As Twitchy reported Thursday night, pop star Demi Lovato hit the stage in Iowa City to stump for Hillary Clinton. Students from the University of Iowa seemed to enjoy the show, although many, many Lovato fans on Twitter urged the singer to dump Clinton and #FeelTheBern instead.

Lovato has promised to post photos from the event, which we assumed Clinton had attended despite an absence of coverage. As it turns out, those students who turned out hear Clinton and not Lovato might as well have stayed in their dorms, as Clinton — who claims she will match her endurance against anybody — did appear, following up her opening act with a five-minute speech before calling it quits.

  • Kevin Giltrud

    And after all of this nonsense. Hillary still won’t get the “young chick” vote!!!

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      Problem was, her PR people thought she said “Blue Tick” vote.

      http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/2/25051/445944-tick_graphic.jpg

      • tops116 ✓Quipper

        “Does this mean the outreach to Die Fledermaus in New Hampshire is off?”

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        Patrick Warburton is a gift to humanity. H. Jon Benjamin too.

    • Arttie the Deplorable

      Kankles was eyeing the cleavage again,.

      • oldshortfatboy

        She does seem to like looking at sweater puppies.

    • nukethedems

      Demi’s just old enough to work as an intern for the wicked witch of the west wing.

  • FaithColeridge33

    The news isn’t that her speech was five minutes long. The real news is she was able to make it that long.

    • Ashram13

      At the risk of delving into sexual attacks like liberal democrat supporters tend to do, she should know that there is medication to help her with premature ejaculation if she can’t make it as long as she needs to…

      • Don Reed

        Clever!

    • Don Reed

      When she got to the end of the first minute, she auto-looped and started from the top again. The arena was empty by the time she got to the top of the 3rd minute. Poll takers outside asking fans if they knew who she was. 43% responded that they had heard concluding remarks from Monica Lewinsky & 25% thought that Demi should have staged the encore with more music instead of a political speech and that she should get a better hair dye job and lose some weight.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      Her exoskeleton was good to go, but some campaign staff idiot only programmed her CPU for five minutes.

      Her cult is lucky she didn’t shut down and reboot on stage.

      • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ
        • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          I wonder if Bill reprogrammed her with “Baby Got Back”…

          I’m just sayin’…

      • MarciaTheMurkyMuse🌠 Variegated

        Or anything else on stage.

  • Acuda4me ✓Please!

    #demisowhite

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      That’s why she’s standing next to that extremely pale ghoul in the picture.

  • twfuller

    If Hillary gets indicted, who will be the more surprised – Hillary, herself; or, all the low information Hillary supporters that don’t even know she is under investigation by the F.B.I.?

    It never ceases to amaze just how overprotective the MSM is of Hillary and all the corruption that surrounds her. And it further amazes to behold how many people are still so ignorant of just how corrupt, how criminal, Hillary is.

    Hillary needs all the support she can get from her loyal followers. And she only gives them five minutes of her time. That ought to send signals to her fan base. But if the synapses aren’t firing in their brains with regards to the looming corruption charges, chances are they will continue to misfire when Hillary insults them by brushing them aside after only five minutes.

    Granted – after five minutes, Hillary has completely run out of all her talking points anyway.

    • Acuda4me ✓Please!

      Kinda like those folks who went out on the Defense of Bill Tour before the Blue Dress surfaced?

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

      I understand she’s used so many excuses that the next one on the list is:
      “It was the one armed man”

      • Arttie the Deplorable

        USSS neglected to remove the clump of kryptonite at the podium, Kankles had to leave while there was still an ability to totter out.

        • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

          I thought it was because somebody pranked her and put water in her water glass under the podium instead of the vodka required in her list of demands.

      • Lamontyoubigdummy

        US Secret Service agents from the 90’s still call Bill’s man parts “the vast right wing conspiracy”.

        • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

          “Vast”?

          • Lamontyoubigdummy

            Well…he’s cheated on Hillary in more territory than Lewis & Clark covered.

    • JohnFLob

      Hillary is like a tsunami, we won’t know the damage until the waters recede..

  • D_Allen

    That’s still 5 more minutes of attention & engagement than she gave to Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty, Tyrone Woods and the survivors of Benghazi.

    • The Dragon

      *mic drop*

  • sizemorew

    She’s the pick of the head of the DNC. Why would she need to worry about impressing the voting masses?

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    This might be a first: young people being angry when a senior citizen stops talking after only five minutes.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Well, here’s the video of her speech, so judge for yourself:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kH3sjFmpaE

    • StotheOB

      Sounds much more like Bern to me

  • Lamontyoubigdummy

    She was busy backstage trying to get off the phone with the FBI.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    “She has no substance to discuss!”

    That’s an inherent problem with all liberals: Hillary, Bernie, Trump…

  • globalcrap

    How can these young liberal voters like an old lying Benghazi woman, who left four Americans behind to die, and commits criminal activity ?

  • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

    Five minute speech huh? I’m guessing nobody agreed to her six figure speaking fee, so she gave them exactly what they paid for when you break it down in words spoken for dollars paid.

