We guess you had to be there.

https://twitter.com/okaysureyeah/status/457337665328001024

https://twitter.com/okaysureyeah/status/457338264140414976

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  • JeffWRidge

    Another disgusting and unfunny lefty comedian. What a surprise. I’d hate to see how the left would talk and act if they weren’t so tolerant.

    • Republicanvet

      Is that what he claims to be? Other than the headline claiming he is a comedian, I couldn’t tell from the tweets.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        The lefties are the party of tolerance! /sarc

        In other news, I don’t believe I’ve ever thanked you for your service….apologies for my omission and THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR HERO!

        • Republicanvet

          Thank you, but I am not a hero. I did my job and managed to come home.

      • colonialmarine

        “Joe who?” Mande is a proven failure as a “comedian”, though for some unknown reason he’s touted by LaCroix™ fizzy bubbly water as their
        spokes “man”. FYI, their corporate twitter account is @enjoyLaCroix.

        Concerning the “bounty” he’s offered to assault a US Senator with a bodily fluid 18 USC 111(a)(1) (and in a following message entered into a conspiracy inconsideratus by way of an interstate telecomm network). The “eyes of Texas” (and our Nation) will be watching, should the US Capitol Police & DC US Attorney demur with partisan “prosecutorial discretion” when a conservative US Senator is threatened by the left.

        That, or just stand back & let Ted beat the snot of this worthless puke.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          Much like the bounty placed on George Zimmerman’s head, this will be ignored.

          • oliver guerrero

            Wish we could ignore you, you fool

        • Ken Alan Draper

          he’s a comedian like bill mahar is a comedian. he gets no airplay, does not headline, will never release an album of material, & will never play big clubs & larger venues. but he says incredibly ignorant & hateful things that left wing types think is exttremely funny. t’s not about having talent, it’s about feeding the hatred that festers in the left wing mind.

          • oliver guerrero

            I bet you know a thing or two about being a failure

        • http://twitter.com/newclasstraitor NewClassTraitor

          In some European countries, LaCroix is a brand of toilet cleaner (among other domestic cleaning products). Fits.

    • Summerwarmth

      Yes, but he is desperate to be the La Croix spokesman @enjoyLaCroix

      La Croix is a great company so I can’t imagine how they will feel being tied to a hater.

      • rennyangel2

        I wouldn’t be interested in it now.

  • JamesJinSC

    Gaystapo tactics

    • BitCoinBuyer

      thread winner!

  • Republicanvet

    More leftist values on parade.

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      It’s the cyber equivalent of the old exhibitionist flashing open his raincoat.

      It’s not even original. Imagine how small and uncool this wannabe hipster’s world is when he has to use a politician – Ted Cruz to get people to look at what a little pr1ck he is.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    This is leftist comedy?

    More proof they are in fact obsessed with their genitalia and forcing it on everyone.

    • oliver guerrero

      Shhhhhh…. Go back to bed grandpa, you should like a fool

      • James Cushman

        “You should like a fool.” Take your own advice troll.

  • JamesJinSC

    Mande is the one with UBER WHITE teeth on his photo – just sayin’…

  • sybilll

    He’s a official spokesperson for LaCroix. Wonder if they approve?

    • JamesJinSC

      I just tweeted them asking that very question.

      • Victoria Sturdevant

        So did I. I’ve never bought it and probably never will, now.

        • oliver guerrero

          You probably, couldn’t afford it anyway

      • sybilll

        I did as well. No response, but it IS Good Friday.

        • oliver guerrero

          They probably don’t respond to fools like you

    • Guest

      He’s not. That’s a joke.

      • Victoria Sturdevant

        They tweet him and offer coupons with his cd.

  • Victoria Sturdevant

    I could cry. This so very sad and wrong.

  • Zorro

    Democrats acting like, well, Democrats.

    • oliver guerrero

      Zorro? More like ZERO, you big loser

  • URGR82

    Offer the same for a leftist politician and you will have a visit from the FBI-at minimum

    • conservativechick

      That would be an act of DOMESTIC TERRORISM. Seriously! There was a woman who was charged for pooping in a cop car and some fecal matter got on the officer.
      It’s a sin that these sick people would say things like this Knowing he has two adorable, innocent little girls t home. I hope they never have to see this disgusting crap! Why did come to check my mail and see this? Errrr
      HAPPY EASTER ALL!

