The folks at Organizing for Action (also known as @BarackObama) won’t rest until everyone spends this holiday season talking about health insurance. Then, when they eventually do rest, they’ll do it in plaid onesies, apparently.

All onesie jokes aside…

  • http://www.batman-news.com Jeddite

    Barry Soetoro’s definition of the “All American Male”.

    • V the K

      It took some doing, but OFA found the one man in America who might… MIGHT… lose a slap fight with Chris Hayes.

      • DC is Evil

        Even Chris Matthews could whip Captain Onesie.

        • V the K

          If you say anything about Chris Matthews boyfriend, he will scratch your eyes out.

          • Calcat36

            Or spit you into submission.

          • http://www.artinphoenix.com/gallery/grimm snowleopard (cat folk gallery)

            LOL you guys are hilarious!

          • http://1389blog.com/ 1389AD

            Does Captain Onesie’s jammies have a drop seat? Did he get his ad gig by sleeping with BHO?

            At least he isn’t likely to reproduce.

          • Calcat36

            Yes. It is called the O hole. For a drive by screwing.

        • trixiewoobeans

          Not if his leg is tingling. Capt. Onesie would have to flash a picture of Obama.

        • Orwellian_Dilemma

          Is it me or is this guy a dead ringer for Johnny Galecki?

          • Calcat36

            Captain onesie is younger than 26. End of discussion. He stays on mommies insurance while living in her basement and studying the fine art of progressive drivel.

          • Allen McPheeters

            First thing I thought when I saw it was, “Why is Leonard Hofstadter shilling for Obamacare?”

      • Calcat36

        Man? I throw the red challenge flag.

      • radicallyalyssa

        BAHAHAHHAHAH that image! Oh man thank you for that

    • Billie Slash

      You misspelled “beta”.

    • John W.

      The Left has this poofter. The Right has Todd Palin.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        LOL, in a thread all about homophobic stereotypes, do you really want to be bringing up politicians’ spouses?

        Onesie guy could lead a parade float and still come nowhere close to Marcus Bachmann’s level of camp.

        • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

          Worried about the competition for the stereotype, dumbass?

          • Brad

            Watch yourself – or he’ll get his boyfriend JoetheFairyGoddessNYC to slap you!

        • beebop1952

          Projecting?

        • V the K

          Shut up, Chris Hayes.

        • Peejay70

          We’re mocking him for looking like a child, which used to be embarrassing for an adult male. But yeah, he looks kind of queer too.

        • Caleb Herod

          You found an opening to indulge your own homophobic stereotypes, and you took it with gusto. Hmmmm.

          • conservativechick

            No one really cares about the gay guy in the Dr. Dentons. it’s the intention of the ad that is hilarious! Living off the parents into your 30’s in their basement is the stereotype I come away with!

        • conservativechick

          Why do you hate women so much? We know..

    • GoldStandardnb

      hey! i think hes kinda cute! :) in a harmless, friendzone kinda way.

      • Rusty Jewell

        dish the cat photo and put up a sexy bikini clad women emerging from the water with water flying off your flinging hair and your comment works a lot better.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sanddog Ms Anonymous

        He’s creepy in a very metro-sexual kind of way.

    • Hotlanta Mike

      Bathhouse Barry’s fantasy encounter at Man’s Country Chicago?

      • http://1389blog.com/ 1389AD

        Though rumor has it that he preferred being serviced by older white males.

      • conservativechick

        Or his close encounters with the church choir boys in IL?

        • Hotlanta Mike

          Dead choirboys and choir directors tell no tales…

    • MyWickedEvilAlterEgo

      Rachel Maddow in a onesie?

  • Richard J Sunkle

    Will there be a pillow fight too?

    • I Am Breitbart

      “There was a PILLOW FIGHT!!”

      • Steven

        Pillow biting more like it!

      • TCDave

        Boondock Saints reference? Clever.

    • journogal

      Only for those who ask nicely…be-have!

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Right after the marshmallow roasting.

    • Frank Drebin

      ♪ Don we now our gay apparel, ♫

      • Jay Stevens

        Sigh. I remember when “gay” referred a state of mind, not sexual orientation.

        But I upvoted anyway.

        • Calcat36

          Gay is still a state of mind, no matter how much the rabid homosexual lobby tries to rewrite the meaning to make their life style choice sound [EDIT] LESS HARMFUL than it really is. That choice is not HARMLESS.

          FIFY 1389AD!

      • 66

        Pedophile – OFA’s idea of what a white Michael Jackson looks like.

    • TJCrane_NCC1701

      Mostly “pillow biting” while using the rump flap…..

      Yeah, I said it.

  • ChampionCapua

    How do I plan to spend the cold days of December? By not spending $4M vacationing in Hawaii. #GetWorking

    • Hoosierdaddy

      He will not rest *

      * Vacations, celebrity funerals/fundraisers, and golfing not included.

    • CLEmom

      Actually, we’re a lot better off when he’s on vacation.

      • trixiewoobeans

        I don’t think so. That’s when the REAL movers and shakers move in on the WH and prepare the coming disasters for him to deliver.

        • Caleb Herod

          Exactly. Obama is merely Valerie Jarrett’s figurehead.

          We should be more concerned when the Vacuous Cipher is not on vacation.

