The passenger who reportedly stood up and claimed that everyone aboard a flight from Hong Kong to New Jersey had been poisoned was taken into custody after the plane landed:

Twitchy will monitor this story and update as more details become available.


Editor’s note: The title of this post has been updated for clarity.

  • GrindingMills

    Was Kareem Abdul Jabbar flying the plane?

    • IceColdTroll

      I’m sorry, son, but you must have him confused with someone else. His name is Roger Murdock. He’s the co-pilot.

      /But that’s not important now.

      • LinTaylor

        Surely you’re kidding.

        • IceColdTroll

          ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!

          (Surely you didn’t think I’d go for the EASY one!)

          • GrindingMills

            Joey, have you ever been in a… in a Turkish prison?

        • 2ifbyT

          He’s not kidding. And don’t call him Shirley. :)

  • RememberSekhmet

    I hope this dude just forgot his meds today, and the “poisoning” is just a paranoid delusion.

    • DeadlockVictim

      “Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit taking my meds.”

    • Ed Dantes

      Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

  • Ed Dantes

    I haven’t seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert

  • Darren

    Twitchy Team, wanna take a look at this… kind of shines a new light on this story.

  • AZWarrior

    Having eatened the food on a United Airlines aircraft before, it is entirely possible he was right.