  • John Rebori

    I’m reminded of the Oscars,

    David Niven was presenting when a streaker ran past behind him. The audience laughed, Niven looked over his shoulder as the streaker left the stage. When everyone calmed down, Niven said “Isn’t it sad that the only laugh that gentleman will get is by taking off his clothes and showing off his shortcomings.” The crowd went wild.

    I think the same can be said of this comedian.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Or in this case, opening his foul mouth and showing off his shortcomings.

  • Maxx
    • Kimihiro Watanuki

      You ruined my breakfast! Thanks, Maxx!

    • Gallatin

      OMG!!! It is pajama boy.

    • LegalizeShemp

      Looks like what you would get if Groucho Marx raped the corpse of Phyllis Diller then pushed it down a flight of stairs.

      • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

        You’re a frickin poet!
        *sniff, dabbing eyes.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I think I found another brother…or something:

      • SkyePuppy

        No! No! Don’t include Christian Siriano with this uncomedian!
        When does Season 13 start…?

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          Did I stumble upon another guilty Project Runway addict?
          It can’t start soon enough for me. I even like Under the Gunn. Was hoping the straight guy would win this time. It is fun to see which guy is the first to burst into tears when something doesn’t go his way.

          • SkyePuppy

            Yes, you did indeed. I had no idea Under the Gunn was even on, since I don’t have TV service. Just internet. For Season 12, I had to purchase the season on iTunes. I might have to do that with Tim Gunn’s show, now that I know it’s out there.

  • makeupdiva

    there is nothing funny about this person – sad to call him a comedian – an insult to comedians everywhere

  • mlaslavic

    What we have all come to expect from those bizare liberals

  • DG

    What!

    The!

    Hell!

  • ERMERGERD

    Pretty vulgar and not funny. You can say gross things while still being humorous. i.e. South Park. This guy just sucks.

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Again, they need to revisit the definition of “comedy”, and look up “satire” while you’re at it. This is neither.
    You hear better (and less disgusting) trash talking in high school locker rooms.

  • DG

    Gross out descriptive’s is what passes for comedy these days? Say something completely vulgar and vile and BAM you’re a comedian?

    Talk about lowering the bar.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      And if you can combine this grossness with inflicting it on a right winger, you get bonus points.

      • DG

        Naturally. That’s the law of Liberalism.

  • DG

    ‘Comedian’ doesn’t mean what it used to mean.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      That’s what they do….they change definitions….someone else once said this was the way….who was that? Oh right, Marx.

      • DG

        This isn’t a change of definition. It’s a whole new career.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          LOL true

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      It still means the same. They are just too bent to realize that calling this comedy is like calling the stuff my dogs leave on the lawn breakfast sausages.

      • DG

        Maybe I’m a purist. What my dog leaves on the lawn is poop.

        What this person highlighted here is saying is vile and disgusting. Also, poop.

        It’s an insult to comedy to call it such.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          Heh Heh. Heh Heh….you said poop.

          • DG

            It’s taking everything I have to refrain from calling it shit.

            Oh, looky there!

          • DG

            The comment I just wrote is awaiting moderation.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            It’s not often I go full on Beavis and Butthead, but that comment brought it out in me. lol

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          I consider yard sausages to be a higher life form than this alleged comedian. They at least function as fertilizer and fly food.

          • DG

            Can’t argue with that!

    • LegalizeShemp

      Yes, now it means doped up leftist attack dog with a microphone.

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    The tolerant left, ladies and gentlemen.

    • DG

      There is nothing tolerant about these remarks. These remarks are about as intolerant as it gets.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    So if a right wing “comedian” makes this same offer regarding Obama, what do you think would happen to this “comedian”?

    • DG

      Besides charges of racism and a visit from the Secret Service?

      • Jim Rasmussen

        Pretty much everything this side of a body cavity search from the IRS for an indefinite period of time.

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          Don’t underestimate the pervs at the IRS. I’ll bet they do full body searches just for grins.

    • Republicanvet

      He would have to hope for Holder acting with speed to prosecute him for hate crimes as soon as possible.

