We’re not sure why the New York Daily News insists on tweeting previews of the next day’s front page, unless the idea is to send people on a desperate search for a paper copy in the morning to make sure it wasn’t some awful dream. Knowing that reporters from the Boston Globe volunteered to deliver the Sunday paper themselves, we wouldn’t put it past the Daily News reporters to have donated their own blood to print the front page.

Particularly tasteful is the description of the president’s measured plan to “stop the crazies,” even if it goes against the federal government’s own HIPAA laws regarding privacy of medical records.

Be serious: the president was broken up over the memory of living children whose lives were tragically cut short; of course he’s grateful for women’s health care.