The Daily Currant strikes again. The website, which calls itself “The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record,” last week claimed that Sarah Palin told Sean Hannity she believes Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 “accidentally flew too high and got stuck in heaven.” The story was cross posted to other non-satire sites and managed to fool quite a few.

Yes joke.


AFP journo tweets fake story about Sarah Palin arriving in South Korea for Mandela memorial; Update: Tweet deleted

  • Perry

    Lefties are SO gullible. They believe what they wish to believe.

    • RanierWest

      yet this will stick in Liberal lore for years to come as being true

      • cajun_2

        “She’s a senator who quit.” .”.I can see Russia from my house”….”Can’t name a single newspaper she reads”….same ole’ distortions of facts from trolls all the time.
        And liberals call conservatives stupid…
        Don’t send money to Ukraine. Let’s do something about our terrible education system.

        • TheOriginalDonald

          Governor who quit rather than waste taxpayer $$$ defending frivolous lawsuits #FeelingStupidNOW???????

          • Worship Dancer

            psst cajun was pointing out the libprog beliefs about Sarah then makes a statement about how bad the education system. you might want to read his post again.

          • cajun_2

            Thank you. Sometimes I don’t express myself well and should add some ” “. Anger at a lying lib troll will do that…..and old ladies try so hard not to cuss….;-)

          • DavidKramer

            But just sometimes, it is FRELLING worth it!

            Name that Sci Fi show.

          • cajun_2

            One of my favs….FARSCAPE… The “blue lady” was my hero but she turned out to be a “plant”…aaaaaahhh
            Thanks David…

          • DavidKramer

            I have not watched that series for about 2 years, might start watching it again tomorrow. Later caj!

          • KHSoldier(Ret)&Writer

            Awesome show and great retort!

          • Mark Rushing

            Claudia Black was my woman on that show.. Damn I love that girl. She is not beautiful or anything but there is just something about her.. Probably those tight black leather pants and British accent… lol

          • jgeorgia2000

            Loved her on Star Gate series too. I’ve been a fan like forever!! Wait …she’s very attractive and oozing cool sexuality.

          • Mark Rushing

            She is definitely “oozing” I just wish she would ooze that sexuality my way.. lol CRAP… Birth Control (Nancy Pelosi’s face) just popped into my mind.

          • Redus Neckus

            *cough* Australian *cough*

          • Mark Rushing

            RLMAO.. Yep great show with a good cast.

          • Thomas Darkvane

            I felt the same way about Claudia. I also loved Gigi Edgley, the character Chiana was great,

          • Mark Rushing

            Yeah, she was definitely pretty hot too.

          • DavidKramer

            Okay………I shouldn’t but I will, just because I am me…………some people are vegan.

          • al in la

            You are a very arrogant, uninformed person — aren’t you david??

          • Mark Rushing

            lol.. don’t like that individuality streak aye?

          • Jay Stevens

            But she was a beautiful plant.

          • cajun_2

            And very “talented”….;-)

            Sci-Fi Friday was my favorite night. They had great shows but then sold the network which is now SyFy and went very raunchy…..sigh

          • ※David L White※

            Sold out to NBC=raunchy libtards!

          • Mark Rushing

            Libtard imitation: Lets see, Fracking is Battle Star Galactica.. oh wait, that is part of what’s causing global warming and earthquakes, tornadoes and super-storms or something right?

          • The_Livewire

            Fracking is ‘classic’ BSG, Frakking is ‘reimaged BSG’

          • Diane

            Go ahead and cuss. We old people have to do anything we can to let people know we’re still around! 😉

          • Jj Martin Jr.

            Who you calling “We old people?” LOL. I resemble that!

          • cajun_2

            OLD means we are not just studying history but we be “eyewitnesses”…..LOL

          • Worship Dancer

            hehehe try this “well bless their pea picking lil hearts.”

          • cajun_2

            Or how about….”you so purtty”..gotta say something nice my mama told me. So that is another southern way of saying you so damn stupid….;-)

          • Jeffery Pix

            maybe she has proved her point, yes?

          • Jay Stevens

            Worse than that. At the time, Alaska law said that she had to spend her own money to defend against frivolous lawsuits designed to drive her from office. That law has been changed.

          • cajun_2

            And odd how the libs never mention that she WON every one of those lawsuits….Liberals hate facts, they disrupt the indoctrination process…

        • Mark Rushing

          No SHIT… Getting rid of all the leftist/socialist teachers and the ones that are not qualified by anything other than (this will mean that I am labeled a racist of course) affirmative action would be a good start.

          My son has a black female college professor that is supposed to be a history teacher but she can barely read, doesn’t grade papers (has a student do it for her) doesn’t actually teach anything just lets the students teach themselves and constantly bitches about being a freed slave and how conservatives are a bunch of religious, racist, rich, old, white men.

          If libtards would bother to think or even know some facts before they speak they would find that the conservative ranks are a lot more diverse than the true racist party they support is.

        • Mike Benton

          she never was a senator…

          • cajun_2

            not according to those well informed lib haters….;-)

          • Diane

            I think Mike meant she was a governor, not a senator.

          • cajun_2

            The idiot tweeters are the ones who called her a senator. Their ignorance is showing while calling Palin stupid. I would laugh at their stupidity and hatred but sadly, they not funny, cause they VOTE…

          • Diane

            Now I see….sorry for the inference that YOU didn’t know what you were talking about. I should have known better!

          • cajun_2

            Not a problem. My attempts at snarky humor sometimes does not translate well to a little box….;-)

        • heltonja

          1. She wasn’t a Senator.
          2. She never said, “I can see Russia from my house” (It was a Saturday Night Live Skit)
          3. The article claiming that Palin believed the plane was “stuck in heaven” was from a satire newspaper.
          4. What good is reading a newspaper, if you apparently can’t understand what’s being said.

        • Bokshil Kim

          She quit to save the Alaskan Tax payers money on the lefts frivolous law suits.

          She never said she could see Russia from my house. That was said by Tina Fey on SNL.

          • Jeff

            You’d be surpised by how many “I’m smarter than you because I’m a liberal” liberals think Palin actually said she could see Russia from her house and get very angry when they are disputed. When confronted with the truth they almost go into a meltdown. It’s kind of sad actually.

          • TheOriginalDonald

            Hey Tina, I can see Muppets Most Wanted in the $5 DVD bin at Wal*Mart

        • Carolyn Chehardy

          Libs don’t realize why she quit…She spent her entre day just fighting these frivilous lawsuits…. She did more good reaching out, traveling and speaking directly to the people.

          • cajun_2

            And of those 32 lawsuits over ethics violations, they were all debunked. Funny that is never mentioned by the lib trolls.

            And what is interesting, she wrote an article years ago at the request of the NYTimes on ‘energy”… It was a great article but for some reason…/s, the NYTimes hide the article now.
            The thing I love about Palin is she drives the libs insane.

          • autdrew4real

            and despite their best efforts, they never found anything in her email either

          • cajun_2

            Good catch.. I had forgotten that the Times spent $1million and dozens of staff to study all those emails. Quietly that story died when they found nothing. But liberals hate facts so censor what doesn’t fit their narrative.

        • Micki280

          She was Governor, not a Senator! And this story is fabricated!

          • cajun_2

            NS Sherlock.
            Did you miss my sarcasm?

            Mocking liberals can be confusing, I admit. It gives me a headache.

        • Jj Martin Jr.

          This just shows how stupid a lot of you lefties are. LMAO. First…she was not a senator. She was governor of Alaska. Secondly, she never once said she could see Alaska from her house…on Saturday Night Live Tina Fay said that in a satirical skit. But you’re just too ignorant to know the difference between satire and reality.
          What a bunch of maroons you and your ilk are.
          cajun_2 this is not aimed at you lol I just jumped off your post. Please forgive me. :

          • Guest

            You called me a maroon? That just goes way to far there Jj Einstein Jr.

          • skeptic1

            You just called me a maroon? That just goes way, way too far there Jj Einstein Jr.!

      • ServosT

        Unfortunately, many progs will die thinking the story is true, never going outside their protective bubble where they might encounter the truth. Like the entire lineup at MSNBC.

        • Jeff

          And CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, the Washington Post, the New York Times and a whole host of others

      • Gage2008

        It is true. I read it on Twitter!

      • Gary Honeycutt

        Right! Debunking a lie has never stopped libs from believing it.
        I offer as examples:

        “Domestic violence spikes on Super Bowl Sunday”
        “A gun in the home is 42 times more likely to kill someone who lives there than a criminal”

        • RanierWest

          good. we will keep making the case that inanimate objects harbor no ill will to- people.

    • trixiewoobeans

      “Fished in!”

    • Worship Dancer

      and now you know how obama got elected the first time much less the second time.

      • atlas007

        Sure he was elected. According to Obama, that mass of non intellectual dung heap had 57 States to elect him while everyone else had only 50. The Left has to make up stuff about Sarah Palin, but they supply their own stupidity in both Obama and Biden. A new Abbott and Costello.

        • jgeorgia2000

          And all those voting precincts, counties and wards with over 100% of registered voters voting for Obama helped a lot.

        • Nerdythings

          That’s an insult to Abbott & Costello

        • Worship Dancer

          definitely NOT abbott and costello – THEY were funny. more like doofus and dimwit.