          • CLEmom

            You don’t think she’s staying behind in DC??
            Believe me, VJ will be attached at O’s hip in Hawaii.
            Sorry for disturbing mental imagery.

      • WhoMeToo

        Sad. Because it’s TRUE. >:^(

    • Proud2bfromtheUSA

      I prefer him on vacation, Expensive I know but at least he is not taking away our rights when he is not in Washington.

    • http://1389blog.com/ 1389AD

      I’ll be spending it working in retail, part time, thanks to Obamacare.

  • http://twitter.com/THE_DAILY_BLEAT VACUOUS CIPHER

    The guy is everywhere.

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I tweeted that I intended to cozy up to a bonfire of Ocare docs to keep warm b/c I cant afford heat thanks to my new premiums.

  • jwmiller

    @BarackObama @OFA-Typical outfit 4 this bunch. Onesies usually have a Trap Door.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      And footsies! Whoo hoo!

    • robert anthony

      Mooch discovered that ‘trap-door’.

  • WisconsinPatriot

    That thing might be anatomically male…….but it is no man.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      A Ken doll in a six year olds PJs.

      • WisconsinPatriot

        WAH!

      • grais

        Ken wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.

        • WisconsinPatriot

          Although, he is properly “gender neutral”.

    • V the K

      Hey! Hey! That “thing” has a name, you know. It’s Pat.

      • trixiewoobeans

        LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • John W.

        And its middle name is Robin.

  • David maley

    Or maybe you can talk to Mommy about where she is hiding your Christmas and everyday balls

  • twinx

    Love the checked PJs, Maddow! Betcha there a buttoned flap at the butt, right Droopy-drawers?

    • fireandreamitchell

      Yep. Maddow in PJs.

      • bidentime

        When you morph the PJ guy with Maddow you get Jay Carney!

        • V the K

          A being that won’t even grope itself.

        • 1mrt1

          Joe is on a roll………

      • Evil Otto

        That actually makes him look more manly.

      • twinx

        It could also be Chris Hayes…

  • grais

    I can’t fathom any human being finding this anything but CREEPY.
    Are there any teens working there who aren’t gender-confused?

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Oh thank goodness, I was afraid I was the only one seeing the mounting creepy factor here!

      • SameJerkDifferentName

        No chance, that picture screams, creepy!

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

        Please refrain from using “mounting creepy” in the same sentence that refers to the jammie clad mysterosexual in that picture.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Ick. I see your point.

      • grais

        Lordno
        This ad is directed at all those manly men who can spend the cold days Not Working, but drinking hot chocolate that Mom made and delivered to his basement room, wearing the footed pjs that Mom bought and launders, so he and the girls can talk about fabulous fashion and being on Mom and Dad’s health insurance.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          The new crop of Metrosexual-geeks.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Is there something creepy I’m missing here? It’s a dude in pyjamas.

      • trixiewoobeans

        Is it you?

        • Bathing Suit Area

          Nah, I’m way more handsome.

          • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

            Now that’s funny.

            Especially given that Miley Cyrus probably wouldn’t wanna touch you with a 30-foot pole.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            The real worry is if she’s touching you with a 30 foot tongue…

          • trixiewoobeans

            I’ll be the judge of that. Post your mug!

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Here you go

          • trixiewoobeans

            HAHA! Good one, but you need to get out in the sun more.

      • conservativechick

        Yah..a CREEPY dude, who looks like he’s lived in his Momma’s basement too long.

      • V the K

        We realize that androgynous hipsters in onesies is a very familiar sight to you; but the rest of us are normal.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          It’s normal to be so freaked out by this? Really?

          • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

            Again, that you’re not says a great deal. Pretty much confirms what we’ve known about you all along.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Feel free to be more specific.

          • Corey Dennison

            Feel free to f_ck directly off and mind your own business. Our political discussions are none of your concern. Is your own country so bland and unappealing that you have to stick your nose into our affairs?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Haven’t found any good websites for arguing like this about Australian matters. If you’re aware of any let me know.

          • Calcat36

            Australian matters? No, no it does not.

          • Not The Penguin

            Perhaps you can start your own site regarding the atrocities inflicted upon the Aborigines by your convict ancestors?

          • Spiny Norman

            I think WebDiary (aka WebDreary) is still a going concern, although It doesn’t seem to have any new posts in almost a year. The unintentional humor of Margok Ingston* is a sight to behold (or maybe not).

            *She spelled her own name that way more than once, and never bothered to fix it.

          • trixiewoobeans

            Dig ’em up and WHACK their peepees!

          • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

            Thanks, pass. Pearls before swine ‘n all that.

            Besides, if I were to get more specific, Bill Amos would s-can it.

      • Corey Dennison

        The fact that you’re not seeing it says volumes. Now mind your own business, foreigner.

      • grais

        Not quite a dude; not quite pajamas.
        Yeah, you’re missing something.

      • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

        That you don’t find it thus speaks volumes.

        • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

          Well, in BS’s defense, he’s not exactly the sharpest bowling ball on the Christmas tree.

    • trixiewoobeans

      Well, this IS the mental and emotional mindset of the WH, it’s staff and OFA.

    • R_Stephan

      as a 23 year old male, this creeps me the hell out…Unfortunately I look young for my age but even this guy/girl/it/thing makes me look old.

  • SameJerkDifferentName

    I bet he’s popular with the ladies.

