As Twitchy reported, a judge has issued a temporary protective injunction against U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson. Grayson’s wife, Lolita, alleges that the congressman shoved her against a door and injured her last Saturday. Through a statement, Grayson has denied what he calls his wife’s “frivolous accusations.”

Just in case that statement doesn’t smooth things over, Twitter has come up with hundreds of handy #AlanGraysonExcuses.

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Paging Debbie Wasserman Schultz: How’s that War on Women meme going now?