Maybe Sally Kohn is joking, and maybe not. But at least it’s a step beyond this:

https://twitter.com/gregeddins/status/389517197745221633

Thanksfully!

Kohn might want to consider other factors the next time she’s in a long security line:

  • BoscoBolt

    Ted Cruz – the most powerful leader on the planet.

    • QueenB ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Who of course is irrelevant, and leads a party that is “dead”.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        And don’t forget “looks like Joe McCarthy.”

        • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

          Since Stompy took office I lost count how many times I called Joe’s name.

        • I Am Breitbart

          I heard he ate dog once…oh wait, that was somebody else.

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

            Yeah, but that guy ate way more than one. In fact, he’s never said he stopped.

      • BoscoBolt

        Yep. The left is having a complete meltdown over Cruz. According to them, Ted Cruz single-handedly shut down the U.S. government, erected all of those BARRYcades across America, shut off black folks’ EBT cards, is collapsing the American and European economies, and has made security lines long at airports. Not bad for an irrelevant guy who represents a “fringe element”, or something.

    • chewydog

      If it wasn’t for Ted, we’d have been attacked by aliens by now… the interplanetary kind.

    • John Alvarado

      Well, yes President Cruz has let the TSA violate people for the past four years!

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Cue the comparisons to Chuck Norris.

  • brwaldbaum

    That’s funny. I blame the Muslim savages.

    • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

      I blame the fools that voted for the Patriotic Act that created the TSA, the DHS and have allowed the creation of a militarized police force that has been recently testing procedures for the darker days that surely lie ahead ofus

      • chewydog

        Although I think it sucks, I don’t remember seeing the Patriot Act on the ballot.

        • QWYS (Hydralisk of the Swarm)

          I was referring to the individual in the House and Senate.

  • Pat Arnold

    Sally, Sally Sally, you are curling your hair a little tightly Sally, it’s hurting your brain

    • Republicanvet

      Given how little she uses her brain, she could twist her hair a few more turns.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    I wrote Ted Cruz. He will help me win the lottery. Woo hoo!

    • Chevypowered

      Get in line sister, Ted Cruz promised to make my car payments and put my cat through college!

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        pshhh that is nothing. Ted Cruz already healed my cat’s injured paw just by talking to him on the phone.

        • Chevypowered

          Damn you….

          :-)

        • The Donald

          How is Sparky doing?

          • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

            Thank you so much Senator! It’s so nice of you to take an extra step and turn him into a unicorn!!! Thank you!!!!

    • The Donald

      Check your numbers!

  • Michelle ✓classified

    I blame 19 Islamic extremists. I also blame the Shoe Bomber (he’s that dude that added removing our shoes at security that is the biggest hold-up).

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      Thank God most of us don’t wear diapers.

      • The Penguin, Don’t talk shit

        Or…too bad most of us don’t.

        • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

          You can’t put a diaper on a penguin. LOL everyone knows that!

    • Michael Lawrence

      Don’t forget the underwear bomber…..

      • Michelle ✓classified

        Oops, forgot about him! He’s the reason we now have the scanners. The shoe bomber is who usually sticks out in my memory because I was flying into Logan when they diverted his plane there and it was a mess! My poor Dad was waiting to pick me up, was ordered to vacate the airport as police, firefighters, EMTs and the media swarmed it. He heard rumors of a “bomb” and was scared outta his mind I was in the terminal. He didn’t know the plane I was on wasn’t allowed to land and we circled over the ocean for a while.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

    I like how she ends the tweet with, “No really, I do.”

    Doesn’t that kind of imply that someone will not only read that, but ponder whether or not she was serious.

    • chewydog

      She was serious. They (libs) all are, until they get called on it, then it’s “don’t you have a sense of humor?”

  • rssllue

    I blame the stupidity and hate pouring out over much of our country like a festering boil on Sally Kohn and those of her ilk. I really, REALLY do.

  • Ramone Love

    Each time I think Ms. Kohn has reached her capacity of stupid she surges past the mark once more.

    • Michael Lawrence

      There is not limit on stupidity…she could reach levels unknown

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    “No really, I do.”– Sally Kohn

    “You see, in my trade, this is called – what you did – you cracked out of turn. Huh? You see? You crumbed the play.” Joe Mantegna, to Lindsay Crouse, House of Games (1987 film), on why sometimes you need to leave a scam well enough alone and not overplay it.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Newton Minow must have anticipated people like Kohn and Beckel when he called TV a vast wasteland all those years ago.

