It’s easier to get the joke if you hang out with Harry Reid like Nancy Pelosi does; then the Koch Derangement Syndrome sets in. In a pre-taped comedy bit introducing the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Pelosi got to deliver this zinger:

 

  • Matthew Koch

    She looks like a ferret.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      That was used for cryogenics testing.

      • bullet2354

        After being hit by a truck.

        • Peyton

          I saw her before she got hit by the truck. This is actually an improvement.

          • bullet2354

            I thought you would say “poor truck” 😉

        • ThankMeNow

          Between her and Harry, I don’t know who’s nuttier. Nancy stutters when she lies and that practice has become so commonplace, she sounds like a human beatbox 24/7.

    • grais

      Ferrets look natural.

    • Ty in TX ✓ᵇᵒⁿᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      That’s an insult to ferrets.

    • Gary Hart

      That is a very mean and cruel thing to say…what did the ferrets ever do to you?

    • right_on

      But doesn’t act like one…ferrets go after vermin of the rodent type….as in “ferreted out.” Instead, she seems to breed vermin in order to spread the disease known as “liberalism.” Heh….

    • rennyangel2

      Worse, she eats like a ferret. And he joke is not worthy of a ferret. And none of this is fair to real ferrets.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I wonder how much it would cost to plant a bunch of people in the audience of her next speech and get them to stand up and in unison holler,
      “YOU TELL EM FERRET FACE!”

    • Guest

      That’s very insulting to ferrets.:)

    • Canned Heat

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    The left’s Koch Derangement gets more pathetic every time they whine about them. As long as they are taking money from Soros, Steyer, and Unions, the Dems have no room to whine about the Koch Bros

    • SamKnowsIt

      Actually, that’s a false comparison generated by the Republican/Faux News propaganda team and regurgitated by those who apparently have no independent curiosity for fact. You can easily find objective comparisons and you do NOT have to rely on propaganda. What a wonderful world! http://boycottkochbrothers.com/kochvsoros.shtml
      http://www.republicreport.org/2014/unions-koch/

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        So you’ve been infected with the Koch Derangement syndrome virus, apparently.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        You call “the Lucky Sperm Group” serious facts? LMAO

        • Hot_wings

          Pay no attention to SamKnowsSh*t , the latest bedwetting troll. As for lucky sperm, it seems clear Mommy swallowed the best parts..

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        Boo!

      • Republicanvet

        So, Steyer really didn’t publicly offer a bribe of $100 million to the Democrats to deny Keystone?

        I’m sure all those media outlets will be running corrections any day now.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          Meh, he has real facts…like “lucky sperm”.

      • Republicanvet

        By the way, you forgot an H near the end of your name.

      • nickdqwk
      • nickdqwk

        Charles Koch: I’m Fighting to Restore a Free Society

        Instead of welcoming free debate, collectivists engage in character assassination.

        http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB…86

      • Ironside

        You really have a knack for digging up unbiased sources, don’t you. You must be gunning for Jen Psaki’s job as the hashtag states pox.

      • Frogmouth

        So a website called boycottkochbrothers is “objective”.

        I think that word does not mean what you think it means.

      • MidAtlanticWoman

        Democrats are terrified by the effectiveness of the Koch brothers. Plain and simple. So, they live rent-free in their political minds…

      • ThankMeNow

        Yes….Media Matters is a wonderful resource…..idiot. Are you that fuggin stupid?

        It’s tearing you apart that Fox news is the ONLY news source that did not sell its soul and journalistic principles for some idiotic socialist agenda.

        This is what happens when racists vote in a skin pigment instead of a leader. Yes, it’s true……if you voted FOR Obama to somehow cement your openmindedness or cultural evolution and ascension into the elitists’ plateau, you are as much a racist as those who voted against him because he’s biracial.

      • PatriotRG

        its false because ? you say its false. Got it.

      • Jerry Camp

        Objective – You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it does.

    • rennyangel2

      I didn’t even know who the Koch Bros. were until they were about to buy the LA Times. And they should have bought the entire Trib Corp–which would have brought op ed. pages on the LA Times, Chic Trib, Hartford Courtant, Baltimore Sun, and several other papers, a tv new show and cable channel. We need then better as an entry into the MSM than any PAC.

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    “Oh, and the evil Fox News, we’d love them if they’d only get with the program and start covering for us instead of actually reporting on what we’re doing!” – Democrats if they were honest.

  • AmericanMom

    Pelosi and Reid have the Koch Bros up their kazoos and can’t get them out. If it irritates these two democrat rumdums, so much the better.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

    All Nancy Pelosi knows how to do is put one hand in working folks pocket and the other on the federal checkbook. Spend…Spend…Spend…

    Koch Bros actually use their money to help simulate the economy. Something that Nancy Pelosi greedy self will never do with her billions of personal dollars.

