Ouch!

Predictably, there were two kinds of reactions on Twitter. The first kind of reaction was “loved it”:

The second type of Twitter reaction was “offended that Huelskamp doesn’t think Obama’s strong on border security”:

A third school of thought was that Huelskamp’s rather dated joke in regards to a former president who was impeached for lying under oath about “sexual relations” with an intern in the Oval Office is evidence that he thinks about sex too much. And by “he” we mean Huelskamp:

As Huelskamp’s quote makes the rounds, here’s some predicted media perspective:

  • mickeyco

    Please someone get EMTs to cavsfanaholic ASAP! Anyone who still trusts this man (Obama) COMPLETELY at this point needs immediate psychiatric help.

    • no_more_deceit

      Liberalism is a severe mental disorder.

      • Ronald Green

        It’s a disease of the brain, kinda like brain cancer.

        • highroller2012

          Good ole Redneck Hick Ronald Green kinda of like imbreeding which you are a product of.

          • Chris

            Is that supposed to be “kind of” or “kinda”? I could barely read your dribble because of your grammatically incorrect use of words….

          • highroller2012

            Chris you did get my meaning. Majoring in the Minors is why you dipsticks lost! Yet my taxes pay for your doublewide. Anything else?

          • Clete Torres

            At least he has a double-wide. How’s things in your mom’s basement?

          • highroller2012

            My Home is paid for thank you!

          • Clete Torres

            Good for mom that she got the mortgage paid up.

          • Chris

            Its not a double wide, its a modular, and to be honest, I am pretty proud of it!! Unfortunately though, it has a full basement, so I get taxed as a house.

          • Clete Torres

            I’ve seen those. This Old House did a modular home build a few years back, and it was REALLY interesting. I think Bob Vila did one too, on his show (after TOH).

          • Chris

            By the time we got done with mine, I wish Bob Vila would have done it. It took forever. It was in pretty bad shape when I bought it. Cant tell it now though.

          • highroller2012

            Damn! You give new meaning to innovation!

          • highroller2012

            Wow! Chris that’s impressive!!!

          • Chris

            No I did finally understand it. I deal with enough Morons like you on a daily basis at my JOB, that you figure out how to decypher incoherent dribble. I will make one thing perfectly clear, however, your taxes pay for nothing that I have. NEXT!!

          • highroller2012

            Why would you call you parents & siblings that. It’s not nice, someone has to deal with them. NEXT!!!

          • highroller2012

            Chris let me say I admire your dreams of grandeur & self importance, such a haughty little fella.

          • Chris

            What is the most comical, is that you have come on here to insult everyone from your Moms basement and have not made a single point yet. Calling names, making stupid comments, trying to elicit points from the “Grand One” who really doesnt care if you exist. If you have nothing of any importance to say, do us ALL a favor, go eat your cookies mommy made and, by the time you get up to read this, get ready for your afternoon nap. I know Mommy wont want her little baby getting too tired this afternoon….. Good day.

          • highroller2012

            Did I hit a nerve?

          • pdigaudio

            And like sheepshagging, which produced you.

          • highroller2012

            You have a problem with it?

          • lainer51

            FYI – it’s INbreeding, unless of course you are inbred, then it’s IMbreeding..

          • Clete Torres

            I find it telling that he can’t spell the source of his parentage.

          • highroller2012

            Oh Clete thou has said.

          • highroller2012

            Typo my dear lainer51 I really should put on my glasses when addressing you right wing nut jobs. Knowing you major in the minors.

          • Ronald Green

            It helps to take your head out of rectal defilade too.

          • highroller2012

            Why you want to put yours up there?

          • Ronald Green

            Obviously you are too stupid to remove yours so the question is moot.

          • highroller2012

            I think you want to get freaky with me. Don’t do you transgender guys.

          • lainer51

            Nice try, but lame, like ALL liberals

          • Ronald Green

            I accept your admission of defeat, when all you libs have is insults, we all know you have nothing to offer. I revel in your admission that you lack the cognitive abilities to honestly debate anything and all you’ve got is nothing. Makes my day.