    • grais

      Well, Mommy, at least.
      And maybe a Grandma or two.

      • SameJerkDifferentName

        I was thinking more along the lines of a shopping buddy, or maybe someone to go to the salon with for a perm.

        • grais

          mani/pedis and unibrow waxing.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          Dont forget yer mani-pedi!

      • Calcat36

        Until grandma needs a pacemaker?
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z84hTRtSV1U

    • journogal

      Define “ladies…”

    • robert anthony

      Yeah, where is “OMG, He’s hot..” BC Pill girl?

  • BoscoBolt
    • AMSilver

      Oh, good heavens. The things I don’t need to see! You are, however, absolutely 100% right. That guy makes the perfect big government poster boy.

      • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

        I was afraid to look….

      • conservativechick

        They are both living off the government. He gets SS disability for acting like a baby and she gets it as his caretaker. One of the sickest scams I’ve ever read about! They want an apology from Dr. Tom Coburn who “questioned” the legitimacy of the claims. HAHA

    • Dat’s Racis’ (.com)

      Gonna have to MS Paint this. I remember this episode on TLC or something.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I’ll get you for this Bosco! You and your little dog tutu too!!!

    • robert anthony

      He’s already on welfare.

    • Evil Otto

      What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  • JBDestiny

    Oh, geez, what they’ll do for some taxpayer funded family photos!

  • fireandreamitchell

    This ad would probably do well in San Francisco.

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    He’s not even drinking his hot chocolate in a mug. Oh the humanity! Everyone knows ya drink hot chocolate in a mug!!!

  • Cmate

    Wasted money, I’m pretty sure the effeminate hipster demographic is already on board.

    • grais

      Yes, but they Do like to be seen.

      *shudder*

  • Dat’s Racis’ (.com)

    Dang, I missed probably making it in this one by a few minutes…. and just when I thought I had found a Twitchy-able tweet before they got to it!! Next time…

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Ya never know whats gonna show up on Twitchy….

      • Dat’s Racis’ (.com)

        The one time I know I made it, I actually didn’t solicit it at all. And it was from an original tweet of mine and not a RT or reply. So maybe someone’s keeping tabs on my Twitter behind the desks at Twitchy. It would make my day if this were true.

        • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          I could be wrong, but I think they just track the notables and bloggers. Just depends on who you tweet with and how often and the luck of the draw. Some of my best snark has been overlooked, while less best snark has made it here.
          Im always surprized and delighted when one of the FiveOs end up on Twitchy tho.

  • bo1921

    I’m sort of speechless. Is this an SNL parody? I don’t believe these people could be any funnier if they tried. You know the taliban and al queda are shaking in their onesie.

    • NumbuhOne

      Not yet.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      No OFA is really serious with these tweets. Kinda ups the ick factor, yes?

  • robert anthony

    Occupy rapists never look like what you would think.

  • robert anthony

    I thought Big Bang Theory was cancelled?

  • journogal

    And you know what is worse…this is actually an Obama supporter during the workday, around 10 – 11 a.m.

  • Spanky Jones

    If that guy isn’t ghey, he is missing a great opportunity. Seriously, is this a picture from an insane asylum and he’s on Lithium? Who owns PJ’s with a zipper down the middle?

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      No fella that has to pee in the middle of a cold dark night, thats for sure.

  • dba_vagabond_trader

    Betcha the plaid clad reprobate needs its diaper changed too.

  • MrApple

    Should we be making the connection between this man’s “onesie” and the idea of the “single payer” and Obamacare?

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      I suppose you could, but I don’t think there are any deep thinkers at OFA. The subliminal message would be a big surprise to them.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      If you’re a crazy person, then yes, definitely draw that inference.

      • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

        And, as usual, you miss the point.

        You should seriously stick to making comparisons between organ donation and abortion.

        • Calcat36

          That fool is posting on threads that have nothing to do with him, or affect him in any way? Must be great welfare in Oz.

  • robert anthony

    I guess he wasn’t invited to the keg-stand party with the ‘bros’?

    • journogal

      They even laughed him out of the room, which is saying a lot.

  • robert anthony

    They just took the photo from a Rachel Maddow billboard.

  • robert anthony

    “Under my plan..hot cocoa will necessarily sky-rocket…onesies too.”

  • JustMyOpinion

    wth our taxpayer dollars wasted on this GARBAGE,.., hope he has to go and he can’t get his onesie off in time

  • Dat’s Racis’ (.com)

    @TwitchyTeam Baby Philip has decided what he wants this holiday season: the Milky-White Plan. #getpampered pic.twitter.com/eJdFWdeHpO— Dat's Racis' (.com) (@hope_and_chains) December 18, 2013

    • Dat’s Racis’ (.com)

      apparently the embed function has failed me

  • https://twitter.com/UnicornOfMayhem Hi This Is My Username

    Hmmm… they never stop or think.

  • robert anthony

    Yeah, you won’t HAVE health insurance…but you can talk about it.

    • journogal

      Or respect…or dates, but at least you can talk about Obamacare.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      But you’re not allowed to talk about how you won’t have health insurance because of Obama.

  • robert anthony

    But….what happened to global warming?

  • cfc1905

    This guy has NO IDEA how to please a woman that doesn’t involve leaving…

  • robert anthony

    “I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay….”

    • rainman

      I sleep all night and don’t work all day …

  • Jack Deth

    Jeebus!!!

