<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>Twitchy</title><link>https://twitchy.com/media/feed/</link><description>Twitchy: Hilarious Political Commentary &amp;amp; Current Events</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2026 10:49:29 -0500</lastBuildDate><item><title>WaPo: Even the Right Is Debating If Hyper-Feminine ‘MAGA Face’ Has Gone Too Far</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[It was back in April when this editor was introduced to the concept of "Mar-a-Lago face." NPR's long-running podcast called "Code Switch," whose tagline is "Race. In Your Face," taught this editor that apparently, the MAGA movement has an "aesthetic loyalty test" that you must pass, especially if you're a woman. "The MAGA look — you know the one: dramatic eyeliner, long, wavy hair, sheath dresses — is a defining feature of President Trump's Republican Party," they explained.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2026 21:00:11 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/33/ca76ce33-e232-4cd9-9a15-a42f813d27c9.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/07/wapo-even-the-right-is-debating-if-hyper-feminine-maga-face-has-gone-too-far-n2434199</link></item><item><title>Scott Jennings Slaps Down CNN’s Kasie Hunt’s Attempt to Blame Stephen Miller for Alex Pretti’s Death</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[‘Journalists’ and their fellow Democrats are having a meltdown over President Donald Trump naming Stephen Miller as his chief of staff. They’re being dishonest about his ability to work with others; one ‘journalist’ is even blaming Miller for the death of a crazed anti-ICE thug.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2026 17:30:02 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Warren Squire]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/331/6baeaae3-30b2-4c0c-9b07-d3be3f04316f.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/07/scott-jennings-kasie-hunt-blames-stephen-miller-for-alex-pretti-death-cbp-n2434184</link></item><item><title>Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan Apologize, Make Donation to Gun-Grabbers Everytown </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[As our own Grateful Calvin reported earlier on Saturday, withered crone Jennifer Welch and her sidekick on the I've Had It podcast, Angie Sullivan, had lost a slew of sponsors after having a good cackle on Thursday over the idea of digging up Charlie Kirk's body and "doing it again." The loss of advertisers must have caused some pain, because Welch and Sullivan issued an apology that never would have come if the clip hadn't gone viral. To show that they're serious about gun violence, the pair announced they'd made a donation to gun grabbers Everytown for Our Lives. That's just what Kirk would have wanted — a donation made in his name to an anti-Second Amendment organization.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2026 16:00:01 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/342/ca8ae817-b443-400d-83d2-a38e423e5e1b.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/07/jennifer-welch-and-angie-sullivan-apologize-make-donation-to-everytown-gun-grabbers-n2434200</link></item><item><title>Bill Maher and Guest Torch Teachers Unions for 3 Minutes, Then Make It Awkward for an MS NOW Journo</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Back in July we told you that Corey DeAngelis obtained the National Education Association's business agenda, and let's just say that the country's largest teachers' union doesn't seem to be focused on actually educating children (ditto for the American Federation of Teachers under Randi Weingarten).]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2026 15:21:42 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/01/awkward.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/07/bill-maher-and-guest-torch-teachers-unions-for-3-minutes-then-make-it-awkward-for-an-ms-now-journo-n2434207</link></item><item><title>Politico Vies for Pulitzer With Latest Scoop: Katie Miller Supports Her Husband (GASP!)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[It never ceases to be hilarious how furious Democrats get when people refuse to bend the knee to them.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2026 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/32/c29b5c0c-8141-4cdb-8e77-b2134578c18d.PNG" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/07/politico-vies-for-pulitzer-with-latest-scoop-katie-miller-supports-her-husband-gasp-n2434190</link></item><item><title>Jennifer Welch's Podcast Loses a SLEW of Sponsors After Her Vile Giggling About Charlie Kirk</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Yesterday, Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan were having a grand old time, cackling demonically at the suggestion that the Left should dig up Charlie Kirk so that they can kill him again.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2026 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/04/consequences.