Nobody stands by his garbage more steadfastly than Piers Morgan.

George Zimmerman’s brother, Robert, was scheduled to appear on CNN’s Piers Morgan Live tonight, but has pulled out of the appearance. Zimmerman said the reasons were Morgan’s “garbage” tweets about his brother, and as evidence Zimmerman cited a Twitchy post about Morgan’s idiotic pot stirring:

Morgan did find a different guest:

Will Jeantel refer to Morgan as a “creepy-ass cracker”? Only Jeantel, Morgan and his 15 viewers will know for sure.

  • RblDiver

    Good ol’ Piers, always doubling-down on stupid.

    • Saint_Zero

      Well, he is British. :)

      • Discontentwliars

        No wonder he doesn’t like the Tea Party. :)

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      • Mekadave

        The British don’t want him, either. I remember a tweet from Jeremy Clarkson last year to the effect of “please America, don’t send Piers back!”

        • Damien Johnson

          The US had a petition the White House was forced to respond to, to deport Piers. The UK wrote another White House petition asking to keep him there. Hilarious shit.

    • Jeremy

      That is what he does best.


    I am assuming that Piers Morgan tonight will be so stupid, he will make Rachel Jeantel seem smart.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      So…just like every *OTHER* night, then?

    • CR

      I just don’t know if it will be humanely possible to be THAT stupid, but if anyone is up to the challenge, it is good ol’ Piers.

    • Anthony_1

      YAY!! Roflmfao. I can’t WAIT to hear him try and fake his way thru ghetto-speak!

      This oughtta be hilarious. I have just enough time to run out & get a 6 pack and a bottle of Makers. Who said Mondays have to suck?

    • Orwellian_Dilemma

      Is he going to have an interpreter so all eight in his audience can understand her?

      • JeffWRidge

        Does Rosetta Stone have software for that now? If only Barbara Billingsley was still with us to help out.

        • Orwellian_Dilemma

          Funniest thing I’ve seen all day!

        • Jeremy

          ha ha I loved that scene and the movie is great.

  • Jack Deth

    Question for Mr. “Musket” Morgan:

    Will your interview of Ms. Jeantel have subtitles?

    • BlahBlah

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      • Junior Greene

        Oh no you didn’t hahahahaha. That’s hilarious.

      • 1SkepticalChick


        • BlahBlah

          Oh sorry y’all I forgot a comma there. :/

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  • Anan 7

    Hey, Piers are going to ask her if “Creepy Ass Cracka” is racist against white people? Of course not. This dummy Jeantel can’t even speak. She’s 20 years old and still in high school. I’ll bet high school will be the best 10 years of her life.

    • KIdGallahad

      She will bring wisdom and insight to Morgan’s program!

  • grais

    OMG, I might just have to watch that.
    It ought to be hilarious.

    • BlahBlah

      I was thinking the same thing. She will destroy Honey Boo Boo’s ratings. Destroy I tell you.

  • hbmuzik

    “That’s retarded, sir.”

  • Mario Leone

    a bar of chocolate has a higher IQ than rachel jeantel, will be watching for fun

    • Cyborg3K

      That’s racist!

      • The Bob

        Okay, a bag of hammers. That’s whitey talk.

        • SpinMeNot

          Being a woodworker, my extensive collection of hammers is offended that you think Musket is smarter than all of my hammers, when placed in a bag.

  • BAW

    He had already interviewed Robert Zimmerman, Jr. I watched the video yesterday. The Zimmerman family should be very proud of how well he represents them all. I was amazed by how poised and well spoken he was while effectively rejecting Morgan’s most egregious nonsense. There’s already that video, making Morgan look like the fool he is, Zimmerman shouldn’t waste any more of his time on a show no one watches.

    • The Bob

      Yes and he didn’t take any crap off of Piers who was trying to make him feel guilty.

  • M F Scotto

    Um, there’s a reason nobody wants to interview her… And you know it… That’s why she’s a last-second fill-in. I might tune in just to see this train wreck. Nah.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Good for GZ’s brother, Jeeves Morgan can bore the few viewers he may have on his own.

  • Joe W.

    Rachel Jeantel!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! REALLY??? That sad sack of junk food is too stupid to order dinner at McDonald’s. She ought to make an incredibly articulate, insightful guest on Piers Morgan’s unwatched show tonight. He’d get more animated conversation if he dug up Trayvon’s corpse and interviewed it, for God’s sake. Rachel Jeantel….Sheeeeesh..

    • Junior Greene

      HAHAHA, oh lord, the farther down I get, the better it gets.

