Ha! The “all clear” has been issued at MSNBC HQ. The same thing happened last week to an amoeba that survived on ratings increases.

Tweeters mourned the little amoeba that couldn’t find any grey matter at the Lean Forward buffet:

If the brain-eating amoeba wouldn’t have starved at MSNBC it probably would have eventually been crushed by the 800-pound amoeba that feeds on Obama-induced leg thrills.


Rep. Steve Stockman invites rodeo clown to Texas, decries lib hypocrisy

  • The Penguin

    This guy is friggin’ funny!

  • Andy Rigo

    A dung beetle would have had a feast, though.

    • Clete Torres


  • NeoKong

    Now that was funny.

  • http://323archery.wordpress.com Nicholas DePofi

    Aw, dammit, my reply didn’t make the cut :(

  • bonnieblue2A

    Please, please, please can we impeach John Boehner as Speaker of the House and put the gavel in the hands of Rep. Steve Stockman for safe keeping?

  • Clayton Grant

    I can’t believe that got less than 100 RTs so far. It was hilarious!

    • MaddieMoss

      I’m surprised our Political Overlords even allowed it to reach 100. How dare anyone make fun of the Official Cum Dumpster of the Obama Administration??

  • V the K

    Another amoeba that survives only on testosterone is thriving in Rachel Maddow’s plumbing; no trace of the microbe was found in Chris Hayes, Larry O’Donnell, Toure, or Chris Matthews’s dressing room.

  • Gallatin

    Rep. Steve Stockman
    Brain-eating amoeba found in MSNBC water supply. Died of starvation

    OMG! I wish my Rep. had 1/4 the backbone that Rep. Stockman has.

    • badbadlibs

      I wish my rep had a backbone…period.

  • GaryTheBrave

    There is a Federal judge in California that will stop all irrigation so that amoeba can live.

    • Republicanvet

      Yet continue to allow the parasites there to thrive.

  • Maxx

    Good thing it died. Lawrence O’Donnell was ready to bring back his “southie” accent to challenge the amoeba to a boxing match, Ed Schultz was damn near ready to kill it by “torching this place” and Toure had already created a monologue accusing the amoeba of being racist because it lived on a white hockey puck instead of a black one….until someone finally stepped in to inform “swimmers in the subway” Toure that the white hockey puck was actually a urinal cake.

    • VerminMcCann

      Before that, he thought it was a salty Altoid.

    • Clete Torres

      That was excellent.

    • Adi

      Everyone knows that according to Thou-reh the human brain itself is wacist. I mean, it contains Gray Matter, Dark Matter but blimey! no Black Matter. Say this ain’t wacist!

  • Republicanvet

    To know which water fountain MessNBC types actually prefer, look for the neck brace. It means someone slammed the toilet seat on their neck.

  • OneThinDime

    Folks, call his DC office and thank him. He loves to hear from citizens around the country.

  • Marvin Nelson

    I am not familiar with Rep. Stockman, but I like him already. Between this and his offer to the rodeo clown, he is a rock star. You folks in TX are lucky to have him. We are jealous here in GA.

    • Republicanvet

      Is that the GA on the Gulf of Mexico?

  • https://twitter.com/thehiredmind Hired Mind

    Maybe this brain-eating bacteria is the cause of Democratizing Fascistitis?

    We’ve all wondered how so many people could be stupid enough to be Democrats, this may be why.

    Perhaps, by eradicating this bacteria, we could cure it once and for all!

  • TocksNedlog

    MSNBC’s ratings have dropped so low that, in a desperate attempt to ensure future viewership, they are now actively encouraging their loyal left-wing fan-base to go pro-life.

  • tops116

    “Brain-eating amoeba found in MSNBC water supply. Died of starvation.”

    So, the bacteria went to the one place they couldn’t possibly thrive? Wow, it’s like those aliens in “Signs.”

  • http://www.conservativefiction.com/blog/author-pages/ Jamie Wilson

    Stockman’s definitely funnier than the Clown in Chief!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Sobbing, but not praying for that Amoeba /Sarc Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Jeff H

    We could put the amoeba on the Endangered Species list–right above Al Sharpton.

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  • http://BanthaSkull.com/ Duke

    He better be careful or the Gubbamint will spy on him….oh, wait.