?

        • Ghenghis Greg

          We are only a minority when the media and Democrats don’t rig elections. If they really accepted the truth you would be out of power for a long time, so take your left wing swill and move to China, Cuba or North Korea, if you think it’s that great.

        • Zach Smith

          Obama loves you. He will take care of you.

        • Corey Dennison




          Tell us again how you libbos are the new permanent majority.

          You see…that’s the problem with the American proggies–their emotional immaturity makes them believe that whenever they win an election or two, that they are now permanently in charge, and they’ll never have to work for another vote.

          By the way…are YOU even here legally in my country, buttercup? Are you even paying taxes, or are you simply another leftoid eater–taking up resources and living on the public teat? My guess is for the latter.

        • lainer51

          “Oh… We do. We all do. The majority of us do. So, dream on, Cupcake. Losers are left… or center, as the case may be. Rightwing is the new world. Live. With. It.”

          BTW- the correct term is ILLEGAL immigrant. You’re slipping. LMAO

          • Carabella1

            Losers are left? How do you figure, dear? You people lost. You’re still losing. You will continue to lose until you start thinking about others instead of yourselves.

          • Corey Dennison

            Strawmen arguments are awesome, ain’t they? Goodness but you’re dense.

          • Carabella1

            Hardly. You obviously have no idea what the term “straw man” means. Not a clue.

          • Corey Dennison

            Actually, your ‘argument’ about what you think conservatives feel is textbook strawman.

            You’re welcome.

        • http://itooktheredpill.wordpress.com/ Red Pill

          Carabella1 is actually doing us all a favor by being transparent about the plans of the Leftwing. Their plans are to use government redistribution to forcibly make their political adversaries “the new poor”.

          Carabella1, I honestly challenge you (or any other “progressive”) to point out the differences between the Democratic Party Platform and the Communist Party USA Platform:

          The Road to Socialism USA

          Conservatives, pay particular attention to how Carabella1’s comment above is consistent with the CPUSA’s goal of Defeating the Ultra-Right.

    • JamesMc

      We get it. You hate minorities. Move along.

    • http://steamcommunity.com/id/pwag42 Swagner

      That’s why Obama’s got a negative approval rating, right?

    • lainer51

      My god, you people are ignorant pigs. You do know you’re the new minority… right? Disgusting..
      “you people?” – hmmm – you may be getting a knock on your door.. unless, of course, you voted for the right guy.

    • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

      . . . you’re the new minority

      Which I assume means we are to be granted things like minority set asides, protection against minority insults, and the like, right?

      Come to think of it, ‘disgusting’ is offensive to me. Cara, sweetie, you owe me an apology.

      • Carabella1

        Uh, no, dear. Your existence is offensive. You get no apology. We won. Live with it.

        • Corey Dennison

          Your derangement is amusing. Pitiful, but amusing.

          • Carabella1

            Wait… You mean we didn’t win? Wow. I could have sworn I’ve seen a black man in the White House. Again. And… The ACA is on track. And… Boner’s crying in his whiskey, he’s so scared.
            You people really do need to step off that clown car you’ve been riding.
            Rots the brain.

          • Corey Dennison

            Yeah…Democrats are winning every single election out there. No Republicans have ever won an election, and they are not currently in control of the House and on track to kick Reid’s ass out as Senate minority leader next year.

            And keep plucking that Obamacare chicken–it’s a winning issue for you guys. Seriously…you all should run on that, seriously!


          • Carabella1

            Sorry, dear. I don’t argue with idiotic children. You sound so ridiculous, I wonder how you get through a day without throwing a few temper tantrums.

          • Corey Dennison

            “Projection.” You should look it up.

        • DavidM

          You won in 2008, and LOST BIG in 2010. 2012 changed NONE of that.

          Live with it, bigot.

        • http://commentspammersmustdie.blogspot.com/ Kakarot

          In other words, you’re a racist, happily carrying on the tradition of folks like Bull Connor and Lester Maddox.

  • JamesMc

    Where did the picture of the little girl standing outside with the burning house come from?

  • Obamaroid_Ointment

    #WHYouth: Sing for Change (Pyongyang Remix) http://t.co/jmR2XnQe8A

  • mary

    WHYouth got Obama’s back! Get Obama’s back, get it, it’s yours for the getting. Obama’s back is yours. Make sure your friends and parents get Obama’s back. Report 50 non-Obama’s back-getters, and get a 3-month obamacare subsidy of $20.00 for EACH of the three months. Sign the card! Congratulate Obama on fixing the marketplace! Hangout with WHYouth! Cool! Rad! Groovy!

  • Fhalkyn Phoenix

    Sieg heil!

  • http://healthcare.gov/ Scot Harvath

  • Salazar Sanchez

    Vat ve have herr is un failurze to communzicate. Herr Goebbels..er, I mean Jay Carney, please straighten this out…..or else. Michelle and I need to catch a plane to smoke dope with Jay-Z and choke down some kobe beef.

  • Sam Kendall

    This is like something from a Mel Brooks movie. Oh wait…

  • telecomesq

    Maybe they should have gone with #WHPioneers….

  • Sparafucile

    But won’t the “Does the Second Amendment mean we can all have bazookas” trope now keep us all from being issued Panzerfausts?

  • $35730304

    You gotta admit the Michelle Obama quote is world-class creepy.

  • James Hankins
  • Michael Lombardo

    Obama Youth on parade. All hail! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqF19Phn0Og

  • Richo

    Political parties in many countries, including the GOP, have youth wings, you gibbering perpetually outraged sandflies.