    • BlueGood

      Aye Perry, but then again, at least we have a definite starting point to delineate & define STUPIDITY……

      I submit Exhibit #1..the most stoned out looking inverted egghead ever to grace the W.H…..Their “Dear Leader”

      The People Rest Your Honor!~

    • Fhalkyn Phoenix

      It takes a special kind of stupid…

    • Osumashi Kinyobe

      Help me out. Who is the stupid party here: Sarah Palin or the nobs who believed yet another Daily Currant story?

    • Paula Flechtner Martin

      …but I read it on the internetz, so it must be fact!!11!

      Effin’ morons wouldn’t know how to fact-check if their lives depended on it.

      • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

        DITTOES, and Welcome, Paula! Jawamax 8<{D}

      • cajun_2

        Oh they fact check. They go to Politico or Media Matters.. Now dey be smart…./s

    • ChiTownExPat

      Maybe we can get them to vote on the first WEDNESDAY in November 2016–we can only hope, right?

      • Ed Richardson

        At least then they would know how many dead,illegal,etc.needed to vote and how often.They would love the opportunity .

    • Lisa Dean

      You got that right –

    • mongeau

      They simply/simplemindedly believe everything they are told

    • Shane Johnson

      and vile

    • CHHR

      May I correct you… they don’t WISH to believe, they HAVE to believe…and that’s scarier.

    • Guest

      When the progressives children start school the NEA teachers line them up, turn them on their sides , insert a funnel in their ears and pour in their brains.

  • Informed&Concerned

    How dumb art thou, let me count the ways:
    1. Palin is Senator
    2. Plane went UP
    3. Plane is “stuck”
    4. The atheist thinks he is smarter

  • ceemack

    Okay, the Currant article wasn’t really funny, as it failed the “grain of truth” test for effective comedy.

    But the outrage of the liberals who feel for it hook, line and sinker is freakin’ hilarious.

    I especially love the ones who go on about how “stupid” Sarah Palin is.

    • Walter Sobchak

      Nothing in the Currant is ever funny. If they were funny people would know who they are and that their posts are supposed to be satirical.

    • carmenta

      Especially because they link to the Currant – do they really not know its supposed to be satirical/funny? Personally, I find it puerile and boring, but meh…

      • H50 ✓RAT

        That was the thing that made me LOL the most. They linked it like it was an actual news article to PROVE how stupid she is!

        • carmenta

          That much stupid should be painful…or at least provoke a raging case of boils, just so we could all point and laugh!

          • DeeDee

            … but on the gripping hand, it could be a financial windfall for all those professional boil-suckers up in the mountains and hollers of Appalachia.

            And yes I do know that it an absolutely atrocious joke.

          • derfelcadarn

            Stupid at this level should be punishable by death

          • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

            And Darwinism Award Nominations… Jawamax 8<{D}

          • Andy Z

            In the old days it was, they would go wandering off and be eaten or fall off a cliff

          • Jay Stevens

            Lemmings also fall off cliffs. Is there perhaps a correlation?

          • NavVette

            and these are the people we want the Republicans to find jobs for…..

        • Bill Phillips

          And …it did just the opposite …it showed how stupid >>>AND GULLIBLE they are!

        • Sean Barrentine

          lol Not sure if I’d call the article itself funny, but the fact people thought it was real..That’s pretty funny.How do people that stupid live? Like, how do they not end up walking into traffic..or forget how to breathe?

          • H50 ✓RAT

            IDK, but I bet a lot of them forget to zip their fly and wash their hands after they go potty.

        • Jay Stevens

          “They linked it like it was an actual news article to PROVE how stupid she is!”

          Tells you how much liberals still fear her.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            But, but, but she a rube? She doesn’t matter! /

            Whats to fear? Cooties? LOL
            Gotta love the lunacy, very entertaining!

        • Humanary Stew

          No more stupid than one commenting on Breitbart in the story last week about the NY and Boston St. Patrick’s Day parade. He insisted that religion had no part in the holiday. And that the federal government would never allow a holiday to be celebrated that had religious roots.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            I cant even begin to understand that argument, and I like to think Im pretty fluent in prog-speak. SMH.

      • Worship Dancer

        the hilariuos part is when a conservative puts the currant link they are LIGHTNING FAST to point out it’s a fake/hoax/satire piece.

      • SturJen

        Satire hasn’t been done well since Mel Brooks.

    • ChiTownExPat

      Palin for President 2016! Make the Lefty rats jump ship!

  • JeffWRidge

    It’s amusing when these imbeciles call Palin stupid, and worse, based on things she never said, or did. Just when you think these people can’t get more deranged they do this. Is there really any doubt as to just how thick, scatterbrained, and outright loopy they are? These people need help.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      And by help you mean………..electricity? Basket weaving class? Medication……?

      • JeffWRidge

        Jackets with sleeves that tie in the back, upholstered walls, no access to sharp objects, and yes, lots and lots of medication. The lefties seem to love narcotics, so they should be happy with that.

        • TheOriginalDonald

          We already have too many nutjobs!-The Miscavige Institute For The Criminally Insane

          • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            “The Miscavige Institute For The Criminally Insane.”

            AKA the Church of Scamatology, L Ron Buzzard, founder (the name on the soap opera is an in-joke for the Hollywood types).

          • Debbi Lindsay McIntosh

            If L. Ron Hubbard were alive today he would be ROFL seeing what these individuals have done with a science fiction piece he wrote.

      • DeeDee

        Buzz therapy, except they might like it. Pre-frontal lobotomy, (not as good as a bottle in front of me) ice water baths, restaints. Those fancy canvas jackets with the wraparound sleeves are so last generation.

      • Worship Dancer


      • ChiTownExPat

        Shock therapy, induction into the “Church” (?) of Scientology, etc…

    • Perry

      They remind me of Middle School. Ya know, a girl makes up a rumor about another girl, because she’s jealous of her, just to get the other kids to turn against her. Snowball’s and snowball’s ntil a majority of sheep believe the lie, or just go along with it so they’ll be accepted. Such childishness.

      • cajun_2

        How the hell ya’ think Obama got elected twice? seems like 5th graders are allowed to vote too like illegals….
        Liberals are worthless

        • Orwellian_Dilemma

          Dead voters ain’t all that smart.

          • cajun_2

            And neither are the “walkers”

        • ChiTownExPat

          It’s why I’m an “ex-pat”…

    • Spiny Norman

      It’s amusing when these imbeciles call Palin stupid, and worse, based on things she never said, or did.

      What’s really amusing is watching all those imbeciles now trying to defend themselves for being such, well, gullible imbeciles – blaming the “right-wingers” for “hating” on them, natch.

    • JUde

      Libtards are so freaking afraid of her, they will say any lie and believe any lie and say anything about this beautiful smart experienced woman and awesome Christian Mom.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Remember the Space Shuttle Challenger Tragedy? Reagan said “They have reached up and touched the hand of God…” I’d bet those Daily Currant Morons would’ve had a field day with that:”REAGAN-SPACE SHUTTLE STUCK IN HEAVEN..” Which would offend me to no end, being a supporter of BOTH Reagan AND the Space Program… Jawamax 8<{D}

      • cajun_2

        And they would distort history to trash Regan using the ultimate sacrifice of some of our greatest heroes as bait. They have no respect for unborn babies, so why do they care about the death of americans? A lot like those 4 Americans in Benghazi….just “bumps in the road” according to Obama.

    • Finrod Felagund

      To steal from Tom Lehrer, they need to be sent away to the Massachusetts State Home for the Bewildered.

  • thedumbblonde

    Oh, for fark’s sake.

    • BlahBlah

      I feel like you’re holding back. :/

      • thedumbblonde

        I’m mainlining xanex.

        • BlahBlah

          Save controlled substances for when I come to visit.


          • TJCrane_NCC1701
          • thedumbblonde

            LOL. She doesn’t know I’m a 65 yr-old fat man posting in the nude.

          • BlahBlah

            You’re saying it like it’s a bad thing.

          • ForTheRepublicOfDave

            Oh, so you’ll go visit her, but not me? And after all the great times we’ve had together?

            I promised my family I wouldn’t cry……


          • usaok59

            Hey, we’ll ALL be in the FE MA camp together. Save some for me too!

          • Humanary Stew

            I demand pictures.

          • BlahBlah

            That depends if any ghosts are available to take them. 😀

          • Humanary Stew


  • Botzilla

    This is how Democrats win elections. When you think this is their voter base its easy to see how how close to the movie idiocracy we are becoming. Whats even worse most of these people will breed and raise idiots as offspring.

    • drw

      “It takes a village”, remember? Cause’ if the village does it, there’s no personal responsibility.

      • ProfShadow

        Definitely a “village of idiots” it seems….

        • TheOriginalDonald

          also know as Political Wire #FredPhelpsWASADemocrat

        • Sean Barrentine

          So..who is this village’s ‘village idiot’? I think that very notion frightens me, that such potent stupidity exists.

    • ButteryWench

      No, what’s even worse is most of these people have IQ’ s lower than 100 but think they have higher than 140.

      • Jonathan

        They may have the IQ. However, having it and using it effectively are two entirely different things. Using it effectively requires work. Working means no free lunches. And that, friends, is why no Prog ever comes properly equipped to engage in a battle of the minds.

