Al Sharpton has jumped on the bandwagon of training Democrats how to handle themselves when dealing with conservatives over Thanksgiving dinner:

It speaks volumes that so many of these Democrats know that those who agree with them can’t express their own opinions to relatives without being given cheat sheets.

https://twitter.com/wearefreeagain/status/405864956127498240

Shorter Al Sharpton:

Pretty much.

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  • Richard J Sunkle

    My liberal relatives know I don’t want to hear it.

    • ICOYAR

      When they do talk about it, ask them why they would enjoy paying higher premiums for substandard “healthcare” in January. Ask them why they want to be taxed solely for existing.

      • Richard J Sunkle

        If its such a great deal, us greedy conservatives would jump at the chance to sign up.

        • ICOYAR

          Ask them why Conservatives are so greedy, when the wealthiest people in the United States are all leftists, all trying for mantra to keep others from being wealthy. Point them towards Hollywood and the Democrat Party.

          Next, point them towards small business owners, and ask them if they are greedy, and if they are conservatives or liberals.

        • YesterdayzNewz

          Good deal.

  • QueenB ✓certifiable

    Lol. so….what are they supposed to say when your conservative relative blasts your talking points to hell one by one?

    • Brian Roastbeef

      Al’s cheat sheet for that simply says “Derp.”

      • Scree El Tort

        I think that’s his middle name.

        • mdtljt

          …should be his first name, his surname being Lying Tawana Brawley Crystal “Murderer” Mangum Pimpin’ Race-Baiter….but I suppose that’s too long for a driver’s license, huh??

  • Scree El Tort

    Those are definitely tips for turkeys, I will agree.

    The conversation will turn nasty when the ‘tips’ are blown away one at a time by right-minded people, you can count on that.

    EDIT: Seems Me and I are of the same thought.

  • BoscoBolt

    Whatever. Shut up, Al.
    ———————————–
    Here are a few Thanksgiving “TIPS” from President George Washington …

    ‘President Washington’s Thanksgiving Proclamation – 1789’

    http://www.heritage.org/initiatives/first-principles/primary-sources/washingtons-thanksgiving-proclamation

    ————————————-

    Happy Thanksgiving – God Bless America.

    • Clayton Grant

      Perfect, Bosco. Perfect.
      .
      Happy Thanksgiving to you and your’s.

    • ICOYAR

      Washington is rolling in his grave because of the pitiful excuse of leadership this nation currently has, especially the one who is currently in his position, to be disgraceful towards a nation all while golfing in the city which bears the nomenclature of Washington himself.

      May God have mercy on America.

  • YesterdayzNewz

    Glad to see the older crowd saving a couple bucks on their medicine. A lot of them have already paid their dues to society. I’m fine with that. I’m pretty sure the $85M/month bond buying jig the Fed is doing has kept the market propped up. I could be wrong. Job creation? JOB CREATION?? Those weasels wouldn’t know how to create a finger painting, let alone a flourishing job market. Still in that 12% range overall. I talk to people everyday looking for work, or looking for a second job to pay the bills. I look forward to a day we all have the “lightbulb” moment and elect politicians who aren’t bought and paid for. Because we really do have the best politicians money can buy.

    • Guest

      Bribe (bribe) … money or favor given or promised in order to influence the judgment or conduct of a person in a position of trust. (Merriam-Webster Dictionary)
      .
      … in a position of trust. 2014 cannot come soon enough. Conservatives and Libertarians had better get their act together within the next few months.

      • YesterdayzNewz

        I’m not old enough (38) to know the pitfalls of LBJ’s “Great Society”, but were still paying for it. Maybe not fiscally, but in a societal sense. There has to be enough crumbling infrastructure to keep people busy for the foreseeable future. Let’s start there. Can’t hurt anything. Put people to work, get them off the dole and give them a sense of belonging and pride. Might be the ramblings of an old man here, but…

        • Scree El Tort

          38…
          LOL
          I almost remember 38…

          • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

            Yeah me too. Of the Smith & Wesson variety.

        • Clayton Grant

          Forgive me for copy/pasting an old post.
          .
          The euphemistically named “war on poverty” created a dependancy just as strong as any drug. I call it Welfare Addiction, but when the right acronym strikes me, I’ll change it. Maybe WADS for Welfare Addiction Deficit Syndrome because it takes WADS of cash? Anyway – America desperately needs to go through fiscal restructuring and face a well managed withdrawl period.
          .
          All wars have casualties, but the war on poverty cannot be won by making the country less prosperous.

