The headline in the Huffington Post — “Scott Walker Caught Breaking Campaign Rules While Running For College President In 1988” — pretty much lets you know not to waste time reading too much further. The Daily Beast has already looked into the color of Ted Cruz’s bathrobe in college, and now it’s Scott Walker’s turn for a comprehensive investigation. Vetting of Barack Obama will have to wait just a few years longer.

While the Huffington Post continues its investigation, tweeters wonder what’s next to come in #HuffPoWalkerScandals.

https://twitter.com/rob_addison/status/438165472849051648

The scandals haven’t stopped in adulthood, either.

  • tankdemon

    Drinks light beer, and not because it is less filling.

  • Maxx

    Liberals attack those whom they fear. This has been their blue print for generations. If it’s not Sarah, it’s Cruz. If not Cruz, Christie. If not Christie, it’s Walker.

    For Pete’s sake, this never ending cacophony from liberals shouldn’t come as any great surprise, noting they spent nearly a week talking about…hide the kids….

    ….Rubio’s sip of water.

    Yeppir…..MSNBC showed that clip 155 times in one day.
    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/randy-hall/2013/02/14/msnbc-replays-rubio-water-sip-155-times-one-day-far-more-cnn-and-fox-new

  • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

    Scott Walker once disassembled then reassembled a Rubik’s Cube and claimed that he had solved it. #HuffPoWalkerScandals

  • nc ✓s & balances

    Scott Walker committed the UNFORGIVABLE SIN of ticking off the teachers’ unions and WINNING!

    Therefore, he must be destroyed.

    (I <3 SW)

    • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

      True, true….but dammit, this is a thread for #HuffPoWalkerScandals! You know, like when Walker once opened a bottle of Gatorade without shaking well.

      • nc ✓s & balances

        I know, GH, but he is one of those rare good guys. I just couldn’t help myself.

        Wait, I got one. Someone once told me years ago he actually walked out of his office with a COMPANY PAPER CLIP. Howzdat?

        • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

          That would be HuffPo approved.

        • Cyborg3K

          Felony theft of government resources. Time for a grand jury.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Scott Walker said, “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan–period.”

    Oh wait, wrong executive. 😉

  • schveiguy

    I love these. Excellent work all.

  • http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/ Apostic

    Others you may have missed:

    Scott Walker passed a car (going in the opposite direction) in a DO NOT PASS zone.

    Scott Walker didn’t floss his teeth after brushing. Once.

    Scott Walker leaves the seat up (in theaters with fold down seats).

    Scott Walker murdered his childhood friend (at cards).

    Such a flawed man, this Walker. He might be human.

  • Jack Deth

    #HuffPoWalkerScandals:

    Mark Walker once stared at a can of frozen Orange Juice and DIDN’T concentrate!!!

  • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

    As a child, with the help of his Grandpa, Scott Walker stole fizzy lifting drinks.

  • ee1774

    Scott Walker once pulled a push-broom.

  • http://www.GONINERS.com/ Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Just an FYI, it’s a WABAC machine.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    One year, he confided to a close friend that the Golden Gophers would likely finish better in the Big Ten than the Badgers that year. #HuffPoWalkerScandals

  • carmenta

    Am I alone in thinking this is the PERFECT set-up for conservatives? If Gov Walkers ancient history is fair game for the left, it does rather take the wind out of their arguments about Killarys history being relevant to 2016!

    • allyall

      Except the left doesn’t play by the same rules.

      • carmenta

        absolutely they dont – but wont it be nice to have more evidence of their double-standards? and the excuses should provide a significant number of Twitchy threads!

        • allyall

          Oh, yes, we can’t give up and I love when I see evidence that we’re getting under their skin. Keep on keepin’ on!

      • nickdqwk

        Democrat Rule #1 There are no rules!

      • Frank Grayson

        Yeah, and Walker isn’t a woman, or black. He is a white male, which is grounds for burning at the stake for progressives.

        • allyall

          Yep, can’t wait for the incoming “misogynist” screech if there is any attempt to vet her. Uggggh.

  • Art_Fold

    As a child, Scott Walker would often step on sidewalk cracks, thus showing a total lack of concern for his mother’s back.

