<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"><title>Twitchy</title><link>https://twitchy.com/category/global-news/feed/</link><description>Who Said What</description><language>en-us</language><lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 May 2026 00:16:28 -0400</lastBuildDate><item><title>Cuba's Dumb Move: Amasses Attack Drones, Threatens Strikes on Guantanamo, U.S. Ships &amp; Key West</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Apparently, Cuba is getting awfully big for its britches and has acquired drones they intend to use to attack America.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 18:50:47 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/209/da9bb986-12e2-4cf8-9263-c799f18b06c2.png" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/05/17/cuba-has-acquired-drones-n2428301</link></item><item><title>Democrats Bet on a Fraud: The Trust-Fund Kid Dressed Up as Maine’s Oyster Farmer</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[As crazy as it seems, the Democrats are standing behind Graham Platner for their Senate candidate in Maine. One might think the Nazi tattoo was disqualifying, but hating Jewish people is clearly a selling point for today's Democrats. Now, the internet is uncovering even more lies from Platner.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 17:00:24 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Democrat Party]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Maine]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Senate]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Susan Collins]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Graham Platner]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/124/041265ed-981c-49cc-8194-56a8e217c62b.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/05/17/more-graham-platner-lies-n2428299</link></item><item><title>Miracle Ejection: Two Navy Fighter Jets Collide and Explode Over Idaho Airshow</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Two U.S. Navy jets collided in the air during an airshow in Idaho.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 16:12:42 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Idaho]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Military]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[National Security]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[USA]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/215/5f90ef0d-6965-4f02-a273-b4bee21363f8.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/05/17/navy-jets-collide-gunfighter-air-show-n2428297</link></item><item><title>We Chose Travel Scrapbooks Over Babies — DINK Couple’s Peak Cringe Flex Gets Absolutely Torched</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[A young couple who has chosen to remain childless posted a video boasting of their travels and explaining why they've foregone parenthood.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 15:50:38 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[2026 Elections]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/265/b8cf876e-ecdb-4e78-902b-43ea90690010.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/05/17/travel-books-young-childless-couple-n2428296</link></item><item><title>Political Polls Shows Outcomes for 7 GOP Names Who Voted to Convict</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Political Polls lists the outcomes for seven Republican names who voted to convict.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 15:49:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Jacob B.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2025/295/1ebc65d5-f14c-4322-91dd-19c2182086c4.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/jacobb/2026/05/17/political-polls-shows-outcomes-for-7-gop-names-who-voted-to-convict-n2428300</link></item><item><title>Margot Cleveland Describes It As Disciplining, Not Childishness</title><description>&lt;![CDATA["This is his way of imposing discipline so he can get things done," tweets Margot Cleveland. "Many Republicans mistake this for childish petulance."]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 15:27:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Jacob B.]]&gt;</creator><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2022/39/21cf4e95-7e52-4359-933f-5accc85f9b66.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/jacobb/2026/05/17/margot-cleveland-describes-it-as-disciplining-not-childishness-n2428298</link></item><item><title>Brian Stelter Shares a Bad News Poll for AI</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[A poll result about AI is shared by Brian Stelter, with the quote, "If AI were a candidate for political office, it would be losing in a landslide."]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 14:12:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Jacob B.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Brian Stelter]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/288/937c2e37-6e6e-45a9-94f5-c332be6b466f.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/jacobb/2026/05/17/brian-stelter-shares-a-bad-news-poll-for-ai-n2428295</link></item><item><title>James Woods Predicts Coming Virus Hype</title><description>&lt;![CDATA["Here we go again," tweets James Woods. "The mainstream media lapdogs will ramp up the Ebola and Hantavirus "outbreaks" for the midterms, all to promote mail-in balloting. We've seen this before, guys."]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 13:57:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Jacob B.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[James Woods]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2018/266/ba0c6d98-c904-44f1-b85c-31d0ba724417.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/jacobb/2026/05/17/james-woods-predicts-coming-virus-hype-n2428293</link></item><item><title>But TRUMP! Mollie Hemingway Takes Chris Cillizza to the CLEANERS for Lame Take on Bill Cassidy's Defeat</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Is it just our imagination, or do people who hate Trump talk and post about him more than those who like and support him? For example, Chris Cillizza was quick to 'blame Trump' for Bill Cassidy's defeat.&amp;nbsp;]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 12:05:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[2026 Elections]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Chris Cillizza]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[X]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/251/3888b867-64ba-4e8b-acb3-8b8c86e3cf55.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/05/17/cillizza-cassidy-dont-cross-trump-nope-n2428286</link></item><item><title>Jessica Tarlov Insists Trump Doesn't CARE if Americans Struggle and Greg Gutfeld Ain't Havin' It (WATCH)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[What makes these posts about Jessica Tarlov even funnier to us is that we often find them on her feed, where she has shared them because she thinks they make her look good. And then, when you watch it, that's not the case.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 11:45:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Jessica Tarlov]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Video]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[X]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2025/324/d2975d45-3fed-443b-93ce-bb0420c47aa4.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/05/17/gutfeld-tarlov-doesnt-care-about-the-financials-n2428288</link></item><item><title>Bully Louise '10-Effin'-1' Lucas BEGS for Virginians to Help Pay Her Legal Fees and HOOBOY, Was THAT Dumb</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Sounds like Senator Louise Lucas is in trouble.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 11:20:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Crime]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Democrat Party]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[FBI]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Lawsuit]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Senate]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/126/e82571ae-ec43-4e3f-aaec-14e6f62af108.