  • ICOYAR

    Leftists cannot think for themselves, so they must use blatantly false talking points to make sure they “know” politics.

    However, this will fail miserably, when they all get massive rebuttals using sources, making the lefties look like politically illiterate morons (more than before anyway)

  • Republicanvet

    ObamaCare. Such a raging success various versions of it’s highlights have been printed and provided to convince others of it’s greatness.

    Why try convince anyone anyway? I thought conservatives were evil and who cares if they agree with 404Care?

    • Clayton Grant

      I have to give the GOP credit for voting en mass against this stupid, stupid law.

    • YesterdayzNewz

      I wasn’t rubbing it in, Clete. Just announcing that I know little about what happened before I started paying attention. This snowball has since picked up steam and it’s not going anywhere, anytime soon. It’s going to take a concerted effort to get us back to “normal”, if there is such a thing. I, personally, would love to see it. Might make the rest of my time on this Rock bearable.

      • Scree El Tort

        Oh I know, Jeff. Just having a little fun.

  • DeadlockVictim

    Jiiiiiive turkey tips!

  • Richard J Sunkle

    A lot of this stuff just opens liberals up for an intellectual butt whoopin.

    “Even Speaker Boehner’s signed up”.

    Well duh, he can’t very well push a bill to force all of congress to sign up if he isn’t willing to do it himself.

    • Guest

      I’ve actually heard supposed Conservatives call him a turncoat for signing up. They can’t see the bigger picture.

      • Richard J Sunkle

        I don’t love or trust the guy but he got this one right. After all, we’re demanding that they live under the same set of laws we live under.

  • Republicanvet

    You could play word games with this and probably come up with something more believable.

    How about: “It’s helping free preventive save nearly Really? then did businesses help the if that’s you know his fair.”

    Sounds more coherent than Pelosi or Biden…or even Bobo.

  • Republicanvet

    Flash cards next? No. I bet they come out with a deck of playing cards showing evil right wing racist arsonist terrorists who have criticized Preezy Omugabe.

    • V the K

      I am picturing those play cards football players have strapped to their wrists. Or maybe a DefendObamacare App that delivers talking points directly to their phone. Oh, wait, they’d never get that to work.

  • Bill Phillips

    Wasn’t Obama care supposed to hurt no-one and help 30 million people currently without health care insurance? They forgot to mention that 80 MILLION would lose their health care insurance that they were happy with, for the most part! LIberal logic believes hurting 80 million people in order to “help” 30 million is a good thing!

  • Republicanvet

    Serious now. If I had a lib relative try pull this crap at my dinner table, they would eat under their liberal rules. They would get only a quarter of any portion deemed fitting by Moochie, no desserts, nothing unhealthy. Any extra of a normal portion would be handed them in a bag and told they were expected to deliver it to a homeless shelter.

    After the past few months, any liberal still stupid enough to identify as such deserves any derision they get.

    • ICOYAR

      Or just do the logical extreme.

      Make them stand in homeless breadlines for a taste of communism.

  • Bill Phillips

    Here’s a DEM “talking point” for you to chew on AL: What has Obama done for black people in America since he’s been in office besides fanning the flames of racial hatred and division!?

    • Scree El Tort

      Answer:
      He’s raised the number of blacks in poverty, he’s raised the number of blacks on assistance, he’s raised the number of blacks without a job, and he’s raised taxes on those blacks that still have jobs.
      What do I win?

      • Bill Phillips

        Ding! Ding! Ding! ….not sure if the Nobel Peace Prize recipient has been decided on yet this year ….LOL

        • Scree El Tort

          I don’t want the damned thing, so don’t go trying to fob it off on me.

    • Republicanvet

      Shart on won’t even bite on that let alone chew on it. He’s been playing the same game much longer than Bobo.

    • Jay Stevens

      He has felt their pain.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Almost every one of the talking points put out by Al Charlatan, “Closet Chris” Hayes, Debbie Washerwoman or any of them are so mendacious as to be stupefying. I’m really taken aback by something like that “rebuttal” to “Obama shut down the government”-section; there’s just no talking to people who then retort, “Oh yeah, then why is he more popular than Congress or the GOP?”, as if that disproves what you just said.

