President Obama — who directed his attorney general to pursue The Little Sisters of the Poor all the way to the Supreme Court to force them to provide abortion-inducing drugs as an Obamacare health benefit — will visit a mosque next week in part to stress the importance of religious freedom in the United States of America.

Um, hello? The invention of the digital clock?

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Ignorance like that is why it’s so important that the president make this visit.

Vox is probably working on one now so Valerie Jarrett will have time to approve it.

Rep. Keith Ellison, the only Muslim in the House of Representatives, is both #FeelingTheBern and cheering on President Obama.

The Washington Post reports that the president is making the visit “to celebrate the contributions Muslim Americans make to our nation and reaffirm the importance of religious freedom to our way of life,” according to a White House email Saturday.

The email adds that the president believes the mosque visit will help demonstrate that “one of our nation’s greatest strengths is our rich diversity and the very idea that Americans of different faiths and backgrounds can thrive together – that we’re all part of the same American family.”

We’re hoping the event breaks out in a drum circle like the Muslim Women’s Solidarity Event in San Diego, or at the very least that Vice President Joe Biden again declares his award-winning “absolute commitment” to the freedom of religion.

Oh, them? Back to the Supreme Court Oct. 30 to appeal their case at the risk of being fined out of existence.

  • John Howard

    Well, for once there will not be a need for Secret Service protection or sweeping the building for bombs. That is, after all, the religion of peace.

  • MoxieLouise1

    Yeah. Freedom of religion. Little Sisters of the Poor, Hobby Lobby, Chick-Fil-A, Memories Pizza, Masterpiece Cakeshop, etc. etc. etc.

  • lCOYAR

    Besides terrorist attacks, what “contributions” did Muslims do for the United States?

    • Hillarybilly

      One was able to get Obamacare passed and put his name on it for good measure.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      You know I hate it when people say shit like that. There are no Muslim contributions and all that crap.

      What about their superb demolitions teams? Could you bring down a building of 100+ floors any faster I ask you?

      • Hashtag pundit

        Well, according to the vast majority of Bernie voters, the Muslims were framed by GWB and the military-industrial complex.

        • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

          Yes I understand that now. Where can I get a pet Muslim do you know?

          • Hashtag pundit

            I know of one that will need a job come next January…😁🍾🎉

          • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

            How much?

          • TCDave

            Please don’t say you would PAY for that worthless….#%@#$

    • Ashram13

      At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy theorist, would infiltration into the upper echelons of government via the Muslim Brotherhood count?

      Of course, that can be argued as a detriment to the country, not a contribution for it.

    • Acuda4me ✓Please!

      Educating on the art of goat f—–g?

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    Seriously, what contributions? I’m not trying to be rude, I really can’t think of any.

    • MoxieLouise1

      CAIR??

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Honor Killings, FGM, acid attacks, rapes and Sharia law.

    • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

      Responsible for increases in plumbing and fertilizer industries.

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    There was that urban renewal project in lower Manhattan they started. Too soon?

    • bil_g

      If it wasn’t too soon for the Donald to use it as a cheap comeback…;)

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      No because clearly it was interrupted. There was a mosque to be built there, remember?

  • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    ” Especially with all the HATE coming from the GOP”
    The GOP doesn’t HATE Muslims. Conservatives don’t HATE Muslims.

    Muslims HATE free people. Muslims HATE gays. Muslims HATE strong women. Muslims HATE non-Muslims.

    BLM HATES whites and all non-Blacks.

    Dems HATE conservatives.
    Obama and Trump HATE anyone that stands against them

    • Victoria Richardson

      Why bring Trump into this?

      • tops116 ✓Quipper

        Because like Obama, Trump is a far left liberal and a lifelong Democrat. Sheesh, Victoria, try to keep up.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

        Because like the Won, Trump can’t stand it when people don’t kiss his ass. Because like the Won, Trump is a divider and DANGER to this country.

