First lady Michelle Obama used her “Tonight Show” appearance Thursday to promote her Let’s Move fitness initiative, as well as the upcoming “How do you move?” social media effort.

Mrs. Obama urged Americans to use the #letsmove hashtag to promote their activities, but it would be a shame not to hijack it. Let’s move on that.

Ready to move yet?

  • JeffWRidge

    #LetsMove the government out of our private lives!

    • Cleatus Van Damne✓RᵉᵃˡAᴹᵉʳᶦ©ᵃᶰ

      It’s time to throw big government into the Boston Harbor.

    • Steven Chavez

      OH NO… ANOTHER SLOGAN!!! Who comes up with this endless BS?

      Obama meets with his most important department first thing in the morning: The Slogan and Talking Points Department. (Members are current and former Communist Party USA professional protesters and sign makers from the 60’s to today. Yes, Valerie does get up that early.) Instead of eating donuts and bagels, they eat veggies from Michelle’s garden, which miraculously grows veggies in the winter and which the FIRST DOGS fertilize three times a day but not allowed in Obama’s Secret Garden. (TOP SECRET info. Veggies that are shown in photo-ops are actually purchased at the nearest Wal-Mart… a company they hate. The Secret Service also brings in another crate full of BEN AND JERRY’S ice cream labeled “For Michelle’s Behind Only.”) Everyone gathers in the Oval Office while Obama is busy signing new Executive Orders and targeting enemies and terrorists in the Tea Party, but in between playing Tic-Tac-Toe with all O’s. Obama picks the Slogan of the Day and it’s quickly Tweeted out to all the Morning Media Zombies, and his brainwashed “YOUTH KNUCKLEHEADS,” to be repeated like the CULT THEY ARE!

      From my “25 Reasons: TIME FOR A SWITCH.” (Reagan switched. I switched and I was born a Democrat like all Hispanics… and Blacks.)

      1. If you think your Party has been taken over by Far-Left Progressives, and beyond, then it’s TIME FOR A SWITCH!

      3. If you were FOOLED and tricked by empty promises, fancy language, and catchy slogans repeated so many times that you actually believed them, then it’s TIME FOR A SWITCH!

      4. If all the “CHANGE” you have left in your pockets are Abe Lincolns, then it’s TIME FOR A SWITCH! (For “knuckleheads,” Abe Lincolns are pennies.)

      5. If your vote is taken for granted because of your RACE and/or gender, then it’s TIME FOR A SWITCH!

      • DLeeC

        BEST LAUGH I’ve had in awhile. thanks. Great “25” too but love to read the others since these are excellent. Great writing.

  • Maryland_Malcontent

    When we heard that Michelle Antoinette was going to be on Fallon we couldn’t turn the TV off fast enough.

    …literally, we couldn’t as we saw part of Fallon’s asinine (and done to death) skit where he and Will Ferrell (one of the least funny men alive) dressed up in drag before the TV shut off.

    • [email protected]

      yes, i turned it off, too at the sight of him and Farrell in a stupid SNL sketch wasn’t funny 20 years ago.

    • Julescat

      who are the people who think Will Ferrell is funny?

      • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        He’s been voted the “worst bang for the buck” (smallest box office receipts for a film, relative to what he’s paid to be in it) something like three times. So I ask you, who still thinks it’s a good idea to make Will Ferrell movies?

      • pajamakat

        He’s awful. I don’t think he’s funny at all. Why do they keep pushing him ? He is a has been.

        • Adam Wood

          “Has been?” More like a “never was.” He has NEVER been funny. Ever.

          • heyheythere

            celebrity jeopardy on SNL. only funny thing ferrell ever did.

        • DC is Evil

          Yeah, I’m pretty much over “Ron Burgundy”. The last funny thing he did was “The Landlord”, and that was all because of Pearl.

      • grais

        He made me laugh. Once.
        Fallon never has.

      • BeautifulAmerica

        ILLEGALS and other EBT-card carriers with Common Core uneducation.

    • 364NKL

      Why are you watching that show, anyway? Boycott all libs!

  • james early

    Let’s move that nest of parasites infesting The White House back to Chicago,

    • Worship Dancer

      oh h e l l NO – too close and still on US soil – let’s move them to uranus

      • LinTaylor ✓vitrified

        Still too close.

        • Worship Dancer

          i would agree but pluto doesn’t deserve the indignation and i don’t know if we have anything big enough to send them any farther. i’m willing to try though.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Gov’t is *already* too far up the collective uranus…

        • Worship Dancer

          very true but if we ship em all off to uranus they can create their own utopia of unicorn farts and candy rainbows

      • TugboatPhil

        “… let’s move them to uranus”

        Why does it have to be MINE??

        • DC is Evil

          Somebody needs to “take one for the team”….lol.