  • Douglas H Lang

    Anyone starting to think that democracy is in the hands of mouth breathers?

    • drw

      Nope, I know a lot of mouth breathers and they’re smarter than that.

    • ProfShadow

      Yeah…they think we are a Democracy instead of a Republic.


  • Eric Johnson

    It’s amazing how many scalps the Onion and Daily Currant get when they are KNOWN to be fake websites! I knew this story was going to be entertaining as soon as I saw DC was behind it.

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Thats the great thing about knee jerk hate, no matter how many get burned, they never stop to think. They just go on the attack.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      If anyone had any doubts, all they had to do was go to the “about” page on that site. Says so right on the label– NONE of their stories are true. But how many people do you think opened up the link even to read the story before RT’ing it, let alone would go to the “about” page?

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      And it’s always liberals!

      Anyone else reads a headline like this and thinks, “Really?” Then when they look at the source of the headline they laugh and say, “Oh! It’s from that satirical site!”

      But libs read it, and then run around tweeting and posting links to it and being too dense to realize they are showing their ignorance.

      • Bill Phillips

        We shouldn’t expect anything less from ignoramus liberals who think Jon Stewart & Jimmy Kimmel are news journalists!

        • Sean Barrentine

          Sad part is, Jimmy Kimmel is smarter than this. That, or he just knows mocking all political idiocy, rather than just Republican/conservative figures is more profitable. You seen how much he’s been going after Obama on Ukraine, ACA, and the like these days?

    • SturJen

      I fell for the Daily Currant ONCE as a news site, and had to retract my link because of it.

      The Onion is well known in Wisconsin, the other? Not so much.

  • WisconsinPatriot

    This just NEVER gets old. Liberals just need to be put on display for this nonsense forever more!!!!! I just feel so……..entertained. Yay!

  • JT

    Their stupidity is truly astonishing.

    • drw

      Their stupidity is expected. FIFY 😉

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    And I’m sure that each and every one of those libtwits, when told that the article was fake, responded with “Well, it’s the sort of thing she WOULD say!”

    • H50 ✓RAT

      Were you looking at my feed? LOL

      • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

        You don’t have to, these guys are easier to follow than a set of train tracks. If they get the opportunity to slime a conservative they’ll go for it immediately without bothering to fact-check; if it turns out to be wrong, they resort to good old “false buy accurate” as a defense.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          Every time.

          • Bill Phillips

            They are devotees of the Marxist doctrine: “If you repeat a lie often enough ….it becomes true”!

    • Bill Phillips


  • DG

    When did Palin become a Senator?


    DIMV @Freshselective
    Sarah Palin believes flight 370 flew directly to heaven… how is she a senator?
    9:35 AM – 21 Mar 2014

    • drw

      The day after she saw Russia from her house.

      • DG

        Was that about the same time she said Russia would go after Crimea?

        • drw

          It doesn’t matter, in libworld, Palintime has been compressed to a single moment. They can’t allow a timeline because they can’t consider her intelligent. That would illustrate their stupidity and the gross shortcomings of their messiah, not one of them is willing to point out that the emperor has no clothes.

  • Perry

    The Daily Currant is following the Democrat Party model.Too easy to fool so many people these days.

  • Tom Armstrong

    Here’s the best description of Democrats yet:

    • Perry

      AWESOME! Seen that before, but not for a long time.

    • Sean Barrentine

      Never seen this before, brilliant!

  • BlahBlah

    Look at the bright side – she was elected a senator.

    • thedumbblonde

      Who knew?

      • BlahBlah

        Inorite? Talk about media blackout.

        In other news Putin was appointed Surgeon General. You heard it here first.

        • thedumbblonde

          Thank you for your intrepid reporting.

          • BlahBlah

            I risked my very life to be the first on the scene. It was harrowing.

          • ProfShadow

            Just toss “Starbucks cards” in the direction you aren’t going…they’ll chase ’em. Even if they have no value on them 😉

            Don’t ask me how I know…..but I know….

          • BlahBlah

            But I am asking how you know. How do you know?

          • ProfShadow

            Let’s just say that there were about 5 disappointed Liberals one day after they scarfed up those $10 cards that had been used up with a few Grandes of my own.

            Vengeance was mine that day as they ordered and couldn’t pay. They were annoying me as I sat in my booth in a hotel restaurant. I asked them to be quieter but then, they went “And WHO are you to tell us what to do?” So I offered them the cards, since obviously I wasn’t the person to tell them what to do 😉

            BTW: I received those cards “free” by completing biz surveys….even made it better…Free was free but not free after all to them.

          • Sean Barrentine

            lol That’s just plain devious. And hilarious.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        I must be out of the loop, wheres my darn memo!

        • thedumbblonde

          It’s on the mail-boat.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Sigh. I hate it when that happens. :(

          • TJCrane_NCC1701

            The mail boat is properly referred to as a ferry…..

          • H50 ✓RAT

            Only when its within the islands, otherwise its known as Matson. Most mail goes on the plane tho.

          • thedumbblonde

            We was jokin’. yo.

          • TJCrane_NCC1701

            So am I. The “male” boat and “fairy”…..That was missed ?????

            I had to rent a sense of humor and practice the art of sarcasm on the weekends before I got the hang of them too…..

          • thedumbblonde

            I see what you did there…:!

          • Humanary Stew

            Are you really surprised? Check the screen name again…

          • TJCrane_NCC1701

            I thought, mistakenly, that the moniker was sarcasm…..


          • TJCrane_NCC1701


          • BlahBlah


            I just peed my pants. TMI ALERT

  • Elizabeth

    I don’t use Twitter but for those who do, can you please tweet these tw*ts and let them know what ignorant tw*ts that they really are?

    • Perry

      I already did a few of them. :)

      Yeah. Looks like you fit the bill. [email protected]_1977 There’s stupid people. Then the even dumber

      @gwb24 You’re the one that fell for it, Mr. Delusional.

      • Elizabeth

        Good man!

      • cajun_2

        When trolls trash you , delete your comment, or call you names, you know you hit them with a FACT…They hate that!

    • RanierWest

      If you make to many “unsolicited” mentions to these twits your account will be suspended (some indefinitely).

      • Elizabeth

        Interesting but not suprising.

        • H50 ✓RAT

          They will flag you in a heartbeat. Causing the demise of a conservative on twitter with an indefinite suspension is like an Eagle Scout badge for them.

          • ButteryWench

            Tell me about it. I butthurt Ellen Barkin and I got suspended.

          • H50 ✓RAT

            I spent more time in twitmo than I can count. I’m not even rude, they just cant take constructive criticism.

          • Corey Dennison

            I spent more time in twitmo than I can count.

            If you can’t find that line later on, it’s cuz I shamelessly stole it for future use.


          • H50 ✓RAT


  • RanierWest

    they didn’t even catch that she wasn’t a Senator… She was a Governor.

  • AmericanMom

    Liberals really hate Palin. She’s potentially lethal to their mentality and they know it. Sarah has more smarts in her pinkie finger than the who lot of leftists have when put together.

    • Perry

      She probably scares libs more than any person since Reagan.

      • AmericanMom

        Amen to that. There are trolls here bashing her who haven’t a clue that she’s outsmarted democrat powers that be many times.

        • Humanary Stew

          And the republican establishment as well,

  • H50 ✓RAT

    Astonishing that there are so many stupid people out there calling SP stupid. Good golly Miss Molly. Talk about bat shat crazy.
    I guess the Daily Currant should make their satire banner bigger for the reading comprehension impaired.

    • drw

      Wouldn’t help, they’d have to change it to something like “None of this is true but it could be considered funny as long as you don’t expect too much.”, and that’s just too long.

      • H50 ✓RAT

        I was thinking more along the keep it simple lines;
        Attention Morons; Its a joke!

        • drw

          Simple and to the point, perfect!

  • VictorErimita

    There’s stupid people. Then the even dumber and then there’s the kind of people who will believe the most obvious of hoaxes because they fit their bigoted preconceived prejudices.

  • 277Volt

    Get in such a hurry to spew hate you’re likely to fall for this kind of satire.

  • Steve__Jacobson

    I will gurantee that all those people ragging on Gov. Palin sat in front of TV last week nodding their heads in agreement during CNN’s explantion of how the plane could have flown into a “Black Hole”.

  • CableNewsGuy

    That’s freakin hilarious.

  • FramersForCruz

    the left trapped in their own bi-Polar Vortex of Palin ironically paint themselves as the idiots. No wonder they want to ban guns, with accuracy that bad. I think “The Daily Currant” has clearly cemented their position as “The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record”.

  • ProfShadow

    Reel ’em in! Then skin ’em and hang them to dry….

    Wow, gullibility reigns in Liberal minds!

  • Noah

    “how is she a senator”.. says the idjit trying to ridicule somebody else’s intellect.
    never was a senator (did they even do a quick google or check wikipedia before diving headfirst into the empty concrete pool of moron?!)

  • FlatFoot

    That would be hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetically sad. Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • $100243578

    Thank you twitchy for affirming how smart Palin haters are before they could delete their “intelligence”,.. Wow, hate really does make people stupid.