      Bring in a federal prison for insulting King Duh Won! would be the only thing to save him from murderous leftists.

  • BoscoBolt

    Assault with bodily fluids, against a public official, is a felony in Texas.
    Just try it, pukeheads.

  • mickeyco

    Um, Twitchy, how about maybe quoting some Tim Hawkins? I’m too old to enjoy this kind of garbage. And before, I was too young to enjoy it.

  • WilliamAmos

    https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/447847943715180544

    What people should know: Mande does stand-up whenever he can between TV writing gigs, and will return to “Parks and Recreation” later this summer to work on its seventh season.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      More stuff I won’t watch.

    • mickeyco

      That says “with whom Mande shares a sensibility”. Doesn’t look as if they have any sensibility to share.
      By the way, William, I do appreciate the way you keep the lid on things here, but just why is this disgusting thread here? It’s probably worse than almost anything you delete.

      • WilliamAmos

        I understand that the tweet was offensive. But the left tends to do something like this with impunity. It is about holding people accountable.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          I find things like this helpful. When or if I ever decide to install cable in my home again, I will know exactly what not to watch.

    • DG

      He’s still a repulsive person.

    • DG

      No offense, William, but the post here is absolutely disgusting. I have a comment awaiting moderation, and it is in no way worse than the things written in the tweets shared in the main article.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Whisper it in my ear.

      • WilliamAmos

        Sorry about that but DISQUS has a bad habit of putting new people automatically into moderation. Also the filters catch key words.

        • DG

          No problem.

        • DG

          I’m knew here, but not new to DISQUS. Been with DISQUS for a long time from Breitbart.

          But, I understand. I used a ‘bad’ word.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Uh oh. Now you really have to whisper it in my ear, because I’ve never seen you post anything “bad”

  • frozeninbemidji

    Yet more proof that progressivism is indeed a mental illness.

  • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

    Obama and the Democrats encourage liberals to say these kinds of offensive and vulgar rhetoric at Republicans senators. Because Republicans dare to criticizes and refuse to go along with their liberal agenda.

    But if somebody on the conservative right said these kind of jokes. The Democrats and liberals would be screaming to high heaven about intolerance and how the party of hate is out of touch with Americans because of their insulting behavior.

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      If you are Conservative, you can’t even point out that a Democrat policy isn’t working without receiving instant hatred.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    He’s now bragging about making Twitchy on his twitter feed, and his followers are screen capturing our comments and reposting them.

    • mickeyco

      Ooh, smile & wave, everyone!

      • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

        Hi and I hope a bird poops on your head someday Joe Mande.

        • mickeyco

          Way to go, Mary!

      • Mary Mommy Happy 2016!

        Also Joe Mande. I would pay you a $100 to tell a decent and funny joke that doesn’t include disgusting crude behavior towards somebody you disagree with politically.

        • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

          When a comedian has to resort to crude jokes to get a laugh, it’s because they have zero talent.

    • mickeyco

      Of course he is. You know just by looking at him that he was always getting pantsed and nuggied (?) in school. No one ever picked him for the team either. So there, Mande.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        Beta Males Unite!

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      He’s bragging now, but later when he chickens out and deletes his tweets and pretends he never said it (which is what libs always do), Twitchy is forever.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      Well, I’ll have to see if I can post a “mooning” on here for him to screencap.

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        LOL I thought the same thing.

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          I suppose I could post a pic of a hand flipping the bird.

          • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

            Nah, don’t bother. Their attention span has long been spent.

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            SQUIRREL!

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    Leftist trash. Not surprising, these are people who were so giddy about Benghazi they declared Hillary their next Messiah.

  • Phryj

    Shouldn’t the Secret Service be investigating this idiot and his loser fans for this? Last time I checked, threatening or inciting this (it’s called battery) was still against the law.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      They only enforce the ones that go against their preaching.

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      Ted Cruz doesn’t have the (D) next to his name and actually supports America. Libs can’t have that.

      • WhoDat

        What’s Cruz done to “support America”?

        Aside from vowing to repeal the ACA?

        • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

          What has Obama done for America that earns him the title of “Our Lord and Savior?” Besides nothing?

        • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

          Isn’t promising to fight that piece of trash enough contribution to society for a lifetime?

          • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

            Cruz wasn’t born black. That’s all Obama has really done is be the correct skin color.

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Cruz was born brown, but because of his lack of respect for commie principles, has been demoted to white.

          • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

            You’re right, I forgot. Minorities who are Republican lose their right to be part of that minority if they don’t vote Democrat. Just like how libs say that Tim Scott is just a white man’s puppet.

        • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

          Come on, admit it….you like him him too.

        • tops116 ✓Quipper

          Yeah, what a jerk… goin’ around vowing to repeal something driving healthcare costs up and robbing people of the plans they liked but can’t keep–period.

          • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

            And how dare Cruz try to stop the job loss that Obamacare is going to cause!? What kind of animal is he wanting people to have jobs?

          • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

            Ooh, ooh, don’t forget raking in money for the gov’t in the form of fines charged to those who refuse to be bullied into buying a product.

        • Zach Smith

          That in itself should get him a place on Mount Rushmore.

          • PatriotRG

            and the Nobel peace prize..oh wait

        • drw

          Gee, I dunno, he did swear to support and defend the Constitution of the United States when he was sworn in as a sitting U.S. Senator. A vow he seems to take a lot more seriously than any hypocrat that comes to mind. Maybe it’s just me but, he does appear to know what the Constitution is, it’s purpose and what it actually says.

        • PatriotRG

          exactly – repealing the ACA is a huge way of supporting America

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          Vowing to repeal Obamacare IS supporting the country. See, you believe that the federal government IS the country. It’s the citizenry that is the country.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      I look forward to the day the Secret Service is protecting Ted Cruz!

    • WhoDat

      I don’t believe Cruz gets Secret Service protection.

      http://www.secretservice.gov/protection.shtml

      • Zach Smith

        Just the royalty get secret police.

      • GaryTheBrave

        The US Marshall Service would be the enforcing agency.

      • Phryj

        Either way, inciting or threatening an act of battery is still against the law.

    • http://www.facebook.com/aemoreira81 aemoreira81

      The Secret Service doesn’t investigate threats against the legislative branch…only the President or declared candidates for President who are serious contenders. This would be an issue for the FBI.

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    You’d think with all of the welfare money these useless leeches were getting at taxpayers expense, they wouldn’t be so desperate for $100.

  • Conservative First

    Go for it. In most states (if not all) flinging bodily fluids at a person is considered attempted murder since the potential for disease transfer is there.

  • AT

    So, let me get this straight. Joe Mande is imitating Carlos Mencia in stealing an extremely poor joke from Martin Bashir.

    Rip-off artist doesn’t even rip-off good material.

    Let me know how that works out.

  • dodgergirl88

    Wow, a la Sarah Palin, defecating into someone’s mouth as boot girl said. What a bunch of disgusting human maggots. Never heard of this guy, but he’s about as funny as a tax collector. These people have no shame, and no morals.

  • jakefogelnest

    What a sicko.

  • Christopher Fasano

    This is what passes for comedy. Maybe this punk should try doing it himself, and take the chance of Cruz breaking his ribs.

  • BitemeDC

    They sound like internet trolls…a dime a dozen and overpriced at that…

  • Judi Embry

    What a class act! I’m not a prude, nor am I uptight. I have a wicked sense of humor, but that’s just down right disgusting.js

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    But remember, guys, Drudge referring to Hillary “My daughter is having a baby” Clinton as a grandmother is the real outrage.

    😐

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      Throwing semen is okay, but calling someone who is going to be a Grandmother a Grandmother is just outrageous!

      Libs are so stupid it hurts.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Aziz Ansari shouldn’t let him be his opening act. I’ve heard Ansari’s routine on the comedy channels on XM. He doesn’t seem to be too political, mainly cultural. He needs someone similar as the opener.

  • David Johnson

    Why is THIS not considered a hate crime. He’s offering money to throw bodily fluids (how HIV is spread) at a elected federal politician?

  • Randal Smith

    He’s not a comedian. Comedians are funny. He’s a commodian.

    • Justin Varricchione

      I don’t agree with much on here, but that turn of phrase is pretty good. I laughed at it.

      • mickeyco

        Well, golly. I’m sure Randal is eternally grateful.

