You can’t make this stuff up:

What, too soon?

What’s next? The IRS advertising a job opening for a dance instructor?

  • tops116

    How ironic. The one job Obama can create and this is it.

    • Uncle Dave

      That’s the exact word I was thinking … what Irony … I don’t know whether to lough or scream …

  • Clorinda Madsen

    My husband is a mathematician by education and he loves it. He hasn’t had much luck finding a math oriented job partly because he hates academia. So he does computer programming instead. Everyone keeps asking him why he doesn’t get a job with the government. All the things coming out in the last few weeks are exactly why he doesn’t want to work for the government.

  • V for Vendetta

    Can I bring my own explosives? Calm down NSA if you are watching. I am KIDDING!

  • Finrod Felagund

    “I know all about that stuff. I’ve been exploited all my life.” — Elwood Blues

  • TocksNedlog

    Must be willing to throw yourself under the bus, if detected.

  • capisce

    “Digital Exploitation Specialist”
    Anthony Weiner still looking for interns?

  • Uncle Dave

    If I recall correctly, NSA stands for, No Such Agency … but they don’t seem to be keeping much of a “low profile” these days.
    I just keep thinking back to that scean on The Simpson’s Movie; there is a room full of row-after-row of computer work stations monitoring phone calls and who knows what, and one guys stands up and shouts,” Hay! I found him! The US Government actually found somebody they’re looking for!!”

  • MarcusFenix

    Waiting for rinodino to say Bush created this job and posted it on the site, because of the Patriot Act……..