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/07/jennifer-welchs-podcast-loses-a-slew-of-sponsors-after-her-vile-giggling-about-charlie-kirk-n2434181</link></item><item><title>Ratio Alert! CBS Newshounds Ask Why Fuel Prices Are Falling and Get Plenty of Help</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Gas prices were a major issue in the weeks leading up to Tuesday's midterm elections, and the Democrats (whose past policies do nothing but make energy more expensive) made making gas cheaper a major campaign issue. Yeah, we laughed too but obviously many voters fell for it.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2026 12:39:09 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/271/6ed0f39c-2225-4466-9611-35c053b116d1.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/06/ratio-alert-cbs-newshounds-ask-why-fuel-prices-are-falling-and-get-plenty-of-help-n2434173</link></item><item><title>Demonic: Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan Cackle Endlessly About Killing Charlie Kirk Again</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[When we say that the battle in America right now is not right vs. left, it's good vs. evil, rest assured that we are not being hyperbolic or dramatic for extra clicks.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2026 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/342/ca8ae817-b443-400d-83d2-a38e423e5e1b.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/06/demonic-jennifer-welch-and-angie-sullivan-cackle-endlessly-about-killing-charlie-kirk-again-n2434156</link></item><item><title>Chris Hayes: Elon Musk Did Libs a Favor by Turning X Into a Fetid Swamp of Feral Right-Wing Freaks</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Hey, look … there's one person on the Left who's posting about Elon Musk without calling for him to be subpoenaed or killed and his companies seized and nationalized. MS NOW's Chris Hayes thinks Musk actually did Democrats and progressives a favor by buying X and stopping the censorship and shadow-banning of conservatives, because now those right-wing freaks post like cartoon movie villains and think it makes them look cool. Um, here's your list of freaks posting like cartoon movie villains and thinking it makes them look cool:]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2026 20:00:37 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/282/a42447d5-9d47-4b2a-92ce-da35508695ae.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/05/chris-hayes-elon-musk-did-libs-a-favor-by-turning-x-into-a-fetid-swamp-of-feral-right-wing-freaks-n2434145</link></item><item><title>Only Three Decades Too Many: Salon Announces That It Is Ceasing Publication After 31 Years</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[When even a blue wave midterm election can't save your failing leftist propaganda outlet, that's a pretty good sign that your outlet&amp;nbsp;really sucks.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2026 18:30:00 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/36/d9bee0cd-49e6-4332-ae79-5c41894cf458.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/05/three-decades-too-many-salon-announces-that-its-folding-after-31-years-n2434152</link></item><item><title>Coincidence? NYTimes Names Special Elon Musk ‘Reporter’ As Dems Threaten to Kill or Imprison Him</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Democrats successfully duped millions of Americans with their fake ‘affordability’ messaging, but they’re now gearing up for their real post-election mission — destroying Elon Musk. They’re already promising investigations, subpoenas, and possible trials for the multibillionaire who dared to back President Donald Trump. Don’t worry, they have help. On cue, a New York Times ‘reporter’ has announced that she's tasked with digging into Musk’s life and company. This is at the same time Democrats are going crazy with their new power and ramping up their efforts to obliterate him.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2026 16:30:00 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Warren Squire]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/163/0797218a-e0b8-4f95-b5d8-9792b54ca362.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2026/11/05/nyt-times-now-has-reporter-covering-elon-musk-just-as-dnc-wants-to-open-investigations-on-him-n2434116</link></item><item><title>Daily Show Posts a Really Tasteless Joke About Lindsey Graham After His Sister's Loss</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Remember last month when The Young Turks' Cenk Uygur teased a bombshell that was going to shake up the political landscape?]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2026 21:00:18 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/194/143d50d3-f064-4128-a633-98190f2b8790.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/04/daily-show-posts-a-really-tasteless-joke-about-lindsey-grahams-sister-n2434087</link></item><item><title>Greg Gutfeld Has a Preview of the Next 2 Years of Dem Congressional Control and What Happens in 2028</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[There are some fairly predictable things happening the day after the Democrats won control of the House of Representatives and Senate when the Democrats took the midterm elections yesterday. The price of crude oil has dropped quite a bit (go figure!) and the stock market was up sharply, probably because of a couple years' worth of gridlock coming up. After all, the market loves predictability.