        • Justin Varricchione

          You seem like a delightful person

          • mickeyco

            I don’t think I did, but if I misjudged your intent, I apologize. See, I am a delightful person. Hint, though, if you start a comment with “I don’t agree with much here”, you really can expect snark in return.

  • Paula Flechtner Martin

    Wonder what would happen if a comedian said the same about Hillary?

  • Evening Sonata

    this guy was a morons no decency,,a comedian? I don’t think so,,, well it shows that he is a person without brain at all just don’t mind him maybe he will notice that nobody pay any attention to his remarks.

  • Amedicinewoman

    So when does he start being funny? He needs to use his chump change and hire a comedy writer.

  • https://twitter.com/rockinranger81 Ben Bollman

    I wonder if the Left would let someone get away with saying that about Nancy Pelosi or even Harry Reid.

  • jeff

    More tolerance from the left!

  • PatriotRG

    yes well i would punch this joker for free

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmSIOoy6MlE&app=desktop Booker

    Texas is an open carry state, right?

  • GetItRight

    Just jokes, Joe? Really? Joe Mande obviously has it out for Ted Cruz. I’m surprised Twitchy didn’t link to this, also:

    http://twitchy.com/2013/09/25/jagoff-comedian-joe-mande-it-would-be-cool-if-ted-cruz-got-horribly-injured/

    Not long ago, on Comedy Central’s “Kroll Show”, Joe Mande let slip that his mother is a federal judge, basically admitting that he has little shame, or moral character. So, either she’s a raging ‘liberal’, or he despises his mother, right? How else to explain this behavior?

    • GetItRight

      Drugs, maybe?

  • Robert Cooper

    Just another, ahem, feminine looking “male” lib sissy who undoubtedly wouldn’t have the balls to say something to Cruz’s face. I’d bet the ranch in his “private” life this unfunny POS girly-boy prefers to be called “Mandy Jo” by his San Fransicko butt buddies.

  • pajamakat

    Never heard of him. Hopefully I won’t ever have to again.

  • James McEnanly

    Rather than debating like human beings, these people act like chimpanzees, jumping up and down, screeching and flinging stuff. And then they call US unevolved.

  • Gallatin

    Who?

    • mickeyco

      Question should be “What?”

  • KC

    Poor guy can’t help himself from acting like a typical Democrat.

  • Perry

    Typical foulmouthed leftist “male” who has allowed himself to be feminized. Lefties are so angry and bitter because they’ve swallowed the big lie. But, of course, they blame their unhappy state on others. Ever wonder why Sodom degenerated into such an immoral wasteland? You’re seeing it again, live and in color. It happens VERY quickly.

  • James Cushman

    What happened to his face?

    • Chevypowered

      “liberalism.”

  • WHMay

    Really, Joe, isn’t that called outsourcing? You were in Texas, why didn’t you and Li’l Joe stop by Senator Ted’s office yourself at 300 E 8th, Suite 961, in Austin. You could have even tweeted him at @SenTedCruz for a meet-up.

    I see you’re the OFFICIAL celebrity spokesperson for @enjoyLaCroix sparkling water. Looking at your tweets, I’ll stick to drinking water out of clear glass or plastic, thank you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aemoreira81 aemoreira81

    There are ways to make fun of Ted Cruz. This, however, crosses the line.

    • mediazorba

      Duh!!!

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      He could have gone the tried and true leftist way and attacked his race.

    • Julescat

      those other ways take talent

      this guy has no talent

  • Super Marsupial

    More overcompensating for the lack of talent. Wasn’t there a song about that when I was a kid? nostalgia…

  • MSM

    And if that was said about Harry Reid? I bet he’d be “offended”

  • Robert Cooper

    I have no clue who this is, nor do I care. However, I would tell him to
    lose the idiotic bowtie and Clark Kent glasses because he looks like a
    lib sissy, just like that douchebag Joe Mande. Happy now?

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      He looks like he’s about 12. He’s apparently been dipping his toes in the fountain of youth.

  • mickeyco

    He also just got engaged to a very pretty young woman.

  • Lindakl

    Joe Mande???? Who the hell is he/she? Anyway, has to resort to base disgusting rhetoric to even get noticed. He wouldn’t even make a pimple on Ted Cruz butt.

