Heh.

Yes it’s true, Beyoncé cut her hair, and mock panic has gripped the nation:

How indeed.

The news was the catalyst for some snarky speculation on Twitter:

What was Jay-Z’s reaction? More Twitter snark can answer that question:

https://twitter.com/Polo_Fresh1/status/365551042550714369

As for Jay-Z’s actual opinion of Beyoncé’s new ‘do, only Jay-Z, Beyoncé and maybe President Obama know for sure.