    Pandering to the child in a man’s body, techno nerd ‘Big Bang Theory’ demographic HURTS MY EYES!!!!

    Penny could pull it off. Maybe Sheldon, but NOT Leonard (Jimmy Galecki).

    Evidently Obama is prepping hospital emergency rooms for a sudden influx of beaten to a pulp patients dumb enough to wear Onesies.

  • robert anthony

    I think I know this kid…He’s the kind that thinks the Fort Hood shooting was ‘workplace violence’ unrelated to the religion of peace.

    • trixiewoobeans

      And Unicorns fart rainbows, lol!

  • seemorejustice

    How do you plan to spend the cold days of December? – Obama

    Burning LOTSA, LOTSA heating OIL… You hear that Obama… O-I-L!

    Definitely not spending it with some ‘The Big Bang Theory’ Leonard reject!

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Lord forgive me, but don’t you look at that picture and think that, any minute now, he’s gonna come out with a Horshak laugh? “Ooh-ooh, Mr Kotter!”

    I don’t care who y’are, that’s funny right there. (RIP Ron Palillo, 1949 – 2012)

  • pairadimes

    Our country has been stolen from us by thumb sucking window lickers in Birkenstocks.

    • Jack Deth

      To borrow a line from “Super Troopers’:

      “The Snarzberries taste like Snarzberries!”

  • Will B Good

    I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover…

  • $84598387

    This propaganda is getting really disgusting!

  • John c

    the product of two mothers

  • Bathing Suit Area

    Wow, twitchy commenters’ gender anxiety is really showing today.

    • V the K

      Shut up, Chris Hayes.

    • robert anthony

      What OFA thinks of America’s youth is what’s actually showing. From ALL their little ‘ads’. And, yeah, what V the K says.

    • trixiewoobeans

      I think the “anxiety” is on the other side.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        Because nothing says relaxed and calm like feeling the need to threaten violence at someone for not dressing like you.

        • Corey Dennison

          Quit being such a puss.

        • trixiewoobeans

          That made ZERO sense.

        • Jack Deth

          And still, your mom dresses you funny.

    • Evil Otto

      “Gender anxiety?” Really?

      • trixiewoobeans

        Always with the labels.

      • V the K

        It’s a phrase liberals use to describe men who are comfortable with their masculinity.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          By “comfortable with” do you mean “feels the need to reflexively threaten anyone dressing differently”?

          • Corey Dennison

            Spoken like a true lib.

          • Calcat36

            How about “brings a gun to a knife fight to punish his enemies” who do not support his socialist propaganda and object to BS like this ad?

      • NRPax

        I’m surprised he didn’t use a made up word like homophobia.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          All words are made up.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        Really! Your comments are pretty much straight out of the textbook.

        • Corey Dennison

          Really? Which one?

        • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

          Just like your comments are straight out of the Dumbass Textbook for Dumbasses.

    • tops116 ✓Quipper

      Heh heh. Oh, I’m not laughing at your comment. I’m laughing at the fact that you’re so in the tank for Obama that you have to defend the guy in the onesie.

      • Bathing Suit Area

        I’m laughing that you’re all so against Obama you have to attack an innocent guy in pyjamas.

        • Corey Dennison

          Mind your own business.

        • dthorny

          How many photos did you sit for until they got the one they wanted?

          • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

            Ba-zing!!!!!

    • Guest

      You know, the fact that you can concoct a noun phrase out of two words doesn’t mean that the noun phrase names a real thing.

    • Zach Smith

      At least they have a gender.

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Oh goodness, they have a New Years version too, ugly sweater and all

  • ryanabe

    I heard that guy was just given the lead-in slot for Maddow over at MSNBC.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    OFA (Ostracizing Fellow Americans) is getting farther and farther out of it every day. Usually they don’t let it show as much as it does in this ad. The only thing we discuss is how big of a disaster this bill AND this President are….

  • Ruth

    I knew it! I always suspected left wing nutjob males had to turn in their testosterone.

    • trixiewoobeans

      They’re Demoeunuchs!

      • missmavis

        The good news is, reproduction isn’t likely.

  • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

    OK fine time to start drinking. That’s all I have.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      An unsurprising admission.

      • http://lordfoggybottom.com/ BlahBlah

        Did you just do that Hulk smash in a onesie?

      • Not The Penguin

        That was a dick response…even for you. real classy.

  • Billie Slash

    Good Lord. So this is an Obama supporter.
    And the guy’s pretty dorky too.

    • V the K

      He’s not just an Obama supporter… he’s the Platonic ideal of an Obama supporter.

      • Casca

        Shouldn’t he be wearing Pink then ??

        • V the K

          There are times when pink culottes are superfluous.

  • Evil Otto

    You know what… I want to beat the crap out of that pajama-wearing doofus, just on general principle.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Uh oh, someone is feeling his masculinity threatened!

      • Corey Dennison

        That’s ok…I’m sure you’ll get over it.

        • dthorny

          Bathing suit area works on Obowma’s staff……oh, my bad.

          • Corey Dennison

            Heh! I see what you did there…

          • dthorny

            Obowma and bathing suit area each went to a bar to have a stiff one…and drinks too.

      • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

        Since you’ve never had any, metro, how can you feel it threatened?