    • David

      They also give millions to good causes. Charles and David Koch should be heralded as great Americans who employ 60,000 people, pay taxes, produce great products and are very generous.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    The difference between Nancy Pelosi and a tattoo (if you’re a fella, anyway) is, you probably WOULD want to go and get a tattoo, if you got drunk enough.

    • Meech204

      Lets try it a different way. The Koch Brothers & tattoos are the same as both get under the skin of the Liberals…..

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        The Kochs, to the Liberals: “Don’t you know, little fools, that you never can win? Use your mentality– wake up to reality!”

  • Chip

    On a more serious note…

    • Jay Stevens

      I always thought that with her air of perpetual startlement, she looks like someone just goosed her.

    • Super Marsupial

      ”Oh-oh! I brain sharted……from both ends”

    • genes ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Remember when your granma said “If you keep making faces, your face is going to freeze like that”?

  • waltzingmtilda

    Boehner.

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Right? What the heck was he doing in there?

  • Maxx

    Curious….are the Koch brothers required to pay property taxes for their real estate inside Pelosi and Reid’s heads?

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!
  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    Come on…use the “lucky sperm” link again….it makes me giggle. Not only are the left beta males, but they must have beta sperm too.

    • Super Marsupial

      that’s so cisheteropatriarchal. or some other scheisse in the new leftist wordology book (dictionary is cis….[email protected] too)

  • AZWarrior

    As opposed to George Soros, a known Nazi collaborator?

  • AT

    Is…. is he suggesting that the Koch Brothers are dangerous because they’re immortals?

    Are the taxpayers seriously going to have to fit the costs for legislation to find the Highlander?

  • yourmamatoo

    Boy the liberals are desperate.
    Their middle school mentality is just plain embarrassing.

    • Bill Phillips

      Hey Dude …lighten up …gurls ‘just wanna have fun’! …I meant to say gargoyles!

      • yourmamatoo

        Yeah really 🙋

  • Terry

    Do you realize how many people lost their jobs and their pensions because GM FAILED? Geez, read a few other net mags and get a clue.

    • Kenneth A. Lee

      Not to mention the Billions the bailout cost the American taxpayers.

  • http://weaselzippers.us/ CaryF

    Nancy Lagosi – do you not see the irony in your “humor”?

  • Ironside

    “That was so funny I forgot to laugh”- Gilda Radner as Lisa Loopner

  • Frogmouth

    GM has approximately 68,000 US employees.
    Koch Industries 50,000.
    So…

    • David

      I believe I am right, but Koch Industries employs about 60,000. I am trying to find out if GM counts dealerships and their employees as GM employees. As I understand the data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics it includes those employees.

  • Beentheremovedaway

    They are ALL fu%^ng actors!!

  • Beentheremovedaway

    And, and , and why isn’t Joe driving his bitchin camero??

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Heh, Nancy got a bigger laugh the last time she claimed Obamacare was working.

  • MemorialDime

    She admits that they can’t get rid of the Koch Brothers, but that won’t stop them from slanderizing them anyway.

  • Dan13

    I’m sure the line was delivered with impeccable comedic timing.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Bless her heart, she’s doing her best to turn the Koch brother’s into the democrat bases bogey man, but most of the base don’t know who the Koch brother’s are, and the rest think they make men’s suits.

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/mens/suits/0216,default,sc.html

  • CheekyMonkey1

    The Koch brothers should pull out the tape of nnnnnannnnccceee blabbing, “Mr. President, where are the jobs?” during the GWB years and make an ad out of it.

  • Conservative Pitbull

    I can’t tell who’s laugh is funnier. Pelosi or Hillary Clintons. Once they get started is all you need to vote red this November.

  • John Howard

    Ordinarily, I would advise such a lousy comedienne with ‘don’t give up your day job.’ But not in this case. Give up the day job. Please.

  • http://o.com CaptDMO

    How do you compare ANYTHING to GM using a “profits” meme?

  • notenoughtime

    Yawn, liberals need better material!

  • Nan231

    It’s pitiful when all the left has to run is hating the Koch brothers. What about all their glorious successes like health care, jobs and national security, not.

    • David

      The list of obama lies goes on and on – sorta like double roll toilet paper.

      • Kenneth A. Lee

        Nixon lied but no one died!

      • Dale McNamee

        And toilet paper has a purpose,is useful, and everyone’s glad to have it around…
        Unlike Pelosi & friends…

  • ThankMeNow

    When my mother-in-law’s Dementia moved into the advanced stage, we confiscated anything sharp or potentially dangerous from her room.

    So then why is Pelosi still allowed around a gavel?

  • gold7406

    for nancy’s constituents they thought it was hilarious. of course they thought the brothers were the “coke brothers,” well known pharmaceutical entrepreneurs in her district.

  • ThankMeNow

    Nancompoop…..

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Every time you think they’ve hit a new low, NO! They reach down and surprise you with new depths. I urge you to watch the 7 minute video above. This is YOUR VICE PRESIDENT!!!!!