  • lesterwink23

    They still fall for it because they desperately want it to be true

  • Perry

    Dang, mods deleted my Sarah Palin Wonder Woman pic. :(

  • LVR

    A lie will travel around the world before the truth gets out of bed.This isn’t satire, it was done deliberately.

    • seek456

      you are correct. Anything to malign Palin – and they know that the left will believe it even after it comes out that it was an ugly lie, once again.

  • Orpheus75

    well, considering that the same crowd believes what she said from watching SNL. And don’t bat an eyelash at the comments from Nancy Pelosi and Debbie Whatshername Schultz.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Well, like Magnus said, there’s stupid people, then the even dumber, and then there’s the “I think Daily Currant is real news site” kind of stupid. Bravo, liberals. Bravo.

    You’d think they’d save their energy for the Obamacare spin machine next week. “They hit 6 million, farther than their goal of 5 million. Shut up! No one ever said 7 million!”

  • Wag_a_muffin

    “Sarah Palin is so stupid that I believe a fake article!”

  • mrspinky85

    This isn’t funny because, although this shows some people will believe anything, this cost our country a good woman to be VP. I mean they still complain about her in no political position while our actual VP is really dumb.

  • Mapache

    But MSNBC actually suggested the possibility it got lost in a black hole.

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      So did CNN which people act like is a reliable news source. CNN even suggested zombie and ghost planes.

      • Mapache

        A ghost plane is simply one that flies by itself after all passengers and crew are incapacitated like in the case of Payne Stewart. I personally thought it flew too low and a giant Kracken grabbed it out of the sky and all the passengers have been taken to a netherworld to be forced to make Obamacare buttons.

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    Libs are the most gullible sheep on this planet. They are mocking Palin for something she didn’t actually even say, AGAIN, meanwhile they still consider CNN a credible news source after they claimed a zombie plane/black hole is to blame for the missing plane.

  • MrNewCastrati

    Here’s another lie that John Kerry will be throwing around for years.

  • Jeffrey Rogers

    Progressives are always good for a laugh. Morons.

  • Jeffrey Rogers

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz FISH ON!!!!!

  • Bill Phillips

    How much you wanna bet stupid (YES they are the truly stupid ones) Liberals will still be telling this fake story 5 years from now and believe every word of it to be true …just like they still believe Sarah said that famous ‘see Russia from her house’ BS that was also a made up quote by Tina Fey on the unfunny SNL!

  • Ms. Abigail van Beagle

    Didn’t take long for a female liberal to use her lovely woman-hate vocabulary on another woman. Much like with the racial slurs, they always seem to have the most filthy anti-woman epithets on the tips of their tongues.

  • FirstBoot

    How do you even begin to combat such malignant ignorance. I wish I had just half of Sarah Palin’s intestinal fortitude. She doesn’t see herself as a victim and she will never surrender. She has a lovely family and she is a strong, smart, accomplished woman. I admire her.

  • Bill Phillips

    Hey …Jon Stewart & Jimmy Kimmel are their favorite news journalists …so we shouldn’t be surprised!

  • Bill Phillips

    You’d of thought the “fact” that the phony story stated that Sarah was a “senator” should have given these moronic liberals a clue that there was something ‘seriously wrong’ with this story!

  • MaMa1

    I’m so glad that most dems are illiterate. Otherwise they wouldn’t be nearly so funny!

  • Cindy Munford

    So did any of these people buy a clue? The first person’s tweet seems to indicate that Gov. Palin is now a senator.

  • Corey Dennison

    How many times do these lib-idiots have to fall for the same satire site, over and over and over and over….

    Every time. I can’t believe these morons are allowed to vote.

  • mushdogs

    Sarah Palin. Living rent-free in the heads of delusional liberals since 2008. LMAO.

  • ernst1776

    But tell the same dupes that Hillary Clinton declined an extra security request for US consulate in Benghazi, Libya and they will all cry “conspiracy” or “she would never do that”. idiots are what they are

  • Jess

    Hi, sorry I have a question – it might be because I am not American, can someone explain to me what indicates that all these people are lefties or liberals? I am confused. Is it that they took glee in thinking Palin said something so inane? Surely if she had said that (hypothetically) both Republicans and Democrats would have concluded it to be unbelievably stupid. Or is it that they believe the satirical site? I guess I’m just confused as to how you can tell someones policy preferences based on something like this.

  • DavidKramer

    These satirical sites are not meant to be satirical, IMO. They were created by these lefty freaks to create a narrative that any sane person would see as completely irrational, yet the lefties fall for it ALL the time. I think this is one of the Saul Alinsky style attacks. No rational news site could do this, so they create these satirical sites to drive or create a narrative. Plus, some of the lefties do it to drive us up the wall, intentionally.

    Just my honest opinion.

  • Inflazky1

    Fricken progressive haters take the bait and run with it. Guess we know who are really the stupid ones.

    • Karl Winrich

      I wonder how many years now they are going believe this one just like the infamous Tina Fey SNL skit “I can see Russia from my house” line.

      Still more proof that liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • Kakarot

    Interesting, if true.

    What (if anything) is your point?

    • guest310168

      Happens on both sides.

  • Booker

    You know, when I see the amount of people that retweet this garbage, it serves as a reminder as to how stupid some folks in this country are. These folks nullify your vote, guys.

  • goatbeard

    What I find remarkable is that the left-wing media outlets do not loose their audience after repeatedly telling easily falsifiable lies. This likely selects for certain types, with the lack of self-respect, doublethink, or feeling of belonging to the same self-congratulating group above all.

  • Misha Kejser

    You really think the ProgFascists don’t know that this is a satire site? Really? Open a book. It doesn’t matter if it’s the truth or not, if enough of them parrot it it will BECOME the truth.

    Ferchrissakes, you gullible fools, the socialists have been playing this game for ages. They know what they’re doing. You have no fracking clue what you’re up against. But keep on thinking that they’re humans. They’re not.

  • Michael Rice

    I wonder if the passengers can see Russia from Heaven.

  • mzk1_1

    I like the guy who thinks she is a Senator.
    As someone who lives abroad, I suspect that if you do an international survey of people who have heard of Sarah Palin, a very high percentage, perhaps a majority, would think she actually uttered Tina Fey’s line.

  • mzk1_1

    Yes, but when we do it, it is trumpeted as proof that Fox News, for example, site should not be considered reliable. How many times has the New York Times been caught? Yet which one is Wikipedia more likely to accept as reliable?

    • guest310168

      Go Google that Fox story – none of the conservative sites covered it (Townhall, Daily Caller, Breitbart etc.). None. Double standard?

  • mzk1_1

    I think Mrs. Palin should get Tina Fey’s paycheck for the new movie. After all, for all practical purposes, Tina Fey has basically replaced her, a weird kind of identity theft.

  • Adam Johnson

    Go look at everyone above’s Twitter feed. Almost all of them claim to know it was satire before they posted it, and that were just trying to anger Palin supporters. The only one I actually might believe is the one that called her a Senator. It’s funny when people call others an idiot, then get proven to be the ACTUAL idiot.

    • Mick_Pearson

      Forget it Jake, it’s Twitchytown.

      • Adam Johnson

        Yup. You would think these idiots by now would realize that Daily Currant is a really bad version of the Onion. Also notice most of the ones that said it was correct without a doubt deleted their accounts?

  • zx74125800

    Come on, no one fell for this. No one actually believes Mrs. Palin is this dense. Not a fan, she is frighteningly un-informed, but “flew to high”,

    • Corey Dennison

      Yes they did fall for this. And this isn’t the first time.

      Not a fan, she is frighteningly un-informed

      Proof please.

      EDIT: Well…it’s been over 12 hours. I’m starting to think our little troll might have been talking out of his butt about Palin being ‘frighteningly un-informed.’

    • RefudiateGOPe

      And what may she be uniformed about? Put your money where your mouth is.

  • johnholliday

    And they call HER stupid

  • johnholliday

    You know who’s next? John Kerry

  • atlas007

    The only STUPID people are the Left wing jerks who believe the crap written about Palin. They need to grow up.

  • Guest

    I guess that explains how Barack Obama got re-elected. Not a very bright group…

  • OneWomanWolfPack

    Low-information voters. Gullible, line-towing, uninformed, pathetic.

  • ctmom

    And one of the geniuses thinks she is a Senator?

    • Marie

      That was my favorite one…hahaha

  • usaok59

    Why don’t conservatives ever try this tactic on the libs?

    You know this story is going to be hung on Sarah forever! Just like seeing Russia was. The “walking dead” never realize they are wrong because they are too stupid to find the truth.

    • david286

      Because most conservative are smart enough to verify off the wall claims. 😉

  • John Urban

    Problem is, the jerks at DC knew this would be taken seriously, and that far more people would NEVER hear that this was satire. That’s why they printed it.

  • B-rad

    And these people are allowed to vote. SMH

  • Richard Watson

    Sarah Palin thinks she knows everything. Everyone knows it flew in to a black hole. @JoeBiden

  • Dixon Allen

    Stupid? I think not. Compare her retirement portfolio to yours…

  • donnagowdyjohns

    #1 Libs obviously can’t read. #2 If they do actually know how to read and realize this is satire yet continue to promote it as a realism….proves to me that they are threatened by Palin. She owns their souls! Go Sarah!