          • highroller2012

            Revel in this Dipstick. You LOST so you obviously had nothing to offer! Now move on Mangy Maggot! Go sh– your drawers like your leader Ted Nugent.

          • Ronald Green

            Hahahaha.. you really are that stupid and petty… Have fun in La La land Sh_thead.

          • highroller2012

            Dude you are one whiny little girl STHU & move on!

          • highroller2012

            Sh_thead is your mother Doofus! Doofus-a foolish or inept person. Look under Ronald Green

          • Ronald Green

            Piss up a rope boy.

      • HWarrior13

        And unfortunately for the nation…highly contagious

      • highroller2012

        Can you say 2 terms?

        • alanstorm

          What’s your point? Do you have one? Will you enlighten us with your brilliance?

          GWB had 2 terms. Thus, he must have been a good president, according to you.

        • Clete Torres

          Can you say Republican-controlled Legislative Branch?

          It’s coming…

          • highroller2012

            No.

          • san rafael blue

            YES!

          • highroller2012

            san rafael blue STFU say yes for your mother!

          • highroller2012

            Are they like the elusive tooth fairy?

      • highroller2012

        Romenisia running rampant in this trailer park!

  • Kelly Layne

    just showing the obvious

  • William J. Miller

    This guy understands how to reach people. It get’s attention, yet can not really be disputed. The spaghetti-spines in leadership could learn a thing or two. Rep. Stockman, from my state (Not district. I’m happy with Louie Gohmert, though) is similar.

    Mr. Huelskamp can expect a donation, or four, from me for 2014.

    • highroller2012

      A fool & his money are soon parted. Give till it hurts Dipstick!

      • William J. Miller

        Don’t you have a bridge to guard somewhere from wayward goats?

        • highroller2012

          No..

  • Stephen L. Hall

    I used to have a book called “Wisecracks” from 1920 which was a compilation of one-liners listed by topic.

    That is a classic wisecrack. Loved it.

  • Amparo Howell

    He, he

  • highroller2012

    white trash up to their usual badmouthing!

    • ObamaFail

      Typical liberal racist that makes every criticism about the bad job Obama is doing into a racist remark. Seriously, don’t whine about racism if you are being racist yourself. We don’t bash Obama because he’s black. We bash him because he has no intention of doing anything that actually benefits Americans.

      • highroller2012

        Gary POS stay in your bubble, you’re only fooling your damn self. You know what you assholes say in your little huddles. Racism is live & well in America. Your hateful asses are no better than the Taliban @ least they don’t lie about their true feelings.

        • alanstorm

          “Racism is live & well in America”

          Sure is. So-called “liberals are doing their best to keep it alive.

          • highroller2012

            alanstorm good thing you’re not adding to it!

          • alanstorm

            Yes, it is. Good of you to notice. Too bad you can’t follow suit.

          • highroller2012

            You don’t get sarcasm do you? Oh well

          • alanstorm

            Oh, I get it. You just proved that you don’t, and never will.

    • Jack Deth

      Excuse me.

      Who the Hell are you calling “white trash”? When your liberal Democrat lord and Messiah before Obama, Bill Clinton was born in Hope, Arkansas.

      You may want to rephrase. Or run away like the brainless lib troll you are.

      • highroller2012

        BTW he has made president twice, something you will never be! And if anything I will add to it dipstick!

        • Mister A

          It’s hilarious that your first comment was “…up to their usual badmouthing!” #justsayin

          • highroller2012

            Say on Mister A

        • Jack Deth

          Due to the media and corrupt Unions being in Obama’s hip pocket. Rampant voter fraud (Districts in Philadelphia and Broward County, FL do NOT miraculously, for the first time ever vote 100% for a presidential contender), Low Intelligence Voters (of which you appear to be) and the IRS, DoJ, EPA and DHS going after Conservative organizations.

          • highroller2012

            Is this Breibart, Hannity, Beck or your own theory? You Goobers are laughable! And entertaining may I add.

      • highroller2012

        You Goobers crack me up!

      • highroller2012

        Hell no I will not excuse your sorry a##, That’s the problem excusing you POS

    • Jeremy

      The only trash is you for that comment.