    • interestedobserver2

      Yeah it’s sure “hateful” of Republicans to want to actually prevent gang rapists and militant terrorists from entering the country. Because the real value of love is only demonstrated by how many handicapped kids or theater-goers you can kill, and how many white women you can rape, right muzzies?

  • alanstorm

    “Pres Obama to visit mosque in Baltimore next Wednesday to celebrate contributions of Muslim Americans…”

    Like the “contributions” in San Bernardino?

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      And the guy in Philly who simply wanted to kill a cop in the name of allah and the 2 art critics who went after Pam Gellar.

      • bil_g

        Don’t forget “workplace violence”.

        • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

          Definitely can’t forget that.

  • DaveInIA

    I never want to see a picture of that kid again. He had more vacation trips during his overextended 15 minutes of fame than I will experience in my lifetime.

  • LucienCordier

    I hope he doesn’t radicalize them while he’s there.

  • Dwayne Mountain Dew Camacho

    Are we sure that his presence isnt going to be used as a recruitment tool for ISIS?

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Obama’s inept foreign policy is already the best recruitment tool ISIS could ask for.

  • Orwellian_Dilemma

    You mean like the muslim contribution of getting strip searched and groped when you want to fly on an airplane?

  • texastommy

    They’re aren’t any contributions of Muslim Americans. None. Zip. Nada. Zero.

  • Andrew

    Y’all a bunch of haters. Their list of contributions is just as long as the list of Hillary’s achievements as Secretary of State.

  • HENCHMAN 0804

    Islamophobia a made up word to silence critics of Islam.

  • ArmchairMike

    If he just list their positive accomplishments he could just do that with a twitter post and have enough characters left of to list them twice.

  • Stephen

    Darn, didn’t get my straight, white, Catholic, employed, father who lives with son and mother of said son, good credit, no debt, proud to be American celebratory presidential visit. Better luck next time I guess.

    • LucienCordier

      Check your white privilege. Good credit is racist.

    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      And you don’t have any other baby mamas? Well then.

    • http://www.libertynewsonline.com/regional_301.php RTater

      Would you want one? I wouldn’t.

  • NeoKong

    Will he bring his own prayer rug …?

  • Sanchez

    Andre Carson is also a Muslim Congress member.

    • Katepatate

      From my state, I am ashamed to say, but that precinct re-elected his horrible mother again and again. It’s mostly black and Muslim. He will be a congress member as long as it remains that way. I wouldn’t vote for a Muslim if you gave me a million dollars. I love my country too much.

      • John Howard

        Andre Carson was 81st in a class of 88 at the law enforcement academy. He brought his *cough* high intellect to Congress. Mom willed her seat to him.

  • Hotlanta Mike
  • Hotlanta Mike
    • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

      That looks about right.

    • Katepatate

      Most civilizations have changed their mode of dress through the centuries. Not middle eastern Muslims.

  • john lecorchick

    remember Snake Pliskin? Escape from New York?
    Any district capable of voting in someone who wants to implement sharia should be considered hostile and sequestered

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

    But yet President narcissist douchebag doesn’t respect Christianity religious freedom.

    • Kenton Clarkson

      I vote that no one but Mommy gets to call obama a “douchebag” because she does it better than anyone else.
      Kinda like Sammy Davis Jr saying “It was a stone gas, man”…no one could say that like Sammy

      • Mary Mommy Happy 2017!

        Obama brings out the angry bitch in me. Lol

        Aww! Hugs. Thanks. 😉

  • Hashtag pundit

    Wait: President Stampy foot McPerpetual lecturer isn’t berating them for their intolerance of the religious freedom of others?!? Guess that would make too much sense.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    ‘Debra’ needs to get out more….not a lot of GOP people beheading people of other faiths, throwing gays off of buildings and mutilating little girls….

    • Hashtag pundit

      Perhaps he should ask them how they feel about abortion and gay marriage.