  • grais

    ‘Help me! Help! I’m out of ideas about what lies to spew to my family members who know and understand what’s really what! Please, I need some new crap to toss their way so that even just one of them might not think I’m the complete and utter moron we all know I am. Help me, please! I have no clue about how to think for myself! I have no convictions to hold to, I just know that I hate Sarah Palin.’

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    I remember writing these for my son when he was bullied by a girl twice his size. I mean that girl was huge. That was in 6th grade.

  • Chevypowered

    When I think of a credible source of information I immediately think of Al Sharpton!

  • John Smith

    White folks was in the caves while we [blacks] was building empires … We built pyramids before Donald Trump ever knew what architecture was … we taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it” — Al Sharpton.

    • http://www.libertariancomment.com/ Glenn

      Thanks for the memories…

    • Jay Stevens

      “We built pyramids…”

      A failure of DeMille proportions (epic). The Egyptians were Semites, not Negroes.

      • John Smith

        The problem is, a libtard race baiter would not know or use facts if his life depended on them. He was/is too busy inciting racial hate and causing people to die.

  • John Smith

    “So [if] some cracker, come and tell you ‘Well my mother and father blood go back to the Mayflower,’ you better hold you pocket. That ain’t nothing
    to be proud of, that means their forefathers was crooks.” – Al Sharpton

  • jcam00

    So this should show the democrats how much faith their leaders have in them. They think your so stupid you need cheat sheets to hold a conversation.

  • Bklynnygirl

    When Al Sharpton Incited a Massacre at Freddy’s Fashion Mart in Harlem.

    Angelina Marrero . . . Cynthia Martinez . . . Luz Ramos . . . Mayra Rentas . . . Olga Garcia . . . Garnette Ramautar . . . Kareem Brunner their names will forever be remembered as the seven victims of the massacre at Freddy’s Fashion Mart. Their deaths can be traced to the racial incitement of one man.. the faux Reverend Al Sharpton.

    http://yidwithlid.blogspot.com/2012/03/when-al-sharpton-incited-massacre-at.html

  • cmac

    OH! We gonna be talkin’ about obozocare alright! My whole family HATES obozo, obozocare & all the idiots in DC. Looking forward to Thanksgiving conversation!!

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    From cradle to grave, liberals will do all the thinking for you! Cripes, what idiots.

    Also, the headline up there, “Ruin dinner we much”, I don’t get it. Is there some inside joke I’m missing?

    • Guest

      Paraphrased from Sharpton’s: “Resist we much.”

      • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        Thanks! 😀

  • Tom Armstrong

    Hey, not everyone can afford a teleprompter.

  • Spasmolytic

    I wonder if Tawana Brawley is having Thanksgiving at Al’s house?

  • smorkingapple

    God I’d pay money to savage your clowns in front of your families on any topic from Obamacare to Iran. The fact your families spend any Time at all on politics on thanksgiving just shows how lame your your dinners are to begin with.

  • RedSoloCup

    Rev Al’s Indocrination Camp.

    I hate that effing piece of s h i t.

  • $59154503

    And now a little ditty for the next ObamaHoliday:

    The Twelve Days of ObamaCare
    (A non-sectarian holiday carol.)
    From: The Peoples cube
    On the first day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the second day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the third day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Five cancelled policies!
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Nine journ0lists bloviating,
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Ten dems a-dodging,
    Nine journ0lists bloviating,
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Eleven million regulations,
    Ten dem pols a-dodging,
    Nine journ0lists a-bloviating,
    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!

    On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me
    Twelve thousand excuses,
    Eleven million regulations,
    Ten dems a-dodging,
    Nine journ0lists bloviating,

    Eight phone reps dithering,
    Seven scammers to hack me,
    Six unneeded coverages,
    Five cancelled policies,
    Four times the deductible,
    Three times the premium,
    Two weeks of typing and
    A website that crashed constantly!
    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-twelve-days-of-obamacare-t12381.html

  • Jday

    That is hilarious!! It is written proof that Liberals can not think for themselves. The Lib Media, Brother Al, and the Left wing loonies in the Government have to tell the non thinking Zombie left what to say.

    Wake up people think for yourselves for once stop listening to the media propaganda.

  • Zak

    So I decided to test the waters and I brought up Obamacare and Obama. I asked, “so has anyone been affected by O-care yet.” The immediate unanimous response… “The man is an Idiot!” I left it at that.