  • Magistra753

    Who is this idiot? I’ve never heard of him before.

  • mrspinky85

    I know I can be a comedian now if all it takes is calling myself one.

  • Linda

    He is offering to pay for someone to attack an elected official. Why is he not being charged? If conservatives were offering this it would be all over the media! Unbelievable!

  • Ruth

    Ah yes, the wit and sophistication the left wing fascists so love to congratulate themselves on having.

  • Tyrconnell

    To: Joe Mande
    Subject: Offers to assault
    I’ve got 5 bucks here for this crippled old sailor to put his size 10 up your ass.

  • Belinda Henry

    flinging bodily excretions is best left to monkeys

  • Perso Nasplit

    Wonder what the reaction would be if someone replaced the name with killary? Im guessing it would be all laughs and not at all violent death threats and swooning over protection chances.

  • mediazorba

    Whoever this freak is, I hope everything bad comes to this evil, sickening, crude, foul, disgusting piece of garbage.

  • Jeffrey Rogers

    I will give Joe Mande (Whatever that is) $500 if he holds his breath for 20 consecutive minutes.

  • OLLPOH ~ OurLifeLiberty

    Seriously, who is this Joe Mande person? And then of course the second question. Why such the filth, about Senator Cruz, or anyone else for that matter? Great set of morals on display…(sigh)

    Who ever he, this Joe person is, really is for showing his own lack of self respect, and then, should we wonder who his leader might be?

    We will not allow a white flag planted on her soil…
    OLLPOH ~ Our Life Liberty Pursuit Of Happiness
    (Mr. and Mrs.)

  • Steve__Jacobson

    Not enough guts to try it himself?

  • KWedel

    I remember when being called a comedian meant you were funny. When did the definition take on a new meaning?

  • Gallatin

    We question joey MANde’s manhood because like all liberals he always wants someone else to do his dirty work, why doesn’t he do the disgusting act himself? Why is MANde hiding behind his $100 bill? joey mande = chickenshit PUNK. What a bad ass running his mouth on stage.

  • Elizabeth

    No. Mande is the real hero for offering money to strangers to do a job that he himself wouldn’t have the balls to do. Yep – Mande is inciting violence against a US Senator but he wants someone else to do it. Not him. He’s a hero…..

  • Elizabeth

    Ahhh…..his “Jewish lawyers advised him”. What a swell guy he is! He’s a real HERO. Why he’s such a hero that he had to back down from his original tweet and say JK! Now that’s a real American Hero right there!!

    • Julescat

      like how the liberals go for the “Jewish lawyer” stereotype right away

      does this guy know anyone who isn’t a stereotype?

      • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

        They see race, gender, religion first…….one’s character is somewhere down near 96th in importance.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    He may have realized that what he did was illegal, since he’s backtracking now. Not apologizing of course, but definitely backtracking.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

    So your issue is that you don’t know our names. Not that he offered to pay someone to do something illegal to a US Senator. Okay.

  • mickeyco

    Just which of us referred to ourselves as heroes? I must have missed that, so please point it out to me.

    • http://www.freedomreconnection.com/ FreedomRecon

      No one, just being a typical idiot, projecting blame to others rather than on what I would assume to be his “hero” since he brought that word into the mix.

  • rogleecam

    Tweets like these give me cause to reconsider censorship.

  • rogleecam

    Why debate this…IT’S JUST FLAT OUT DISCUSTING!

  • Michelle ✓classified

    No picture for Elizabeth? You mean, that pic of a headless suit really is you?

  • Sheila Wilkinson

    What a total pig you are… typical leftist… you have nothing to say so you sling filth… you are not funny, just disgusting.

  • AtomicMountain

    This isn’t an article. It’s just a bunch of Tweets as tweeted.

    Mande doesn’t seem to regret by what he said, or its response. And isn’t getting picked up by Twitchy resume material in your industry? You should be thrilled that Twitchy even acknowledged this unknown.

  • Edward Teach

    Where’s Hannibal Lecktor when you need him?

  • BitCoinBuyer

    Too late Mande.

    Email Lacroix water, who pays this sub-human excrement to sponsor their product. I’m sure they would really endorse a cum spewing idiot like Mande.