    The Pelosi line about the Koch brothers is one small detail, although she debases herself in this video, along with John Boehner, who makes a cameo. He has now replaced McCain as the official Backstabber of the Repubs.

    Will we ever restore sanity to our government? At least a little maturity? This is SICK.

  • robert anthony

    Yeah, getting rid of free speech is such a pesky thing…now, speaking of ‘hard to get rid of’…she’s been in Congress for over 30 years now….how about some ‘equality’ for someone else?

  • LegalizeShemp

    Yes, these Communists haven’t stamped out every vestige of freedom yet, and it’s really bothering them.

  • rambler

    Mature people don’t need scapegoats. Mature people are too busy trying to fix things instead of formulating excuses for incompetence.

  • Billie Slash

    Their total operations employee 60,000 people.
    Its pathetic and desperate to demonize successful people who employ thousands. They do nothing illegal, and you Dems. just make yourselves look anti-American with your slander.

  • rambler

    The grand masters of theft are our political class in DC. They have stolen and mishandled more money than any other group. More of them are part of the 1% than any other group.

  • stuckinIL4now

    That’s sooooo original that you can easily substitute “Pelosi” for “Koch brothers” or… how ’bout this: “You know the difference between a tattoo and Nancy Pelosi? They’ll both be around forever, but botox will help only one of them look better.”

  • #NeverHillary

    pelosi IS the joke……

  • Michael Hannigan

    RE Pelosi: After her next skin tightening and facial lift, her anus is
    going to take its rightful place under her nose and her mouth will
    replace the void left by…well, you know what.

  • interestedobserver2

    “Botox obviously deadened Pelosi’s sense of humor”

    Nope, she’s just incredibly stupid. Pelosi: putting the “con” in Congress for over 40 years.

  • Zach Smith

    I wish we could get rid of corrupt and entrenched politicians.

    • Arkuy The Great

      We can. We just don’t want to.

  • right_on

    The Koch brothers actually give back to America, with their generous donations to cancer research, and other charities. That’s what wealthy conservatives do. The same cannot be said of wealthy liberals…their donations seem to always come around to benefit them, not America. Reid and Pelosi are perfect examples. They have become wealthier while supposedly “serving the public” (on a government salary?), and don’t much better than most of the politicians in each respective house. The ONLY thing they have done for the American people, is to harness them with massive debt, created a much larger slave class/welfare state, and decimated our military’s ability to protect America to the fullest degree.

    • jamson64

      Yep, but were supposed to celebrate Nan and Harry using other people’s money to better America.
      Aren’t they generous./

  • Arkuy The Great

    Speaking of which, has anyone else noted that the opprobrium from the left at “Citizens United” and the call for a “Corporations Are Not People” Constitutional amendment have all but disappeared lately? Could the fact that Tom Steyer is opening his wallet have convinced some loudmouths that it is best to tone it down?

  • Canned Heat

    Botox deadened her sense of humor? Doesn’t something have first exist, before it can be killed?

    • Dale McNamee

      And that’s not the only thing that her Botox treatments “deadened”…

  • Tessa I.

    It’s supposed to be a joke, but for some reason, all I’m hearing is “Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?”

  • Dale McNamee

    In every case, Pelosi’s “zingers” are “zungers”…

  • AT

    I just watched that HBO youtube video.

    The country is run by clowns.

  • wildwood15

    So basically this “dinner” has turned into a roast of Republicans and presidential opposition. It’s not about self deprecation. It’s not even about making fun of each other in good spirits. It’s about sponsoring an evening show with the White House having open license to malign its opposition. I realize all Obama events are pretty much this way, but to actually sanction it this way, sitting there shamelessly laughing and applauding, has go to be the next step toward the Hunger Games.

  • PNWShan

    Why is our vice president in a stupid video with an actress?!

    • Zefal

      “Why is an actress in a video with our stupid vice president?” Is another way to phrase the question.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    So, we aren’t going to talk about Pelosi’s million dollar investments in Del Monte, Starkist, and Heinz and her husband’s real estate investments, football team investments, let alone a vineyard, and she doesn’t bother to pay the workers $3.75 an hour. . .?

    Is she jealous cause her husband lost a few millions, and the Koch’s didn’t contribute to her Party Hardy way of Lying Lieberal Life Styles in the Hijacked Dimocrap Party?

    Surely she’s not hauling out the Victimhood Card as the Dictators Secretary???? The Poor San Fran Nan. . .Not so much, here…

    Source: http://www.therichest.com

    Politician Democrat Nancy Pelosi Net Worth

    http://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/politician/democrat/nancy-pelosi-net-worth/

    What # is she here???

    Source: http://www.rollcall.com
    50 Richest Members of Congress
    http://media.cq.com/50richest/

    We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
    OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
    (Mr. and Mrs.)

  • Fresh Mountain Air

    When the confusion of liberty and power confuses liberty with wealth, more demands for “liberty” can be conjured up to attack true liberty.