  • ThreePer

    There truly is no hope for the human race… Thanks liberals.

  • ErinTib Croughwell

    Yeah and I’m looking at the top comment…Somebody asks how she got to be senator…lol Talk about being uninformed.

  • guest310168

    Stupid Colorado Republicans Fall For Satire And Introduce Stupid Pot/Food Stamps Bill

    Proving there is absolutely no limit to Republicans’ ignorance and their irrational fear of poor people leading lives of something more than abject misery, after reading a satire article claiming that people were using food stamps to buy marijuana, Colorado legislators have introduced a bill that would prevent that. Of course, it’s not actually happening.

    The story was picked up by at least one conservative website, with no links to the satire story.

    Of course, no one is buying marijuana with food stamps. In fact, for right now, it’s a cash only business. People can’t even pay with credit cards because banks, which are federally regulated, are not allowed to recognize marijuana dispensaries as legal businesses. But, that won’t stop Republicans from creating yet another straw man to keep people hatin’ on the poor.

    • ImTheNana

      Deflection, thy name is denial.

      • guest310168

        I’ve got more down the page :)

        • ImTheNana

          More fallacy is still just fallacious.

          • guest310168

            Here are the headlines:

            No Breitbart, Paul Krugman Hasn’t Filed For Bankruptcy

            Limbaugh Falls For “White Males Should Kill Themselves” Satire Piece

            Fox News’ Anna Kooiman Falls For Parody About Obama Funding Muslim Museum

            Drudge Report falls for Satire site story on Mayor Bloomberg


        • Elizabeth

          No one reads your links and you’ll be gone soon enough anyway. :)

          • guest310168

            Gee, Elizabeth. Thanks for commenting :)

    • Savannah

      Um…I believe the controversy was recipients using atm’s at/near the shops and taking out cash in order to buy the pot. Much like using benefit cards at liquor stores and strip clubs. A word of advice buddy. Relax your righteous indignation.

      • Finrod Felagund

        He can’t relax his righteous indignation, because it’s all he has.

  • George Murrey

    Oh yes, the lefties are so stupid. But they did make fun of Gov Palin for death panels that didn’t exist in obamacare, and then warned about Russia. Oppps, three strikes, in baseball they struck out. Next batter of fools just come right up and take another swing.

    • ImTheNana

      “Oppps”? “Three strikes”? And they should not have been warned about Russia?

      Let me guess, you still believe she can see Russia from her house, right? #Fey


  • liberalssuck

    Didn’t Commie news network suggest a black hole?

  • pajamakat

    And these people vote. Enough said

  • ImTheNana

    It’s even more humorous that, when they find out they were duped, most of them try to deflect, instead of taking it on the chin.

  • Tantalus XVI

    …and have the nerve to get mad when we cite my avatar or call them parrots and drones…

    I wonder how many retweets I could get if I said “Crimean Senator Sarah Palin believes flight 370 flew straight into heaven.”

  • George Layman

    This is more evidence of how ignorant liberals are> The fact they voted for Obama once was an indicator, then a second time showed they were brain damaged and now they invested everything in the rodeo clown they would rather drag America into a black hole than admit they are so dumb. The list of Obama’s failures is long yet they justify , lie, revise the past and more to defend him, or get a freebie from government like an Obamaphone . Parasites, beggars and dependents are the hardcore base of the den party.

  • Abortion Barbie

    And yet the Libbtards listen to CNN’s Don Lemon speculate if the plane went into a black hole.

    Maybe Ole Donny was fantasizing more than speculating.

  • Cordstreet

    It’s scary how scared Liberals are of Palin.

  • JimmieMee

    Lefties are not gullible they don’t believe this, they are proudly bearing false witness against their neighbor it is what they do and why they are anti Christian

  • slimshades26

    People are posting this on FB all over the place with ugly remarks with it. So many quotes have been wrongly attributed to her (Palin), or let’s call it for what it is, lies, and people are so eager to believe that they just assume it’s another “truth”. Shameful that no one is willing to look TWICE at what is being spoon fed. So the Daily Currant is like the The Onion and serving up a liberals favorite meal, crap.

  • tp517

    We live in a country full of morons and a lot of them are in the media.

  • billkoch

    It is easy to confuse a liberal. Just say something bad about a conservative and it will be sent through the country as fast as the electrons can move it. Seems like it is time for liberals to listen to a conservative, Ronald Reagan, “Trust, but verify.”

  • davidnohe

    We laugh, but unfortunately, this is how they Quayled Dan Quayle. Float some nonsensical statement out there, planting it in the uninformed’s minds and it become permanent. However, Sarah Palin is no Dan Quayle…she’ll fight back. I wish Sarah would sue their shorts off for defamation/slander/libel…whatever she can get them on.

  • Savannah

    Seems I spend half my time refuting satirical posts and memes that are flat out wrong or viciously skewed. And 80% of the time it is from the left. People love to be haters though and will believe anything bad about the “enemy”. Time we woke up and realized we are all Americans.

  • Jake Bradford

    The problem is, even when you explain it’s not what she said, they’ll go on believing it.

  • Mark Carlson

    And they think Conservatives hate women? Who’s the delusional ones here?

  • Bolt Upright

    The Liberal gene has been identified. It is not nice to fool the handicapped.

  • Ivy_King

    We know that “the plane went to heaven” alleged Palin quote is a complete fabrication. We know that the “I can see Russia from my house” quote is a complete fabrication. Does that stop Lefty from spreading the lies? I think not. “Truth” is an abstract concept to Lefty. It’s not about accuracy or inaccuracy, it’s about the ability to persuade, the ability to garner votes, and the ability to translate votes into POWER…power to dictate and control. Just remember what the end game is for Lefty.

  • RUexperienced

    This line should have let everyone know it was fake:

    I’m no expert on international aviation.

    When has Sarah Palin ever admitted that she was not an expert at something?

    • Ivy_King

      Do you dig the “plane went to heaven” lie? Are you prepared to spread the lie, like a good soldier?

    • Marvin Nelson

      IDIOT. The article was a parody, not real, fake, etc. Are you libturds really that stupid or does Sarah Palin live in your head to the extent that you will believe anything about her? Only DimocRATS can’t tell the difference between fantasy and reality. Maroons.

      • RUexperienced

        Palin is the one who is easily misled. Remember when she was pranked in the 2008 election? She thought she was talking to French President Sarkosy?

        She never knew she was being pranked, even when he said he wanted to hunt from helicopters with her, he could see Belgium from his house and that he liked her documentary movie called “Nalin’ Palin.”

        • Savannah

          Two words for you…Nancy Pelosi

        • Perry

          Crazy. Joe. Biden.

        • Corey Dennison

          Yeah…because those same pranksters never pranked anyone else, did they?

          You probably also think Barack “57 States” Obama is some sort of frickin’ genius, don’t you?

    • Corey Dennison

      When has Sarah Palin ever admitted that she was not an expert at something?

      And I’m sure you have plenty of quotes of her claiming she is an expert on everything?


      • RUexperienced

        Sarah Palin: “I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree.”

  • Luka

    Liberals – Question FoxNews’ credibility, get their news from satire.

  • Jonathan

    Awesome truth – even when duped, they won’t back down. Did everyone see where one of the uneducated asked how Sarah could possibly be a senator?

    • Marvin Nelson

      Senator, governor, whatever. They don’t know the difference because they only get their news from the Lame Stream Media.

    • divingpetrel

      What do you expect from someone who calls himself “DimV(oter)”?

  • Marvin Nelson

    Looks like the stupid 50% got taken in once again. They are such children.

    • Bill Phillips


  • Paul C.

    That’s where the words “low info voters” came from!!

  • kateorjane

    It’s funny how hard some of the PDS dopes try & spin the reality that they are idiots and blame everyone else for them getting duped. Some use the old “yeah but she is that stupid” and the “so BFD that I retweeted satire as fact” and an offense of “you’re as stupid as she is.” They just can’t admit that in their eagerness to slam her they didn’t bother to notice the source.

    • Perry

      They still don’t know Tina Fey is the one who said she could see Russia from her house.

  • Richard Willey

    I have to admit it>>> these people are really SMARTE!!!!

  • Mark Rushing

    As an atheist myself, I truly hate to be thought of as being in the same class with these idiots. Libtards are the dumbest asshats on earth and never have a friggin clue as to what the hell they are talking about. “How is she even a senator?” LOL.. Even if she were a senator how would that compare to all the dumb shit spewed from the mouths of Shiela (400 year old Constitution) Jackson-Lee, Nancy (gotta pass it to find out whats in it) Pelosi and thousands of other stupid things said by libtard traitors in government?

  • RVNMike

    You can see how stupid these left wing clowns are. These are the people who voted for obama and his bunch. Typical demo-rats. You can tell them anything.

  • Ron St Clair

    I am always left scratching my head after reading the comments of the libs. How is it that Conservatives are considered “mean spirited?” And for all the humor they find in what they think the Gov. said I just imagine them on the edge of their seats while CNN spent 2 nights discussing their “Black Hole” theory.

  • alleycat22

    And if you like your plan, you can keep your plan… I never heard anything Rev Wright said against white or America… Bill Ayres is just a guy in the hood… Liberals will and can believe Anything they want to believe! PERIOD!!