      • Evil Otto

        Umm, no. In fact, compared to that feety-pajama-wearing hipster, I’m John Frikkin’ Wayne.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          LOL! Nothing says “secure in your manhood” like needing to go around declaring how manly you are and how much you want to beat up someone weaker than you. So powerful! So butch!

          • Evil Otto

            You seem upset, sweety. I’ll ask your mother to make you some more hot chocolate.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            You’re the one moved to violence by a photo of a guy you don’t like, but apparently I’m the one who’s “upset” for mocking you over it. Have fun with that.

          • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

            And you’re the one who gets your panties in a wad when we mock you…

          • Evil Otto

            Heh heh. I am. I’m having a lot of fun with you, sensitive soul.

            Y’see, you’re not really bothered by this. It’s just an opportunity for you to get a little moral preening, and you lefties never pass an opportunity by. “Lookit meeee, Otto! Lookit how peaceful and good I am, while you want to engage in VIOLENCE! You horrible, horrible person.”

            But rant on, brother. Tell me how bad I am because I want to punch out this onesie-wearing, hot chocolate sipping hipster douchebag. ‘Cause I do.

  • ejochs

    Is that Rachel Maddow?

    • Casca

      Not enough facial hair to be her

  • rainman

    I’m sure this guy is used to talking. Every person he’s ever been with has said, “We need to talk.”

  • http://freerepublic.com GOPcongress

    One word…”metrosexual.” ‘Nuff said.

    • Casca

      which equals ” Liberal”

  • Casca

    Is that Leonard from the Big Bang Theory ????

  • Rusty Jewell

    It’s called the circle of life. 25 years ago it was Obama wearing the onesie giving a barney for a little blow.

  • BigRed

    Just what i need right now- health insurance advice from Penny’s nerdy-ass boyfriend.

  • praymorenow1

    Who is this ad aimed at exactly?
    Young men w/ disposable income?
    Young men w/ no friends?
    Young men w/ a mother complex?
    Young men who live in the basement of their parents home, and are over 28…..
    Young women who seek the comfort of a male friend in touch w/ his feminine side to talk to.
    Just so long as Jim Messina does not wear that outfit in another creepy picture tweet.

  • John Howard

    Raaaaacist!!

  • John Howard

    “Likes to snuggle and talk about Xbox with his Best Bud Forever”

  • AdamsParachute

    I am telling my 14 year old son if he ever sees this guy to punch him in the face and break his glasses.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Lovely.

      • Corey Dennison

        Wuss.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          Oh noes, someone has called me a wuss! I know, I’ll compensate for it by declaring my intention to teach my children to violently attack anyone who’s clothing choices don’t match up to my arbitrary standards! That’ll fix it!

          • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

            How does a d-canoe like you teach something you can’t even do yourself?

            Or are you going to teach them to hide behind their keyboards and mewl like little effeminate simps?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Uh, Darth? We’re both on the internet here, not sure how that equates to one if us hiding behind a keyboard. I’m not the one making threats in this thread.

          • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

            Well, see, BSA-hole, it’s like this: I wouldn’t have any trouble saying what I say here to your face. And daring you to do something about it. I’ve said so here, and elsewhere.

            You seem quite comfortable where you happen to be, not really willing to risk getting your @$$ whipped. (Oh, don’t worry – it’s not just you, it’s pretty much all libtards. Seems to be a commonality amongst you on the left – a yellow streak a mile long. You talk like you’re a bunch of hot little $h!t$ (must be the whole “twoof to POWAH!!! thing), but not too eager to back up your big talk.)

            (EDIT: Yeah, I know you’re in Australia. Just adds to the comfort level, if you ask me.)

            I’m not the one making threats in this thread.

            No, you’re just the one sniveling & kvetching about it.

            Seriously, think of it this way: If this were an actual social gathering, with you allllll the way over from Ozzland over here, and you were spewing half the BS you do here, how long do you think you’d last before one (or some) of us decided to throw you out the door?

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Oh no, please don’t hurt me Mister Internet Tough Guy! Your spectacular manliness has convinced me. So alpha. So dominate!

          • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

            Preferable being an Internet Tough Guy™ to being an Internet P*ssy™ like yourself, chumpette.

          • Calcat36

            Notice the failure to object to effeminate wimps…

          • Corey Dennison

            Well, you’re the one whining like a school girl. I just calls ’em how I sees ’em.

          • Bathing Suit Area

            Just to be clear, what your saying is that wanting children not to be taught to randomly assault people is winning like a school girl and marks one as a wuss?

    • Bathing Suit Area

      So you’re the one starting the knockout game!

  • constitutionminded

    That’s a photoshop of Rachael Madcow. Or her brother or something.

  • Liars Never Win

    He is the bestest liberal ever!

  • DanG

    OFA should have hired an actor instead of using one of their own staff.

  • BigSky1970

    The left’s idea of a grown man is precisely how militant feminazis see men. Emasculated trendies in onesies.

  • tops116 ✓Quipper

    If you like your dignity, you can keep your dignity–period.

  • somatic60

    Surprise. A gay looking liberal man.

  • somatic60

    That guy owns a gerbil. Just sayin…..

  • ramv36

    I threw this together, I think it is much more accurate.

    • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Your jumping ahed on the program, that is the final stage.

    • dthorny

      Should use a Nazi photo.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Dude you’re doing it all wrong! This thread is for going on about how liberals are all wimps and pussies and should be beaten up and bullied over it.