    Oops, d’oh, someone remind children like Mande that Twitter is public and publishes like lightning for ALL to see……

  • Danny Wheeler

    Joe Mande is added to the list of people who now learned “Twitchy is forever!”

  • gvanderleun

    john, face it, you were more widely touted when you worked as Michelle Obama’s toilet seat. Back to your day job. Thanks.

  • Julescat

    nice glasses, Elton

  • SteveP

    He’s a comedian, huh?

    • mickeyco

      Not in my book.

  • RK59

    Who??

  • johnrossbowie

    Huge shout out to Elizabeth (Last Name Redacted) who pointed that I have no photo associated with my Disqus account. Corrected.
    Also to Atomic Mountain, who is either a bike enthusiast or an ACTUAL RADIOACTIVE LAND MASS, getting mentioned on Twitchy will have zero effect on Mande’s career. #JustABlog
    Good weekends all! Thanks for making the world safe for Democracy, anonymous people!

    • Elizabeth

      Thanks for the shout out but I’m not the one who pointed out that you had no photo associated with your Disqus.

  • rennyangel2

    Notice how the left ALWAYS has some vile and violent sexual act it wants to perform–usually rape and then slinks off and pretends to be the victim of every thing else. This one should spend some time in prison where his fantasies would come true, for him.

  • descolada9

    Wow, just when I think classlessness hits the bottom floor it keeps digging. Utterly sick and vile.

  • NotBuyingItEvenForADollar

    Sure, that retraction should work; It did so well with the Dutch girl. Have you blocked the FBI yet?

  • cscape

    aside from being a totally lewd suggestion, my understanding is that assaulting someone with bodily fluids (which potentially could be HIV positive) is considered a “felony”

  • notenoughtime

    Ignorant and pathetic and highlights how far comedy has fallen. It is easier to make demeaning and degrading comments and think they are funny then it is to actually have comedic material.

    • stellatruman

      I don’t ten know who would qualify as a comedian these days…seems like a whole lot of talentless a-holes

  • I_KICK_HIPPIES

    I thought comedians were supposed to be funny.

  • jetch

    there was a reality show on tv a few years back where the contestants were comedians vying to win the title of funniest comedian or something. they had to live in a house together and each week someone got eliminated. boy, they were the most bitter, mean spirited people I’d ever seen. I’m talking about there treatment of others *off stage*.
    I’ve found it hard to like comedians ever since…

    • GaryTheBrave

      Yeah, it was on NBC and John Reep won it. He beat out Ralphie May for the win.

      The only reality show I like is Deadliest Catch.

  • KansasGirl

    That’s a whole lotta crazy.

  • Michael Rice

    Just don’t call a former First Lady, whose daughter announced she is pregnant, “Grandma”.

  • Brown

    Only Liberals get upset about a Drudge headline calling Hillary a Grandmother yet at the same time ignoring this. Let’s not forget a pretty large amount of outrage from liberals when a redo clown wore an Obama mask. Was this a small part of a joke in his stand up or was this the whole joke and could you Imagine the outrage if a comic said do this to Hiliary Clinton or Pelosi?

    • JMW

      Yep, the left has selective memory. In truth I could care less what this “comedian” says… but, I am so sick of the left’s hate and bile that I’ll let the company that he is a spokesman for (LaCroix ) get a bit of an earful from me on twitter…
      We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the facebook, we shall fight on the blogs, we shall fight on the twitter….we shall never surrender!! 😉

  • http://hillbillygeek.net hillbillygeek

    Nasty little poseurs. Since we’re no different from apes, one expects simian behavior and attitudes.

  • Lighthorse51

    The dirtbag even had to anti-semitically insult his own lawyers; not only a dirtbag, but a Nazi dirtbag.

  • AT

    Holy snap… I literally just caught myself scratching my head with my eyes blinked shut trying to rationalize this in disbelief.

    I always thought that was just an emotive expression, but I totally just did it in real life.

  • Baba Looey

    Comedian? I thought he was a Sodo-Activist, with an obsessive compulsive disorder?

  • jabberwocky

    It is sad these comedians think they are actually funny

  • CountMahdrof

    Never heard the name Joe Mande until this minute. Will promptly forget.