    • TexSizzle

      “I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” Lewis Carroll, Through The Looking-Glass, And What Alice Found There

      Did they come through the looking glass?

  • SirBeavis

    Funny, they didn’t react like when Don Lemon suggested it flew into a black hole. Oh right a liberal with the right skin color…so the black hole is probable.

  • sb36695

    Ignorance is bliss. But it sucks for the rest of us!

  • disqus_qm6OxDniZ1

    “Stuck in heaven,” sure…ask any liberal. They will correctly tell you the plane didn’t get stuck in Heaven, it got stuck in the polluted Ozone that is causing Global Warming.

  • Marv Ack

    I want to convince the world that I’m the most idiotic loser in the history of mankind. But how?

    Oh, I know! I’ll say “defo.” That oughta do it.

  • Susan

    Gee, I only thought conservatives used hate speech. Not! Seems to me that Governor Palin, not Senator, guys; gets under your skin. I think you all protest too much.

  • Douglas Morris

    my GOD the stupidity of the average American is frightening.

    • keyboard jockey

      When CNN thinks that the black hole theory for what happened to the Malaysia flight was a possibility, and MSNBC put’s on psychics to explain what happened to the flight, we all have to evaluate what those network’s know about their audience’s. It’s not the entire American population, but we do have a “lunatic fringe” segment of the population. I don’t know why those two cable network’s pander to the fringe?

      • USNbubblehead

        They’re home to watch. The rest of us have jobs.

        • keyboard jockey

          But the network sells advertising time to afford to stay on air. They are supposed to be selling their sponsor’s products (airing commercials) I doubt the sofa surfers can afford what their sponsor’s are selling.

          Fox business plan is pretty simple and successful, program for the desirable demographic with disposable income.

  • stuckinIL4now

    This is just like how they all totally got sucked in by Don Lemon and his black hole theory, among others, all of which get total credibility because CNN is libturd Obumuh media–or the LIM as in “low information media” as Rush calls them.

  • Lienathan

    And I guarantee you each and every one of these boneheads thinks they are the smartest person in any given room.

  • Mike Lawson

    Wow you librals are more ignorant than what you believe Palin is. You should stop listening to leftist media for all your wisdom and facts and find the truth elsewhere!!

  • JJay278

    fact check, fact check, fact check. If something sounds unbelievable for the most part it usually is.

  • Kulcuda

    What is sad is that once proven and shown that this was a satirical piece, did not happen nor does she believe or have said it these losers will still believe it. Damn they may have jobs, children, drive and perish the thought VOTE..goes to show that it is true what they say Liberalism is a disease and there is no cure.

  • Mike Benton

    Since they are LOOKING for ways to destroy the GOP they are easy to trip up.

  • Vision Rider

    Funny how easy it is to fool some of the people all of the time. These dumb folks are ever hopeful to find someone, anyone, dumber than they are as they bite on any hook tossed in the water.

  • Steven H

    She’s also a Senator now?

  • JimSherwood3

    The Daily Current crew is on a collision course with a mega-bucks liable and slander suit.

    • Arkuy The Great

      Given the pretty loud satire disclaimer on their site I think that will be a hard wall to climb. The nitwits who re-reported the story uncritically not so much.

  • Leslie Davis

    Ya’ll would have to be Stupid as Hell to think she said that…Or so Gullible I bet Y’all believed you could keep your Health care… But… that just Proves to Us that You must be a Dumbacrat…. But… Really?? That Just makes You a RETARD!!!!

    • Proud2bfromtheUSA

      Please don’t use the word retard it is an offensive word for those who are gifted with a mentally disability, also many are not as mentally deficient as Liberals.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    This is a sad reminder, stupid people vote.

  • USN Veteran

    Libtards are so stupid. I think we figured out where they get the rest of the their facts… Satirical news sites, that explains so much.

    • keyboard jockey

      Their main source is or used to be Jon Stewart Comedy Central. Bless their hearts.

  • keyboard jockey

    If you don’t stand for something – you will fall for anything.

  • Iokobos

    The internet, use it! I see plenty of false quotes about Obama that I *want* to believe he said but a quick google search will show it was a false lead like the Currant.

  • Ghee!

    I hate being late to the party on comments because somebody has already said something I wanted to say! Nonetheless, liberals = morons… film at 11.

  • Diggur

    I can’t believe how many people think that pop culture is actual news. I also can’t believe how uninformed these people are. Did you notice that the first guy thinks that she’s a Senator?

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    This is why they believe the words that come out of B.O.s mouth.

    • keyboard jockey

      Well it’s on the internet so it must be true/ LOL

      • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

        And I’m a French model!

        • Arkuy The Great

          Pics or it did not happen, OP!

          • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

            The beauty of Photoshop. And now with advanced software and CG They can provide video “evidence” of anyone doing anything. And the DNA tests will “prove” it. It takes all the worry out of looking for truth and justice.

      • Corey Dennison

        I got an e-mail from Abraham Lincoln confirming that.

  • Ghee!

    If you go and look at all their timelines, most of them are backpeddling with the typical, “Oh, conservatives don’t know satire when they see it” shtick. @michaelfalzon does a brilliant job of typing with his foot shoved deep into his stomach cavity.

    God love em’, but liberals are just too fun to watch as they make comedy of themselves.

    • keyboard jockey

      I have always been aware that there is a shallow -ignorant segment of the American population, but what social media has done is amplify it to record proportions IMO.

      • Ghee!

        Social media is a magnifying glass.

  • j p✓ʳᵉᶠʳᶦᵉᵈ

    There should be a parallel satire effort to balance out the lingering dingbat oral history that gets launched by this one. “Joe Biden was overheard to say, on an open mike he was unaware of, ‘I’d love me some black booty’, and the audience at the fund raiser applauded.”

  • Rock ThisTown

    Palin: Fake story that she said it went to heaven. Lo-info voters go berserk.

    CNN’s Don Lemon: Real story that he said it may have gone into a black hole. Lo-info voters remain silent.

  • Clete Torres

    I love it.

    All these intelligent lefties that think Palin is a drooling, knuckle-dragging neanderthal do so LINKING the daily currant’s story to their comments.

    What. Complete. Idiots.

    • keyboard jockey

      they appear to be back peddling but twitchy is forever.

    • Arkuy The Great

      It was part of Ronald Reagan’s grand political strategy back in the day. He wore the persona of the “amiable dunce” and forced his opponents to keep underestimating him.

  • Quart

    that first tweet caused me to have an anurysm

  • Kit Smelser

    Even when a liberal is quoted as say something outrageous, I try to verify it before commenting. Duh!

  • Bokshil Kim

    If you don’t know, what you don’t know, then you are a low information progressive.

  • Resist_Tyranny

    Never trust anyone who doesn’t have a sense of humor:)

  • Danny Wheeler

    Man, the people mistake the Daily Currant’s satires for real news? THAT is sad.

  • USNbubblehead

    I would laugh uproariously at the morons who would take a fictitious, satirical news story seriously, except I realize that these same people will be out there voting for our next congresspeople and president, in all likelihood.

    • bicentennialguy

      The very same ones who believe she said she can see Russia from her house.

      • USNbubblehead

        The very same.

        Tina Fey got a lot of mileage out of that one.

        • Arkuy The Great

          Give Tina Fey credit for being a very talented caricaturist. That others cannot distinguish the creative absurdity from reality is not her fault.

          • USNbubblehead

            Nor did I imply that it was. When you’re in that business, you get all the mileage you can out of anything.

  • RanierWest

    Even after post after post rebutting on The Daily Currant’s own site… they keep posting as if she has said it. I’m enjoying this too much seeing them hit the brick wall except these people are dragging the whole country down.

  • Baroke Insane Owebama

    Most of them are too busy sucking My turds to pay proper attention to the source of the article.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Almost as funny (read:STUPID) as CNN’s “Black Hole” Theory, but… Not even close. The Daily Currant forgot one thing:Sarah would NEVER say something like that! ‘Nuff said. Jawamax 8<{D}

    • Arkuy The Great

      I think that was exactly what the DC was going for. They came out with a statement that was as silly, stupid and insensitive as what that CNN desk jockey spewed on the air, set it in the mouth of someone that “everybody knows” to be a blithering fool (yeah, I know…) and, vwa-laa, you have a theater-of-the-absurd caricature satire. Problem is there are too many out there who cannot distinguish the caricature from reality. QED.

  • bicentennialguy

    Yes, ALMOST as stupid as a CNN anchor asking if global warming causes asteroids to come closer to the earth.

  • bicentennialguy

    ALMOST as stupid as asking if Guam is going to tip over if more Marines are stationed there.

  • bicentennialguy

    ALMOST as stupid as asking NASA if the Mars Rover is going to go to where the astronauts planted the flag.

  • rm1evo

    Hook, line and sinker.

  • Indynana

    If a Liberal says it – it becomes fact! And all rest of the little liberal lemming parrot it back , NO questions asked!

    If a liberal Politician says it, the liberal voter believes it – Without question!

    • USNbubblehead

      Yeah, it works the same way for any cult.

  • Akbull

    Lefties believe Obama is a good President! Show you how much smarts they have! and they have a problem with Sarah Palin?? Dumb people the left!