      Tomorrow’s thread is about how liberals are all violent thugs violently assaulting and bullying poor, defenseless conservatives who just want to be left alone.

      Check your stereotypes calendar!

      • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

        Ladies and gentlemen: Exhibit A.

  • H50 ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    He’s everywhere…..there is no escaping onesie pajama guy.
    I have to go to cute emergency, if I go to bed with this, I’ll have nightmares.

  • James DeAcutis

    Are you a “flap” or “no-flap” kind of guy?~

  • Ken Alan Draper

    How do I plan to spend those cold westher evenings?

    Beating the snot out of sny grown man who shows up with hot chocolate & an oversized pair of kiddie pajamas. Either where big boy clothes & drink 100 proof cinnamon schnapps or don’t come over at all.

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Ah, the famed civility of conservatives, threatening violence against those with different clothing or beverage preferences.

      • dthorny

        Like Occupy Wall Street, with less raping and drugs.

      • Zach Smith

        It’s mostly the just the clothing. Conservatives have been known to occasionally partake in a cup of hot chocolate and even marshmallows are not entirely unheard of.

        • Bathing Suit Area

          Don’t tell that to Ken.

          • Zach Smith

            I would never mess with a man who drinks 100 proof cinnamon schnapps.

      • Darth Venomous✓unmedicated

        Ah the famed sniveling of cowardly little leftist d-bags, whilst they hide behind their daddies’ pink taffeta hoop skirts.

      • Mr. Saturn

        Yeah we should just shoot people like you leftists tend to do.

      • Evil Otto

        Aww, is someone being mean on the internet? I’m sorry you’re offended. Here, have some hot chocolate. We promise to not say anything that might shock your sensitive soul.

  • sardiverdave

    Bet this onesie guy thinks David Sirota’s KA*POW* photo is hawt.

  • Mike Rogers

    It’s like they raided a casting call of reject Big Bang Theory characters.

  • CLEmom

    Can I just say if my 18 year old son came home for the holidays wearing a plaid onesie, Obamacare would be the last thng we’d be discussing?
    #typicalObamavoter #loser

    • Bathing Suit Area

      Don’t leave us in suspense! What would you say to him?

      • Corey Dennison

        They’d probably be discussing how annoying foreigners are when they stick their big fat noses into our business.

      • marcellucci

        For starters…..” what the hell did you do now to make your mother throw you out her basement…..”

  • Guest

    How do I plan to spend the cold days of December?

    Unlike the jobless, slacking man-child here, mooching on his parents’ plan, sitting in his jammies all day and sipping hot cocoa (“Don’t make it so hot, mom, I burned my tongue on it yesterday”), I’ll be clothed and working, and paying for this hipster’s idle lifestyle.

  • Ed McDowell

    Somebody sayin’ you can judge a man by his pajamas?

  • rickroland

    Wow! The seething desperation from these clowns is comical, OMFG!

  • nightwisp

    I have no words….and If I had any.. It would not be to discuss ObamaCare. That guy is more feminine than I am…

  • HARP2

    Is that the jammies they sell on TV ?

  • Zach Smith

    It’s Pat.

  • HARP2

    Do those jammies have a flap in the back so he can get properly reamed ?

  • Lindakl

    Yuck!

  • Raymond Chuang

    Another supposedly great PR campaign now officially going down like a sinking ship….

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Like the R.M.S. TITANIC in a flushed toilet… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Ya Dont Say?

    Organizing for America has it’s head so far up Obama’s D-onkey, they just can’t AVOID being the butt of EVERYONES jokes.

  • ClinkinKY

    Who the f*#k is the marketing director for this Obamanation and how much is it costing the American taxpayer. This, and many other ads, is embarrassing to the point of being criminal.

    • incorrectchange

      Rachel Maddow… just sayin’.

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    He’s 26 years old and still lives at home and wears little boy pajamas…just your typical male Obama supporter.

  • AZWarrior

    Wow, and all done in his mom’s basement.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sanddog Ms Anonymous

    I just showed that picture to my husband and he was rendered speechless for the first time in a decade. He just stared at it with a horrified look, then walked away.

  • Bill Phillips

    I bet Obama has a ‘onsie’ identical to that one he wears every night!

    • Elizabeth Fisher

      Maybe Obammy and Reggie Love play ‘find the pickle” when they are in their onesies. :-)

  • rivers

    Geez, even OFA and Obama think Obama voters are pathetic losers.

  • hooligansailor

    Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about Impeachment and mass firings of these misguided fools ruining our country. #GetTalking

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      I’d wear either my Surgical Scrubs (with Long Johns underneath), or my sweats…. but NO ONESIES, PUH-LEEEEEASE! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • beebop1952

    This is why Julia is single …..

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    Don’t even know where to begin…

  • TDS

    I love SooperMexican’s comparison of this picture to a pre-op Rachel Maddow.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbveD-gCQAAaIcG.jpg

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      An uncanny likeness! SOOPERMEXICAN does it AGAIN! Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Ken Alan Draper

    I call the win. I set bathing suit area off. It’s just too dang easy. Well, back to the grindstone these 14 hour wirkdays aren’t giing to work themselves.

  • paladin63

    I humbly submit that the onsie should become the uniform of the day for the majority of the members of Congress when they are in session.
    Epaulets should be awarded for any Senator or Congressman making Coburn ‘ s Waste List.