  • Ashram13

    Here’s a suggestion to Hillary for easily making a speech that exceeds five minutes: a written confession for all the crimes she should be guilty of.

    • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

      Who can talk for hundreds of continuous hours without taking a break?

      • Ashram13

        Considering all the flattery from Hillary’s zombies, she should be able to barely manage it.

      • Arttie the Deplorable

        As she proved at the debate potty break.

  • Donald-Now 3x as Deplorable

    She only talked for five minutes because she found out Bill was talking to Demi backstage at the 4:45 minute mark of her speech.

  • Orwellian_Dilemma

    So, a post-menopausal woman encouraging ‘tweeners to get pregnant so they can kill and sell their babies is what passes for entertainment these days.

    • Lamontyoubigdummy

      Hey, she’s got her granddaughter political prop.

  • Magnifico

    Like waiting for the next Will Farrell movie. Gonna be bad.. ..very bad

  • Suck It Up Buttercups

    I’d love to ask Lovato a few questions about how much she knows about Clinton.

  • manickernel

    Everyone was leaving, she did not want to be speaking to an empty house.

  • san rafael blue

    I’ll know Hillary is 3rd Rail Desperate when she puts her hair up in 2 tiny balls, and does a video with Miley Cyrus’s Bowling Ball. This while nude under sparkly body paint

  • Petrucio14

    And THAT is the way to clear a concert venue in a hurry!

  • StotheOB

    …they only got to see Hillary for 5 minutes?

    Lucky people!

  • JosephBloughs ✓Viagrafied

    Hillary’s fans: Tools,
    Every. Single. One.

  • wharfrat

    The few fans Lovato has were tortured enough listening to the crap she sings and then Hillary ended it all with a speech?,that was more torture!!!

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Five minutes? They should be counting their blessings…

  • Doc Farmer✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ ᵈᵉᵖˡᵒʳᵃᵇˡᵉ

    Another d-bag for the trash heap, @WA…

    • The_Kat ✓vilified

      Amazing that with all the words that trigger moderation around here that Twitchy can’t pick out a few from the repetitive script of the spammers’ crap.

  • [email protected]

    Hillary’s speech was just a distraction to give old Bill 5 minutes alone with Demi back stage.

  • Alexxthegreat

    One thing is clear…..Hillary knows how to attract the ‘STUPID’ vote.

  • S-A-E

    Whoever that young woman is in the picture with Hildebeest, she doesn’t look too comfortable and she doesn’t want to get too close.

    Could it be that both Clintons are predators?

  • Arttie the Deplorable

    Aaaaannnnnd another 5 minutes of dead brain cells.

  • JohnFLob

    Hillary may been killing time. Just waiting for the line to shorten at the rest room.

  • nukethedems

    “Yes America, we’re coming for your children.”

  • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

    who claims she will match her endurance against anybody

    Until she needs a potty break, of course.

    • Dan Cochran

      That polyester pantsuit is covering up her XXL-size Depends.

  • sgb1

    All she does is spout the liberal meme of the day. She has no original ideas. She is a follower and not a leader.

  • Dan Cochran

    Dumi Lovato is obviously on board with the “First Woman President” bandwagon. There is simply NO OTHER reason why anyone would want to vote Hilary the Harpy into the WH.

  • ricoliv

    Numbskulls who base their votes on celebrity endorsements are bound to get the disappointment they deserve. The problem is, the rest of us may be forced to suffer as a result of their brainless choice.

  • marcus tullius cicero

    …AWOI… Is more than corn!

  • Jerry Shelton

    They are complaining because they had to listen for five minutes, they should be happy that they did not have to listen to her for hours.

    You could add up all the speeches Killary has made for this campaign and you would have hours of nothing.The 5 mins should be counted as a blessing

  • Kenton Clarkson

    “Empowering” wymon and precious minorities
    Saving the environment
    Helping “struggling families”
    Fighting for the “middle class”
    Making everything “fair” for everyone
    Demonizing “the rich” who never pay their “fair share” of taxes
    Blah blah blah…
    Same crap sandwich, same routine, over and over
    H will “continue the same progressive policies” of the imam, yet if they had worked should not all of our problems have already been solved?
    It’s getting old H and you are a felon, you heartless Bee-otch

  • HiltonHead_Dude

    Does she really think, when push comes to shove, that young women today will vote for a 70 year old woman, all in the name of feminism, when that very 70 year old woman was leading the charge to destroy other women who had charged her husband with rape?

    Simple question.

  • Girl who talks with her claws

    I figured a 5 minute speech was a gift. Who wants to listen to that drivel for more than 5 minutes?

  • RedDeplorableSoloCup

    Demi, still not over her mental issues I see.

  • Richard Dean Anderson

    Demi, I liked you as a conflicted, confused, idiotic addict with self esteem issues…but I just can’t abide the Hitlery love.

  • Daniel Freeman

    She must have thought something bad was about to happen. What could be worse for her image than blowing off fans with a five-minute speech?

    — fainting on stage
    — urinary incontinence on stage
    — anal incontinence on stage

    What’s your guess?

  • whatev…✓ yo’self.

    How much did she charge?

  • ronald larson

    She is still a lying scumbag and will have to answer to a higher court. GOD