      • Evin

        Please refrain from threatening others on this site! Lol.

      • bungopony


        • Worship Dancer

          trust me we have already been experiencing the OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • rambler

      Let’s move the entire nest of parasites infesting DC to a deserted island!

      • bungopony

        Why not to a sty full of starving hogs?

        • rambler

          That works too.

      • BeautifulAmerica

        They like Kenya so much, how about there? Or better, a North Korea prison.

        • rambler

          There’s a great view of the universe from the moon.

          • BeautifulAmerica

            The problem that I see is they would escape without punishment and payment for their many crimes. Against America.

          • rambler

            It would be nice to have them punished. Politicians always manage to escape it. They also like to pardon each other.

    • BeautifulAmerica

      Great description, but their journey must be to Ft. Leavenworth.
      PRISON for TREASON against our USA—- which they loathe!!

  • Al’s Annoyed Grandpa

    @wookie #Let’sMoveToTheFridge

    • BeautifulAmerica

      For butter-dripping lobster, and cheeseburgers.

  • Charles Kunold

    Kimmel is correct. They should move. Get on Air Force one, fly into some desolate spot in Africa for refueling and leave them.

  • Maxx

    #LetsMove eh?

    No problem. In fact, my bet is there is no shortage of us Twitchy regulars who would be more than happy to load it for ya.

    • Suzyqpie

      Can’t wait to see the U-Haul at 1600 Penn Ave, WDC. Buh-bye 0bama!

      • DLeeC

        Yea and from “Penn” to Pen. With luck, Holder and Obama will be cellmates.

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    I can’t stand to watch it ! Did he do the “Slow Jam” BS like he did for her husband (already overplayed) or did his band play some “Lying Slut” song like they did for Michelle Bachman ?

  • TJCrane_NCC1701

    I stand by my “moderated” statement !

    Jimmy Fallon’s show made a derogatory slander against Michelle Bachman. The band played the song, I didn’t. I got “moderated” for pointing it out and/or the context that they implied her conviction to fidelity (probably because of the actual NAME of the song…..) go figure, you can call a Congress woman that name on LIVE TV but you get censored for calling them out for doing it ???

    #WARONWOMEN…..indeed !

    • Elizabeth

      Good morning TJ! I know exactly what you are talking about. Sometimes I really don’t get how these sites are moderated. I’ve seen some posts here where people use the “F” word without using asterisks or adding extra letters and it still stays up. It all seems so random.

  • Suzyqpie

    Someday perhaps dignity will be returned to our governance. This cult of celebrity that has taken over the WH is tacky. I know, it’s the In Thing to appear with the comedy gang, some press, push the propaganda, and get outta town.

  • Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    While I support restrictions on things like soda when it comes to EBT purchases, that dude up there who says to exclude anything with high fructose corn syrup?? Good lord, has that guy been in a store??

    How about stop subsidizing corn farmers and all the high fructose corn syrup and allow Americans to have cane sugar in items again.

    HFCS is pervasive. I’d rather get rid of that stuff first.

    Also, he left out meat. I guess he wants everyone to be vegetarian.

    • TugboatPhil

      We could also get the feds out of the business of regulating sugar prices to make it a more financially available option for food makers.

      • Kristine ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ


  • stuckinIL4now

    How do we move? None of us move much when either FLOUTUS or POUTUS is in town. And if I was up late watching TV, I’d move quickly for the remote cuz I wouldn’t waste my time watching useless dredge like celebriturd talk shows.

  • cant_believe_it

    So much hate! So much bashing! You people must be so proud of yourself!
    At least it’s fun for the rest of us watching your little conservative heads explode whenever something about our First Lady is on TV…

    • anjullyn

      So many lies! So much hypocrisy! “You people” (racist statement), must be so fearful of the truth. It’s always fun for conservatives watching you knuckleheads (thanks Michelle for the great description of progs) whenever any criticism is sent towards the WH…

      • cant_believe_it

        Plopp, plopp, plopp, plopp! Four more conservative heads….
        Keep it coming! :-) So much fun to see how you guys just can’t help yourself….

        • anjullyn

          Hey knucklehead…stop living off the gov. Time to put on your big boy/big girl pants.

          • supplyguy

            It doesn’t have to choose a gender anymore. Just call them granny panties and be done w/ it.

    • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Actually, we ARE proud– proud we live in a nation where we still, for the time being anyway, can make fun of unctuous pious frauds like Michelle Obama. I’ll bet you think she’s SERIOUS, right?

    • Jake Bradford

      Oh look, Media Matters coughed up another one.

    • TugboatPhil

      Now go back to Daily Kooks and trash Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. Your hate glands need recharging.

