The headline in the Huffington Post — “Scott Walker Caught Breaking Campaign Rules While Running For College President In 1988” — pretty much lets you know not to waste time reading too much further. The Daily Beast has already looked into the color of Ted Cruz’s bathrobe in college, and now it’s Scott Walker’s turn for a comprehensive investigation. Vetting of Barack Obama will have to wait just a few years longer.
While the Huffington Post continues its investigation, tweeters wonder what’s next to come in #HuffPoWalkerScandals.
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Scott Walker caught with hand in cookie jar!!! When he was 6, his mom caught him taking a cookie before dinner. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Patrick "Wear a Damn Mask" H. (@trogdor8768) February 25, 2014
Scott Walker caught red-handed!!! Finger painting when he was 4. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Patrick "Wear a Damn Mask" H. (@trogdor8768) February 25, 2014
#HuffPoWalkerScandals Jaywalking. Showed no remorse
— Marie Arf – China lies, don't trust their numbers (@schwingcat) February 25, 2014
When confronted by his mother, young Scott Walker admitted to not taking out the garbage. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) February 25, 2014
#HuffPoWalkerScandals an acquaintance once sneezed and he didn't say bless you
— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) February 25, 2014
Scott Walker double dips his chips #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Jeff (@SenseOffense) February 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/bfinstock/status/438164261320159232
As a child, he violated anti-cookie jar theft regulations. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) February 25, 2014
Scott ate his roommate's Ramen in January of 1988 #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Brandon Finnigan (@B_M_Finnigan) February 25, 2014
Claimed he could believe it was not butter.#HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) February 25, 2014
#HuffPoWalkerScandals Once had dessert despite not finishing his veggies first
— Tom Marchetti (@MarchettiT) February 25, 2014
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https://twitter.com/rob_addison/status/438165472849051648
Once used footage from a Packers game without the express written consent of the NFL #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) February 25, 2014
#HuffPoWalkerScandals Scott Walker took the stickers off a Rubik's Cube and said he solved it.
— cosmoscon (@gdthomp01) February 25, 2014
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Pulled over for going 5 MPH over the speed limit in 1986 #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Jeff (@SenseOffense) February 25, 2014
Scott Walker listened to a Nickelback song once, and liked it. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Casey (@space_case12) February 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/pinecohen/status/438166282144595968
Scott Walker crossed the streams. #HuffPoWalkerScandals #RIPHaroldRamis
— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) February 25, 2014
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Scott Walker nabbed!!! A really big fish, when he was 13. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Patrick "Wear a Damn Mask" H. (@trogdor8768) February 25, 2014
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Went swimming less than 30 minutes after eating when he was 13.— Brian Rose (@drbtrose) February 25, 2014
Walker cut some kid's hair! #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Mav. Forensic Genius (@TheMaverick21) February 25, 2014
When Vanilla Ice said 'stop', Walker did not collaborate nor listen #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Jaimie Danger (@JaimieMedley) February 25, 2014
https://twitter.com/jrios68/status/438168120700575745
Sold weapons to Mexican drug cartels. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) February 25, 2014
The scandals haven’t stopped in adulthood, either.
Took his state from a deficit to a surplus. #HuffPoWalkerScandals
— Keep Calm and Carry (@johnnyfriegas) February 25, 2014
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