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  • Victoria Richardson

    I cannot wait until Obama is out of office.Its Christians, who are suffering, but Obama does not give a flying crap about that. Muslims have made Europe impossible to live in. No not all Muslms are bad, the radicals one are, but they are not held accountable for their actions from the Muslim community. Thank you Obama for throwing Christians and Americans under the crowded bus. How about standing up for Christians or once, no you don’t like Christains, you must really hate us and dispise Christains. I hope Ministers and Preachers boycott the White House prayer breakfast. Let Obama hang out with his Islamic friends.

    • Katepatate

      The fact is, no matter that there are a few decent Muslims, Islam is not compatible with a free people. Women, especially are in danger in Muslim controlled countries.

    • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

      It’s not the Muslims that are bad, it is Islam.

    • Kenton Clarkson

      I can’t wait for all the insider dirt to come out.
      The one thing about little barri is that he is despised by the D’s and will NOT have any level of power and influence as Bubba has post-presidency. They will be as glad as we are to be rid of the malignant narcissist, they just will not say it.

  • ReeFungorio

    Of course the Uniter in Chief feels it’s necessary for his illustrious visit to be to a mosque that has proven ties to terrorism and the Muslim Brotherhood. Remember when this guy said he was concerned about “optics”? That idea is certainly over.

  • Katepatate

    Exactly what contributions have Muslims made to our country? I cannot think of one. Meanwhile, their brethren continue to treat women abominably, rape children. crucify people, behead people, destroy ancient shrines, kill, maim, and wreak havoc wherever they may be. Of course Obama is visiting a mosque. Helping them plan their next attack on the United States I would surmise.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “And to your left, President Obama, is our wing dedicated to honoring those in the Middle East who toss gays off rooftops. Would you like to take your picture here, Mr. President?”
    “Um… no.”

  • JMigyanka

    The contributions:

  • Jeff Henderson ✓Bona Fide

    Six million Mormons in the US and less than 3 million Muslims. Why doesn’t Obama see fit to recognize the contribution they have made? I can actually cite some of their contributions.

  • Tessa from Texas

    Seeing that clock picture again, I am just amazed that someone hasn’t taken his cool idea and mass-produced it–yes, totally amazed.

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    Religious freedom except if your the Little Sisters Of The Poor. Then, not so much.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    Hate to be the Secret Service on THAT detail!

  • marcus tullius cicero

    ….

  • TTTCOTTH

    Suitcase clocks and building demolition are all I can think of.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    “101 Pressure Cooker recipes.”

  • Dan Abbett

    Obama on Muslims: “Celebrate contributions to America.”
    Obama on Christians: “The Crusades and stuff.”

  • Kenton Clarkson

    Dear POS muslim-loving America-hating traitor/closet homosexyall obama,
    Deliver this message in Tehran or Riyadh where it is needed, you FING TOOL!
    Thank You, An American

    • Penny✓ItsSoFluffy! #GoBolts!

      Tell the class how you REALLY feel!! 🤔 Not sure it came across very clearly.

  • Tom

    Gonna be a short fucking list.

  • Chandler/aka WordFollower

    The biggest contributions they’ve made haven’t been to America but to the afterlife.

  • Eric Botena

    Will the President lecture Muslims about their crusades against Europe? The ones where Europe nearly fell and Spain was 90% conquered?

  • ToyZebra

    If Obama is a Christian like we have been told, it’s a very odd choice. If he’s a muslim or muslim sympathizer, it makes perfect sense.

  • Americawon

    This mosque has deep terrorists ties to the Muslim Brotherhood. You cannot make this stuff up. I suppose he’ll get his own prayer rug. I’d rather he was on his way to his 52 virgins. Of course, I don’t know what he do with them, but that’s his problem.

  • globalcrap

    Contribute what ? Murders of innocent Christians, beheadings, burning innocent Christians alive. Your religion the book of Satain

  • BorderLine Guy

    Adnan Syed’s mosque