      • cant_believe_it

        :-) Nope! Who cares about the Daily Kos?
        So much more fun watching you eagerly guzzling up the haterade served on this site!

        • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

          Like you libs eagerly guzzling up all of the already disprove talking points about Obamacare that CNN and the rest of the liberal media is still lying about?

    • supplyguy

      I’m pretty proud of myself and my peeps here on Twitchy. But it seems to me that you are the one w/ the exploding head because we’re making fun of your messiah’s beyatch.

      • cant_believe_it


    • grais

      I believe you’ve been told to “Move.”

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Sometimes I think the Obamas are too thin-skinned and then a whiny liberal like yourself posts a comment. ‘Course, if I were you, I’d rather visit a functional website than try to enroll in Obamacare.

    • MeanGranny

      So much hate! So much bashing, especially when the topic is Sarah Palin or Michele Bachmann. It’s NOT fun watching you libs continue the #waronwomen…

    • heyheythere

      are you a doge? so fun! very hate! much flotus! many explode! wow!

      • cant_believe_it

        You are obviously a little slow and incredibly challenged with English…. I have no idea what you are trying to say. (but then … I care?)

  • Larry Peoples Sr


  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Why, when I hear Michelle Obama say something like “Let’s Move!”, do I flash on the old Sam Kinison famine-relief bit? Could it be that, given her druthers, she’d probably love to hector people into it, the way ol’ Sam tried to “persuade” the people in the desert that, y’know, they MIGHT want to consider not living in the desert?

  • Jake Bradford

    Ironically, the fattest & laziest in the land are her husband’s main voting base.

    • Lee Tanner

      Just like the dumbest & whiniest in the land are the backbone of the Republican base.

      • Jake Bradford

        I always bow to the intellectual superiority of Biden, Nancy “Bug Eye” Pelosi & the Obamaphone lady.
        You leftist drones always claim to be so intelligent….but if you WERE, you wouldn’t be leftists, would you?

        • Lee Tanner

          As opposed to Louie (Call Me Gomer) Gohmert, Michele “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann & Jon (Not meant to be a factual statement) Kyl.

          There’s no reason to claim to be intelligent; all we need to do is let your idiots open their mouths, and the question is answered.

  • Hirogen

    Well it’s a good thing Mrs Obama didn’t take up Nancy Reagan’s “just say no” campaign.

    Imagine how many people would start taking Meth just to spite the “wookie”

    • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

      You’re an idiot

  • Charles Kunold

    I am forced to defend myself from a baseless accusation so I will rephrase what I wrote so the internet psychologist wanna be Spiffy Mclure who seems to think my saying the Obama’s be dropped off in Africa was racially tinged. To have a total stranger think he knows what I meant is insulting. So since I annointed myself the Twitchy travel agent I have come up with something that is sure to suit ol Splffy or whoever “it” is. (1) the Outback in Australia (2) the island where Gilligan and the Skipper crash (3) a remote village in the Himalaya’s. (4) the space station. I hope that meets with his approval. God knows I won’t be able to sleep until I know

    • SpiffyMclure

      Well done Charles. It has my approval.

      • Charles Kunold

        Considering you graduated with honors from the Obama Institute for Mind Control and Manipulation for the Intellectually Challenged and Morally Bankrupt. your approval means squat to me tonga.
        I will close with this. I read some of your other comments to people. calling one a douche’ bag. At least the inmates I dealt with would get in your face and challenge you. You hide behind a computer screen and a fake name. That’s real bravado isn’t it. But you do act like the inmates I dealt with for 23 years. Guys we called window warriors. Do you know what that means? Betcha don’t. If I said I’d bet you are selling wolf tickets online you’ll never collect in a million years would you be able to define that? Then you’re not as smart as you think you are aypak.

        • SpiffyMclure

          Couple of things Chuck:

          1) Never heard of this institute, but I know you just made it up, so it’s irrelevant. Not very clever mind you, but irrelevant. I’m also not from Tonga, so why you’d suggest I am is anyone’s guess. Unless you have something against Tongans, and use that word as an insult. Which would be kinda weird..
          2) Re – your approval. You: “I hope that meets with his approval.”
          3) Didn’t call anyone in this thread a “douche bag.” I said something – bandwidth theft – was a “douche thing to do.” If you think it isn’t, then argue that it isn’t. But fair warning, I’ll win that argument.
          4) Window warriors? Don’t know what it means, though I could take 2 secs on Google to find out if I were interested. Which I’m not, so I didn’t. There’s a bazillion terms used in my field that you don’t know what they mean either. Which really means bupkiss as to how smart you are. Or aren’t.
          5) Wolf tickets? See #4

          • Charles Kunold

            Tonga means idiot. Window warrior is a slang prison term we made up that only we used so good luck finding it. It referred to guys who’d threaten to rush us/me as soon we we opened their door. When they saw how big I was (muscular)?They did what we call break their life down with a quickness. Wolf tickets is one variation of saying that people hide behind their door (computer screen) , use fake names, and talk major cap, knowing they will never have to face the person they’re mocking. You Iwill not find that on Google.
            Please go harass someone else.I shredded my rotator cuff power lifting and had surgery I just started physical therapy and it’s brutal and incredibly painful In fact, that’s where I am going now so I don’t have time for this crap anymore. You started this, I am ending this You implied I made a racist comment and I won’t accept that from anyone. Do not contact me again.