  • https://twitter.com/deseeded tombee

    not sure what’s funny about this. not even sure how you get to the punchline intelligently.

  • BoSplosion

    Meanwhile, Barney Frank wonders what all the fuss is about.

  • DANEgerus

    ‘My Jewish lawyers have advised me to say that I do not support, nor would I ever actually fund’ Joe Mande(D)

  • DANEgerus

    As a ‘test’… how long would anyone escape prosecution if they threatened Joe Mande(D) with violent assault?

  • Madcat151

    CONTACT his sponsors

    look them up LaCroix water is one of them. write emails and lets make this scumbag go back to scrubbing toilets.

  • jmach11

    I am sick of partisan Democrat hacks masquerading as comedians!

  • RanierWest

    Mande is about as Jewish spiritually as Debbie Wasserman Schultz is 0.00%

  • interestedobserver2

    His “Jewish lawyers?” Were I them, he’d be looking for a new law firm by now. Whether their personal religious beliefs are Jewish or not, his use of the word in labeling them is nothing but typical leftie bigotry.

  • Josy Ruiz

    I’ll do it for free

    • Thurston S

      Because somebody else already paid to deposit it in you.

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    He’s an exhibitionist screaming for attention, and Twitchy just responded by giving him some. Which is a nice gesture on Twitchy’s part. Although I still have no clue who he is or why I should care? I enjoy trips to the Zoo so this is kind of like a virtual visit to the twitter Zoo. Monkey’s flinging bodily fluids, that’s all it reminds me of.

  • sportsdvl

    Please, if someone did this Sen Cruz would just immediately start gulping it up.

    • BoSplosion

      I think you have the Senator confused with retired Rep. Barney Frank…which is not easily done.

    • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

      I’m sure you crack yourself up with that.
      Practice in the mirror enough and maybe you too can be a “comedian”.

    • Thurston S

      You are projecting.

    • Thurston S

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that, right sportdvl? If liberals are so enlightened with regards to sexuality, then why are you the only one on here who seems to find your homophobia amusing?

  • oliver guerrero

    Attention trolls…. Get a life

  • ‘Tom Crawford

    …and on que….I was only joking…..

  • diablodejalisco

    its so funny that these conservatives are defending an idiot like ted cruz. what a waste of human flesh. only in texas could cruz and perry ever get elected.

  • DTM

    The violent, intolerant, racist, repulsive, liberal democrat left.

  • JR48

    I have no idea who this irrelevant twerp is, and given what he finds humorous, glad that I don’t.

  • captaingrumpy

    Looks just like the Pyjama Boy. Speaks like him too.

  • Phil Fugate

    From the left, much as with Howard Stern, I agree this guy isn’t funny. However, is this better, worse or the same as Mr. Nugent and his comments?

    • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

      Ted Nugent isn’t subject of this twitter feed.

      • Phil Fugate

        Neither was Howard Stern, but the point stands. This kind of talk, although supported by the First, isn’t needed, and in most cases, wanted. If you support Stern or Nugent, you should have no stance, for or against, this “comedian”

        • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

          That’s nonsense. The subject is neither Nugent or Stern.

          Pointing to questionable behavior of other’s to excuse the above behavior is called “obfuscation.”

          Twitter has a TOS it’s up to twitter to enforce their TOS. If they don’t have a problem with what he’s tweeting using their service then that’s the end of it.

    • Madcat151

      If you cannot see the difference you are a FUCKEN RETARD!

      • Phil Fugate

        Can’t make a point without going vulgar. It doesn’t say much for your point of view or your up bringing.

      • Phil Fugate

        Ejaculating in a US Senator’s face or inserting a fulling auto weapon into a former Senator”s vagina. Do you really want to compare these two? I condemn both. You support one over the other.

  • © Sponge

    So, bigot much? A$$hole.

    It’s funny as long as it’s a lib douchetard making the racist, bigoted, unfunny jokes.

  • http://www.fark.com/ Two Wolves

    Pseudo-conservative don’t do humor.

  • Roberta Crichton

    You are a lamp of liberty, a shining beacon for all to see. Glow brighter, shine bigger: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094KY878

  • zj sky

    He is a third rate comedian trying to shock in order to get press. Meh