Toronto Mayor Tom Ford has his share of problems, but cracking up Twitter isn’t one of them.

Perfection, Rob Ford style.

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/398572342328033280

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  • Unknown User

    He seems to be thinking “I wonder if my depends will hold”

  • ToyZebra

    Looks like he had gum from Willy Wonka and is about to expand into a blueberry.

    • rssllue

      I didn’t think they allowed fat people in Canada anymore, let alone ELECTED them to office! Wow. Color me enlightened today!

  • Republicanvet

    He looks like he ate at Taco Bell, trying to fart but worried if he might Roker.

    • Agent Carmichael

      Just spit my Mountain Dew everywhere!

    • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

      Take it easy on Roker! I’m sure it happen to everyone, one time or another! lol

      • Agent Carmichael

        No comment!

      • Republicanvet

        I used a bathroom in the White House once…but it was intentional.

  • greatunconformity

    He should end every press conference by falling onto a balsa-wood podium.

  • fcalsnoe

    Poor Toronto. It’s a nice place how could they be so confused.

    • andycanuck

      Because Mayor Ford is a fiscal conservative who has delivered on his conservative promises and because the leftists ran a liberal gay against him (a former provincial Liberal cabinet minister who lost ONE BILLION DOLLARS trying to unsuccessfully create a healthcare database—does that sound familiar?) so Toronto’s coloured minorities and the suburbs all voted for him and against the latte liberals of downtown so he won by a landslide.

      http://eyecrazy.blogspot.ca/2013/10/separating-personal-from-political-with.html

      • ChrisInToronto

        Thank you.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    He looks as if he’s going to let out a belch so loud, it’s liable to drown out the old bat at the microphone.

  • CO2 Producer

    SOON

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    “Is anyone watching? Is it OK to scratch my behind now?”

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    Also Twitchy, please correct this up there:

    Toronto Mayor Tom Ford has his share of problems, but cracking up Twitter isn’t one of them.

    It ain’t Tom.

  • Agent Carmichael

    This guy is a real treasure..I can not get enough of Rob Ford!

    #SorryCanada

    • Mr_Wrestling_XIII

      Still not a bigger embarrassment to Canada than Bieber!

      • Adi

        The biggest Canadian embarrassment named “Justin” is Trudeau.

        • ChrisInToronto

          Amen!

  • Agent Carmichael

    He kind of looks like the love child of Chris Farley and Michael Moore.

    • Adi

      Mr. Creosote was his mother.

  • VekTor

    My caption was “I’ll bet that if I take a REALLY big breath and hold it, I can just float away from this dumb thing *inhales deep* ”

    https://twitter.com/VekTorBK/status/398574663824990208

  • TJ

    Like any pandering politician to the LGBT he wants to be somewhere else, doing anything else but standing there.

    • andycanuck

      That’s because he’s not part of the pro-gay elite. And he gets attacked for not attending Toronto’s Pride Parade by the same elite that Goldberg, Twitchy et alia are unintentionally abetting.

      • Arkuy The Great

        I sympathize with you in respecting Ford’s politics. Still, any ordinary Joe with the substance abuse problems he is showing would either get shown the door or be the subject of a major intervention in most workplaces. Ford is the author of his own fate here. For his own sake I hope someone close to him can get him out of sight and into the treatment he clearly needs!

        • andycanuck

          I’ll be happy to see him get treatment but he’s been the target of a vicious smear campaign by the MSM from the day he was elected in a landslide and that’s why I’m defending him on these threads. (And why Ford’s popularity is still at 44% in the city.)

          There’s also alot of hypocrisy here as the same MSM is ignoring Liberal scandals including a corruption case with the current mayor of London, Ontario; downplaying a billion-dollar financial scandal involving the provincial Liberal government; and a former Liberal deputy cabinet minister who has been charged with having kiddie porn. BTW, the candidate the MSM was mainly supporting against Ford was an “ex” cocaine user. Compare the MSM’s coverage of Bush’s alleged coke use with the admitted coke and choom use by Obama for a similar perspective.

          • ChrisInToronto

            Exactly. And most of our American friends are getting their news about the Mayor from the late night shows and the reviled MSM. Let’s not forget the hypocrisy of drug law opponents beating him up for using drugs. Like you, though, I hope he gets the help he needs WITHOUT stepping down. He’s a fighter so he probably will just give ’em the finger and carry on.

  • Sakemoto

    Where did they get a picture of Gert Forbe (Auric Goldfinger)? Has to be a photoshop.

  • Donald-Now2x/Sarc-w/0calories

    That’s Auric Goldfinger to you 007 and I’m looking for Odd Job. And no I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond! I expect you to try and sign up for Obowtome Care…
    BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  • John

    Toronto’s always wanted to be an American city…they’ve succeeded. #SorryRobFord

    • Republicanvet

      Hey!

      Well, at least like Flint, MI.

  • Arkuy The Great

    Not Chris Farley but Curly Howard!

  • switcherdawna

    He looks like a child who was told to stand in the corner…

  • Texan357

    Dude, the photo for this entry. WTF is that canister-headed mutant?

    • andycanuck

      Because he’s the opposite of a long-haired hippie or effete, hairstyled douchebag.

    • Arkuy The Great

      Dunno, but you had better duck for cover before it explodes!!

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    I keep coming back to this bit of dialogue from the Dudley Do-Right: Snidely Whiplash is flying a biplane…

    Narrator: And while Snidely Whiplash was high over Toronto…
    Whiplash (annoyed): I have NEVER been HIGH over Toronto!

    Wonder how hizzoner feels about that line.

  • Roto ✓Intentionally Left Blank

    “Hey Rob, why don’t cha be the goalie?”

  • plaingolf

    He’s like the coolest dude ever!