  • my2centshere

    Please Twitchy staff, if she does something else stupid today please ignore as I can only take one post about her in any given day. Thanks.

  • SawLogBackBone

    That little splinter sure is causing a lot of pain on the bottom side of the liberals feet.

    Sucks to be them. No really, it does.

  • TocksNedlog

    Sally, may I hazard a guess as to where you were traveling?

    • DWAAP

      LMAO!

    • mdtljt

      Fucktardia – capital of Dumbfuckistan, populated by crapweasels & douchecanoes

  • Republicanvet

    Compared to that WWII veteran in a wheelchair and a sign saying, “Mr. President Tear Down This Wall”, I don’t really give a flying flit if you are stuck in line long enough to qualify for social security there Sally. No, I REALLY don’t.

    • Djuro Jebi

      Bravo!

  • docmacs

    Who?

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Out with the old: “It’s Bush’s fault!:
    In with the new: “It’s Cruz’ fault!”

  • Al’s Grandpa’s Ghost ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Dear Mr. Kohn,

    In all the troubles you encounter, remember that you are the common denominator.

    Sincerely,

    Life

  • LieutenantSword

    I love how afraid the left is of Ted Cruz. I couldn’t be more proud of the vote I cast for him.

  • Nightvalzin

    Nothing quite says stupidity like complaining about long lines at the airport while supporting longer lines for healthcare.

  • I CAN BREATHE!

    Where the hell do these idiots come from??

  • gracepmc

    Shot out of the cannon of OWS, Whack a Mole Sally once again popping up in seach of relevancy. Ted Cruz carried her today. How did she miss Miley Cyrus?

  • jerry148

    Aww, she has to wait on a line! My heart goes out to her! Jk.

  • Axelgreaser

    UGH!

  • Keith

    Bitter chick from the planet lesbo? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Remember, this is the genius who published an article on the Fox News website extolling the virtues of ObamaCare the date before the 10/01 rollout debacle:
    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/09/30/five-reasons-americans-already-love-obamacare-plus-one-reason-why-theyre-gonna/
    Personally, as someone who pays through the nose for individual insurance in New York State — a state where, historically, few individual insurance options have even been available — I can’t wait to enroll in ObamaCare and see my premiums plummet, as they are expected to by at least 50%.

    Again, all this is why Republicans are in such a desperate rush to try and defund ObamaCare before October 1 — even if it means holding our economy hostage and even if most voters, including Republicans, oppose the repeated and wasteful defunding attempts.

    After all, the law is already popular when it’s not fully in effect and most people haven’t felt its benefits. We all know what will happen when ObamaCare takes effect — and works!

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Just so there’s no confusion, the above words are Kohn’s from the linked article. (I forgot to add the quote marks.)

  • Ron Morisseau

    At least she can’t blame Ted Cruz for her butch haircut

    • http://www.grouchyconservativepundits.org/ Rusty Bill

      Wanna bet?

    • The Donald

      careful now…

      • Ron Morisseau

        Don’t you have a gay parade to attend

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Does Sally also blame Cruz for her ridiculous haircut?

  • thedumbblonde

    Vidal Sassoon is spinning in his grave.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    I just had a thought to turn this dimwit’s nonsensical post into comedy gold.

    Create a hashtag (like, say, #ThingsTedCruzCaused) and come up with all sorts of fake bad things Senator Cruz “caused.”

    For example:

    #ThingsTedCruzCaused We ran out of milk, so I had to eat my cereal dry.

    Try that out and see what comes of it. Keep snarky, my friends.

  • $1014973

    I blame non-talented man-like journalists. Really, I do.

  • al hunt

    hope she isn’t flying air Canada, they might open her crate and let her out!

  • Medicinewoman2

    This woman blames everybody else for her miserable life. Who does she hold responsible for her lack of orgasms?

  • $1014973

    Does she blame Cruz for her prominent adam’s apple as well?

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The opposite of what libs say is factually correct, 100% of the time.

  • Scott

    They got tired of blaming it ALL on George Bush so now they have to point to someone I guess. She is POS leftwing rug muncher and should just shut her pie hole!!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    FYI, Sally…These TSA Security line deboccles started WAY Before Ted Cruz was elected into office…But remember, it’s for EVERYBODY’S Security! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Zach Brewer

    This guy needs to get a grip … wait … what?

  • Axelgreaser

    OF ALL NAMES: ‘Sally!?’

  • missyree68

    what happened to the dems favorite scapegoat George Bush?

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