  • bicentennialguy

    OK, one more…ALMOST as stupid as getting on the floor of the House and saying you are standing there as a freed slave.

  • alanstorm

    These tweeters are dumb enough to be considered “intellectuals” on the left.

  • bicentennialguy

    Oh, WTH…ALMOST as stupid as claiming there are 57 states and pronouncing “corpsman” as corpseman.

  • dsanner106

    They are grasping at straws, anything that that will make their own politicians seem normal.

    • bicentennialguy

      That is a Herculean task.

  • Indynana

    The 57 states, and learning to speak Australian , a Corpse man and the Gulf Coast of South Carolina ? They have to make $hit up to deflect from the real moron –

  • Sam Johnson

    What is the matter with this country. Every thing Palin has said has come true. I even think what she said about Flight 370 is very empathetic to the ones that have loved ones on that flight. No one believe in God anymore??? And her “you can see Russia from my house” is very true. And we better wake up to that comment. They can easily reach this country with a missile or worse.

  • Myiq2xu

    Every one of the half-wits who fell for this imagines that he/she is intellectually superior to Sarah Palin.

  • Indynana

    NOTE to Liberals:: IF you are getting your news from a satirical newspaper, you have more problems and issues than you know! (beyond help)

  • © Sponge

    They’ll buy that right along side the CNN ‘black hole’ theory.

    Society is DOOOOOMED. Idiocracy is HERE, baby.

  • Indynana

    can “The Daily Current” be sued for this BS ?
    They claim to be a satirical newspaper.
    Does that get them off the hook for a slander law suit?
    KNOWING that there are so many ignorant people that believe this crap – They need to keep repeating that it is simply SATIRE … ( Would that sink in to the liberals ? Do they even understand what satire means? )

    • Jeff Coil

      Yes, being satirical does “get them off the hook”.

    • J August

      The Onion does similar satire.

    • RUexperienced

      In order for Palin to win a slander case in court, Sarah Palin would have to prove that she was financially harmed by it.

      But as we know, Palin Inc prospers every time she is attacked. The more she is attacked, the more money people send her. Sarah Palin thrives on incidents like this, comments from Martin Bashir, Kathy Gifford, Bill Maher, etc.

      Cha ching! Cha Ching!!!!

  • Jeff Coil

    That statement is so patently absurd that no reasonable person would believe it to be true. Which explains why liberals pounced on it.

  • Ya Dont Say?

    Palin still has it. she need only do a driveby and all the moonbats start barking. LMAO!

    • Indynana

      They are protecting Killery – and this is all part of the preparation….

  • Frank Grayson

    That first Tweet, from DIMV, perfect name for a DIM bulb.

    I was going to say that the satirical quote looks like something you might find on SNL, and therefore how could anyone believe anything so ridiculous. But then I remembered that since most left-wingers get their “news” from Weekend Update(and the Daily Show), it is understandable how they could be so stupid.

    • guest310168

      Yes, Fox News is much better :)

      Fox News’ Anna Kooiman Falls For Parody About Obama Funding Muslim Museum

      Fox News host Anna Kooiman fell for a fake story that said President Obama is using his own money to keep a museum dedicated to Muslim culture open during the government shutdown.

      The government has been shut down since Tuesday. The co-hosts of “Fox and Friends Saturday” lamented the closure of the World War II Memorial, which Kooiman claimed “doesn’t seem fair especially” because “President Obama has offered to pay out of his own pocket for the museum of Muslim culture.”

      The fake report came from National Report, a parody news site. The story said that Obama told reporters earlier this week that the shutdown was “a great time to learn about the faith of Islam.”

      • Savannah

        Is that all you are going to say this morning? Over and over you’ve said this! Nobody cared the other six times you posted it!

        • guest310168

          Gee, and you cared enough to reply. Sweet of you.

          • Kakarot

            More like ‘mock’, Guest.

            But for you that might be close enough to keep you happy. (and paid?)

          • Corey Dennison

            Pro Tip: If you’ve ever have a repetitive post removed by a moderator, you just might be a spam-troll.

            Congratulations, troll.

      • Arkuy The Great

        Then there is CNN speculating about the plane falling into a black hole. You going to get all sanctimonious about that bit of journalistic malpractice?

      • Corey Dennison

        But, but, but Fox! And Bush! And Halliburton!

    • Jerry Camp

      The left still quotes SNL as if the words came from Palin anyways…so, nothing new here. They are too freaking stupid to be allowed to vote.

  • Diane

    Libs obviously cannot distinguish truth from lies. They re-elected this dweeb in spite of all the proven lies he told in his first term, didn’t they? Their “BS-radar” is severely broken.

  • iconoclast

    Anyone who believes this satire as well as the SNL satire about seeing Russia from her house should immediately burn their voter ID card and never vote again. They are too stupid to responsibly exercise their franchise.

  • Ben Smull

    Now if Hillary had been reported to have said this, then everything would have been okay…MSNBC “ahhh hillary she is so concerned and compassionate, such a humanitarian…blah, blah, blah…”

  • Eric Weaver

    some people just make me believe in de-evolution, they are stupider and stupider everyday.

  • Sharon Kutz

    No mind of their own. Like old women repeating juicy gossip over the back fence.


    This is why I love what Daily Currant does. Leftists think that it is actually credible, embarrassing themselves even further.

  • FreedomRecon

    Honestly, they will believe anything. And even funnier to me is the goofball at the top of the thread mocking Mrs. Palin, and at the same time saying…how is she is senator? LOL ummm she’s not.

  • Arkuy The Great

    Satire or not, it is much too soon for the Currant to engage in such “speculation”. There are families out there whose loved ones are not accounted for. And even in China they do read about reports in US news services. This is salt in their gaping wounds. Not classy!

  • reachrenee

    What do you expect from the people who voted twice for Obama

  • Mahakala

    More proof liberalism is a mental disorder

  • autdrew4real

    Did anyone ever tell them what idiots they are & what the Currant is? I didn’t see any mocking them & this just keeps the idiotic delusional hatred of her alive.

  • Randy Edens

    Well, SHE called the Ukraine issue 6 years ago, so what’s that say about how smart our POTUS is?

  • David Maguire

    Liberals will believe ANYTHING they are told to believe as long as it is anti conservative.

  • Roy

    weird a lot of deleted and foreign based accounts.

    • cajun_2

      OFA must have a world wide account perhaps?…;-)

  • GulfPundit

    Someone left the irony on.

  • Jay Stevens

    Magnus tweeted:
    “There’s stupid people. Then the even dumber and then there’s The Sarah Palin kind of stupid”

    Then there’s weapons grade stupid for believing the contents of a satire site.

  • Micki280

    I have to say all of you people that posted here are idiots! You can’t even tell when you’ve been had! She said no such thing and BTW, She’s not a Senator (yet)….she was Governor of Alaska and she quit because of stupid left wing liberals were sapping the taxpayer’s of Alaska suing her constantly over BS. You should try looking up stuff before you post it and frankly; I’m appalled that Michelle Malkin posted this crap!

    • Duddioman

      You DO realize that Malkin posted this here because she is highlighting the stupidity of the people above that believed this lie about Palin? It’s what Twitchy does……. =/

  • Russell R Weller

    More evidence that liberals label blatant misinformation as fact. *face palm*

  • Kakarot

    Apropos nothing much — Has anyone heard anything from (or about) Suzi Parker lately?

  • John Andrews

    Once again all the liberal haters are found to be far less intelligent than the subject of their ridicule.. In fact, they are so stupid, they will not even get how badly they have been owned… All you have to do is read their post above for proof.. Pathetic really…

  • John Bibb

    The American Pravda Media PRESSTITUTES–and their liberal / socialist / statist / marxist / communist sycophants–still fear the dreaded ‘Cuda strikes! As do a lot of RINO / CINO / Assistant Dumbocr*ps like Boo-Hoo Boehner and Senator McConnell.
    Which is why they work so hard to do preemptive Tina Fey type strikes on this decent, strong Christian Conservative woman. And vile attacks on her great family also.
    Old Air Force maxim, “When you start taking flak–you know that you are over the target!” Governor Sarah Palin is starting her next bombing runs now. And they know it very well.

  • jakee308

    “Still, a man hears what he wants to hear. And disregards the rest.”

    And you can’t reason them out of it either. They must finally see it for themselves or they will never change their mind.

    That 52% of the country still voted for failed President and Liar Barack Obama is proof of the persistency of ignorance.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    They believe this, but still refuse to believe Bill Clinton had sex with that woman….duh!

  • AlmaAlma

    You know, there was a Garfield cartoon that I’d looked for for years.
    Odie has jumped straight into a glass jar that Garfield is holding out, with a bemused look on his face.
    It never failed to make me laugh for some reason.
    Liberals remind me of Odie.

  • in_awe

    When did CNN start its own satire segment? Last week they covered alien capture of the airplane and a black hole as possible explanations for the disappearance of MH370. Actually these theories were covered during their “news” programming. It has gotten to the point where you can’t tell the difference between satire and reality at CNN anymore.

  • CAmom760

    What actually happened is flight 370 flew right into 0bama’s school records and his defense of the Constitution. OBVIOUSLY it will never be seen again.

  • ohspareme

    But yet they buy the Black Hole theory? Gawd.