  • SturJen

    He once ‘borrowed’ a pen from me….didn’t return it. The felon……………./sarc

  • Arkuy The Great

    ‘Scott ate his roommate’s Ramen in January of 1988″

    For a second I though it said he ate his roommate. Need second cup of coffee…

  • cscape

    Remember how they had tried to smear him by citing an incident involving a DIFFERENT Scott Walker at the University he attended???

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      They didn’t confuse him with the “Scott Walker” (actually Scott Engel) who sang The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore, though. Although, as it happens, he might just as well have sung it about their luck in opposing him.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    #HuffPoWalkerScandals He once bought a Mattress, and removed all the tags from it…Ate meals (numerous times) in front of his Dog…And ignored a Tornado Warning… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • capisce

    Can only name 50 out of 57 state capitals

  • David Johnson

    Scott Walker would not release his college transcripts……..No wait that wasn’t him

  • CO2 Producer

    A teenage Scott Walker once saw his buddy go for seconds at a soda fountain with a big sign above it explicitly saying “NO REFILLS,” yet Scott Walker said nothing.

    And then as an adult, Scott Walker plowed the snow off his neighbor’s sidewalk a couple of times without consent. Scott Walker’s neighbor really wanted the exercise.

    And then Scott Walker took away collective bargaining rights for public workers.

    And then Scott Walker punched a dachshund puppy in the face to show that Scott Walker meant business.

  • Sloper67

    While in kindergarten Scott Walker refused to color inside the lines.

  • Fairfax51

    He didn’t “put the seat down” once when he was 12. His mother was very upset.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Scott Walker was seen rooting for Brett Favre after he went to the Vikings . . . twice.

    He also once spelled Brett’s name as “Farve.” #HuffPoScottWalkerScandals

  • GaryTheBrave

    Scott Walker once pulled his dad’s finger.

  • Macharius

    Claims he was into american spirit cigarettes before they were “mainstream”

  • interestedobserver2

    It’s a pity they can’t be bothered to do this level of “research” on Biden, Hillary or Obama. We might have been saved eight years of hell on Earth had they bothered to do any work on the last of those three….

  • Acethepug

    Walker likely did not write either of his autobiographies.

    Walker started his political career in the living room of a cop-killer and terrorist.

    Walker won his office by having the divorce records of his opponent unsealed.

    Walker used the IRS to harass his political opposition.

    Walker blatantly lied to the American People about keeping their doctors and medical insurance plans.

    Walker has admitted to eating dog and doing cocaine.

    We CANNOT allow such a man to hold public office!

    • nc ✓s & balances

      Ace, such a person would never even be elected local dog catcher (oops, bad example!), because the media watchdogs (err, I did it again!) would be all over such a person like a dog with a bone (oh, I give up).

      • Acethepug

        Hah! Thanks for the smile!

  • Jim

    Don’t forget how liberals also thought it was relevant that Mitt Romney gave another kid a haircut in school.
    But Benghazi and the Clinton scandals are ancient history, and we’re not allowed to talk about them anymore.

    • Acethepug

      And yet slavery, which ended a century-and-a-half earlier?

      THAT’S still relevant …

      Makes perfect sense in the world of the Left, where their dogma and reality never intersect :)

      • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

        Libs are pathetic. They say we should drop Benghazi because it happened too long ago to even matter. Yet they still demand justice for slavery, something no black person alive in America today was ever a victim of.

  • Jake Bradford

    I was arguing with a prog about Walker being a racist…the prog, while dripping acid goo from it’s teeth like the alien from that movie, informed me that a 2010 email written as a crude joke by someone else TO someone else, somehow proved Walker as a racist because the email writer once worked for Walker. When I asked again where was the proof of Scott Walker’s racism…the prog hissed, slithered back up into the airvent, & reminded me that I have “400 years of a stacked deck” to make up for. I do? And not yet 25…yet still to blame I guess.
    It’s literally trial by fire for any conservative in the country now.

  • GChem 68

    Hussein Obama is a menace to mankind.

  • DrSamHerman

    Ate dinner with his salad fork….oh the humanity…..