    • Jeremy


  • fireandreamitchell

    That’s real retarded Piers.

  • OLLPOH ~ America


    • 62727782848688

      The same measure of judgment you mete out to others will be meted out to you. Matthew chapter 7.

  • Diane Stephan

    He’s just another example of a self hating white liberal.

  • Steve_J

    What could go wrong?

  • bill_a_bob

    Perhaps old piers better not dis her or she may pull out her 9 and bust a cap in this fool talkin crazy cracker asz.

    • Junior Greene

      I hate both of them, but I think I would her innocent by self defense is she did it..

  • bill_a_bob

    He better tell her that the Magna Carta isn’t super sizing your Popeyes.

  • Damien Johnson

    I don’t think it’s right to pick on Rachel Jeantel, especially since she can’t really help being a product of her environment, whichever it may be. Same as for George Zimmerman’s brother. The brother is also a product of HIS environment, whichever it may be. The animosity towards people who don’t deserve it should stop. In Jeantel’s eyes, she lost a friend. In Robert’s eyes, his brother George will never lead another normal life. And yet, neither George nor Trayvon were saints living. I say leave their associates out of it.

    • Sulla Felix

      What a lame ass excuse. It’s there environment. We were given MINDS. We ALL have the ability to rise from the muck. Your excuse is just another example of the ‘victimization complex’ in America.

      It’s never your fault. You can’t help yourself. What nonsense. When did self-worth become a vice? When did personal responsibility become a bad thing?

      She’s a 20 year old ILLITERATE. Whose fault is that? Not the environment’s. Not ‘the system’. It her bloody fault. Period.

      Don’t excuse her. There is no excuse.

      • Damien Johnson

        I’m not excusing her. I’m saying we shouldn’t pick on her for it. Yes, those things are likely true. She might be one of these people that talk in leet-speak over the internet. But she feels sorrow at this whole. If what she says is to be believed, Trayvon was one of the few people that didn’t treat her wrong. You know what they say about how even the worst person can do some good, and after seeing Trayvon’s pictures, texts, convos with friends and tweets, it’s clear he’s not the cherub the media tried to be. But what I am saying is; leave Jeantel alone at this time. If we’re giving Robert the same respect, as he’s dealing with the death threats to himself over Zimmerman, we should give Jeantel the same respect as she’s likely still grieving the loss of someone who was her friend, even though he was clearly no friend of society’s.

        • Theron McGrew

          Surely you are aware of the nature of the internet and Twitchy. It thrives on snark. The more cutting, the better. They respond as society in it’s purest form. Jaentel epitomizes this on many levels, making it easy to pick her apart. Target rich environment, if you will. For Piers to continue to keep her in the spotlight just will give more people more time to judge her and find her wanting. If this offends you, and you feel the need to defend her, then Sir, you have done so. If you think Rachel feels bad about her status, she doesn’t. Up until Trayvon was killed, her world was her oyster. She has no idea what is said on Twitchy, nor would she care. Remember, Sir, we are just Creepy Ass Crackers.

          • Worship Dancer

            no no no we are creepy ass CRACKAS. gotta get it right you know.

        • Sulla Felix

          You are excusing her. You are making her a victim. Of her environment. That’s an EXCUSE. Period. And ‘picking on her’ would be saying things that aren’t true. She’s 20 years old and STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL. She’s functionally illiterate, if not completely illiterate. There is no excuse for that and if we still apologizing for these people and EXPECT things from them we’d have less of this to talk about.

          • Worship Dancer

            exactly. boohoo poor pitiful me. all those mean CREEPY ASS CRACKAS who expect me to actually DO SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE.

          • 62727782848688

            At least she’s still in school. It’s wrong to take advantage of persons who have a learning disability through no fault of there own. Do you comment on sites where those with learning disabilities gather and shout in caps at them that they have no excuse for being illiterate? You come accross as arrogant, ignorant, and not possessing any empathy for those who are not born with the same level of brain functioning as yourself.

    • Wootsauce

      Apologetics are the reason things don’t change. Granted, bagging on her is also not the way to go about it but people need to realize that she is old enough to decide this isn’t the way to be. I hope this is the kick in the pants she needs to change her ways

      • Worship Dancer

        nah it won’t be. i sincerely doubt she understands sh did anything wrong, disrespectful, unintelligent.

    • Squirrel!

      I’m with you on this, but I will say that while she may be an uneducated product of her environment, that’s no excuse for how disrespectful she was while testifying. There was no need for her contempt toward the lawyers questioning her. She showed 0 respect for herself, the attorneys or the court with that attitude.