  • Mickey O’Brien

    And these people commenting on her intellectual capacity are deemed competent enough to vote. Might as well roll the age limit for voting back to 10 – 5th graders laugh at them.

  • genjac3213

    That phony quote is probably smarter than anything Caribou Barbie has ever said.

    • SpaceRacer423

      you mean other than her entirely correct prediction that Obama would allow Russia to invade the Ukraine?

    • Corey Dennison

      Thank you for proving the point of the thread.

      Damn, you left-wingers are stupid.

  • Ray Herd

    TALK ABOUT STUPID; You Dinglebats!
    FIRST OF ALL, learn to read, then learn to assemble thoughts into meaning. Learn the word “context” and learn the meaning of “satire” and how it can be applied to invoke humour.
    Even where satire does not relay humour, it still takes a preconceived thought process and twists it into another format that makes the head spin or wonder.

  • SpaceRacer423

    I know @TheDailyCurrant spends its time mocking conservatives,
    but it does a real good job of exposing the utter stupidity of “liberals.”

  • texas_suzie

    The left just wants so bad to prove Sarah is as ignorant as themselves. She out flanks them every time.

  • crusader2010

    All you have to do is mention Sarah Palin’s name and the libs and commies go apoplectic.

  • fatalrob0t

    Given the plane crashed… I’d say this would be accurate now.

  • renec

    And the demoRATS have the nerve to say Sarah Palin’s stupid. How stupid is it for you morons to believe something like that.

  • ToddF

    Ironic that CNN in REALITY, asked if Flight 370 was a victim of a supernatural event.

  • patrick quinn

    Left says Bigfoot was piloting Malaysian Airline…didn’t know how to switch to auto-pilot before encounter with UFO…demand that US search Area 51 for missing plane.

  • simpleman36

    obama thinks we have 57 states in America, how did that idiot get into office?

    • Gradivus

      Because even bigger idiots voted for him.

  • Clark-Kent

    Liberals need no evidence to convict and have never met a fact they can’t ignore.

  • Connor Kenway

    Obama said the Plane got sucked into a Wormhole and ended up in the land of the lost. My word liberals can you guys be this stupid.

  • Honu425

    What bothers me is that even after they read the Daily Currant article and KNEW what the site was they STILL believed every word of the article.
    Does anyone besides me realize that these people breed?

  • captaingrumpy

    Do they have proof that it didn’t fly to Heaven.?????

  • Jj Martin Jr.

    So Obama believes there are 58 states…not satirical like Palin. She knew you lefty idiots would think her serious…she’s a lot smarter than you are anyway. It was a test and you failed miserably?

  • Jim Hull

    if any damn one of you have a better explanation,LETS HEAR IT.

  • Deborah Cowart Cavitt

    If it were not for stupid liberal. We could get rid of the word Stupid. Sarah at least can come up with a clue. Which the liberals are clueless. So, my thought of this is that I would rather follow a thinker. She is closer than you think. I just hope they are in heaven. At least there free from the bull Sh!! here on earth. I would rather have Sarah for president at least she would be doing something. Because,she is a thinker. Not anything that lives among us with nothing to thing with.

  • abbypatch

    How did this country EVER survive all these years of freedom when it seems like 3/4 of the people in this country are so stupid. I guess college really teaches people how to think and how to tell truth from fiction…oh, that’s right. They only know fiction…and these are the people that are VOTING???? I really think they need to invoke voting rights to include a test to see how smart they are before they are allowed to vote.

  • Deborah Cowart Cavitt

    I believe Sarah at least has a clue. I just hope they are in heaven. Far away from the bull Sh!! here on earth. I know it is very hard for liberal to get anything some one of Sarah s intelligent. To get her meaning behind her clue. At least has one. Those who live among us with not a brain to think with. Now that is a reason to worry. Sarah at least is a thinker and that is far better than what we have living among us today,and running our country. So, yes Sarah would be far better than what we have running our country today!.

  • TheAblePatriot

    Who is stupid? The one who writes the article or the liberal who believes it? That is a perfect description of our “main stream” media–stupid!

  • Nonna

    It used to be that the only people that made comments like that never made it past 5th grade.

  • silverzone

    They are too stupid and lazy to check website, or read beyond headlines.

  • Elise Leonard

    The saddest thing is, Sarah Palin would have Putin on his knees if she had even half a chance at the White House. The Saturday Night Live girls truly spurned on the liberal media’s agenda until they couldn’t distinguish the difference between comedy and reality. It’s nothing short of sad that our nation is being led by a …shall I say idiot or is that too kind????

  • Randy Hymas

    This is funny. Liberals are willing to believe anything negative about a conservative, even when it is made up. However, not a word about Louis Farrakhan waiting for the mother ship.

  • Vikki

    Why publish this stupid satire? Stupid liberals will believe she actually said it just like the Russia issue. Why make it a big hoohaa. You’re helping the liberal idiots to continually demonise Ms. Palin further. It’s not fair!

  • BrianM

    Of course, just like Dan Rather’s guard story on Bush, this story is really true even if she never said it, because they left “knows” she is dumb enough to believe it. Nice how they ignore the actual idiot stuff uttered by Obama, Reed, Pelosi, Biden, etal

  • Mark J. Quinn

    Someday, they’ll learn the difference between “thinking” and “feeling.” Who am I kidding? If they did that, they wouldn’t be liberals.

  • Paul Crittenden

    And these guys are way too proud to recant. Everyone needs to tweet them and ask them how it feels to be as dumb as the ones who cited Tina Fey, lol.

  • SouthronCross

    Great day, liberals are SO stupid, and, SO gullible. Its absolutely hilarious that they fell for something that was obviously satirical.

  • Mango

    The first tweet is priceless, that dunder head is bashing Palin for being crazy and/or stupid but doesn’t quite realize that she is not now and never has been a senator. How many times has she been addressed as GOVERNOR Palin?? Loser.

    • Saddlebum

      I agree! Thats the best tweet!

  • Saddlebum

    It’s funny that liberals are so stupid that you can just toy with them in this way and get away with it. I guess we should be ashamed of ourselves, but I’m not.

  • Skip Willis

    Who are the batshit crazy ones? Certainly isnt Palin who actually makes decisions based on facts.

    • Commodore_Schmidlapp

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I doubt you even know the definition of the word fact.

  • Skip Willis

    PS.. You gotta stand for something or you’ll fall for anything

  • Skip Willis

    lefties still believe that Palin actually said she could see Russia from her house, when in actuality it was just a SNL sketch

  • Skip Willis

    Yep right on cue. typical leftie that can never let facts get in the way of a good attack story

  • Jeff-Bob

    Really? You read a post on a known satire site, and take it as NEWS? It’s not gullibility; it’s stupidity!

  • Jeff

    Those on the left show they are too stupid to realize The Daily Currant is a satire, and yet they call her stupid.

  • HigherGround/Blk Conservative

    They are stuck on stupid. When I have a liberal friend try to push a story that without even researching it I know it’s no true. It’s often so ridiculous there is no way it can be true

  • lraivala

    Well what would one expect from the lefty’s who believe in global warming (I mean Climate change). Moron’s all of them.

  • lmdk2

    She was pulling your chain dim wits if you are to
    Dumb to see don’t blame Palin

  • Hans Switzer

    coming from people who vote the likes of Pelosi, Reid, Waters, Feinstein, Boxer, and the list of incredibly incompetent and inane goes on, then I can see where they will believe anything from any rag that wraps itself in the progressive ideology.

  • Chris Johnson

    It’s strange that they would pick up on this but never say anything about Nancy Pelosi’s comments, and that’s nearly everything that comes out of her mouth – and Ms. Pelosi BELIEVES what she’s saying.

  • OneAndOnlyZel

    HAHAHA ~ look at all the lamebrains who are “stupider” than Sarah Palin could ever be!

  • Edward

    For all that believed what she said and discussed her lack of intelligence, here response is no less believeable than the one that you came out of a Vagi na rather than an a ss hole.

  • ProfShadow

    Bless their hearts, Liberals will fall for anything. For example, Obama being qualified to be President.
    Pity the self-loathing racists that Liberals are. But never, ever trust them.

    • Commodore_Schmidlapp

      Seek psychiatric help immediately.

      • ProfShadow

        Yes, they should. But they won’t because they believe in their own infallibility, contrary to any demonstration of their fallibility

        You know what I mean, don’t you..

  • tom

    It is not people are gullible,it is more the fact people think she is so ignorant she would say something like this!

    • Kakarot

      Well, bless your little heart, there, tom. You really, really, really want to believe that, so of course it muust be true.

  • Commodore_Schmidlapp

    So a few people were fooled by a joke.


    70% of conservatives who are so stupid and deluded they think the world is 6000 years old.

    Gee, I wonder which side is the monumentally brainless side in this country?

    • Kakarot

      70% of conservatives who are so stupid and deluded they think the world is 6000 years old


      (Let me guess: Daily Currant, right?)

  • WS

    The older and more desperate for attention Palin gets, the harder it is to distinguish between satire and what she actually does. Yes it does confuse the public since it’s a very very thin line there as people wouldn’t put it past her. You have to admit she’s made a lot of stupid moves.

    • Kakarot

      Translation: WS really wants to believe this, so it has to be true even if it’s total malarkey.