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2026 18:32:22 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2021/266/01907bf4-7c1d-4580-826d-28d76970e4b9.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/04/greg-gutfeld-n2434109</link></item><item><title>CNN 'Journalist' Overheard Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud About Democrat Wins</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The Democrat Party is celebrating after gains in yesterday's midterm election, and that obviously includes some "journalists."&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2026 09:42:00 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/175/6f611dc5-a6b2-41ed-8782-ae756233d9f5.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/04/cnns-journalist-spotted-saying-the-quite-part-out-loud-about-dem-wins-n2434076</link></item><item><title>Dana Perino Drops El-Sayed Cheerleader Jessica Tarlov's Excuses for Dems Bashing Haley Stevens</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[We're in the midst of the midterm election results coming in, and one of the most prominent races is the race for the Senate seat in Michigan.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 21:43:06 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Doug P.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/100/7939d40c-787b-4ed2-b715-c6dbf975a6d7.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/dougp/2026/11/03/dana-perino-had-enough-of-jessica-tarlovs-excuses-for-democrats-bashing-haley-stevens-n2434073</link></item><item><title>2026 Election Night Live: The Results Are in… and So Are the Hot Takes, Memes, and Meltdowns</title><description /><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 19:00:46 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Twitchy Staff]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/307/aa03e08a-e210-4ded-96e4-8628dc09d291.png" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/twitchystaff/2026/11/03/2026-election-night-live-the-results-are-in-and-so-are-the-hot-takes-memes-and-meltdowns-n2434067</link></item><item><title>Ta-Nehisi Coates Tells an Idiot's Tale of Haley Stevens ‘Waking Up and Choosing Violence’</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The butthurt among Democrats caused by Haley Stevens endorsing Republican Mike Rogers for Senate in Michigan over Abdul El-Sayed hasn't dissipated one bit. Stevens has been called "vermin-like" by X's biggest misogynist, Keith Olbermann, and compared to a used condom by James Carville. Vanity Fair decided to get in on the game by giving space to Ta-Nehisi Coates to explain that Stevens' betrayal "isn’t a story about party intrigue" but rather "a story about Stevens waking up and choosing violence."]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 18:00:35 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/194/b7c20d27-0812-4765-9ba4-be6b6b370baa.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/03/ta-nehisi-coates-tells-a-tale-of-haley-stevens-waking-up-and-choosing-violence-n2434063</link></item><item><title>On Brand: Jessica Tarlov Wants Democrats to Hide Their True Intentions From American Voters</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[We can always count on leftist pundit Jessica Tarlov to say the quiet part — and usually the extremely stupid part — out loud.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2026 17:00:00 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/170/b239d4ef-df20-49b8-b6cf-8c8a169c345c.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/03/on-brand-jessica-tarlov-wants-democrats-to-hide-their-true-intentions-from-american-voters-n2434059</link></item><item><title>Dallas Morning News Runs ‘I’m a Republican, but…’ Piece Written by Paid Democrat Consultant </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[The Dallas Morning News fell for it. Gina Hinojosa is the Democrat nominee for Texas governor, running against incumbent Greg Abbott. A Republican who is breaking ranks and voting for Hinojosa, Suzanne Bellsnyder, penned an opinion piece and sent it to the editors of The Dallas Morning News, who decided to run it on the op-ed page on Sunday.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 23:00:13 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/250/b3c19483-4397-4faa-84c8-09ee3a56f66c.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/11/02/dallas-morning-news-runs-im-a-republican-but-piece-paid-for-by-dem-consultant-n2434027</link></item><item><title>The Detroit Free Press Wants Everyone to 'Meet' Haley Stevens' Fiancé (Guess What They Led With)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Never let it be said that the leftist legacy media does not understand its assignment as foot soldiers for the revolution.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 19:30:19 -0500</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Grateful Calvin]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/15/838b1da5-55d2-497d-958f-a739ab4fc1c9.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="0" /><link>https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2026/11/02/the-detroit-free-press-wants-everyone-to-meet-haley-stevens-fiance-guess-what-they-led-with-n2434038</link></item></channel></rss>