Hopefully those who thought Miley Cyrus went overboard at the VMAs weren’t watching the MTV European Music Awards in Amsterdam, because Cyrus found new levels of weirdness:

https://twitter.com/RMUCKY/status/399679148525752320

The kind of “glass is half full” optimism we like to see:

  • Agent Carmichael

    Coming soon to Colorado..Get high while twerking with a dwarf day!

  • Maxx

    What’s disturbing isn’t her antics…it’s the frightening realization that there exists people out there actually spending money to watch this auto-tuned hack and yes, many will eventually be using that finely-tuned logic to vote.

    • blockthiscnn

      Power, stupid people, large groups and all that.

    • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

      LOL, a Miley Virus fan down voted you.

      • Jay Stevens

        And you.

        • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

          I actually feel sorry for them. They don’t know real music.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      Maxx said “it’s the frightening realization that there exists people out there actually spending money to watch this auto-tuned hack and yes, many will eventually be using that finely-tuned logic to vote.”

      My thought the day I first saw Taylor Swift “sing”

      • sadlyso

        You are comparing rotten apples with beautiful oranges. If you have a clue in that little coconut of yours, you’ll know what i am talking about. Taylor Swift used her beautiful music to convey a message of life experienced to her fans. Miley (poor soul) is seeking love thru her music in all the wrong places with all the wrong animals.

        • Alex Furlong

          Is that also legal in Amsterdam?

          • TheOriginalDonald

            It probably is.

        • TheOriginalDonald

          Meh. If you have any taste in music whatsoever I suggest you put down the bubblegum pop of Taylor Swift and listen to the angelic Alison Krauss.

  • Maypo

    Well, the midget IS a unique addition to her schtick!

    • Agent Carmichael

      As long as you don’t wear an Obama mask, you can get away with anything.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      if by unique you mean that Madonna did it back in the 1980’s then yes.

  • Tony Reynolds

    So classy…

    • Catchance

      Yeah… in my day we called it ‘bump and grind’.

  • HanaFiveO

    Another performance that I immensely enjoyed NOT watching. In fact, I anticipate immensely enjoying not watching any of her future performances as well.

  • conservativemomma

    She is really showing signs of mental illness. Schizophrenia is a real concern. Definitely bipolar tendencies

    • HanaFiveO

      Yep. And when she crashes and burns, all the idiots who encouraged this crap will mourn her…

      • conservativemomma

        Sometimes with the mentally ill there is nothing to do except wait until they hit bottom. I really do feel sorry for her and her family. It does seem a little like the Roman Colosseum…Next they will bring a lion on stage for her to lick and cheer when it rips her apart

    • Bathing Suit Area

      There’s a difference between clowning it up onstage and actual crazy.

      • TheOriginalDonald

        Stefani Germanotta doesn’t know the difference either

      • Jay Stevens

        How can you tell?

  • Zorro

    The “entertainment” crowd has lost it completely. Hedonism is the order of the day. Thank God we do not have to fight WWII with this crowd.

  • BoscoBolt

    She really is a disgusting piece of trash. Her family must be so very proud.

    • Maryann Ashburn

      Once I saw the media refer to her “daddy” Billy Ray Cyrus as “a country legend”, I knew the End was near. Legend = ONE crappy song?????

  • Andy from Beaverton

    The end is near. This is one of the seven seals in the Book of Revelation.

    • HanaFiveO

      The twerking or her tongue?

  • Agent Carmichael

    She is a walking billboard for Herpacin

    • Michelle ✓classified

      Or euthanasia.

      • Zathras11 @B5

        I prefer the term “retroactive abortion”.

        • Michelle ✓classified

          I don’t. I don’t think abortion is something to refer to in a joking matter. That’s just me.

        • Noah

          im sure wendi davis would get behind that idea. could be the wedge issue she needs to win. “read my lips….no more miley”.

      • Kaka1625

        joke?

  • texbarb

    This is better than the Gong Show!

    • HanaFiveO

      At least the Gong Show was funny from time to time. MC is just gross.

    • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

      Hy-Gene the Twerkin’ Machine!

      • TheOriginalDonald

        GET IT STRAIGHT! IT’S HYGENE HYGENE THE DANCING MACHINE!-The Unknown Troll

    • Jarhead83

      Oh, man…I don’t know why they gonged you, Miley…I REALLY liked your act…but then, I like sewer sludge…(With apologies to Chuck Barris)

    • Ken Alan Draper

      no, at least the unknown comic had some dignity. LOL!