    • Patriot

      I’m surprised the troll hasn’t deleted his comment, like they often do, after they get schooled by the wiser members of this comment gallery..

      • highroller2012

        KMA I’m bending over now, but first can you say 2 Terms?

        • Jim Denney

          Voter fraud + GOP stupidity = 8 years of collective misery, Kenyan style.

          • highroller2012

            You turds still looking for excuses, LMBO Romenisia should hurt!

          • Clete Torres

            Wow, your rapier-like wit is sharp today, yes?

          • highroller2012

            Thou ole Clete hath said today, no?

    • tops116

      Looks like another liberal troll that needs a sense of humor.

  • Renee Amber Hollister

    _The Left believed that _Ø_
    Was their cure
    For ALL that Ailed them..

    _Ø_ (or what ever his name is)
    And his minions peddled
    A
    worthless concoction of Lies
    Quackery, Pretenses and Deceit.
    All
    conveying a False Image
    To his starry-eyed followers.

    Painting White
    Onion’s Red
    And Persuaded His Gullible Followers
    They were Big Juicy
    Apples,
    So, Eat your Fill.
    And all y’all look parched,
    We have a
    special kool-aid
    Just for our ‘chosen’ drink and
    Be refreshed.
    I’m here
    for you, I’m your
    Everything.

    ______________NOT

    Aside from
    being Despicable,
    And a Arrogant Tyrannical puppet
    It is Resoundingly
    Clear that he Is
    And Forever will be the Worst of all
    American
    presidents,
    An Utter Failure,
    Incapable leader,
    False
    Intellectual,
    He’s as …
    Transparent as A Brick Wall
    Downright
    Opaque..
    Through-&-Through _
    A Disgrace to the office.
    A Pitiful,
    Wretched man _

    Why was his law license inactivated in 2002?
    Why was Michelle’s law
    license inactivated
    By court order?
    There is only one Barack Hussein
    Obama
    According to the U.S. Census
    But he has 27 social security numbers
    and countless
    Aliases. The SS# he uses now was originated
    In
    Connecticut where he is not ever reported to live.
    No wonder all his records
    are Locked Away

    To those who voted for him,
    You have elected the
    biggest unqualified fraud
    That America has ever known.
    This is the
    biggest scam ever perpetrated
    On the American people. YES WE
    CON!

  • BoscoBolt

    Tweet PERFECTION.

    Simple, to the point, and yes, anyone with a brain would agree.

  • neoface

    How about trusting Obama with the border is like trusting Jan Napolitano is actually a woman. LOL!!!

  • Bathing Suit Area

    I will never understand the fascination that right wingers have with the clenis.

    • tops116

      Maybe you should do what you were lecturing others to do not too long ago: get a sense of humor.

  • Jeremy

    I love it! and it’s great to see those liberals getting all upset over it.

  • V the K

    …. or Hillary Clinton with your daughter.

    • Clete Torres

      …. or Hillary Clinton with your daughter Consulate staff’s safety.

      FIFY, V.

  • http://apostrophejones.com/ Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Some group recently named Slimy Willie “Father of the Year”.

    I guess Weiner will get it next year.

  • Gallatin

    Trusting obowmao with border security is like trusting shrillary clinton with Ambassador security.

  • Kaya Hund

    Trusting Mr. Obama with border security is like trusting an IRS employee with an agency credit card.

    • dagnytaggart

      I think it’s more like trusting an IRS agent with personal information…

  • tops116

    Trusting Obama with border security is like trusting Eric Holder with a supply of AR-15s. Ya just know oversight is gonna go out the window.

    By the way, how many of the liberals bemoaning what Huelskamp said are the first ones to bemoan conservatives’ “lack of a sense of humor” when the shoe’s on the other foot? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

  • Bill Board

    Trusting Oblah blah with border security is like trusting Oblah blah won’t lie. It ain’t gonna happen.