    • Calcat36

      And asscots. For the heck of it.

      • paladin63

        I suppose that’s nicer than calling the rear flap the ” Lib Bib”

        • Calcat36

          I thought that was the O hole. Oh well.

  • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

    If you like your onesie-clad nerd, you can keep him. Period.

  • Peejay70

    At this point, I think it’s clear the administration is trolling conservatives. There is no other excuse for this picture. They can’t possibly take it seriously, can they?

    • Thomas, Snarkmaster General

      Yes, yes they can.

  • $1014973

    Based on that picture alone, Iceland is thinking of invading the US. We’re obviously easy prey.

  • jb

    Just outside the picture scope is his snuggie.

  • theBuckWheat

    Yet another reason why the smartest people in the room are in charge.

  • Hotlanta Mike

    Obama’s OFA – Onesie For America

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=217351

  • $10894398

    Would Vlad Putin be caught dead in feety pajamas?

  • Webster

    That’s not a onesie. A onesie is a shirt with flaps that snap together under the butt.
    To be even more technical about it, it has to be from Gerber, since they own the trademark for that term.

    • Calcat36

      Correct. It is wearing feety PJ’s!

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    I’d rather exchange OBAMASCAM jokes with @GitRDoneLarry than have that GEEK in my house.. Reminds me of some nerdy kids from my time (myself included)… Jawamax 8<{D}

  • Calcat36

    When does the metro-sexual gradumicate to Garanimals?

  • Stephen L. Hall #NonquamTrump

    Liberals: Perpetually childish and petulant.

  • Right Wired ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    I can hear Putin laughing at us from my house.

    • Sonya A. Willis

      While horseback riding with shotgun in tow.

  • Geoff

    He either is the most smug poofter ever, or knows how stupid he looks. OFA has managed to insult the nation again!

  • Baba Ghanoush

    Looks like his parents have a nice basement

  • Calcat36

    To quote some racist, hateful republican waaay before this thing imploded…

    YOU LIE!

    To quote another racist, white Cuban/Irish/Italian, that stood for 21 hours in opposition to this insanity…

    I will not eat green eggs and ham! (Makes more sense than this law.)

    • lee owens

      still thinking Obi’s fail has anything to do with race bawhahaha

  • stellatruman

    imagine for a moment your daughter bringing him home for Christmas

    • Ironside

      Or your son for that matter.

  • http://www.rushbabies.com/ RushBabies (.com)

    Hey @BarackObama, FIFY

    • Sonya A. Willis

      Could someone please add teardrops or a tear-stained face pretty please?

  • Cincinnatus

    If this is the new man of the Left, there will be no next generation of Lefties because that would require procreation and, well, there is no way this guy is having sex with a living, breathing female. And there is a pressing need for birth control?

    • Calcat36

      Its hand won’t even touch it!

  • jeanie6

    That’s a man?

  • Ryan Johnson

    Andrea Tantaros ✔ @AndreaTantarosFollow
    Look at how they portray the American male: a(n) (effeminate) hot chocolate drinking doofus in a onesie. Disgraceful.

    Fixed.

    • Calcat36

      Andrea Tarantula! Puts the sexy in conservative woman!

      • Ryan Johnson

        True that.

        Note, I’m not freaked out by this at all, it’s just that it’s become increasingly obvious with the latest commercials and people on shows such as dancing with the stars that the media is only showing men who clearly are not masculine, perhaps even to promote against it.

        • Calcat36

          Perhaps? I take it that you have no children in public screwels? That is where the emasculation begins! Where the little boy are indoctrinated and programmed before they know what is happening… A la Adam Lanza and the recent shotgunning socialist.

          “We will take America without firing a shot…….We will BURY YOU! We can’t expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism, but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism, until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism. We do not have to invade the United States, we will destroy you from within.”

          (From an address to Western Ambassadors at the Polish embassy in Moscow on November 18, 1956.)

          I is happening and the American left is salivating with compliance!

          • Ryan Johnson

            Nope just 23 years old. No little munchkins running around just yet.

            My dad was telling me about this, it’s by no accident that they’re trying to feminize and emasculate boys, as seen with the recent Hunter Yelton fiasco where an overzealous boy who made repeated advances to a girl he liked, got a “Sexual harassment” mark for kissing her hand. The school received backlash and they changed it to “misconduct.” If the kisses were unwanted by the girl it should’ve been misconduct in the first place; what six year old is a sexual harasser?

          • Calcat36

            That would depend on their 5th grade health class and if they were taught to successfully don and clear a condom in the dark, blindfolded, and under water. That would make him eligible for sex abuser status as he was TAUGHT what it was! Then again, no mention of alcohol use prior to, and cigarettes afterward, so it is kind of a gray area there, according to liberals.

            Did your dad tell you about Zipper Clinton and how liberals did everything under the sun to cover up real sexual harassment and rape?

            Some pigs are more equal than other pigs. If you have not yet read Animal Farm, grab a copy, and learn. It is banished from schools today.

  • spaceycakes

    “the spiral galaxy sized suck of that tweet.”

    that is. awesome.

  • BorderGuard

    So what’s wrong with ONESIES? I wish I could where one outside the house too… lol

  • BorderGuard

    Bet you Bammy and Reggie wear onesies for their sleepovers. That makes it cool.