    • Alex Furlong

      With the Gong Show, you at least knew that if it really was terrible, someone would hit the gong and it would be over. Finally.

      We need a gong.

  • RobertMorgan1964

    The TV viewers back in the 1950s who thought Elvis wasn’t something their children should be watching were very prescient.

    • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

      Never compare Elvis to Miley…

      • RobertMorgan1964

        No offense meant; Elvis had talent and obviously was not a lowlife. But the IMAGE he originally sold (before he was toned down) was that of a hyper-sexualized street hoodlum, ’50s style. Those who (rightfully) complained at that time have been ridiculed ever since… and look where we are now!

  • drw

    Her Father must be soo proud!

    • Jarhead83

      He is. At least that’s what he tells everyone…

      • drw

        I’m thinkin’ she might have benefited from a little more direction in her youth.
        Thank you for your service.

  • trixiewoobeans

    She reeks of desperation. What an unwitting clown.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Doesn’t she just scream class?

    • trixiewoobeans

      Certainly DOESN’T scream “serious artist.”

  • ClinkinKY

    Billy Ray Cyrus-“Achy Breaky Heart”-one hit wonder
    Miley Cyrus- Disney “star” trying to reinvent herself.
    Family values.
    Unfortunately, the “low information voters” (B.O. supporters) eat it up.
    Good times, good times.

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

     
    Am I retarded? I think I am retarded.” –Miley Cyrus

    • Michelle ✓classified

      FlatFoot – YOU ARE GROUNDED for posting this! For the rest of your life….

    • Jarhead83

      That thing is scary. And so is its tongue…

    • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

      Thanks, man. Now, I can’t sleep!

    • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

      I guess we know who Jar Jar’s mom is now…

      I wish I could unsee that.

      • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

        Happy Veterans Day brother veteran ;]

  • Pingston

    I think she’s mocking what the entertainment industry became when it feted Lady GaGa (aka GagMe). And it’s worked.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Let’s hope you’re right.

      I’ve seen other artists, though, who I was sure were put-ons, who were apparently earnest– and vice versa.

      So– is she a put-on, or a puttana?

      Time will reveal all.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I hope you were also a fan of the great Bill Gallo, Sports Cartoonist/Boxing Columnist for the New York Daily News….He Criticized Lady HaHa the same way we criticize Miley…..But all of these Pop-Tart Divas “Perform this Way” #WeirdAlYankovick #MusicTriviaTime XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

  • All_American

    She’ll end up like Whitney Huston some day.

    • Maryann Ashburn

      Exactly, married to a lowlife rap musician, until she overdoses on drugs.

  • TTTCOTTH

    Billy should be sooooooo happy with his spawn.

  • disappearing moderate

    I hate to be a bellyacher, TwitchyTeam, but if this wasn’t on Twitchy, I might never have known, and I think I would be better off in the dark.

  • ToyZebra

    I feel sorry for the girl. She’s going to run out of stupid stunts at some point, then find out she has burnt all her bridges. Ruined her old reputation and has nothing to show for it.

    • Maryann Ashburn

      Cupid stunt.

  • Terry

    No wonder Europeans think Americans are a-holes

    • Ken Alan Draper

      the feeling is mutual though so at least there is that.

  • The Masked Avatar

    A glorified pole dancer.

  • The Masked Avatar

    Being that she’s in Europe, she shouldn’t she be called Kilo instead of Miley?

  • MNWoman

    It seems like just yesterday I was buying my Godchild Hannah Montana presents for her birthday and for Christmas.

    It is sad to see this is what has become of the idol of so many 5 year old girls.

  • Stephie Sky McKinley

    Why is everyone so bent over MC? If she needed to have an orgy with al qaeda on stage to get your money she’d do it and laugh all the way to the bank. Its not about entertainment or personal values. Its about cold hard ca$h
    If you don’t like it, don’t pay her to do it and stop festering over what someone else is doing with her life.

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Why is Twitchy even giving this any attention? Why is anyone? You are giving her exactly what she wants. “No such thing as bad publicity”.

    People with real talent don’t need gimmicks, yet all the attention goes to those with gimmicks rather than talent.

    C’mon, get your priorities straight.

    • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

      General rule of thumb is if you have a three year old that starts using dirity words, you should ignore him. If you punish him, he probably won’t get why he’s being punished but will realize it gets him attention, so he’ll do it more. Same principle applies to pop-tart divas. And discussion board trolls.