  • highroller2012

    Poster Children gathering for their usual bashing, bad mouthing warped view of any one that looks different from them. Like chickens throw them a little feed, they starting running & clacking, about as smart as chickens. Like CongHuelskamp

    • Jim Denney

      Go back to HuffPo, they’ve been looking all over the short bus for you.

    • eeddggy

      I think you meant to on to Commie. com. This is an American site.
      You will find plenty of Lefties to commiserate with there.

      • highroller2012

        That’s the problem you are incapable of thinking Dipstick!

    • alanstorm

      Your comments about other poster’s intelligence would have more effect if you could demonstrate some of your own.

      Sadly, we see no evidence of this yet. All we see are insults and inane non-sequiturs.

      • highroller2012

        alanstorm dude, you have to many comments. Why don’t you just call me & we can dialogue. If not just accept my middle finger & move on!

        • alanstorm

          You have no idea what you’re talking about. We are aware of that already; you can stop proving it.

          I have too many comments? Typical liberal lack of self-awareness.

          • highroller2012

            Well where’s the surprise here? Ole alanstorm doesn’t know what I’m talking about. I love the way your kind feign Ignorance or are you? that is the question?

          • alanstorm

            I know what I’m talking about. You are simply spewing out poorly-considered and even more poorly-assembled strings of words, convincing only the voices inside your head that you’ve scored any points. Much like any other four-year-old.

  • capisce

    Give that man a cigar – or would that be inappropriate in this context?

    • highroller2012

      I’ll give him a swift kick in his a##

  • eeddggy

    With Obama, it is your son you need to protect.

    • highroller2012

      And don’t forget your Chicken Hawk daddy, even animals are not safe around his Redneck a##

  • highroller2012

    You fine outstanding good Christian Americans can give it out, but you can’t take it. I have more respect for the Taliban & Westboro Church than you self righteous Hypocrites! With a capital H Chris

    • MJ Pauls

      You seem to be very hateful and angry. I’m sorry and will be praying for you.

      • highroller2012

        Thank you!

      • highroller2012

        It concerns me who you are praying to.

        • MJ Pauls

          Why?

          • highroller2012

            Satan doesn’t answer prayers

          • MJ Pauls

            Good thing I don’t pray to the father of lies.

    • alanstorm

      You’re so cute! It’s very entertaining to watch you wave your impotent little fists in the air, like a 4-year-old who can’t get his way.

      I’ve noticed the liberal trolls around here talk a good game (or at least talk a lot), and when they get called on it they delete their comments and go sulk. May you follow in their ignorant footsteps.

      • highroller2012

        If you say so Oh Great alanstorm!

        • alanstorm

          I do say so, infant. Deal with it. Oh, right – you’re a liberal – dealing with anything more complex than dressing yourself is a challenge. One that you have yet to master.

          • highroller2012

            Are you offering to dress me Ole alanstorm? that is the question?

  • MJ Pauls

    My congressman! Go, Tim!

    • highroller2012

      Will you be praying for him too?

      • MJ Pauls

        Yes.

  • johnmully

    That’s how we roll in Kansas baby! That’s my Congressman!

    • highroller2012

      I wouldn’t share that if I were you. There are some civilized states that don’t go for the group stuff you ppl are involved in.

      • johnmully

        WOW talk about combing through the archives here! First off I have lived in Kansas since 1975 after being born in Seoul 71, from my beautiful Korean mother who btw recently passed from cancer! I am a military brat and I also served 6 years in the Army. I’m 6’4″ 275 and have lived in many states and loved all of them but Ks is where I call home! So please tell me if I’m oversharing here! So take that “civilized states” crap shine it up real nice, turn that sombitch sideways and stick it up your candy @ss!!!

        • highroller2012

          Dude your ‘Grand Standing’ is cracking me up!

        • highroller2012

          was your daddy white?

  • jack

    Boy, have you got that right. I wouldn’t trust either one of them with a box of nails.

  • lainer51

    BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • highroller2012

    Nitwit, Halfwits & Dumbshits you guys are a hoot!

    • alanstorm

      Is that the name of your organization? It fits.

      • highroller2012

        Nitwit is your mother, Halfwit is your drunk daddy, so that makes you Ole Dumbs—!