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/05/17/louise-lucas-begs-va-for-money-to-help-with-legal-fees-n2428283</link></item><item><title>*SNORT* Spencer Pratt's Reaction to Nithya Raman PREENING About Possible Trump Endorsement Is PERFECTION</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Nithya Raman is very upset that Trump may endorse Spencer Pratt.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 10:40:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[2026 Elections]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Donald Trump]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Karen Bass]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Los Angeles]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Spencer Pratt]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/219/0f9ed74f-7776-4e26-af91-ab0a4456bd30.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/05/17/spencer-pratts-reaction-to-nithya-raman-screeching-about-trumps-possible-endorsement-is-perfection-n2428290</link></item><item><title>The SILO Heard 'Round the World! AOC Embarrasses Herself During Rant Against Desegregation (WATCH)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez delivered what was supposed to be a rousing call to arms at a voting-rights rally in Montgomery, Alabama, over the weekend. 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WATCH Squatter Steve Cohen BOO and HOO During Chris Cuomo Interview (Vid)</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[As Twitchy readers know, Democrat Squatter Steve Cohen has officially dropped out of his race in Tennessee, since he can no longer pander to one demographic during the race and has to actually think about what it means to serve every Tennesseean. The man who once ate a bucket of fried chicken during testimony is very upset and has decided that, since he'd have to work at getting elected this time, it's better to take his bucket of fried chicken and go home.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 08:50:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Sam J.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Video]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[YouTube]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/127/dc31862b-7b0a-494e-bac2-195400396e18.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/samj/2026/05/17/cohen-cries-on-live-television-n2428289</link></item><item><title>The Doctor Is Out: Incumbent Bill Cassidy Loses Louisiana Senate Primary</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Republican Bill Cassidy of Louisiana became the first incumbent senator since 2012 to lose a primary, falling to Trump-endorsed challenger Julia Letlow and John Fleming.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 07:00:00 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Eric V.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[2026 Elections]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Bill Cassidy]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Donald Trump]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Louisiana]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Republican Party]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2024/352/059d2562-5faa-46d7-b972-9755a87146d4.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2026/05/17/the-doctor-is-out-incumbent-bill-cassidy-loses-louisiana-senate-primary-n2428285</link></item><item><title>Mr. Science Says the Blue Reflecting Pool Will Just Support Even Greater Algae Growth</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[This editor has done several posts this week about Reflecting Pool Derangement Syndrome. The Cultural Landscape Foundation filed suit to stop the painting of the Reflecting Pool, calling it "solemn and hallowed." Flashback news reports to President Barack Obama's $34 million renovation of the Reflecting Pool had citizens calling it "nasty."]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 23:30:01 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Donald Trump]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2026/131/ea7bc955-be80-45f1-b21c-703eba9da038.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/05/16/mr-science-says-the-blue-reflecting-pool-will-just-support-even-greater-algae-growth-n2428281</link></item><item><title>WaPo: Woman Says Her Toddler Would Still Be Alive If ICE Hadn’t Deported Her </title><description>&lt;![CDATA["She was deported without her toddler. Then ICE blamed her for his killing." That's the story The Washington Post is going with. Tragically, a toddler is dead, but it's sick for The Washington Post to frame the story this way. How many times have we heard from (former) members of Congress like Eric Swalwell that ICE is deporting four-year-olds with cancer, or little five-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, who CBS News relayed is in therapy and "still living with the trauma" after his mother refused to unlock the door and let him in.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 23:00:52 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[Honduras]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[ICE]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Illegal Alien]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Illegal Immigration]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Washington Post]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/202/19e7d8dc-afe8-430f-b310-5e958a156c7c.JPG" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/05/16/woman-says-her-toddler-would-still-be-alive-if-ice-hadnt-deported-her-n2428265</link></item><item><title>New York Mag: Canadian Rapper Drake Is Following the MAGA Playbook by Releasing Music </title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Drake is a very popular singer and rapper from Canada who has had enormous success. 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Even the media can't keep up. As Alex Thompson points out, The New Yorker just corrected its profile of Platner, noting that he bought his house with a loan from his father.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 21:00:26 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[Brett T.]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[2026 Elections]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Democrat Party]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Military]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Susan Collins]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Graham Platner]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/tw/images/up/2023/293/dd6de20f-33d4-47c4-bcac-8626b7efd377.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/brettt/2026/05/16/graham-platner-tells-the-nyt-that-susan-collins-voted-to-send-him-to-iraq-n2428277</link></item><item><title>Mother Jones, Ro Khanna, and Code Pink? Stephen Miller Blasts Thomas Massie's Bizarre Left-Wing Love-In</title><description>&lt;![CDATA[Stephen Miller, Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy and Homeland Security Advisor for President Trump, is very confused about some of Thomas Massie's latest endorsements.]]&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2026 20:30:34 -0400</pubDate><creator xmlns="dc">&lt;![CDATA[justmindy]]&gt;</creator><category>&lt;![CDATA[2026 Elections]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Donald Trump]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Republican Party]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Stephen Miller]]&gt;</category><category>&lt;![CDATA[Thomas Massie]]&gt;</category><enclosure url="https://media.townhall.com/cdn/hodl/2026/59/56880386-3464-4c6f-8a25-7a1a1df7d30c.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="123" /><link>https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2026/05/16/stephen-miller-thomas-massie-n2428280</link></item></channel></rss>