      • Damien Johnson

        won’t argue with that.

    • Junior Greene

      Sorry Damien, can’t agree for one reason. She was done getting picked on until she thrusted herself back in the limelight. Don’t you think it would have been better to just say “No Thank You” and go on with her life. But she had to get back in the limelight, why, who knows.

      • Don Truscott

        Prly 3000.00 reasons why ….

      • Damien Johnson

        I can respect that opinion.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™(KAdams)

          If she lied about her age to get out of being involved with this case, why do a 180 and appear on some talk show?

          • Damien Johnson

            wait she lied about her age? Sheesh, all the twists never stop.

  • $3838536

    Rachel Jeantel is just the sort of person with whom old Piers feels comfortable. Same level of intelligence, and all.

  • Marvin Nelson

    OMG, is he serious? He’d have more fun interviewing a brick wall than Rachel, who is sorely lacking in the brains department. Actually, I have a bag of hammers that is smarter than her. Oh, and she is a shining example of government schools at work.

    • Squirrel!

      But it will get viewers.

  • Ben Bollman

    Good for Robert Zimmerman, no need to reward stupidity.

  • WBee1 Proud Navy Wife

    Will Piers be paying her in Burger King gift cards?

  • Steve_J

    Maybe Musket will have the good fortune to meet a Trayvon Martin one night.

  • MTPockets

    I’ll need an interpreter. Piers is hard to comprehend.

  • Junior Greene

    I just feel bad about the poor person that will have to transcribe all that jiberish from the both of them. Might just buy the transcript just to see how it comes out..

  • The Bob

    Why is Piers Morgan still on the air? CNN must be desperate.

    • sharinite

      Because it’s CNN…and, don’t worry, there ratings are so low I don’t know why they don’t cancel the station 100%


    I watch the silly bastard because most of the time his guest make him look like buffoon.

  • Don Truscott

    Is it going to be translated to English i hope.

  • $472942

    Wow, an interview with someone who can’t speak any language known to mankind…

  • John Howard

    Piers is a garbage twit.

  • The Penguin

    Robert Zimmerman jr. is a class act.

    • conservativemomma

      So well spoken and in command of the facts. The truth is that the Zimmerman family is the all American family that makes our country great

  • 1SkepticalChick

    So Piers is doing comedy now?

  • @att ireland

    A gun is like a parachute. If you need one and don’t have it, you won’t likely need one again

  • robertloggia

    Will Rachel call any one “retarded” in any of the three languages she allegedly speaks which makes her smart?

  • Blu3Yeti

    Does he stand by these tweets like he stood by his pledge to leave the USA if we didnt pass any gun laws?

  • Nickel05

    He will spoon feed her questions where she simply has to say yes and no.

  • F. De Moraes

    PIers, make sure your staff does not use cursive to coach her responses as she is unable to read cursive!

  • Chip

    Piers upset because guys usually don’t pull out?

  • Grumpy Old Fart

    Why shouldn’t his tweets be garbage? Everything else about him is.

  • neoface

    Rachel Jeantel appears to be slow or brain damaged like Piers Morgan. Why wasn’t Piers Morgan deported already????

  • Lienathan

    I saw Robert on Piers’ show the night of the verdict and he was very well spoken, calm, and collected. Piers was rude, snotty, and acted like the southbound end of a northbound horse.

    I am really surprised Robert didn’t walk off the show, I would have. A little shocked he’d consider another appearance at all.

  • carolhaka

    Seriously, unless the woman has some kind of learning disorder that can’t be overcome, she should be put into custody and held until she minimally completes the 1st grade. And, she definitely should be put on Michelllllllleeeeel’s diet plan.
    I also think she probably goaded TM into fighting, to which, in an alternate universe, should mean she should be facing criminal charges herself.

  • Jeremy

    I think Piers did this on purpose so,he wouldn’t get schooled by Zimmerman again.

  • Stan

    That girl made a fool of herself in court, now she goes on TV with another fool. Too bad no one will see her this time since Sir Piers has no viewers to speak of.

    • AZWarrior

      This is what our nation will look like if the leftists continue to be elected. Want to live like that?

  • keyboard jockey

    I never watch Piers Morgan – he could light his whitey tighty’s on fire, and I still wouldn’t tune in.

  • AZWarrior

    Limey cracka.

  • Guest

    Wait, was that an interview? I thought she was auditioning for “Precious 2”.

  • Right Wired

    Has anyone checked Pier’s immigration status? Are we sure he’s here legally?