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    I just do not understand this behavior. Is this what happens when you grow up having everyone around you telling you how absolutely wonderful you are and that every decision you make is the smartest? I don’t get it. Or maybe I do get it. This is normal behavior for someone who is surrounded by people who are paid by that someone…therefore nobody is there to say, “hey, that is not a good idea”

    • HanaFiveO

      Maybe if you spent weeks on end getting higher than a kite you’d understand? Sorry, but that’s all I got, Ive never understood self degradation.

  • Zathras11 @B5

    This is the same young woman who sang ‘The Climb’? I’m over her.

  • Mike Rogers

    This chick is a million and one laughs!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYRtmMxB5yw CrossWinds

    Unaware of the dangers ahead…….

    ……..Matthew 25:41……
    “Then He will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels:

  • neoface

    Bad parenting!!!!

  • Guest

    LOL Miley

  • LegalizeShemp

    OMG! She’s being SO unconventional, subversive and really sticking a finger in the eye of suburban Puritanical American sensibilities! No attention-starved no-talent has EVER done that before. What an original act !

    • trixiewoobeans

      My thoughts exactly. Same ol’, same ol’. She’s as self-consciously edgy as Jello.

  • Patrick Callahan

    I imagine there is a unique pressure when you have grown up under the spotlight (and want to try to keep it), but how can these girls fail to notice how cliché it is to ‘prove’ that you are ‘grown up’ by overt public displays of exaggerated sexuality and bad habits. Neither is a true sign of actual maturity, and trying too hard ends up looking desperate.

  • JR48

    Does she really think that smoking a joint with dancing dwarves is edgy? Is that all she’s got?

    She’s shooting blanks.

    • Alex Furlong

      Not only that, but smoking a joint in a country known for legalization of pot. Ooooh, edgy!

      I think Ace (of Ace of Spades) put it best: You really want to shock the country, Miley? Go to school and become an electrical engineer.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Hey look, a Miley story not about her sticking her tongue out. It’s a miracle.

    • TheOriginalDonald

      No, it’s a Xerox 😛

  • http://recycledsip.blogspot.com/ ClydeS

    The main problem with being a dwarf is that it always smells like ass.
    Where was the 18″ tall replica of Stonehenge?

  • Richard Vandiamondsworth

    She and bieber are the same d-bag.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    ahh yes, proving how grown up you are by acting as childish as possible. maybe someday she’ll grow out of it.

  • Arkuy The Great

    When being outrageous is all you’ve got left…

  • https://www.facebook.com/libertyNvrsleeps Thomas Purcell

    Because Jane Austen would be so proud of her.

  • jabberwocky

    Who does this fool think she is shocking?

  • Michael Rice

    So, she got high and low at the same time?

  • Jay Stevens

    If I try not so hard, I can miss the U. S. rebroadcast.

  • Medicinewoman2

    My hot heterosexual 17 yr old son, summed it up……….she’ll never smoke enough to sound or look better.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Save the Roach for me, Miley! XD Jawamax 8<{D} #420Somewhere

    • TheOriginalDonald

      Even THEY have standards! 😛

  • DeathTOU863

    Who cares…

  • Rob

    She thought about registering on the Obamacare website but it was too undignified.

  • marion vega

    i’m as shocked as when i looked at the sky & saw it was blue. & she thinks she’s black so all criticism is RAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!

  • Mark81150 Never/Trump/Hillary

    didn’t she start out on the Disney Channel?

    facepalm..

    • ToyZebra

      Yes, as “Hanna Montana” she was very popular with the teen girls. Which makes her current efforts to recreate herself as some kind of trashy party tramp all the more pathetic.

  • Stephanie Warren

    Her butt needs a good kick. Next time he bends over like that someone should introduce her backside to a boot.

  • William E. Kennedy Jr.

    This isn’t entertainment and is sad that this what she thinks she has to do to get noticed. This is on the same level and Lady Ga Ga garbage.

  • Stephanie Snyder Staker

    What is wrong with this girl???

    • TheOriginalDonald

      What do we say everytime Meghan McCain opens her mouth?

      I’ll take Obvious Answers for $2000, Alex

  • Conservative First

    who… cares?

  • Ann Herion

    Wow, she possibly smoked a joint in a country where it’s legal. She is just sooo cutting edge I can’t stand it.