  • Calcat36
  • http://www.jackspirko.com/ Jack Spirko

    I think Obama is a tool, and I think Obamacare is a disaster but the picture of the moron in the onesie is photo shopped it isn’t on the Barack Obama website or in the video.

  • SRVDisciple

    It’s Paaa-aat!

  • Tigerspike

    Well no wonder they want 26 year-olds to be treated like children.

  • http://snickersnackbaby.blogspot.com/ David Ferguson

    On the upside, at least now we know that the OWS kids found a warm place out of the cold weather.

  • FLirishPM59

    Judging the picture, it all kind of makes sense they’d portray a young guy sitting in his pajamas drinking hot chocolate wanting to discuss health insurance. It represents the fact he’s got nothing else better to do because he’s not working, living back home with mom and dad trying to figure out how he’s going to pay back thousands of dollars in student loans….not to worry though. The ACA makes it much more affordable for him because he can stay on his parent’s health insurance policy until he’s 26, if his parent’s are lucky enough to still have a job and their employer provides coverage.

    • Sonya A. Willis

      They’ve always left that part out. How can the adult-child stay on Mom or Dad’s employer insurance if said employer no longer offers it?

  • wfjag

    I recommend talking about health insurance with your kiddies:
    “Get a job.
    Get the hell out of my basement.
    And, buy your own damn insurance.”

    • LegalizeShemp

      I will when I turn 26 Dad.

      • wfjag

        It’s 21, unless you want to live for 5 years as the subject of a tyrant who expects both rent, in cash, in advance each month and doing chores (since rent only leases space. Food and utilities are earned by sweat.). Or, you can support yourself and run your own life. The choice is a simple one between extended childhood or becoming an adult. Choices have consequences.

  • neoface

    They couldn’t find anyone dorkier to sell O-NO-CARE?

    • Calcat36

      They couldnot find an unemployed black man or woman? OBVIOUS Raaaacism! Where is the Spittler Matthews?

    • aliswell

      Barry already has a job.

      • neoface

        I know, wish we can fire him instead.

  • AnotherBrian

    In some regards, isn’t this the left’s vision of a perfect male (such as it is). An emasculated man who is happy drinking cocoa (not beer or coffee) in a onesie pjs.

  • Ruth

    I hope he’s wearing armor under that onesie. He’ll need it if he is going to discuss Obamafail.

  • toreilly

    Rush thinks pajamaboy is Rachel Maddow…

  • http://www.freerepublic.com/~jim/ _Jim

    Pat – ‘Pat’ Maddow?

  • http://noquarterusa.net Larry Johnson

    I suspect boy wonder is also wearing adult depends under the onesie.

  • Sharon Lynn

    being a model for the democrats is a career ending proposition lol

  • LegalizeShemp

    Hope those pajamas have feet on them, we wouldn’t want his tootsies to get cold.

  • LegalizeShemp

    Salon is already Tweeting that “Conservatives go homophobic on OFA Obamacare ad”.

  • Farnsworth

    I thought it was Reince Priebus having a cup of RINO brew

    • Calcat36

      Could be. On second thought.

      • Farnsworth

        I looked again, it’s not him…..no purse

        • Calcat36

          It may as well be.

  • jjcassidy

    Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be pajamaboys.

  • Cincinnatus

    These are the people that grow up longing to tell everyone how to live their lives and ache for the power to satisfy their need to erase all memory of their natural impotence. Dangerous.

  • JJ_Chester

    Hopefully, that person sipping cocoa and sporting plaid jammies will be covered by Obamacare for the adadictomy surgery.

  • Tasmaniac

    My God. That might be the single wimpiest “man” I have ever seen. He has raised the bar on wimphood to unattainable heights.

  • Patrick Gain

    A Onsie Payer Health Care System

  • W Randall

    I don’t suppose cozying up with your wife came to his mind… he came up with Pajama Boy instead?

  • Darrelb

    This guy is a chick magnet. No?

  • Ironside

    When I was a tyke back in the ’50s I had a pair of PJ’s like that. I figure Peter Pan’s here also have a “trap door” in the back

  • denbren52

    OnesieBoy represents the opposition to Phil Roberton.

  • denbren52

    Every graduate of O’s Reeducation Camp receives a onsie and a cup of hot chocolate.

  • judyt2012

    Who knew that Christmas fruitcake could drink hot chocolate? OFA picks this image as spokesperson? Exactly what type of woman or man would be persuaded by this image?

  • Pawtrax

    I can remember when conservatives thought sitting around in your pajamas talking politics would lead to a media revolution. Is Pajamas Media still a thing?

  • Trouble

    He’s the perfect Obama voter. Picked for the part in a focus group. Racially indefinite. Probably not straight. Maybe not gay. If he owns ice skates they’re figure skates. He’s afraid of guns, loud noises, big tits and spicy foods. He actually believes John Lennon lyrics. Constantly says to himself, ‘If Audrey Hepburn were alive, she’d understand.” Refers to the president by his first name.

  • conservative2012

    Wrong Andrea Tantaros, That is a luke-warm chocolate drinking doofus in a onesie. Yes disgraceful.

  • CCBanks

    The mewling half men that are liberals have found their messiah!

  • Liptonius

    Isn’t that Rachel Maddow?

  • noldaa

    Thinking…