Why would Morgan be thankful for not being sent to the country that already has most of the gun laws he’s calling for in the U.S. and being delivered from America and all its “heartless gun nut bastards”?

We can’t figure you out, Piers.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Surely this shouldn’t prevent his spontaneous combustion?

    • nickdqwk

      Yes it could be dangerous, after all BullSh*t can be highly flammable.

    • 0bamasnought

      I bought a box of matches, just for the occasion.

      • porkchop6209

        I’ll donate some gas…..just sayin’.

        • Cantbelieveyouthinkthis

          I will take a loan out on my house to get all the gas you want. When does the pig get BBQ’d is all I want to know.

      • ozconservative

        You would have to wait in line line behind Jeremy Clarkson


  • http://xristosdomini.wordpress.com/ xristosdomini

    Because Piers Morgan isn’t dumb… even he doesn’t actually want to live in a place that makes everybody live by his rules.

    • Axelgreaser

      Great comment!

  • grais

    Why is he happier here among all the violent gun nuts? Wouldn’t he feel safer in his own home? Oh, wait…criminal charges.

    • Jay Stevens

      Can’t the Brits file for extradition?

      • 0bamasnought

        Then they’d have to take him.
        Do you really think they want the answers to the questions they’d have to ask?
        Especially, just how high up did the Scotland Yard bribery go?

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    He should give thanks he isn’t serving at Her Majesty’s Pleasure.

    • DT65739

      Isn’t that what he’s thankful for?

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        I suppose you’re right, in a way– if he DOES get kicked out of the US and is made to return to the UK for keeps, he’ll be in the slammer sooner or later.

    • porkchop6209

      She’d have no pleasure with him……TaDa!

  • $41798064

    KY jelly.

    • DeadlockVictim

      I don’t like that Kentucky Jelly.

      • porkchop6209

        It’s aweful on toast

  • DeadlockVictim

    Him getting his wish only means that a whole lot of Americans didn’t get theirs.

  • Fairfax51

    He should be thankful some idiot reminded him to “inhale, exhale repeat”. He wouldn’t have thought of it himself and we’d be rid of him

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Aw, I thought he was gonna say he’s thankful for the high ratings for his show and the countless viewers. Oh, wait…that’s right. Never mind.

    • thedumbblonde

      It’s insightful that he thanked his “followers” rather than his “viewers”.

      • porkchop6209

        Subjects rather than citizens…..

    • porkchop6209

      Hi Michelle! Happy Thanksgiving out in Granola Land, feel for you girl. Keep up the good fight! And go easy on the old boy, a fantasy such as that would get his head all a spinnin’ and make him dizzy, he’ll pee hisself agin’ like The Nuge made him do before.

  • arttie

    I could have sworn it was viewer.

  • Axelgreaser

    WE ARE THANKFUL YOU WEREN’T DEPORTED EITHER! You continue being useful in destroying a propagandist arm of the Obama White House by virtue of horrible guests and your own raw, eye watering opinions which MUST be fed to your directly from the White House & Media Matters. The guns arguments were truly awful when you preached to American’s who found a country to flee the tyranny of King George and is so tolerant as to allow a flop Brit work even if it is to insult his host country and miniscule audience of lefty zealot’s. I wouldn’t get too comfortable even at grotesque MSNBC considering you have single handedly reduced that dreary outlet to a contender for worst in ‘camp news.’ They’re bound to ditch you sooner or later as soon as they can swipe Ronan Farrow from CNN who appears to be brilliant: mediaite.com/online/new-msnbc-host-ronan-farrow-jokes-about-celebrating-genocide-on-thanksgiving/

    • porkchop6209

      Court jester?

  • blg_wv

    Butt chin
    That might explain the craggy odor

  • Maxx

    No need to tweet to your “followers” Piers. Just open up a can of tuna and your cats will come running.

  • porkchop6209

    You can’t be Thankful at Thanksgiving Piers, this is an AMERICAN HOLIDAY, genuine like and all mate! You may, however, thoughtfully reflect upon the good fortune that allows us, as AMERICAN citizens, to celebrate it because of …..I know, I know…..choke on it you Limey Basturd!…….G-U-N-S!

  • Spasmolytic

    Actually, the plan was to deport Piers Morgan but the British threatened to pull out of the UN if he was sent back.

    • Corey Dennison

      Actually, I heard they planned on sending Madonna back to us–so, it’s a wash.


    So, he is wishing happy Thanksgiving to his followers (13 people), but not to all Americans?

    Such a powertool..

  • Sloper67

    That makes one of us, musket.