    • supplyguy

      I’m still sticking w/ Kenya since he’s from there, or so he said.

  • CLEmom

    Oh well.
    Was going to give Jimmy Fallon a chance, but his permitting FLOTUS to hijack his show with her Obamacare and Let’s Move govt propaganda was just too much.

    Will not watch his show again…Johnny Carson is turning in his grave.

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump


  • nc ✓s & balances

    Like the blessing the old rabbi from Fiddler On The Roof gave: May God bless and keep the Obamas – far away from from us.

  • AlCashier

    #letsmove is the name of the laxative-effect we get every time Flotus appears on tv as if she were an elected official or a celebrity for some legit reason.
    she has no accomplishments in her life except to provide cover for a Chicago hospital who dumps poor patients on the streets out in the ghettoes. Plus in an ’07 interview, she even said having to ‘stay home’ with her own 2 daughters for any length of time makes her “physically ill”, she is so bored by them. = talk about a despicable self-serving subhuman. right now she’s riding high as a Chicago ghetto Marie Antoinette, spending money as if she won it in a lottery. their Louis XVI vacation expenditures on our dimes must be close to $300 million or over by now.

  • Clete Torres

    An ass that large exhorting us to “just move” is ludicrous on it’s face.

    Stuff it, Moosechelle.

  • YesterdayzNewz

    Jimmy Kimmel is also on at the 11:30 time slot. He’s actually funny. Sorry to Matt Damon.

  • Enrico Pallazo

    #LetsMove the Tonight Show to the bottom of the TV ratings. Boycott watching it and anything else on NBC. It’s now just another media outlet for the tyrant’s propaganda campaign.

    • supplyguy

      I started doing that years ago. And not to boycott them, but just because the big three’s TV lineup sucks. I like to stick to things like the History channel or NatGeo (when they’re not doing stupid climate change shows anyways).

  • Independentview

    Because exercise is what gave here that behind.

  • Stratosåurus®

    Let’s move Odildo the Mad, Moosechelle, JoJo the Idjut Chile, Comrades piglousi, reidovic, boxershorts, fineslime, nostriligus waxworks, maxipad wateronthebrain, Shebee Jackinoff Lee, and the rest of the Congressbozo Socialist Caucus to a new sub-basement level at ADX Florence.

  • Marvin Nelson

    Damn, I miss Jay already. Looks like the Tonight Show has totally crossed over to the Dark Side. Sorry, Jimmy, but you aren’t fit to shine Leno’s shoes, much less fill them.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Let’s Move! (Democrats out of public office).

  • LegalizeShemp

    A black circus bear in a pants suit is lecturing us on getting slim and trim. Rich !

  • LegalizeShemp

    Let’s Move!(our bowels on any idea the Obamas or the Democrats come up with).

  • AmericanMom

    Let’s move Barack and Michelle out of the WH and back to Chicago!

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    Let’s move red-state Democrats like Pryor, Landrieu, and Hagan out of their jobs.

    • jeanie6

      Don’t forget Shaheen…let’s move her on out too.

  • Hey, That’s Pretty Good

    #LetsMove all liberals to Socialist countries so they can live the way they want without dragging our country down with them

  • Lee Tanner

    Watch the Wingnut heads EXPLODE!!!!

  • LegalizeShemp

    “Let’s Move” Moochelle’s ample behind, but we’ll need a much more powerful fork lift to do it.

  • Kakarot

    Free ExLax for everyone! #letsmove

  • lillymckim

    One week and Fallon starts with the ObamaCare salespeople…

  • kentercat

    Someone really needs to photoshop a Lets Move t-shirt on a zombie from walking dead, or just do the two together as a costume.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Jimmy Fallon will do for The Tonight Show what Musket Morgan did for Larry King’s old time slot.

  • CrusadaB

    Fallen is his new #

  • BeautifulAmerica

    Let’s move YOU to a chain gang, mooch, to begin paying us back for your vacays, you Jane-fonda-pearl-flinging communist.

  • Conservative Pitbull

    The lights went off when Leno left the building. This imposter faking her way to being the FLOTUS is just a dream. We will wake up in 3 years and smile it’s all over.